"The king of heaven has arrived, and he has missed the distance!" Genghis Khan was obedient early in front of the king Zeus, and he became a fool if he was too arrogant, and then he came to someone else's territory, first saluting and then soldiering. [Full text reading. 】

"Oh, don't be afraid of me first, I'm afraid that others are afraid of me all my life, I can't stand it if I think I'm Thor, and I'm afraid of three points when I meet, and I always can't hear the actual situation below.

One year I went to the countryside and asked the farmer if you want water. I started to thunder and rain when I wanted water, but no one dared to say that they wanted water, but in fact, it dried out people's hair until it turned yellow. It's because I asked in the wrong way, so that the masses can see me like a dog sees a tiger, not to mention making demands, and they are all scared to spray N. Goose! This year, I was scolded by God and bloody.

This time, I will learn the lesson of the last time, and please don't be afraid to tell the truth because you are afraid of me. Not only that, but you can also use your imagination and, logically, add fuel to the fire. In other words, you can treat me as a cicada, and all heroes have the title of cicada head. As for Lu Bu and Xiang Yu in the Central Plains, don't you also call them cicadas? Zeus, the king of heaven, felt a little inappropriate when he said this, and thought that he was willing to be the head of a cicada, and if others were not happy to hear this, they would be a little angry when they heard it. Heavenly King Zeus quickly glanced at it with his eyes, and Lu Bu and Xiang Yu were really unhappy, which made Heavenly King Zeus quickly lower his head in shame.

"We brought the world's first beauty Helen, I heard that you also have the world's first beauty Helen here, in order to distinguish the truth from the false, we want them to stand together and compare. In addition, you first tell me what is going on with you, the world's first beauty, Helen, that is, how did you come about? "Zeus, the king of heaven, sometimes likes to a lot of water buffaloes.

Genghis Khan listened, goose! This heavenly king Zeus has made a good tongue for himself, so isn't it easy to speak, as long as it is logical, he won't make it up blindly with squinting eyes?

"Back to the Heavenly King, if you make me a little afraid of you, then I really don't dare to talk nonsense. And the facts can't be said, and it may not sound good to say. Then I will look for a logical way to tell the story for the reason, as the king wishes.

We are going to land this 10 million Iron Cavalry in three days. As a result, Qin Shi Huang's army, combined with the troops of Lu Bu and Xiang Yu, as well as Di Renjie and Bao Zheng, was intercepted and could not land, and this battle was fought in the dark, and my 1,000 iron cavalry army lost more than half.

At night, I came out of the army tent to look at the celestial statues, and see if I had fairy eggs C to the first beauty in the world, Helen's b? Because the soldiers will suffer heavy losses. It made my heart ripple with tears, and when I couldn't see anything clearly, I was so sad that I began to cry.

I cried like a baby for my mother's milk, like my mother forgot me in the car and ate and slept at home for the night. I cried so hungry and tired that I finally lost my energy and fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took, someone came and woke me up and said, 'Wake up, I've brought you what you want.' But you have to promise me one condition, I will let you C the world's first beauty Helen b, you have to promise to help your mother-in-law Leda defeat Sparta. ’

I said I promise, who are you? She said she was Athena! ”

"Maniac. You're making nonsense, what you don't have, I don't have! Athena quickly interrupted Genghis Khan's words, and directly scolded Genghis Khan for being a madman, which shows that this is not ordinary.

"Let him go on! Let him finish speaking first, and no one can grab the C mouth when he is talking, which will disrupt his train of thought. "Of course, Zeus, the king of heaven, had to stop the C-mouthed one quickly, because he was listening with relish.

"I looked at it at the time, good guy. All three are women. A mother who claims to be Helen is named Lida, and a mother who claims to be a daughter named Helen, the first beauty in the world. The other one is Athena.

I said that wherever there is such a good thing in the world, it will be abducted. When Genghis Khan said this, he began to peek at the surface of Zeus, the king of heaven, for fear that if he said it too elegantly, he would make Zeus unhappy. Goose, this look, the king Zeus is still following his eyes and smiling slightly. This dead egg understands, Zeus, the king of heaven, likes to listen to foul language, otherwise he doesn't like it.

Genghis Khan peeked at it and quickly returned to his narrative and said, "Because it's night." I can only get a rough idea of a woman's appearance, and I don't know if she is pretty, or to what extent.

But what I thought about was that I heard that Helen, the first beauty in the world, was a virgin, which made me think of touching her naiko with my hand, if I could feel that there was a harder ball in it, at least it could be said that there were not many people who had rubbed it, or that no other man had played with it regularly, otherwise it would be a stinky mud inside, and people would not feel that there was something in it.

That is to say, the shape of the matter inside has been scattered by the man, and it has become like a bubble of hot Epsom cow, which feels very bad when rubbed by hand, not to mention Mo Tofu, it is the same as Mo porridge. It's like eating, no chewing.

Goose! I reached out and rubbed it, it felt very good, there was a very delicious feeling. The RR on the outside makes people feel like it's rubbing satin, and the inside feels like there is a vegetable rice drum, which means that no one has played it, or no one has played it many times, at least.

At that time, Athena and her mother Leda were by her side, and I said that C no, if this egg is put down, she will no longer be the first beauty in the world, in essence, she is a young woman. Calling a young woman a beauty can only be a polite remark, and in different scenes and at different times, it is called sarcasm.

When I said this, my mother and sister both said that I was a coward, since even 10 million iron cavalry dared to bring a big battle just to grab the world's first beauty Helen's bC, why did I send it to my arms and become afraid again? ”

"It's normal, when I was so poor that I went to hunt weasels every winter, and he liked to eat small mice, but when I put it in the barn and threw a mouse for it to eat, it hid in a corner and didn't move." Zeus, the king of heaven, rushed to the C needle when he saw the C needle, which shows that the nature of men is like a weasel, and it also indicates that it is normal for Genghis Khan to say this, which is in line with the mental activity of a normal person.

Genghis Khan's eyes were like monkeys in the hands of monkey puppeteers, and when many strangers were watching, he himself opened his eyes and lit up the people and things around him. Seeing that Zeus, the king of heaven, stopped, he continued: "If I say this, no one may believe it, but I not only have the heart of a weasel, but also the heart of a ghost who has obtained it and is dirty.

Maybe people are such dog bones, and what they get with a lot of effort is good goods, and they can be picked up without bending down. It makes people doubt in their hearts. Even a few times it was hard and I was about to put it on Helen's B, when it suddenly occurred to me that someone said that Helen had syphilis on B.

It's like walking at night, when we walk well, but when we come to a grave. Or by the pond, knowing that there had been a dead person in this pond, suddenly thought of a ghost, and I was afraid that my feet would immediately become weak from the heart.

Not only that, but I also thought that the father of Helen, the first beauty in the world, was a god king. I heard that he is a chaotic and incestuous lord, whether it is the one who gave birth to me or the one who gave birth to me, as long as he is beautiful and outstanding, he will not let it go.

To be honest, I am an emperor, and I have never played with a woman who has been played by others, that is, I have played with myself, and I have written her into the blacklist, and I will never C again.

Thinking of this, I retreated bravely. Well, life first Cb is the second. Speaking of this, Genghis Khan paused again to peek at the face of Zeus, the king of heaven, and saw that he did not react, he was still listening attentively, and nodded his head to signal Genghis Khan to continue, meaning to admit that he spoke wonderfully.

Everyone present was silent, this was only the surface, and their hearts all said: Is this world crazy? Is this listening to a ghost screaming or is it in a dream, and why is this so? Is this true?

"The goods are dead on the ground, and there is no way. I was hardened a few times by Athena and her mother-in-law Leda, and pushed on Helen, the number one beauty in the world, is there such a thing in the world? I myself don't even believe in at least a hundred.

Indeed, I am afraid that Helen b's syphilis is there. This is me personally, to put it bluntly, in terms of my thoughts, my nature has become a child that I can't control, just like the rich second generation, I can't see the face of a beautiful woman, let alone syphilis. Even if there is an atomic bomb between the legs, it will be willful regardless of life and death.

That's the way the world is, poor as ghosts, and listen to people. As soon as there is a rich man, he listens to the egg.

I can't believe the fact that the world's first beauty Helen is really still a virgin, and it is as tight as pressing with the crack of the door (laughing to death, a few years ago we said that Cb is the best thing to put in the crack of the door, and then kick the person with his foot, see if you are still tight?) ）。

I use this sheet as a banner as a kind of testimony of the first highest level of human beings, because it has the ** blood of Helen, the first beauty in the world, which is also the wordless book of the highest realm. At this point, Genghis Khan began to signal to those present that he was done with his words.

Zeus, the king of heaven, walked up to Genghis Khan with a smile on his face, held Genghis Khan's hand with both hands, and said loudly: "Benefactor, benefactor!" You can't say a word clearly when I kneel on the ground and repent for three years. You have already admitted that you are C the first beauty in the world Helen b, as Helen's father, I don't have the moon near the water, without your words, my king Zeus just jumped into the river and couldn't wash it away! ”

"He's crazy, don't listen to his nonsense, there's nothing to do." Athena blushed with rage.

Mother Lida was blinded when she heard it, could it be true that she had thought like this? Leda remembered hearing that Genghis Khan had brought 10 million iron cavalry, and she thought that if she could use these 10 million iron cavalry to attack Sparta, it would not be a bad idea to let Genghis Khan be her son-in-law. This makes Leda wonder, why did she let Genghis Khan C arrive without leaving her daughter Helen for half a step? Do you want to stand up like Athena and scold Genghis Khan for being a madman and scolding him for talking nonsense?

Daughter Helen stood beside her mother, sometimes looking at her mother's face, and sometimes looking at her sister Athena's face, feeling that her mother was not blaming Genghis Khan, but Athena was scolding Genghis Khan, which made Helen feel that Sister Athena and herself and her mother were not of the same mind, because Helen remembered that her mother had told her that Genghis Khan's 10 million iron cavalry wanted all the troops in the Central Plains, and if she could, it would be more than enough to defeat Sparta.

Qin Shi Huang came to Zeus, the king of heaven, and said, "If it's true, just ask Lida to know!" ”

"Leda, you say something fair, is that true?" Zeus, the king of heaven, is insignificant, and is a monk for a day and hits the clock for a day.

"My daughter Helen never left me half a step, it's fake." Leda didn't dare to lie, because it wasn't child's play, and she couldn't let others fool her ideas into facts.

"Let Genghis Khan call out all the world's first beauties Helen that he said for everyone to see, and the real and fake will be clear at a glance." Di Renjie finally made a move.

"Genghis Khan, since you really C the first beauty in the world, Helen, but in fact, the world's first beauty Helen is next to her mother Lida, this can rule out that your one is fake, otherwise you call it out to see?" This is Bao Zheng teaching Zeus, the king of heaven, to say.

Genghis Khan walked into the back room, and for a moment he seemed to see a man, and there was no mistake about seeing the characteristics of a man: it was more than two inches long.

If it's something else wrong, there's something to say, it's a flash of eyes. But this is a few more than a man with many fingers, and no matter how flashing his eyes are, he will not be mistaken. It is equivalent to a woman going to the toilet and walking through the wrong door, and obviously saw a man carrying his own few N drops, is there a banana the size of this fake?

Genghis Khan just wanted to turn around and walk away, which made people see that there were suddenly a few people without cloth, and it was a very iconic woman's figure, who was wearing a shawl and following Genghis Khan out. When Genghis Khan saw this, he stretched out his hand and led the maid to the people.

Everyone present was stunned. Everyone looked at the woman and at Helen, and it was no different, both in dress and appearance.

Athena suddenly stretched out her hand and pulled off the shawl on the maid's body, the two milk balls were as transparent as jade, and they were very standard, it was certain that no one else had rubbed them except for Genghis Khan yesterday, otherwise they would have to crash down.

"This is Helen, the number one beauty in the world." Genghis Khan said.

"Leda asked Helen to take off her clothes and compare with her to see who is the real number one beauty in the world, our Helen's Naiko is sure that this is more standard than hers." Athena said.

Mother Leda listened to Athena's words, there was no way, Athena was the director of this divine war, and what she said was an order.

When Helen was also unclothed, the two of them stood together, and it was undoubtedly a feast of beauties for the eyes of men in the world. The two girls are so standard that they can't be more standard, and if they are more standard, they will become vixens.

Who is the person who is most eyeballs about to burst out? Who else can there be, the world's first color guest, only Zeus, the king of heaven. (To be continued.) )