"What should I do, mother? I'm afraid that everyone is dead? The little finch said sadly, she first pretended to be a ghost, afraid that the queen mother would blame her.

"Don't shout yet, I'll see what can be done." Niangniang stretched out her hand to grab it to the sky, pulled a handful of Shenyun pads at her feet, and then said: "You stand on Shenyun to help me lift my pants, and a trouser belt has been lost somewhere." ”

The little god sparrow stood on the clouds, stretched out her little hand to help Niang Niang lift her pants, and kept it from slipping out of her ass. Because it was so close, the mother's shit butt made her smell stinky and fishy, and there was an indescribable smell.

In fact, this is also a product of the generation gap of the times, isn't Niangniang a person who has some years, this is a little weaker in terms of hygiene, unlike little girls, who wash and melt when they have time, and keep it beautiful and bright at all times, which will naturally keep changing underwear or something often, plus applying fragrance and powder on the body, so the nose smells clean and hygienic.

Compared with Niangniang, I am old, and my work is busy, and when I stop, there is a kind of laziness, isn't this all tired from work? What lacks virtue is that he doesn't have a husband, and he has to get up and cook and eat by himself after falling on the bed X for a while, do you think he can have time to dress up? Will this have time to change panties? Sometimes, after menstruation, the panties become a hard asbestos tile.

Man, this is the price of honor. Like heroes, sometimes it is the price of death. How many people can know the poignant history behind the halo?

"Why are you stroking your nose with your hands?" The mother said puzzled.

"You stink!" The relationship between the little god and the queen mother is almost equal to the relationship between mother-in-law and grandson, the old and the old are natural, and the few are ignorant and naïve, and they complement each other more, and the feelings are so harmonious that outsiders seem to have no feelings.

Isn't that the same true in real life? There are some dogs, they like others to call themselves with honorific titles, and his name seems to be only used to write in the household register, and when others call them, they will look at them angrily......

"Short B, aren't you busy making a matchmaker for Guanyin these days. I haven't showered for days! (Eggs, at least for a few months, several menstrual blood made the panties thicker and harder than felt.) yes, even I can smell it...... "Niangniang likes to fight hot with little gods." The figure is that you can be unrestrained.

"Seeing that it is difficult for you to ride a tiger, it is enough to come to the Buddha to fish in the river. is still a ghost feudal thinking, relying on his own high spells, whoever doesn't listen to him will harm whoever else, and lock Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. Will the river fish die? Xiao Shenque remembered that she had carried fruit for Sun Wukong at that time, and she also called many partners to take turns to spend a hard 500 years of prison life for Sun Wukong at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain.

"Short B, big and thin, the ghost wants Sun Wukong to hang his son?" Niang Niang said.

"There are many people who are hanging, and the river fishing is the soft pinch of persimmons." The little god sparrow cried when she said this.

"It's all in the past, it's not going to happen, and you're going to be sad?" provoked the queen mother to be heartbroken, and the suffering of Sun Wukong at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain was sad.

After the two of them stood on the clouds, the Queen Mother took out a small bottle from the backpack she carried with her, and then recited a mantra of Amitabha Buddha, and then pointed the mouth of the small bottle to the sea. I saw that in the turbulent waves, the bones and people of the ship came to the bottle from all directions......

"Wo Cao, Niang Niang is really capable, teach me a little?" The little god sparrow saw that the queen mother had such kung fu, and casually said that she wanted to learn a little.

"Don't dream, you young people now, can you endure this loneliness? It's ninety-nine eighty-one days, sitting without drinking or eating, and I don't want to be a boy. You can't do that, can you? Don't say you don't want to, that is, if you don't go to sleep with it, I'm afraid it's hard to do? The Queen Mother said proudly. However, in the eyes of others. She is purely a cicada, wasting her beautiful youth on lonely cultivators.

"Well, I'm a ghost. Throwing away the beautiful youth, what's the use of having this cicada kung fu? Leave you old witches alone! "The little god sparrow is in love, and every night he and his boyfriend are like living the days of a fairy, saying how happy they are. This is where the great virtue of ordinary people lies.

"Where did they first happen?" The Queen Mother was thinking about putting the ship's bones and people back in their place.

"On Nameless Island!" The little god sparrow said.

"Be serious."

"Nameless Island."

"Is there really a nameless island in the world?" Niangniang looked at the little god sparrow with wide eyes and said.

"It may not have been before, but I now call it Nameless Island, and I call it Mysterious Island."

"You can't call it Nameless Island, just call it Mystery Island!" Niang Niang said.

"Why can't it be called Nameless Island?" Xiao Shenque thinks that the Queen Mother is preempting her new thinking, like preempting trademark rights.

"When we used to start the production team, some short dogs called our girls' B nameless islands, and those smart children were simply image experts." Niangniang always likes to use what happened in the production team in the past as a powerful topic for her.

"Cut! Not an image at all, but also an image expert? The little god sparrow said unknowingly.

"Why don't you look like it? Or lie down on the ground and look, and open your legs, and there is not the sea on either side? If there is something in the middle, it will naturally be called an island, and if it has no name, it will become a nameless island? (This sentence is borrowed from the conversation between Zhou Libo and the roller skating girl, and Feng Hui's vocabulary.) {Roller skating girl Feng Huizhi teased Zhou Libo} Baidu, unhappy dog yesterday. The Queen Mother explained.

"Niangniang, if I were with you back then, it would have tasted." The little god sparrow said.

"You mean that eating bran for five or eight years tastes good? Short B, born cubs don't know B pain. There are a lot of people who live with me, most of them have been eating chaff and for five or eight years, and they have been swollen to death......" Speaking of this, Niangniang couldn't help but shed a tear to remember the creatures of her former friends.

"Isn't your mother also dead? At that time, there was no end to human beings. We are all blessed and blessed people, even though we are poor. ”

"Don't talk about it, tell me where they got into trouble?" Niangniang thinks she needs to deal with it quickly, and she is still waiting for her over there.

"I don't think we're trying to find the place where it happened, they were close to the steep cliff when a big wave hit the cliff face. You'll have to ask where they started! "The little god sparrow is also using his brains to complete the task for the mother to hurry up.

"Alright then, you point in one direction." Niangniang let the little god finch be capable.

When he saw that there were people looking for the victims on the beach not far away, he said to the Queen Mother, "Leave them on this beach and ......."

"You little guy has some cleverness, leave them on the beach and they'll find it right away, good idea."

"I've been sniffing my ass for a few years, and I'll learn to live B no matter how much wood B is. Did the mother say yes? After speaking, the little god finch tilted his head and looked at Niangniang, which meant flattery.

The Queen Mother, of course, pursed her lips and smiled.

In the same way, the Queen Mother took the bottle out of the tattered bag and poured it on the beach, and the wrecks of the boat and the people rushed out like open cages.

Two people who are almost mother-in-law and grandson sit on a detailed cloud, watching the corpse seeker below gradually approach the dying corpse lying on the beach......

"Look, there's a ...... on the beach over there," someone walked ahead and spotted someone lying on the beach.

"Come and have a look!" This is Wu Zetian, who walked at the end of the crowd with a cane in her hand.

"I'm afraid there is still salvation, Your Majesty!" Said a man who was at the forefront.

This is Di Renjie, because Di Renjie's predecessor was Wenqu Xing, just like the scene of disaster relief, because of his high position and power, the rescuers first hung a drip on him, so Di Renjie was the first to cast a spell on him because the Queen Mother was the first to cast a spell on him, so it was still fresh when lying on the beach.

Everyone was saved, Wu Zetian lay on the beach where Di Renjie was lying and kept crying: "Di Gong, Renhuai, you don't listen to me, when you reach an old age, you still have to compete with young people, if you have three long and two short, there will be no one around me, and ......"

"Your Majesty, aren't I okay!" Di Renjie said weakly.

"It's okay, it's been three days and three nights...... Wu Zetian said holding Di Gong's hand.

"Daddy! Dad ...... "Wu Yuanmin heard that Di Renjie and those people were looking for it on the beach, so he quickly came.

"You all take off your clothes and make stretchers to carry them back!" Wu Zetian spoke.

"Dad......" Wu Yuanmin cried behind his father, and after a while, he fell behind him, and after running a few steps, he fell behind again, so he ran with him from time to time.

The first expedition led by Di Renjie ended in failure. It's good that the gods came to the rescue, otherwise they would all be buried in the belly of the fish.

A group of people stumbled towards the base camp in the night, and some gods rescued them all, but they all didn't know that the wind was blowing onto a beach, of course, it was okay to say so.

Standing on the two second goods in the clouds, the Queen Mother knew Di Renjie, but she didn't know who this graceful and luxurious woman in a red robe was, so she shamelessly asked: "Who is this red woman?" ”

"Isn't this the stinking female emperor Wu Zetian?" The little god bird said that the little god finch is not as high as the queen mother except for spells, but in a wide range of social activities, or in terms of sociality, it is slightly better than the queen mother, especially in terms of fashion, which is the advantage of youth.

"What the hell is this thing going crazy about, isn't it?" The Queen Mother entered into deep thought, could she also have any ghost plan for Helen?

"Could it be? Don't you know? The little god said.

"I really don't know, I know you can tell me quickly." The Queen Mother is asking for the little god sparrow again. (To be continued.) )