445 Guanyin married Zeus, because of the dilemma, he first became a junior under the name of God

With such a beautiful spring scenery, Di Renjie can't stop it even if he can't think of it, because there is a difference between people and eggs, and it belongs to the jurisdiction of hormones, and it has nothing to do with Di Renjie himself.

Wu Yuanmin lay on the couch without a single cloth, and smiled. This is the strongest voltage in the world, more than 100 million loads, worry that you will not die, as long as it is a man. Di Renjie went from being afraid of a suspect who was chaotic (incest), not daring to being afraid, and from being difficult to restrain himself to going crazy, it only took a ten-thousandth of a second to feel a burst of joy in his heart, and then he woke up from his sleep. Di Renjie ran away and predicted what was going to happen, what should he do next?

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"God, let us see the Eastern civilization, and hang the Golden Fleece over the mysterious island to see who has the highest martial arts, and the winner wins." Julius Caesar said that he also wanted to get Helen, but he had never had the opportunity to intervene, and at this time he heard that the army of the Tang Dynasty and the army of the Great Song Dynasty were coming, and they were all looking for the Golden Fleece, and they all wanted to exchange for Helen's Beibei, so he felt that this fat water should not flow into the fields of outsiders.

"What does Zeus, the king of heaven, think?" God pushed the word to Zeus, the king of the gods.

"God, I can't say anything about it, because the Golden Fleece has already involved my daughter Helen. They all want to get the Golden Fleece and use it to exchange for a beautiful woman, what do you want me to say? "Zeus, the king of heaven, does not dare to slack off, this is a goal in front of the goal, it is not evil, as soon as it is connected, it will be kicked farther, if it is not good, it will be an own goal, and the fans will be killed with bricks.

"That's a problem. However, I heard that this place where the golden fleece is hidden is very steep, there are seven dragons, eight tigers and seventy-two monsters, as long as someone goes to the island, these guys will make waves in the water, and the two Wenqu stars almost died, this is not a trivial matter! "God is afraid that Wenquxing is dead, some people say that Wenquxing is the son of God, maybe?

"What does the Queen Mother think about this?" God might have thought a little more thoughtfully about leaving this matter to the lesbians.

"Yes, God, these two Wenqu stars are still like boys. It's annoying. "The Queen Mother is talking about the backlash of these two Wenqu stars.

"Why are they still the same as boys, they are still boys, they are still ghosts, we should call them little ghosts." God squinted his eyes and said.

"I think this Golden Fleece should be put in a different place. If you let these two imps continue to play like this, they will have to die. Last time, Bao Zheng would have been dead, if it wasn't for Guanyin's successful rescue with 3D printing, the corpse would have stinked. The Queen Mother told the truth.

"Goose! Guan yin. Where is Guanyin? God was seeking, but his eyes were squinting. This is his habit, it was not like this at first, at first he opened his eyes well, and the bad guys died, and then he felt that he had done evil, so he often squinted his eyes, and turned a blind eye to the things in the world.

"God, I'm here." This is the most important cosmic conference, Guanyin is naturally going to the hall, she is just sitting in a corner.

God heard the voice of Guanyin. Goose, this thing has a tender voice. For this reason, God opened his eyes a little wider and followed the sound. God is too! He got up and came to Guanyin, with his usual habit of beautiful women, hooked Guanyin's chin with his fingers, and learned from the dentist to teach Guanyin to open his mouth to let him.

"What books have you read?" When God saw that Guanyin's mouth was so tender, he thought of continuing to learn more about it, so that he could get her a good job.

"It's the Four Books and the Five Classics!" Guanyin was blushed by God.

Julius Caesar saw that anger from a distance, and thought to himself, you pervert, are you going to be a secretary again?

"Did I say that you graduated from the Universe Women's Normal University?" God corrected.

"It's still half a year away!" Guanyin said. And he raised his head and looked at God, although it was a meeting together, but this was the first time that Guanyin was looking at God. I didn't even want to watch it this time, but I heard that God is lustful. As long as he sees it, as long as he is beautiful, he will get his name to be a secretary for a while, in other words, a fresh. For this reason, Guanyin couldn't help but look up at God, although it didn't work, whether it was sugar or. If you want to be a secretary, you have to be a secretary, and you can't be a child.

"Okay, I'll make up for the lost half a year...... You are so talented, and when I die, you will also use 3D printing to resurrect me! "God is also afraid of death, and he also wants to rely on high technology to come back from the dead.

Alexander, the sun god Helius, the Buddha, and other inferior priests all sat at the back of the day, unable to ask about what was ahead.

Goose, Guanyin thought of disgust a million seconds ago, but when she thought that she couldn't marry her husband with her bare ass, although she also had a salary, she dressed up beautifully every day, who wasn't the one who burned money? Goose, who was a secretary in God's name for a while, could there be more lucrative work in the world?

Don't you look at everyone who is glamorous, if you are not greedy, you will die? If you don't investigate or do it, it's your own ability, and if you investigate, you will embezzle millions of millions, and there are not a few people who have hundreds of millions.

Zeus, the king of heaven, did not fold, he suspected that the Queen Mother was fishing for his fish, just talking about marrying Guanyin to him, but in fact he was using his authority to achieve some kind of hell purpose? He was still suspecting that the Queen Mother was deliberately luring him away and using Guanyin's beauty to hang him so that he could not engage with other women.

Indeed, since Niangniang said that she would marry Guanyin to Zeus, Zeus, the king of heaven, has restrained a lot in sex, which is a little afraid of Guanyin, of course, she also sees Guanyin more beautiful, and she is afraid of losing it.

"God, what about the Golden Fleece?" Zeus, the king of heaven, wanted to go around in circles, deliberately wanted to participate in snatching the Golden Fleece, and always held the knife first in everything.

"You can do what you say, I don't care. In the past, I still wanted to manage and secretly participate in the snatching of the Golden Fleece, and the purpose was also to exchange it for the beauty Helen's Beibei. But I now have a secretary, and Guanyin's beauty is not much inferior to Helen's, so I won't provoke this anymore. "When God is proud, he always likes to put his wisdom on a three-year-old child, because he also likes to be fashionable.

"Alright, then let the heroes of the world compete with the Golden Fleece." Zeus, the king of heaven, thought of using this to implement a new plan, and he thought of embezzling the Golden Fleece, because Hua Tuo told him that China's Beauty No. 1 was controlled by Qin Shi Huang, and he wanted to exchange the Golden Fleece for China's first beauty Xi Shi, and then let Qin Shi Huang exchange the Golden Fleece for Helen, so as to avoid chaos and incest.

This idea has been there for a long time, just because I was stunned by Guanyin. Now he felt that Guanyin's anger was starting to decline, and he was starting to fall like the stock market. Yes, anyone who has the ability will not eat other people's saliva, this is a kind of good purity that has been produced since childhood.

In this way, the Golden Fleece ...... "Julius Caesar also wanted to fish an egg from it, and also to show the glory of the past."

Before the meeting was dismissed, God took Guanyin to heaven, and the Queen Mother did not fold it, and the family was high and powerful. Besides, God has always been measured, even when it comes to sexuality, and he is never brutal.

(There are some dogs who don't understand, always think that if you don't be brutal, it's not a crime, and you always think that if you don't beat someone, it's not a slander.) Just like a beautiful woman, if you don't sell chickens, you can open a store in the same way, a beautiful woman is open a thousand a day, and a few hundred a day for a beautiful woman? In the same way, those strong people who are dogs always slander the weak in a way that does not hit people. In the same way, beautiful women do not go outside the door to pull men to buy things, men out of their beautiful nature, even if they are too sick to lift their feet, they will also force themselves to go to the beautiful woman's store to buy, isn't the vision a kind of enjoyment?

There is a female announcer on Central Channel 4, it's not that she's not beautiful, but she looks a little crying and sad, why don't you replace her? From now on, you can care about Channel 4, not crying and scolding me for being a dog. An on-location interviewer, good-looking, always likes to smile when he speaks, and his forehead is full. These days, I saw her interviewing martial arts masters. Watching TV while eating, the host is good-looking and fragrant to eat. Please scold me as a pervert, as long as you are beautiful, whatever you want! )

When Guanyin was leaving, he didn't forget to look back at the king Zeus, and he happened to look at each other, and he could say a thousand words clearly, what did this contain? Expressions can never replace words.

Zeus, the king of heaven, guessed that ** is not far from ten, this product is to earn a dowry money, gritted his teeth and went to be a junior for a period of time first, and it is not expected to marry a husband with a bare ass? And Zeus, the king of heaven, is regretting that he is calling his mother, regretting that he did not tell Guanyin in advance not to feel ashamed of marrying her husband with a bare ass, once she marries her husband when she is a junior, this is 10,000 times more humiliating than marrying her husband with her ass, because marrying her husband with a bare ass is a temporary embarrassment, and remarrying her husband is a lifetime of weakness and a lifetime of fear.

However, the river fishers in the world are not the same mind, some are marrying dowries, and some are marrying goods, which causes the sisters to fall in the middle and don't know why? Girls like to choose how much they have money, and men love to live if they want to live. I'm also afraid that I have no money to marry my husband, and when I quarrel, I'm afraid that my husband will scold me for only bringing a piece of B to marry my husband, and go back with your bare ass! Oh my God, who can escape the dilemma of having no money? This thing falls on the gods and has a headache!

But is Zeus, the king of heaven, a lord who is short of money? Of course, it is precisely because Zeus, the king of heaven, is not a master who is short of money, that Guanyin thinks that at least he must have four taels to win a thousand catties. People in real life are like this, they are a million goods, they have to marry a husband of 10 million, and they want so much money to bury people?

Shall we accuse Guanyin of being greedy? No. If you fall down, you will also be greedy, the world is the pipa in Journey to the West, it will give you a headache when it is played in the hands of others, and it will give others a headache when it is played in your hands, which is a serious objective existence. (To be continued.) )