"What is this?" When it was dawn, the Queen Mother pointed to the bare bed.

"It's pigeon's blood!" God is lukewarm, almost with a straight face.

The Queen Mother felt that it took a lot of effort to make a virgin repair, but you exchanged it for a pigeon's blood, and the fire in her heart jumped to her brain. Because it is back to childhood, of course, you should take out the temper of childhood, but the language has not had time to return to childhood: "You old river fishing, taking advantage of the lord and saying that the lord is pigeon blood, you think that the lord is still the goods of the long-term work back then, and you want to be beautiful." Although the lord didn't spend money, he spent the favor of the lord, and someone paid for the lord to repair the virgin sister, and gave money, at least 10,000! ”

Goose! Our God was shot while lying down, sleeping in his own house and being sent to the door, thinking it was a pie falling from the sky, but who knew that it was a mouse medicine arranged by fate. God also picks on the door, what should I do about this?

"What are you talking about? You said you repaired your hymen, and you learned to be fashionable, which fashion company got it for you? "God was almost astonished, how could it become that even a high god like the Queen Mother had become evil, and what about the people below?

"It's a brand-name company, it's Hua Tuo's virgin X female repair company, Hua Tuo is personally in charge, don't you believe it?" The Queen Mother sat on the bed, because God was also born as a bitter child, and the bitter water of poverty and thrift almost soaked into his bones, and he regarded further suffering as the biggest goal of his life, so God slept on the bed board all year round.

"Who must have poisoned you, who brainwashed you, how did you become so fast?" God watched the Queen Mother sit on the bare board without a cloth, she still spread her legs apart at first, so that her two hands and arms were on her knees, and the place was indeed red, and you could see that there was still oozing outward, which made him really begin to feel a sour feeling in his heart, and he really began to pity the woman in front of him.

"You guessed it, I didn't know that I was ignorant before, and I thought I was really amazing even when I was about to eat, and it turned out that being worshiped as a bodhisattva was to make them fun. It turned out that after they burned incense and kowtowed in front of me, they ran to do their crooked things again. That's how I was deceived by them.

It was Chen Yuanyuan who told me that few of the women who kowtowed to me every day were good goods. It is said that there are some women who always like to occupy other people's in front of and behind the house. The ridges are wide on the side of the road, and those are narrow, and some are none. **No, there is no conscience, they live freely like this.

I don't care, I will live this kind of life in the future, this is what Chen Yuanyuan told me. I'll learn from her in the future, I don't believe that I can't catch up with this fashion? Even though I haven't read, I can't just follow them? There is no stubborn girl who has studied for a long time. From this day on, I am a virgin, and I will enjoy my childhood again that I did not enjoy before, unlike before when I did not understand anything, and I want to re-understand the world in my own understanding. The Queen Mother herself said that she cried, which shows that she has really suffered a lot.

Goose! God had to listen to this. When I listened to it, I had to think of my childhood. He vaguely remembered that he was a poor child from the same village as the Queen Mother, and he was still working long hours in a landlord's house, herding cattle. One day, there was a big flood: "Busy mother, (the name of the Queen Mother when she was a child.) Come and see, our village is flooding, and the water is starting to flood our village. We can't go back, what should we do? ”

"Brother Piper (God's name was Piper when he was a child.) We don't have a home, where do we sleep today? At this time, the busy mother has come to the side of the flute, she has begun to tears ripples, this is the nature of the little girl, when she is frustrated by something, or a little itch and pain, she always likes to talk with a crying voice first, and then put the tears out.

"We went to live in the cave, and we couldn't go back." ……

God didn't think about it anymore, because he and the Queen Mother had spent a bad time in the cave, but with the Queen Mother by his side, the suffering became sweet. The two also partnered to bring Jesus to life.

"No matter how much you have suffered before, you can't go back to the past and live again, it's irreversible. You said that if you fix the opening of the hymen, it will cost 10,000, and you are violating the principles of heaven and cannot exist. If all the women of the world come to follow your example, as long as they repair twice a year, once to earn 10,000 yuan, and twice to earn 20,000 yuan, then who else in the world is willing to work? With these two times, you can live a life without food and clothing. Besides, you also belong to fake and shoddy products, and belong to waste products. Can't argue with authentic virgin things. ...... "God calmed down and patiently persuaded the Queen Mother that this would not work."

"Then let's start from now on, it's always okay to be in a relationship, you just let me try what it's like to be in love. You are the same, you are worshiped as God, but you live a lonely life, why don't we break this invisible box, you will no longer be the head of the cicada, and I will no longer be the cicada B. When the Queen Mother had said this, she fixed her eyes into the eyes of God, hoping that she might see a little hope in them.

And God thinks all she says is a fart, or a nasty meaningless nag.

Hearing the footsteps of someone coming in, God quickly tore a piece of the rotten sheet and threw it to the Queen Mother, who took the rotten sheet and wrapped it around her.

"God, the king of heaven said that he wanted you to hurry up, saying that the Tang army was calling for battle. Julius Caesar wants me to come and ask you to decide where the battle begins. The little sentry said.

"I'll be there right when you go back." God replied with a universal unity.

"I'm leaving, close the door when you go out, although there is nothing of value, but I am afraid that something will come in and break the pots and pans. If you're bored, look at the mural......" God said as he withdrew himself.

"I'll go with you, wait a minute." The Queen Mother took out the cosmetics she had picked up from Chen Yuanyuan from her small bag, scribbled and touched her face, and dressed herself up as a flower butterfly.

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"God is coming." When someone saw God, they cried out.

When Zeus, the king of heaven, heard that God was coming, he looked up at the place where he was talking, and he saw God under an umbrella, and there was a woman beside him who could not tell who it was.

"God!" Zeus, the king of heaven, cried out and approached God.

When God and Zeus, the king of heaven, approached each other, the king Zeus saw clearly the goods beside God, and it turned out to be the queen mother. Before he could see it clearly, Zeus, the king of heaven, trembled with fear in his heart, thinking that it was his daughter Helen. Of course, I'm afraid that God will be his son-in-law, and this generation and the divine position will be messed up, what an embarrassing thing!

Goose, when he got closer, almost made Zeus, the king of heaven, burst into laughter. But with a faint taste came to mind, because the king Zeus thought of a time he drank deer blood, the deer blood spermatogenous hormones were so swollen that he almost died, it was the queen mother who made up makeup in the air and dressed herself as a bride and Zeus, the king of heaven, and got married once in the African desert. It is equivalent to shamelessly saving the life of Zeus. That time, the Queen Mother also dressed herself up like a flower butterfly.

In comparison, Guanyin is not like this, she is also dressed up, but not so conspicuous, and the shade is just right. She and Zeus, the king of heaven, were also walking side by side. Zeus, the king of heaven, and God were next to each other, and the two women were together, leaving the man to deal with the man's affairs.

The king and God first came to the tent of Julius Caesar, who went out to meet him and said, "Welcome to God." Welcome to the Heavenly King. ”

Julius Caesar welcomed God into the tent and seated the guests.

"Are you ready for war?" It is also polite for God to speak first.

"I'm ready, but depending on the situation, there are no more people than in the Central Plains, is it a soldier-to-soldier fight or a general-to-general?" Caesar replied to God's words.

"You can ask Zeus, the king of heaven, he used to be the god of war, although he still is, but he is no longer involved in any war." What God means by this is that Zeus, the king of heaven, cannot interfere this time, but only has the power to participate in the middleman.

"Well, I'll talk about it when I go and pull some." Zeus, the king of heaven, was pulling flowers, and he thought of asking Guanyin to get Toto's girlfriend's fart.

"Guanyin." When the King of Heaven came out, he walked straight to Guanyin, "God is asking me about the war, is it better for them to fight or fight alone?" ”

Guanyin closed his eyes and thought for a while and said, "Let them fight once first, so that you can save less time for heads-up." After the Tang Empire is victorious, let them go to the Central Plains to eat dogs, I want to let Guan Gong fight Qin Qiong once, and see who of them is at stake. ”

"Okay, I'll go and say so." Zeus, the king of heaven, turned away without forgetting to give Guanyin a grimace and a smile.

"Is the king thinking while? Let us know what you think! Julius Caesar said.

"What I think of is that the Central Plains and the Middle Earth are first of all going to have a fight, there is no need to go one by one, there is not so much time. Just go and inform the Tang Empire, rush! "Zeus, the king of heaven, is saying what Guanyin taught him.

"Rush!" God narrowed his eyes and said that this was God's will.

……

"God says Rush." It was the Messenger who was running and shouting that the sooner the message could be delivered, the better: "God said Rush! ……”

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"Report to the General, there is a messenger saying that God is talking about firefighting." The little sentry hurriedly came to the Chinese military tent and said.

"Listen to it again." Di Renjie waved his hand, signaling that you could go out when he heard it.

War. Di Renjie was worried, but it really suited his own wishes, the Tang Empire had to be an army. But what kind of spelling is a headache for Di Renjie. If you lose to Julius Caesar, what kind of face do you have to meet the Jiangdong fathers? (To be continued.) )