"Queen Mother, do you still want to have cubs? If you want to give birth, help her make some holes smaller, otherwise if she gets pregnant, she will slip out of this hole like a cow B. This is Chen Yuanyuan asking.

"It's really hard for me to answer that. Saying that I don't want to be a lie is a lie, saying that I want to find someone to be my husband? If there is no husband, my queen mother gives birth to a cub, then it will not let the world laugh to death? I really touched my head, why did I embark on such a point of no return at that time? Being made into a bodhisattva by others is now being more honest than others. "The Queen Mother regretted that it was not appropriate to cultivate immortals at that time, and it was bloody for a while, thinking that it would be great if it was like this.

"Isn't this good, if there is anything delicious and delicious during the New Year's Festival, they will first sing and contribute to you to eat, they all say that you are a good person, and they will put gold on your face, and build tall temples for you, fresh fruits!" Chen Yuanyuan said with a little yang and yin.

"Don't look at those stinky girls who burn incense and worship on the first fifteenth day of the new year, and they still say that I will bless them! I bless them to sell B? I bless them to go to the fairy days every day? Do I bless them with duplicity?

From now on, I will not be this mass cicada B. From then on, I also learned to commit adultery, and to make myself like a dead man, stinking only others and not myself. I don't believe that other people's treacherous and cunning can survive in this world, can I just learn it? "The Queen Mother began to be corrupted by Chen Yuanyuan, and wanted to transform from the nature of a cow into a tiger or a jackal.

"This X hymen is rotten into a triumphal arch, if you want to get pregnant, you must first repair the virgin X hymen?" Hua Tuo said with pliers to open the injured urethral opening of the Queen Mother.

"Is it because this place is open, and if you go around in the future, you may fall out of this hole?" Guanyin also expressed concern.

"It's not likely, and its main function is to make the man feel a little more pleasurable, and he can get just the right amount of grinding contact. In this way, it is like sleeping without closing the door at night, and there will be no noise when a thief enters the house. After repairing the hymen, the door is closed, and as soon as it comes in, it has to push the door open......" Hua Tuo explained.

"Help her fix it, do you want to use the money for me?" Guanyin said.

"Queen Mother, don't worry about it, we have decided to help you repair your virgin hymen, and we will pay for everything. Look at how much you have lived in this life, are there good people among those who kowtow and kneel in front of you every day? Why don't they become good people like you? They themselves know that there is love between men and women in the world, so they let you be a cicada B and erect a chaste archway for you, which is equivalent to digging your B ...... with a knife" This is Chen Yuanyuan in the queen mother's pyramid scheme, using the reality of male and female love to brainwash her.

"I know this, although I have no culture, but the biological male and female love them can't fool me, in fact, my virgin hymen has long been broken, which I am not wronged by Guanyin. It's good to just take this opportunity to fix it, maybe I'll go to Chen Yuanyuan to borrow some cosmetics and go home to put on makeup, maybe I can really get God in my hands with dim sum. Whatever it is, I'll be cheeky and suffer. "There are people in the world who pick the door, but I haven't seen anyone who is more slamming the door than the Queen Mother, which can be regarded as finalizing Chen Yuanyuan's cosmetics, after saying this, the Queen Mother just secretly enjoyed herself in her heart.

Chen Yuanyuan and Guanyin listened to the confession of the Queen Mother, and they looked at each other and smiled heartily at each other. Do you need to say what it means? Definitely. It means that this is not a cicada.

And what about Hua Tuo? He seems to be bent on repairing this thing for the Queen Mother, but in fact, his inner world is complaining about the Queen Mother, which means why do you only think of God? Am I not a man?

When he didn't hear the Queen Mother say that he wanted to get God, he also thought of repairing this thing better, seeing if he could repair it to the best restoration, and when he had a trick, he would self-repair and self-destruct, and eat sweet fruits!

Goose, Hua Tuo thought of putting a line in the middle like this now, that is, putting a partition wall in the middle of the previous opening, and changing the space of one door into two doors, which makes you feel that you have to squeeze in before you enter.

(Yesterday, I was afraid that this discovery would have to be patented.) Once Hua Tuo's plastic surgery and virgin repair are successfully patented, please ask Korean experts to stand aside? ）

Goose, Hua Tuo thought that this might be inappropriate, if he also came out of the two gates when he peed, wouldn't it be half of it to be poured on the head of Lord Yama and half on the head of God? Thinking of this, Hua Tuo had a few more stitches on the side, but only one was left.

"Keep a little eye on her, and let God think she's still a young girl! Let God judge Himself forever and ever. Chen Yuanyuan prefers to play pranks, thinks naively, and insists on making a woman a little girl, so that God can think that he has made a young girl, so that he can judge himself in his own court.

"How long does it take to pee once like this, her temperament is too slow, if you go to run errands and wait for her to finish peeing, don't you miss another (arrive) car?" Guanyin is a bit self-interested and doesn't want to overdo it.

"You think that peeing is like pouring water from a bowl, which is even more unstoppable, no wonder there is always a smell of urine in this place, maybe it is caused by this mouth being too big?" Chen Yuanyuan understands that women will automatically give more money when they are a little man, and sometimes they will throw money away when they think it is a place.

"I'll stop for the time being, and wait until your opinions are unified, do you want to be wide or narrow?" Hua Tuo is a bit like building a house on the side of the road, and the first passer-by who passes by here says that it is good to open the door to the east, and the goose listens to the passers-by to the east. Wait for another passer-by to come, saying that it is good to go west, Hua Tuo is thinking about who to listen to.

"Then let's ask the Queen Mother herself: 'Queen Mother, Hua Tuo is asking you, and he said that you want to leave it wider or narrower?' Guanyin thought that it would be better for the Queen Mother to make her own decisions.

"If you don't ask me, I'm going to listen to you like this, since you ask me now, of course I'm greedy, although it will take longer to pee, but as long as I can satisfy the man, as a woman, if no man likes it, I'm willing to die! ......" When the Queen Mother said this, there were tears in her eyes, and she was grateful to these two little sisters, and she decided to go against the norm and follow these two sisters to catch up with the fashion, and maybe it was still too late to go with God to live the good life of young people.

"Queen Mother, you put a hundred hearts, with me Chen Yuanyuan by your side, you will have a happy and comfortable life!" Chen Yuanyuan is selfish, wanting to get some half-god positions in the name of the queen mother.

"I'm afraid it's too young for this man to open it, and the man said that it was in floor B. Hua Tuo to see if there is such a possibility? Guanyin thought of this and had to take care of this for the queen mother, although the first son and the queen mother fought B, but after all, this is a yard and a yard thing.

"If you can pee...... the Queen Mother began to take the initiative herself: "I want to go back to my childhood from now on." Now I have forgotten how my childhood came about. I often hear people say that what the hell is a good childhood, why is my childhood not good at all? I can't remember how my childhood came about, I don't even remember the loss of virginity, I guess it was when I was working long hours, I don't know if it was the master or the young master? They really picked up a bargain, and I heard that it's worth hundreds now. "This is the virtue of lack of cultural knowledge, and in the heart of the Queen Mother, hundreds of them are heavenly.

At this time, Hua Tuo was changing her size for her, and when she said this, his hands suddenly trembled with laughter, and he widened a little, so angry that he stopped with his hands and looked up with his eyes into the distance, but his waist was still half shrimped, and his hands were like birds taking off, half with wings open.

……

"Let me introduce you to you, this is our Queen Mother! She was commissioned by God to visit our concentration camp. We are the of the king Zeus who illegally collected them, and God may cause him sin. What we have to do now is to tell the truth about what we have suffered in the meantime. Chen Yuanyuan said.

"And this one next to me is Guanyin Niangniang, she is a well-known Bodhisattva for you, and there are some things you can report to her. I don't have a lot of time left, of course I'm not going to do serious things, I'm going to fall in love with God, because I'm back to my childhood now, and if I don't hurry up, I'm afraid that I will be the same as before again, and I will be old again in the blink of an eye. This is the Queen Mother in the cicada, she confuses the meaning of the world, and thinks that the restoration of the X sister is the most popular word at the moment: face surgery.

Things are also ghostly, when the Queen Mother mistakenly thinks that she has had plastic surgery on her face, she is happy, and the goose really makes people look much younger. Because she was wearing a cheongsam, she really swayed when she walked, although others seemed to her to be a fat pig, but she herself felt very fluttering. So has our Queen Mother really returned to her virgin heart?

The Queen Mother was gone, and when she went out, she had not forgotten to pick up the belt of her trousers that had been beaten with five or six knots on the ground. She might have to hang it on her stomach again, because she felt like she was lacking in life without a spare strap.

……

"God, open the door!" The Queen Mother is really here.

"Who, these three watches are in the middle of the night, please wait outside the door for dawn." God has a habit of not answering customers at night, which is also a real hard truth that has a strong sense of self-protection and freedom from trouble.

"What the hell are you pretending to be like a pig with a pig nose and onions, I'm the Queen Mother, and now I'm back to my childhood, you really can't hear it?" The Queen Mother felt that God could not hear her voice, yes, she must have returned to her childhood, and tonight I will let him see my redness, and let him hit me in the face ten thousand as soon as he is happy. (To be continued.) )