Let's first name this beach "Normandy", and bring the people's memories to World War II to play, as a metaphor for the battle for the Golden Fleece, which is even more shocking than World War II......

"What are you going to do?" The Queen Mother saw that Zeus, the king of heaven, had been sullen, as if she had lost her soul, and she was afraid that she would do something too crazy, so she came over and whispered a pretending to be comforting.

"I'm going to take David (???????, 1040 B.C. - c. 970 B.C.), which means "beloved," "beloved." Second King of the United Kingdom of Israel. Around 1000 B.C., a unified kingdom of Israel was established, with Jerusalem as its capital. He is known as the best king Israel has ever seen. For many years, the Jewish expectations for the restoration of their homeland were centered on David. The Christian Bible emphasizes that Jesus was a descendant of David. David (Daoud) also occupies an important place in the hadith of Islam. I can easily get the Golden Fleece without having to show up! Zeus, the king of heaven, looked into the distance and said.

"You're messy, Lun. Heaven does not allow it? "The Queen Mother didn't allow the king Zeus to get the Golden Fleece in exchange for the beauty Helen Beicao.

"You're wrong, I'll take the Golden Fleece to exchange for the north of China's No. 1 beauty, Xi Shi, to hell with them." Zeus, the king of heaven, was taken away by God Guanyin and made him haunted, and if he didn't find a point of discouragement from a certain place, he had to suffocate to death.

"Is David alright?"

"He has never suffered defeat in his life, and this Golden Fleece tournament may be a kind of scheming, which is David's specialty." Zeus, the king of heaven, was still angry, as if a mouthful of stuffy blood had reached the eyes of the noisy son.

"Do you know that there are more scheming generals in the Eastern Continent than David? That's a lot to sell, or calm down and think about it, Guanyin left you to be a secretary, don't you believe that this is forced to do nothing? Could it be that she, Guanyin, a god of such a high position, would do something against her word, since she agreed to marry you in person, I guess she must be making some dowry money temporarily. Lest you be told that she is naked B to marry you after getting married, this is a woman's biggest weakness, and anyone who has the ability will try to make a profit before getting married. Get some of the goods at the bottom of the box. ...... "Niangniang is bitter, for fear that the king Zeus will not be able to turn this corner for a while. Something happens to make the mother carry eggs in front of God. (Packing, which means to be criticized, refers to a woman being by a man.) ）

"Vulgar!" Zeus, the king of heaven, was so angry that he let out a sigh of resentment, which seemed to be starting to dissipate a little bit of anger.

"Vulgar. Are there any good women in the world? As soon as a girl talks about the opposite person, she thinks about how to start a family. What house to buy, what car to buy, how many children to go to school? It's completely different from you men. As soon as I talked about my girlfriend, I thought about doing stupid things every day, and I was hormonally inflated. Niangniang abandoned shyness and directly said social relations to wake up the king Zeus to correct values about marriage.

"I am equal to God, and he is high up in heaven, and I am in the middle of heaven, so why should I eat the leftovers of him? Shame me on. "Zeus, the king of heaven, is back in flames.

"Look at what kind of nonsense you are talking about, girls going to be secretaries are leftovers from other people's food, what kind of coffin logic are you?" Niangniang is criticizing his crooked and evil thoughts.

"I have been herding cattle for eight years for seven years, and I have been a high god for so many years. There have been a lot of female secretaries, not beautiful ghosts? Pretty who will let it go, there are no dead eggs in the world. Cat people have fresh fish hanging on their noses, do you want to eat them? Isn't it a joke? "Zeus, the king of heaven, almost fell into a kind of dead end of traditional ideas, and for women, except for trying it, it was almost a risk. However, he is such a high god, and his demand for women will be like that of men in society, and the chicken shop is also a frequent customer?

"Please be respectful. Don't talk about women so dirty. When you think like this, you are in the realm of an absolute stativist thought, like an astronomer using a high-powered telescope to scare himself to death with the fact that the universe is far away. Say that the Earth will explode on its own in 100 million light-years. Why do you want to treat a woman astronomer like a galactic galaxy, being a secretary is having an affair, it's really incredible. The Queen Mother was so angry in her heart that she wanted to incite the slap of Zeus, the king of heaven, but the priesthood was not much different, only the right to manage with speech, and there was no special mandate from God to punish severely.

"Please don't blame me, Queen Mother. Don't say that she Guanyin went to be someone's secretary, but some unavoidable ** will occur after a long time in a long-distance relationship, how can you let me accept it? "Even if Zeus, the king of heaven, took a step back, he still found a reason to speak.

"There are people in the world who have been in a long-distance relationship for ten or eight years, and they are also married and have a family, which is not as complicated as you think."

"Yes, do you know what such a person is?" The King of Heaven said.

"What's going on?" The mother tilted her head and said.

"Coincidentally, these are the two foot-skimming goods in the world, not to mention ten or eight years, that is, 10,000 years, just like one in the South Pole and the other in the North Pole, no one will suffer from ghosts. Otherwise, a beautiful woman, there are men to entangle her every day, is it strange if she doesn't die? "Zeus, the king of heaven, is a skimmer.

"I'm not wrong to say that you're thinking statically. When you are in a hot mind, you become a ghost, you don't look at women with the telescope of an astronomer, see every dirty spot so clearly, and put yourself in the position of a monk who is a monastic...... "The Queen Mother began to use psychological combing with Zeus, the king of the same heaven, to criticize him for being in a static state of thinking, putting love for women in an impulsive closed state.

"When have I ever had a hot mind about a woman?" Zeus, the king of heaven, means that I have never women casually.

"Guanyin went to be a secretary in God's name, and you were more suspicious than Mount Tai, thinking that it was an affair, and wanted to pick a son.

You said that you have never had a hot thinking about a woman, let me ask you, the beautiful Leda makes you a swan, what is your hot thinking about a woman? Wasn't she already a woman at that time? Just calm your dirty thoughts, if it's not hot thinking, will you do it? "The Queen Mother really used the knife, and chopped the king with blood all over her head.

"That's a miscalculation, that's because people are too beautiful to see that it's a woman. As the saying goes, those who don't know are not to blame. "Zeus, the king of heaven, uses a bandit logic here.

……

Guanyin came to heaven and looked at it, which really disappointed her, almost with four walls. I don't know if a few oil paintings are painted by men or women, because they have faded over time, and men, if they take off a piece of a few paintings, they will be seen as women. Guanyin looked at the portrait of David for several hours, but could not figure out whether it was a man or a woman.

Finally God woke up from a nap and saw her still standing in her same position, so he came up to her and said, "Look at what? It's been a few hours, do you like him? ”

"I haven't even figured out if he's a man or a woman, so how do I like it? If she were a woman, wouldn't I be guilty of homosexuality? This is punishable by jail time. Guanyin really didn't see it.

"That's what your Eastern Empire said, homosexuality is punishable by imprisonment, is it three years?" God asked.

"Less than three years, at most three years (I have heard that it is less than three years, but I have never seen this case, it may be between opening and closing eyes, that is, between controlling and not careing.) It seems to belong to only one category of behavior. ）。 Guanyin said.

When God saw that Guanyin was still watching, he knew that she couldn't recognize whether it was a man or a woman. So he stooped down and picked up a piece of the painting from the ground and placed it between David's legs......

"I see!" Guanyin smiled, laughing at his ignorance, why did he have to see a few to understand that it was a male statue?

Yes, ignorance originates from autism. Since Guanyin was named a jade girl, she has always set an example, never taking a second look at men's **, and for a long time, even her spring dreams for men disappeared. Not long ago, it was the Queen Mother who saw that she was often depressed and was afraid that she would suffer from depression, so she resumed the six-party talks with her, saying that she would marry her to the king of heaven, Zeus, which activated her Guanyin's woman's unique love for men. So she was sexually just a three-year-old girl.

"See it this time!" God said with half-squinted eyes.

"When did you still paint oil, why don't you change it? Look at the dust on your wall, there have been decades, and the couplets on your door have been like this. Aren't you too old? How many years do you spend the year? Guanyin saw all the heartache, at the beginning there was a stomach of resentment, seeing the four walls of the wall, I wanted to get a handful of cold heart and wanted to cry, when I saw that the door gods are not changed every year, I was so sad that I wanted to cry again, but this cry is not better than the other cry, it is a completely different concept: God is pitiful!

"What to talk about the New Year, it's always alone! Everyone else drove home in a car for the New Year, which made me so embarrassed that I didn't dare to go out. Goose, this is the last time Michelangelo came to celebrate the New Year, this is the oil painting and door god that Michelangelo painted. That's what you call asking me how many years I've had a year. After God finished speaking, he raised his head to the sky, because he was afraid that a tear would flow out of his eyes, so that Guanyin would be sad to see it.

Things in the world are the same, and the more you cover them up, the easier it is for people to see. Guanyin, who is it? Three thousand years of cultivating immortals and becoming a saint, can you still hide it so that she can't see it? No way.

Guanyin embarrassedly took out the handkerchief that he had treasured for thousands of years, gently touched God's back and said, "This! ”

God turned his face and saw Guanyin handing him a handkerchief, and he was moved to cry like a baby.

"Alright, alright, don't cry. Are you going to be sleepy? Mother carries you to the bed and goes up to ......" Guanyin transformed the God in her arms into a lonely child, and compassion arose, although she had never given birth to a cub, but she was born as a woman, and the heart of mother's love was natural and natural, and it would be touched by a unique emotion anytime and anywhere. (To be continued.) )