When the Tang and Song Dynasty battles were determined, the Queen Mother and Guanyin Niangniang were secretly busy. The Queen Mother is Di Renjie's goddess of protection, but Guanyin is the goddess of Bao Zheng's protection, and the two cicadas are close to each other in their own position as gods, because Guanyin thinks that she is younger than the Queen Mother, so she stands on Bao Zheng's side, and she takes on the role of Bao Zheng's protective goddess, out of personal belief, without accepting the permission of others.

Originally, Guanyin and Zeus were in love as a couple, because they were worried about Bao Zheng, they didn't stick to Zeus, of course, Zeus knew that Guanyin had something to deal with, so he didn't care, didn't he just think of asking Hua Tuo to help her repair her virgin, these thousands of years, that is, the wear and tear of these two legs of walking has to make up a piece of flesh. A good man is careful about the woman he likes.

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"Queen Mother, how is this battle fought?" The Queen Mother came to Di Renjie's camp, and Di Renjie asked sadly.

"Fool, don't you have the Tang Empire in your hands, a Li Yuanba is amazing, and you are afraid of a small Song Dynasty, you are ready to marry the beautiful Helen." Because the queen mother was brainwashed by Chen Yuanyuan, she changed her thinking and changed her previous language, and returned to the public women in the world, speaking with a strong earthy taste, which is really the tongue of a country aunt.

Goose! Although Di Renjie felt that a hundred were not good, he was really a little itchy by her in his heart, so he suddenly blushed on his face. After a while, he held back a sentence: "I haven't had sex reassignment surgery, isn't this thing growing between my legs, what else do I have to prepare?" "Yes, Di Renjie understands this, but there must be a second one.

"Aren't you happy when the time comes, you have to celebrate with the whole world, and I will also be happy with the sticky light?" The Queen Mother is this virtue, and the meaning of it needs no more to say.

Goose! When Di Renjie understood the meaning, the dream of climbing onto the body of the beautiful Helen in his heart was also gone, just like the beauty Helen suddenly became so fat that she had a waist circumference of more than 100 meters. After lying down, if a man wants to achieve happiness, he must take a spaceship. Di Renjie just raised his head to the sky, and only said after another hour and a half: "Borrow Niangniang's auspicious words, if Niangniang doesn't have time to come." I'll send someone to deliver everything you deserve. ”

Queen Mother, who is it? It has the smell of a local snake, like a town mayor in the back mountain, embezzling hundreds of millions. Those peasants had to pick up knives and cut them a thousand times, all for the money from selling the mountain land. Those polluting factories, ceramic factories, cement factories, and peasants who have been driven out of the cities cannot eat the vegetables they grow, and people do not care whether they live or die. Goose, he walked on the guillotine, the peasants lost their land, still alive in pollution, discounted time, one day as a year.

Helpless. Di Renjie took out a big gold brick from the military salary and gave it to the Queen Mother, which is just like the stupid farmer said, who wants the oil money? (Refers to driving to the countryside to run errands.) ）

Sending off the Queen Mother, Di Renjie was even more confused than before the Queen Mother came, as the Queen Mother said, Li Yuanba is invincible. Di Renjie was worried that Li Yuanba was invincible. I don't know how many times I am washing Li Shimin, how can I let Li Shimin work for himself? You must know that he, Li Shimin, is also a master with a few masters, and it is the nature of all men in the world to be beautiful and fun.

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"General Li, someone outside wants to see you." A small orderly stood outside the door and said.

"Who came to see me in the middle of the night?" Li Shimin asked.

"A fat old man, with all the paperwork for customs clearance!" Said the little orderly.

Hear that there are all the paperwork. This made Li Shimin shudder, who could have all the customs clearance documents, who would this be? Is it God, or Zeus? Tube it. Don't dare to wait for the best policy.

"Bring him in!" Li Shimin is smart, and the person who can have all the customs clearance documents is not an ordinary goods, and even he is not the master who can have all the customs clearance documents.

"General Li is good!" A fat old man saw Li Shimin and called Li Shimin like this.

Li Shimin looked at the person in front of him in a daze, and didn't dare to conclude whether he knew this person or not, only after the old man made the third hint, Li Shimin waved his hand and signaled the little service to retreat first.

"You're Di Gong!" Li Shimin said.

"It's Ben Gong. Late at night, please forgive me to disturb you. Di Renjie said.

"The big war is coming, it's nothing to disturb or not, please sit down and talk slowly!" Li Shimin, if he is really powerful, he is not afraid, and when he talked to Di Renjie, he showed a very good taste of Di Bu's eyes, not an absolute boss came, just like an ordinary friend came and asked him what was going on.

"Originally, I was already asleep, but it was the Queen Mother who came to visit in the middle of the night, saying that I should wash my own few first, and just wait to marry the beautiful Helen. I said that the battle has not yet decided who will win and who will lose, and whether this beauty will go to the Tang Dynasty or the Song Dynasty is still uncertain. But this thing says that there was a Li Yuanba in the Tang Dynasty, who can be defeated in the Song Dynasty?

This thing is giving me a little headache. "Di Renjie is already honest to the point of being a fool.

"Isn't this a good thing, why does Di Gong have a headache?" Li Shimin asked puzzled.

"My headache is, Li Yuanba is your brother, this beauty, will you not like it? I'm afraid it won't be my turn to wash a few times! After Di Renjie said this, he tilted his head, so that drunkenness and sleepiness were staged at the same time.

Goose! Li Shimin didn't expect this, so he just waited for the battle to win before making a decision. At this time, after listening to Di Renjie's point, he really began to think carefully about the beauty Helen, if he could really let Li Yuanba dominate the Greek battlefield again, sweep Normandy and plunder the beauty Helen and the Golden Fleece, should he wash his own hands first? You must know that this is the world's No. 1 goods, and if you don't wash it, you are afraid that you will be bitten by God, and it is disrespectful to the beauty of all mankind?

Because this is a question that is not a problem, it is a question and a question that people are ashamed to talk about, and asking whether it is yes or no is not something that Li Shimin is willing to say. Because if you say no, you really get it when the time comes, if you are reluctant to hand it over, because this is a beauty, you have to look at the answer of the egg when you get it, if the beauty is unbearable, or to put it bluntly, let the egg be unbearable, what should I do?

Di Renjie asked this question, just like climbing a mountain to the top of the mountain, being half tired and half dead, lying down and resting for a while. Di Renjie pretended to be asleep, because he knew that this was a question that was difficult to answer for a while, so he looked at Li Shimin from time to time with his eyes slit, mainly to observe his expression and see what ghost thoughts were hidden in his heart.

"Di Gong, I don't dare to answer. Allow me to wait until I see the beautiful Helen again, I don't know much about the depth of this product (that is, how beautiful it is. ）。 If there's nothing else to do, will you please go back? Although Li Shimin has Li Yuanba, he doesn't dare to say how many times he washes first, he really doesn't dare. Even if you dare, you can't say it, because the Tang Dynasty can't represent half of the entire Central Plains, and half of it can't fight with Di Renjie. When the time comes, Datang will fight alone, and Li Yuanba will have to die on the battlefield.

"You make my heart hang and I still can't sleep, you can explain first, are you going to let Li Yuanba take the lead? Or will Helen get the beauty of the princess? Do you think that this is the honor of your Li family, and treat the beautiful Helen as the trophy of your Li family, and you will be the first to make your own eggs? Di Renjie saw that Li Shimin didn't dare to answer directly, and he understood a little that he Li Shimin was just an ordinary goods, which also meant that Tang Jun was just an ordinary goods, otherwise he wouldn't have said so.

"Duke Di go back first, you still listen to the Queen Mother's words. Wash my own few first, haven't I been killed by the beautiful Helen Mei? Please also take care of Li Yuanba for me, let him take the lead for you, so that the beauties and the Golden Fleece will all be handled by your Di Gong! Li Shimin's soul said.

Di Renjie looked outside, it was not dawn yet, he was still half asleep, he was afraid that Li Shimin would wash a few times first in a dream, it was nothing.

(In fact, this is the author's miswriting, forgetting for a moment that Li Shimin has been killed by the beautiful Helen Mei.) After suddenly reacting, he said that he was in a dream, because this is the most basic logic. It just so happens that it is written in the middle of the night, is it that the human consciousness has its own ability? ）

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"I heard that you and Zeus, the king of heaven, are still good friends?" Guanyin said to Bao Zheng.

"It's not a friend. It's just that we are the first people to come into contact with, which is what preconceived it means. Bao Zheng didn't dare to face Guanyin, he came with his head half-bowed, because Guanyin recently let the Heavenly King Zeus eat his own tofu, which is a little bigger, and the alias is called the charm of the young woman.

"He always compliments me on being a space seed man. What's going on? Guanyin asked.

"When the mother asks this, I can't even answer. Are you specifically asking this question? Bao Zheng didn't want to say that he was bragging, because there was no real space seed man in the world.

"It's not! It was only when I arrived here that I suddenly remembered that Zeus, the king of heaven, had said to me, that you are so smart that you are not a mortal, or that you are not an ordinary mortal, that you were married and born in space!? If so? After Guanyin finished speaking, she stretched out her hand to straighten her hair, and then stretched her hand to a high level, just so that Bao Zheng saw her full arms, and Bao Zheng liked to make a cow bark, just like asking Hanako to look at the roast duck inside in front of the glass window.

"I'm just imagining that there is such a possibility, because the seeds will yield more when they go to space, so I deduce that people who go to space to get married will definitely give birth to good smart cubs." Bao Zheng kept saying with a red face.

"You may have said some details, such as what other conditions need to be met?" Guanyin was digging into the root and digging directly to the ancestral grave.

"I was embarrassed to say it when my mother asked, I was just talking playfully, that is, between men and men, and I was really ashamed to say it in front of you." Bao Zheng is shy, this is not to say that the monk's egg is white, although the Guanyin Niangniang is young and beautiful, she is still a sister's family, but this is a social environment problem, and there are more grandsons and grandsons in the back.

"Bao'er doesn't matter, don't look at me as a daughter, I heard that I was also a man before, you just treat me as the king of heaven Zeus in front of you, repeat what you said at that time. Please put aside all the shy and shy things between men and women, I want your advanced thoughts. "Guanyin is also a progressive young man who is interested in developing space gymnastics.

(What a ghost car shock, I'll give you an air shock.) ）

"At that time, I told the Heavenly King that I was a Space Seed Man. It was inspired by the idea that seeds would yield much more when they went around space and planted them in the ground than ordinary seeds planted in the ground. My father was a space buff and wanted to go to space and have sex with a woman to see if he could have someone smarter than fucking a B on the ground.

My father chose the most beautiful woman, took a spaceship to the Tiger Star in outer space, and only began to meet after eating and drinking on a good grass, not that as soon as they boarded the spaceship, the two of them began to rush and wait, there may be ghosts, because they have not yet reached the real space, which is equivalent to the same as fucking B on the ground, and will give birth to inferior species.

It's all my hypothesis, but I think it's possible because it's science and someone needs to explore it. I hope that a person who rules the whole universe will be born, and I really hope that someone will go to outer space to fuck B and try it, in case a universe is really born, will the world still need to fight? After Bao Zheng finished saying this long paragraph, he raised his head to look at Guanyin, just in time to see Guanyin looking at himself in a daze, and his heart was so happy, as if Bao Zheng was falling into love.

Guanyin thought to himself, although this thing in front of him is black, if he can combine his genes with his own ghost things, will he really go to space? Thinking of this, Guanyin suddenly blushed.

"I guess that's how it came about, no wonder! Zeus, the king of heaven, was poisoned by you, probably just wanted to stay in space to fuck my B, otherwise I saw several times that he had an anti-aircraft gun in his pants, but he didn't ask for me, I thought he was a eunuch. At one point I held it all in my hand, like a screwhead steel. It seems that he said to you about the importance of fucking B in space for the first time. But I still can't believe that a heavenly king, a god head born of a gangster, would have such a great ability to endure? Do you believe that going to space to fuck B gives birth to a super genius? Probably not, there must be something else going on! Could it be syphilis? Guanyin said.

Goose! The Heavenly King Zeus was worried that Guanyin had cultivated immortals for three thousand years, and it was very difficult to maintain it. It is hundreds of times more than ordinary people, and it is still a minority for a woman to remain thirty years old. One thirty, ten three hundred, one hundred three thousand. Oh my God, our Guanyin Niangniang has endured the sexual endurance of a hundred girls, can this really be a virgin? No wonder Zeus, the king of heaven, was so worried that he couldn't sleep every day. Maybe this is the reason why Zeus, the king of heaven, didn't dare to start fucking with Guanyin casually, for fear that once it failed, would he want this product? (To be continued.) )