Zhang Qian said: "Hey! Hey! I said, Brother Zhang, let's not bring such narcissism, right? Thankfully, there are no men here today. ”

Zhang Zheng asked, "What do you mean?" What does it have to do with men? ”

Zhang Qian said: "If you let a man hear what you just said, he will still make people angry!" ”

Zhang Daguan said: "This makes people die compared to people, and goods and goods have to be thrown away, what is fragrant and sweet?" What does it mean to ignore dogs? What is ......?"

"Stop me! I said Brother Zhang, it seems that these 'dog ignorance' and 'fragrant gluttony' are both praise, right? Luo Min reminded.

"Oh, this computer science graduate, is still so good at words? But Xiaomin's sister is right, my brother did use the wrong word. Zhang Zheng said.

"This time, Brother Zhang performed well, he corrected his mistakes, and he was still a good comrade. Forget it, I won't talk to you about the bubble girl theory, let's talk about your peeing theory. Luo Min smiled.

"Let's put it this way, the correct habit of peeing, the way of peeing, is related to people's physical and mental health, and has a close relationship with physical health." Zhang Zheng said.

"Brother Zhang, I always feel that what you said is a bit exaggerated, isn't it just peeing? In terms of mode, male standing and female squatting is an old tradition since ancient times; In terms of habits, men are not anxious to urinate, and women are not anxious to sprinkle; When it comes to voices, women hiss, men make noise; In terms of urine, men have to pee a line, women pee a large piece, these are very common sense things, is there anything new about this? Yu Li's little girl interjected.

"I said stinky girl, you are young, you know a lot, for thousands of years, you have studied the way, habits, and sounds of people peeing so clearly, brother, I really admire the five bodies you admire." Zhang Zheng said.

"I said Brother Zhang, are you talking from your heart?" Yu Lixiao asked.

"Of course, what my brother admires about you is really five-body throwing." Zhang Zheng said.

"Okay, since Brother Zhang said it so earnestly, sister, I will fulfill you and let you get it once." Yu Li said with a smile.

"Ahh This manly man, kneeling to the sky, kneeling to the ground, kneeling to his parents in the middle, I, I ......"

"What's wrong, Brother Zhang? Repented? Ha! What about the husband? I guess it's soy bean. Yu Li smiled.

"Stinky girl, how can my brother regret it? Would my brother wish he was kneeling here? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Ahh I said Brother Zhang, you won't say you're talking nonsense, right? Your dignified hero, are you really willing to kneel? Yu Li asked puzzled.

"Stinky girl, you don't understand this, do you? There's a lot of knowledge here. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, will you kneel down soon, what else can you learn?" Zhang Qian asked.

"Of course, not only is there learning, but also learning is great." Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Ahh Let's hear it, okay? Zhang Qian said.

"Wait, I'll get on my knees and I'll explain it to you." Zhang Zheng said, left his seat, squatted lightly, and performed his kung fu, and disappeared in an instant.

"Ahh What about Brother Zhang? ”

"Ahh It's not going to go under the table, is it? ”

"There's no one under the table, so I should run to the toilet and pull Baba, right?"

"Hey! How to speak? And hast thou gone away? When the words arrived, Zhang Daguan appeared in front of everyone again.

"Brother Zhang, where did you go just now?" Zhang Qian asked.

"Brother didn't leave you at all, it's just that my brother's speed is too fast, and your eyes can't keep up." Zhang Zheng explained.

"Wow, that's too fast. Brother Zhang, you should explain the knowledge of kneeling, right? Zhang Qian asked.

"Well, since you love to learn so much, my brother will satisfy your curiosity. May I ask you, beauties, you all wore skirts today, right? Zhang Zheng asked.

"Yes, Brother Zhang, aren't you going to dance today? We all wore skirts. Zhang Qian said.

"That's right. Let me ask again, you're all long-legged beauties, right? Zhang Zheng continued to ask.

"Yes, most of us are models, of course we are all long-legged, even if Sister Yingying is not a model, but they are also long-legged beauties, Brother Zhang asked what this means." Shi Kai asked.

"What else can you mean? My brother's favorite thing is the slender, white, and lubricated legs, how do you say you can see your seductive long legs? Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"Ahh I said, Brother Zhang, you won't take advantage of kneeling to peek at the scenery under our skirts, right? Shi Kai asked with a smile.

"The IQ of this older girl is different, Sister Shi Kai is smart, yes, my brother did this just now, and took advantage of the opportunity to kneel down and read the scenery under your skirts. Ha! Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, who are you fooling? Our dresses are floor-length skirts, how do you see that? I don't believe it! Cui Yingying smiled.

"Yingying, you don't believe it, do you?" Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"Hmmm! Absolutely not, unless you have clairvoyance, or you are a god. Cui Yingying smiled.

"If you want to talk about clairvoyance, it's a special function, but my brother is from a science background, so he won't believe that he has a special function. Do you want to say immortals? Maybe my brother is really it! Zhang Zheng pretended to be mysterious and said.

"Hah! I said, Brother Zhang, is there a fairy like you who peeps at the scenery under other people's skirts? Cui Yingying smiled.

"I said Yingying, there don't seem to be fairies who peep at the scenery under women's skirts, but there are always women who peep at women taking baths, right?" Zhang Zheng asked with a smile.

"After Brother Zhang's reminder, I remembered that there are really immortals who peep at other girls' baths." Cui Yingying said with a smile.

"Sister Yingying, who is the fairy who peeps at the girl taking a bath?" Zhang Qian asked.

"Marshal Tianpeng in the Heavenly Palace!" Cui Yingying said.

"Oh, I know, it's the Zhu Bajie who peeked at Sister Chang'e's bath." Zhang Qian said.

"Do you know how the Jade Emperor turned him into a pig?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"I only know that he peeked at Sister Chang'e taking a bath, and was denounced, and the Jade Emperor was angry, so he belittled him to be a pig." Zhang Qian said.

"Actually, it was the Jade Emperor who misunderstood the minister's advice that caused Marshal Tianpeng to become a pig." Zhang Zheng said.

"Oh, Brother Zhang, what's going on? Let's hear it, okay? Shi Kai said.

"That's right, Marshal Tianpeng peeked at Chang'e taking a bath and was arrested...... The Jade Emperor was angry...... Ask Tai Bai Xing: I said Old Man Li, how should this matter be handled? The old man Taibai said: Peeping is small, but the impact is big, and it should be punished according to the law...... So the Jade Emperor said: Hey, if you are a pig, you should be a pig. As a result, Marshal Peng became a pig in one day, but this is fine. Marshal Tianpeng was a blessing in disguise, although he made a pig, but he picked up a life, and it was worth it. Zhang Zheng said.