"I can't say for sure. Although I have been in contact with Zeus for a while, it is all some workplace things, mostly during working hours, and occasionally I have seen him peeing, who would tilt his head like a child to see how many people are? This is mainly because there is no intention, if you have a heart, then you have to be cheeky and look for a good excuse, such as I first typed out and said that I was comparing the size with him or something, so that he could inadvertently expose syphilis?

But this is unlikely, because Zeus, the king of heaven, is a god-king, and the women he has done are generally not dared to be by others, which blocks the source of syphilis. But there is another possibility, because the god Zeus of Heaven is high, if there is a problem of playing with women extensively, it is possible to play with the women of the brothel, which is like walking into the headquarters of syphilis, so why not hang him up with a number? Bao Zheng said truthfully.

"This is really unjust, at that time I wanted to marry the Buddha, but there were boils on the white flesh, and I happened to meet my menstruation while sitting on the stone, and then the Taishang Laojun came to sit on this stone and dozed off, and I happened to have a sweet dream, and I ran off the horse (cow ejaculation. Niu 1), and later this damn stone became Sun Wukong.

Goose! The things in the world are not worried about what others don't know, but only about themselves. This matter spread, saying that Taishang Laojun and I gave birth to Sun Wukong. Since then, the Buddha's eyes have burst out when he sees me, and I don't dare to look at him, because I haven't entered into a real relationship, so I don't have the right to make it clear to him. Just let him wronged me and treated me as a broken shoe, don't you know that this is a cow B in the air, and it has nothing to do with me directly.

There are no good men in the world! If you come to the Buddha, you also hate this river, blame me for getting Taishang Laojun first, so angry that he ignores me and thinks I'm dirty. Later, he looked for an opportunity to press Sun Wukong under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years. I have truly created the sins of my past life.

Now I am told by the Queen Mother to marry Zeus, the king of heaven, I go by his temperament, but he just doesn't get on me, I can't take the initiative, I can't take the initiative, if there is any problem, I will say that I rely on him! Guanyin said she was crying. It's as if he was talking to his best friend that he was raped by his brother.,It's been stuffy in my heart for a long time.,If you don't say it, it seems like you'll suffocate to death.。

"Guanyin Niangniang, please don't worry, you can't eat hot and fragrant in a hurry. Haven't you been here for thousands of years? When this great god war is over, won't you have time to deal with the private lives of the two people! Bao Zheng is also sad, because the relationship is different, and sympathy cannot be transformed into love, which is a natural faction of society. Just like sons and mothers, there is no hormonal degeneration between them.

"Actually, I'm worried that Zeus, the king of heaven, has syphilis, and I'm afraid that I'm not real. I can't let you test this with me, and if it is really a test, it will be fake, which really gives me a headache! "Guanyin because of a quarrel with the Queen Mother, and also fought against the Queen Mother, which made something to say, this time I met Bao Zheng, although it is a man, but will not meet often in the future. And he is the person he trusts the most, so it will be easier to say it, and he may also get help from the other party.

"Guanyin Niangniang, can't believe herself or her real body?" Bao Zheng asked.

"Come to think of it, after all these years, can I remember what happened? It's not something I can see. For a long time, I was afraid to face the reality, and I wanted to let people hold a noble life like this. Once you get married, what if you don't have a good place? Especially a high god like Zeus, the king of heaven, if he wants to mind that I am not a virgin, then the wedding night will disappoint him. You're going to have to kick me under the bed. Guanyin sometimes covered his face with his hands, and sometimes looked at Bao Zheng very calmly, completely looking at others.

"Your mind now is whether you want to marry your husband or continue to be a bodhisattva. Holding it on the high? Bao Zheng asked real questions about helping Guanyin Niangniang.

"No matter what kind of heart the Queen Mother used to marry me, I really want to marry now. None of them had thought that way before, or thought badly. I always think that it is good to be a bodhisattva, and there are always people who burn incense and kowtow during the New Year's holidays, and do not give birth to children or daughters. Live a clean life forever.

But since I came into contact with Zeus, the king of heaven, I understood what it meant for those sluts to run to find men as soon as they finished burning incense.

To be honest, now the king Zeus has not yet come to me, which makes me taste a little taste of male and female love, just like eating watermelon, this is not ripe yet, if it is ripe, the taste will definitely be sweeter! I guess otherwise, those sluts would have made B bark in pain when they gave birth. Goose! Is there no memory? Then I have to go to the man and give birth to cubs, which must have a lot of benefits, otherwise there will be a miserable time to stay away from the river fishers. Guanyin just covered his face with his hands and said.

"I can't say for sure, maybe there's always something in there that people can't say, and the same goes for animals." Bao Zheng said.

"When it comes to animals, rats are not, they are always chased by males. Can you be clear about this? Guanyin thought that before getting married, she had to figure out what it was like to have a child, or just let men have fun? The benefits and disadvantages of this.

Damn, the next time you get a male mouse, you have to see if it's the same as a weasel? Baidu doesn't!

"I didn't pay attention to the mouse, if it was the same as the yellow mouse, then it had a hook on a few bits, it was bone, slightly thicker than a toothpick, and it was difficult to break three fingers. This is when I was poor and destitute, I often went to hunt its fur in the winter and sell it for money, and whenever I finished skinning it, I still left a few on it, which proved that it was a public to sell it for more money. Bao Zheng said.

"If the rat family is a yellow rat, then their number must be the same, I guess." Guanyin is not sure either, because this is a corner of small knowledge, forgotten.

"This ghost thing may not be in the encyclopedia, because some people think that the following things are not things, especially those fake intellectuals who have been educated by the traditional and ignorant and backward, and even regard this word as a swear word, such as the B word, I heard that there is it in the Kaitian dictionary, goose! Now it's all just a mess of homophones, and that's what they're called civilized? Guanyin believes that swear words are also words, and they must be used when they are used, and words are not guilty.

"That's right, otherwise you can't even use the word hooligan, it's more scary than the word B!" Guanyin was very sympathetic to Bao Zheng's words.

"Is that it, is there a well-dressed beast in civilization and the use of words? Is it a good article not to write a dirty word? Not a scoundrel without saying a word of swearing? Those corrupt officials. Those who raise little three, they don't seem to be obscene at all! ”

"Are there any rats in man?" Guanyin doesn't even understand this, it's not surprising, it's pure trivial. Most of the high gods don't bother with these things because they are busy with their time.

"This one has. Guanyin Niangniang asked what is the use of this? Bao Zheng told Guanyin that there are rats.

"Is it possible that Zeus, the king of heaven, is a rat? If so, is his few like mice, goods with hooks? After saying this, Guanyin did not lower his head this time, and began to explore bravely and face reality.

"Guanyin Niangniang is too worried. If this is true, then the dog people have a dog, and the dog people will not dare to be hooligans. Bao Zheng began to deny Guanyin Niangniang's exploration.

"I think that's even more like being a hooligan, out of the nature of a dog! Why don't you dare? "Guanyin doesn't understand the love of dogs.

"Because when the dog is in love, once it is closed, it swells like a large onion as soon as it enters, and if this woman shouts, she can run to the underworld?" Bao Zheng explained the physiological situation of dogs in an all-round way, so that Guanyin could understand more.

"No wonder Zeus, the king of heaven, said that you are a seed man of space, you know everything, you are so smart." Guanyin said with a small smile.

"It's not that I'm smart. It's because you great gods have the knowledge of great gods, and besides what you don't understand, others don't know more than you. Me too. This is really not Bao Zheng's modesty, the fact is that everyone has their own field of knowledge.

"I feel so real when I listen to you, unlike some people who talk in a crepe, that is, they want people to not understand, thinking that this is clever. Maybe there's nothing in the stomach. Guanyin is boasting about Bao Zheng, and he also intends to let Bao Zheng speak at ease, and say straight and dirty words casually.

"Is there anything else to do?" Bao Zheng was a little impatient. If you don't have it, don't talk about things that don't have the relevance of the moment.

"At first, I came here for other things, but when I saw that you were talking so well, I told you about my private life first. It's okay to forget anything else. ”

"What's the matter?" Bao Zheng must have something.

"Can you tell me first, do you want to get the beautiful Helen? What will you do if you get it, is it a reward for a meritorious general, and you still want to stay and yourself first? "Guanyin thinks that it is very fun to speak plainly, and it can exercise people's courage.

Goose! Our space seed people are still shy.

"I want to stay and use it for myself, but if I can't step down. I took it and replaced Zhanzhao out. Bao Zheng said truthfully, because Guanyin spoke truthfully first, and if he was not honest, he would be sorry for people.

"I guess you must have a plan to get the beautiful Helen in your hands first, and then get out of the stage before you have to get out of the stage. Isn't it? "Guanyin is exploring the psychology of men.

"Did the lady read men's psychology?" Bao Zheng is pulling flowers.

"I haven't read men's psychology, and I don't need to read men's psychology, from many social phenomena, men have this kind of general curiosity and ** for women." Guanyin said with a smile.

"First of all, I admit that I am also an ordinary person, of course, I also have the general heart of a man, do your best, this thing may be captured by the Tang Army." This is equivalent to Bao Zheng admitting that he also wants to the beautiful Helen's B.

"If you think you're doing this to get a woman's win, will a woman also think she's got a man's win? Physiologically speaking, if a man loses a woman, doesn't the essence of your man run into the stomach of other women? Guanyin subconsciously explores between men and women, who likes to do it more, and who can get more benefits if she does it, which is her premarital reference.

"Yes, I have studied this thing before, and later found out that it is not in the category of wisdom, because both wise and fools like it, so it can't be concluded that a man loses his essence to a woman is a kind of fool, otherwise only a fool will fuck a woman in that world. Because fools don't know that this is a fooled relationship, and smart men will hide far away when they see women, isn't they afraid that they will be fooled. Bao Zheng admits that he has studied who is fooled between men and women.

"Have you ever played with a woman?" Guanyin thinks that Bao Zheng is funny, and his words are more appropriate to his heart, since they are exploring this relationship with each other, it is the best way to ask whatever they want, and it is to get closer to the best effect.

"Can I not answer?" Goose! Bao Zheng also made himself shyer than Guanyin, and wanted to hide.

"Yes, that's just the question. I'll also ask you, would you fuck B? "Guanyin is now shepherding sheep like a Tibetan dog, and as soon as he bites the wolf that steals the sheep, he will bite him to death.

"Can you tell me the purpose of your question?" Bao Zheng is also a very strong wolf, and it is difficult to bite to death.

"I've heard that there is a kind of woman called slab B, and I don't know if I am or not, and this is a problem that I can't figure out myself. I heard that only with a man in the same room (the word "same room" is really awkward, the poor family is in the same room every day, the rich people can't live in the five horses, one room to put the head, two rooms to let go, two rooms to put the feet, one room to put the body. Do rich people only have five rooms? Fucking confusing concept, this is civilization? Originally, fucking B is fucking B, and the same room is not necessarily the same as fucking B, among the poor, they are so poor that they don't have a house to live in, and they live in the same room every day, and they fuck B every day? Is there a civilization like you that confuses logic? If the same room must be fucking B, then only one person will die in the poor for the winter, because the same room is incest! Are you a civilization that has caused the poor of the world to die? To know! After Guanyin said this, he showed a look of embarrassment, and he showed that he was asking for others.

"I've heard of this, it's extremely rare, it's one in ten thousand." Bao Zheng is deliberately avoiding it, which is equivalent to saying that there is nothing to do.

"I'm not afraid of 10,000 in life, I'm afraid of what if, once this happens to me, it really makes people want to die!" After Guanyin said this, he grabbed his hair with both hands, feeling so painful.

"The boat is naturally straight under the bridge. Niangniang wants to open some, don't all women in the world marry themselves like this, don't be afraid of this. "Bao Zheng is still pretending, pretending to be not understanding.

"Please test it for me." Guanyin finally had no intention of going around in circles anymore, and knelt in front of Bao Zheng with a plop: "Please help me test it, if I am a floor slab, I will find an excuse to break up with Zeus, the king of heaven." I know you're smart and won't let me out! (To be continued.) )