Zhu Yuanyuan said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, I am 'always at your beckon, waiting for you to pierce the membrane, I must smash the feudal iron chains, and open the spring of happiness for my life'." ”

"Haha, Sister Yuanyuan is so humorous, you changed the classic excerpt from the revolutionary model drama "Outwitting Tiger Mountain" like this, and it is really interesting to use it here. Sister Yuanyuan, don't worry, the window paper will be handed over to me. Zhang Daguan said with a smile.

After the two were dressed up, they each came to the box with a bottle of excellent red wine in their hands.

"I said, Brother Zhang, are you going to the Great Hall of the People for convenience?" Zhang Qian complained when she saw Zhang Zheng come in.

"Hey, I said girl, how do you talk? Isn't it just a bubble of urine? As for the convenience of running to the Great Hall of the People. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Look, how long did it take you to soak up your pee? It took about 10 minutes. Zhang Qian said.

"In 10 minutes, you can get to the Jinghua City Hall? Airplanes don't seem to have that speed. Zhang Zheng said.

"Anyway, you've been using it for too long, and I wonder if you're peeing." Zhang Qian said.

"Hey, I said girl, what else can my brother do if he doesn't go to convenience?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Then why are you with Sister Zhu?" Zhang Qian asked.

"Hey! I said stinky girl, what's wrong with me and Sister Zhu? Zhang Zheng asked rhetorically.

"I didn't say what you're doing together. Are you in such a hurry? Truth is. Zhang Qian said.

"Hey! This stinky girl, the more she talks, the more she doesn't talk about it, Sister Zhu and I really haven't done anything. I met Sister Zhu at the door, you see, this is the best red wine that Sister Zhu gave to everyone, should we thank Sister Zhu? Zhang Zheng was afraid that the more this girl talked, the more outrageous it became, so he quickly changed the topic.

"Of course it should be, thank you Sister Zhu, for Sister Zhu's red wine, we will no longer pursue Brother Zhang and Sister Zhu, no, it should no longer be pursued about Brother Zhang's peeing." Zhang Qian said with a smile.

"I said girl, don't look at the peeing thing, you have a lot of knowledge, do you understand?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"I said Brother Zhang, don't tease, just pee, you still need to learn?" Zhang Qian said with disdain.

"Don't believe that the posture and way of peeing are inseparable from people's health." Zhang Zheng said solemnly.

"Ahh I said Brother Zhang, a bit alarmist, right? Zhang Qian said.

"You don't believe it, do you?" Zhang Zheng asked after seeing everyone's puzzled expressions.

"Brother Zhang, what you said is right, we feel a little too suspenseful, a soak in urine for more than ten seconds, is it so important?" Shi Kai and others said.

"Once I've introduced you to a little bit of knowledge, you'll know the importance of peeing properly." Zhang Zheng said.

"Ahh Do you still pay attention to posture when peeing? Aren't they just two postures? One standing, one squat, and a third? Cui Yingying asked.

"Yingying is right, the posture of peeing is indeed two kinds of male standing and female squatting, but the problem is that the details of squatting and standing are required, as the saying goes, details determine success or failure, this is the truth." Zhang Zheng said.

"Brother Zhang, hurry up and listen, let's all see how your big fool fooled us." Yu Li said with a smile.

"Hey! I said girl, how do you speak? Brother is not a big fool, brother is a doctor who understands both Chinese medicine and Western medicine, I don't believe you ask Mr. Hu and Mr. Zhu. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Don't ask, his words are right, your eldest brother Zhang has studied Chinese medicine with the famous old Chinese medicine grandfather since he was a child, and he has been famous since he was a teenager, and he went abroad to study modern medicine at the age of 15, and he is a highly talented student of a university medical school in the United States." Hu Manru introduced.

"Ahh Brother Zhang knows martial arts, picks up girls, can do business, understands military affairs, and is still a master of Xinglin, is he really an all-rounder? Xiao Luo Min smiled.

"Little girl, can you pick up girls and be talented?" Zhang Zhengxiao asked.

"Of course, in terms of picking up girls, some people are dying, there are countless confidants, some people are starving to death, and it is difficult to endure a single life, they are all men, the difference is that their talents and abilities are different." Luo Min said.

"I said you stinky girl, at such a young age, how do you know so much messy things?" Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"What's so strange about this, is there anything complicated about this little thing between men and women? Besides, the reform and opening up is not only an open economy, but also the advanced sexual concepts, advanced bubble girl theories and high technology of others, which have also entered China with the opening up of culture, and we young people are good at accepting new things, so we have become active recipients of these Western cultures. Luo Min explained.

"Hah! Also, 'advanced bubble girl theory and high technology', you can come up with these new terms. But what you said makes sense, it's also a man, brother, I'm handsome and chic, suave, naturally very attractive to beauties, and it's common sense that there are countless confidants. Zhang Daguan said unashamedly.