"The comrades went to Normandy to see the excitement after breakfast, and the ultimate showdown between Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, and Lu Bu, the first good man of the Three Kingdoms. Don't miss it, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, even if you can't walk, you can gouge out your eyes and ask your friends to take them to see it, because there will be no chance in the future, although you can live for 10,000! "It's not just someone shouting like this, that's the poster at the time.

The day of the three hundred miles is in the New Year, what is bought and what is sold; There are also those who sell livestock.

The rich maids-in-law, the big girls and the little daughters-in-law, are all dressed up in colorful and flowery branches. The girls from poor families went to the peach garden to pick peach blossoms and squeeze the juice and apply it to their faces. In today's parlance, it is plagiarism or plagiarism.

"Mom, let me sleep a little longer, today I want to seize the opportunity, sleep a little more will make my face look more beautiful!" This is the beautiful Helen speaking, and she only estimates that this is the case, borrowing the word 'sleeping beauty' as a reference.

Lida got up early, and when she heard her daughter say this, she didn't know the bottom of her heart, because she hadn't paid attention before. I don't know if it's true or not, so I have to say to my daughter Helen: "Have you fallen asleep in the first half of the night, if you haven't fallen asleep in the first half of the night, hurry up and fall asleep now, otherwise you will look haggard." If you just wake up from sleep, it's not a big problem. ”

"Mom, I've been sleeping in the middle of the night, at least 10,000, do you think this will be asleep?" The beautiful Helen received a notice from the high god that she was going to show her milk tomorrow, and there were two first-ranked generals in the Central Plains who were going to fight for the beauty Helen, the first beauty in the world.

As a girl, if you want to welcome the birth of the world's first hero, whoever changes will be so excited that you can't sleep all night, unless Cicada B. Can Goose, Cicada B become the number one beauty in the world?

"Don't talk short, go to sleep, sleep to death, your mother will call you!" Goose. Lida also came to God, of course, to the world's best mother-in-law, mother and daughter. The same mother and son are more expensive, who doesn't die?

"Mom, I want to pee, will this delay my sleep again?" Helen's words made ordinary people or people who think they are smart hear it and say that they are cicada B, but who knows that Helen is only a half-grown girl. The body is long enough for a man to use, but the brain can still be a child, which is all reasonable.

Our mom Leda was humming a nameless tune while making breakfast, yes, what a joy it was, I heard that these two tigers would win the same thing, they were the king of people.

There is no such thing as being unhappy, because the human mind is very complex, and this complexity does not mean that there are too many troubles, but that people think of a lot. For example, Lida thought of waiting for her daughter Helen to play with her son-in-law for the first few times, and of course she could eat her daughter's leftovers. Don't say physiologically. In real life, the mother of the daughter who eats the leftovers always feels that it is a waste to throw it away, that is, she takes the bowl into the kitchen to wash, and when she sees a drop of soup, she has to lick it with her tongue, this is our mother, this is the mother of all of us in the world!

From this point of view, our mother is justified, and it is normal to have this kind of thinking. Men are big and big eggs, which is the general belief of women, not to think like this, but to be uncontrollable not to think like this. This is not about physiology, but about the latent consciousness of man, which is not subject to man's subjective control.

Like human insomnia, do you think about it? Of course not. After understanding this truth, you will think that there are some things that you don't think about. It's about your life, whether it's up to you to decide, unless you're dead.

Leda's mind suddenly showed a scene where the two generals were all clothless, and at the same time, they both slashed the tip of the gun in their hands towards each other's legs, and at the same time destroyed each other's several points, and no one had the normal function to have fun with a beautiful beauty.

Thinking of this, Lida blinked vigorously. And stuck out his tongue, pretending to make a grimace at the two male gods, and smiled shamefully.

It didn't work! I'm still thinking about it. Because it didn't hurt the other party's vital point, although this is the root of life, but it is still far from death. Seeing that the other party was not dead, there was naturally no end, so they stabbed the tip of their guns at each other's hearts. Everything is a blind toss, and in the end, they all beat each other's heads to pieces.

In this evolution, Leda thought of keeping one, but she hadn't figured out who was the best one to keep, and she had missed the best time when she hesitated, and both of them fell to the ground at the same time.

At this time, Lida was chopping vegetables, and this fantasy made her feel a fishy taste in her mouth, and she looked down and spit it out to see if there was blood in this saliva? The knife cut her finger during this procedure, and the pain caused her to return her eyes to her fingers, bleeding.

It should be said that most women are not smart, or absolutely not smart. When Leda saw that her finger was bleeding, her first reaction was that it was a pity, so she naturally put it in her mouth and let it suck and eat it while flowing out. Is there scientific research that is right to do this?

Illusion verifies reality, which is very rare. It's not uncommon for dreams to see reality. For example, if you dream of playing with a woman, and when you wake up, the place is really a mess. Also, when you played during the day, you suddenly woke up while shooting a basketball, and your hand really trembled.

In the end, Lida didn't swallow the blood, but couldn't help but spit it out. Get a bite of fish.

When I looked up, I saw that the sun was a foot high. Out of the ghost, her first reaction made her think that the rouge was gone, and there were others, mainly lacking peach blossoms. Looking down, he saw that the blood on the ground had been wiped by himself. This forced her to cut the wound again, using the blood as a peach blossom.

"Helen, wake up quickly. Short B, I really slept like a dead pig, wake up quickly! "Leda is in a hurry, and the two armies are waiting in front of the formation.

"It's annoying!" The beautiful Helen, like her peers, is a girl in the flower season, and greed is their top priority.

"It's still annoying, it's still annoying that the sun is on B, and dying a thousand years early should be a sleepy life!" This is an old woman in my neighborhood who likes to scold their sons like this, and like to tell them to get up early and work.

"Eat some lean meat and soup." Leda said to Helen.

"I eat a big bowl of potatoes and a bowl of porridge." The beautiful Helen likes to eat potatoes and drink porridge.

"Cicadas are killing you, do you think this is going to work in the fields, and if you have and urgency, you will tear off your pants and pull them casually? Both armies are men in front of them, is there a place for you to casually? Lida was so angry that she masturbated.

"Do people like to eat?" Helen also wanted to save the revolution, because eating potatoes was fragrant and sweet, and the only bad thing was that there was a lot of. But if it's not on the streets, or for some other unusual reason. Eating potatoes and is also a kind of happiness, isn't it a pleasure and feeling that walks through the anus?

"You like to die! Do you like the world? It's a cicada, and my mother made a bowl of lean meat and soup for you. Isn't it just to keep you from eating too much potato, this is riding on horseback, and you go to the underworld to? "Leda, connoisseur.

"Mom, you haven't thought of it yet. There are also downsides to eating lean meat. "Helen is still revolutionary, and she must build her own free government.

"What's the harm to let mom listen, it's reasonable, mom will follow your ideas." Leda really thought Helen could spit ivory out of her mouth.

"Eating lean meat hides your teeth." Helen had picked up one of the devil's guns during the revolution, and she was a little happy at first.

"What's wrong with hiding your teeth?"

"After a long time, your mouth will be bad." This is what Helen thinks is the biggest disadvantage of eating lean meat.

"You're going to die of bad breath one day?" Leda confiscated Helen's weapon.

"If they divide the male and female today, the overcomer will kiss me, and they will stink to death." The beautiful Helen is fighting to the death and revolutionizing her mother.

"Shameless, there is no trace of the eight characters yet." Leda said this with a strange flavor, not in a completely serious way.

"Did you buy a big fish? Mom? "Helen plays with her mother as a girlfriend, which is emotional intelligence.

"You eat fish?" Leda said.

"The eggs eat the fish, I want the bubbles in the belly of the fish." Helen said.

"What's the use?" Leda doesn't know what her daughter Helen is doing for Fish Bubbles.

"It's a condom. Because we are ancient, people and modern people have been using plastic film to make bags a few sheets. "Don't look at Helen's age, there are a lot of fashionable and flamboyant children, and she has already thought of some weird and stinky ideas.

"Don't think so beautifully, people you to give birth to cubs, you put other people's bubbles open, people will agree? Marrying a husband is mainly to give birth to cubs. Fuck B for Pu. You don't have to think of bad ideas. "Leda is doing her daughter's ideological work.

"I want to be beautiful, I'm still a kid myself, let me give birth to cubs right away, I can't rely on it!" Helen thought of marrying her husband first. Later, depending on the situation, regenerate cubs.

"The ghost wants you to grow up to be so big, B is so good at drilling, are you still afraid of giving birth to cubs?" Lida has a hot eye and Helen is growing fast, but there is also a fatal reason, she has to marry when she grows up, which has nothing to do with age. If you don't marry, you'll grow old quickly.

"Nonsense, if you drill into the cow, the urine always makes me squat and have back pain, if you drill the cow in, it won't be over in a hurry?" Mother's words made Helen unhappy to hear.

(Regarding the use of fish bubbles to open eggs, I happened to see on the Internet that the ancients used fish bubbles for contraception, especially for women in Qinglou.) I'm not smart, it's not the first thing I think of. ）

"Mom, this rouge is so fishy, what's going on?" Helen said.

"Don't talk about it, just look good. If you don't say a word, you won't be dumb! "Lida thought to herself, Mom is using her own blood to dress you up as the best beauty in the world.

"Mom, my eyes are jumping, I'm afraid something will go wrong." Helen was sitting on a stool and her mother was putting on her makeup.

"The left eye jumps for wealth, and the right eye jumps for disaster. Which eye are you hopping? Mom asked.

"I don't know which one is left and which one is right." Helen was right, no one could tell the difference between the left and the right.

Before there is no orientation, don't think that you are smart, and everyone else is a cicada. There is a right not to know left and right without figuring out a concept.

"Compare your left hand with your right hand, the left hand side is the left eye, and the right hand side is the right eye, is this clear?" That's emotional intelligence, that's smart. If it is an unsmart mother, she will scold and say: Mu has killed someone in you, and you can't figure it out left and right, when it's time to marry your husband, do you want your mother to follow you to teach you to fuck B? (There is really this custom in the world, the mother follows the bride to teach her daughter to fuck B.) ）

"I forgot what my mom said was going to do?" Helen was laughing half to death, and when her mother explained the trouble, she wanted to say whichever one she wanted.

"The left eye jumps rich, and the right eye jumps disaster." Leda said.

"It's the right eyebeat. I'm afraid that these two generals will die today! Helen shrugged her shoulders in laughter. Of course she laughs, she is going around in circles with her mother, which pot is not open to mention that pot, she is deliberately waiting for her mother to say the left and right blessings of her eyes, and then she chooses one of them, just for fun.

"Bodhisattva bless, children's words are unscrupulous. Don't talk nonsense, if you talk too much, you will have a tongue. "Leda doesn't want to indulge her daughter in talking nonsense, although it has not yet been determined who Helen's husband is, but the dead are always bad, this is cursing people.

"Mom is greedy, if I choose to get rich and say you like it? You know, I'm going to work against you, and you're going to say: Fortune jumps with your left eye, and wealth jumps with your right eye. Helen was laughing and coughing.

"Be serious, my mother in my previous life hasn't gone out until night?" Lida was so serious that she turned on her cheeks and was trimming her eyebrows.

"If you want it, you have to get it, and you have to get it out like this." Helen was very simple.

"Cast out the soul! War began at nine o'clock. Leda looked up at the door, and it was estimated that it was half past eight.

"Mom, do you want to melt in front of your chest? Make it strawberry red? Helen said that it was a nipple, because she was only wearing a shawl, Helen considered that the front of the chest was the main attraction of men, and her face would look secondary, but Leda never realized this truth.

"This?" Leda moved her eyes to Helen's nipples, which struck her suddenly, and she didn't know if the place was beautiful in the primary color or with makeup, because she hadn't thought about it before.

"You seem to be mulberry black (called mulberry in the local language.) Is it going to be changed to red? Leda was hesitating, first talking to herself, and then wanting to tell her daughter.

"If I don't say it, you won't pay attention, you ask me, what the hell do I know?" Helen really doesn't know if it's just good looking like this or turning red to look better.

"In terms of looking, red must be better-looking, but black is the primary color, and it is the natural beauty of girls (this ghost knows, it seems that it was peeked hundreds of years ago, and it may not be considered a peeking, it may belong to the category of picking up cheap. Remember it's black, is it a woman's? What color is in the girl's house? Chinese fucking bastard, can't even see this specimen!

When I was talking to a high school student, he said he was studying art. I asked him if he could draw a full-length portrait of a girl from the age of one to sixteen. Mainly showing the things in the middle of the legs, they are drawn in different shapes and colors for each age group. He replied yes.

Now I want to believe that at that time he was just shooting with B, casually talking. Because it's not an easy task, where do the models come from? I'm not saying he can't do it, it's that he won't spend so much effort and money. Is it with your own sisters? No, this is to draw each time period in a time period, the age of your sisters will not be reversed, you have to spend money to invite others, you can go to the underworld to see it over the age of five?

We are counting years when we say this. I haven't seen you for many years now, and I won't ask this nonsense when I see it. If I asked, and he did take it out, I am sure that it was 100% a fake, and it was my own assumption. ）。 (To be continued.) )