(Which is more powerful, Lu Bu's Fang Tian painting halberd or Xiang Yu's overlord gun?) (It's not a dynasty, how can it be compared?) (With all the questions on the Internet, the director can make a big show in this book.) ）

Lu Bu was planning to leave and return to the camp without coming, just waiting for the high god realm to announce that he was the first, and then wash his eggs and prepare to the first beauty in the world, Helen's B is.

Suddenly, he heard a distant message that Xiang Yu was coming, which made him suddenly rise from the west in the celestial body in the clear sky, is this dark cloud a powerful storm brewing for annihilation?

When I was a child, I often heard the old man say that when you were working outside at night, even if the sky was full of stars, sometimes as long as you saw a small dark cloud passing over the Milky Way, you had to quickly lift your pants and run home, either a lightning bolt or heavy rain fell from the sky. And it can evolve into a horse is dark, and since then the heavy rain has been non-stop, not letting you underestimate the changes in this small piece of dark clouds.

Thinking of this, Lu Bu couldn't help but shudder in his heart, was he going to meet the challenge of a powerful storm?

Then let the storm come more violently, look at the halberd in my hand, who is the number one hero in the world?

Lu Bu sat on the saddle and reached out to touch the long hair on the horse's shoulder. It's an intimate conversation with the horse, telling it that it faces a fight to the death and that it needs to be prepared to work together. I also tightened the horse's belly belt a little more, but don't be like a stupid country woman, who has to lift her pants while working, that is, for the first time, it is not straightened up.

It's the same in war, you don't even tighten the horse's belly belt, can you sit firmly? Since you can't even sit still, can you still scream? Can't scream to fight ghosts? If you are a soccer player and your shoelaces come loose when you are about to kick a goal, the ball doesn't go in, it's the shoes that fly in, and the winner is the winner, just because you didn't hang the shoes tightly, and the fans beat them to death with bricks.

Xiang Yu got on the horse and there was no turning back. When the Overlord of Western Chu was getting closer and closer to Lu Bu, he couldn't help but panic in his heart. You must know that this is a lion to bite a tiger to death, not a kitten man, it is equal, and the two armies are evenly matched. Whoever dares to take it lightly is committing a big taboo. That is, those who underestimate the enemy will surely die.

As the two men got closer, both began to pee the first drops of urine in their crotches. It's not like it's written in the novel, blowing eggs as big as cow B, and what the hell B is calling all over the guts, do you think they are two crazy people? Crazy people are afraid of death! Otherwise, they wouldn't be running into restaurants all the time to grab food?

Heroes are not afraid of death. It's about getting bad cancer, which is called hero cancer. This is a disease that can be cured by myrrh, unless it has a strong ability to fight cancer, which is 1 in 10,000, and people with this immunity are heroes. Others who do not have this immunity will die halfway through, because someone else has defeated them, it is their own cowardice that chooses to leave the whole body early, war or art and career.

Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, immediately shot in front of Lu Buma, and the two of them looked at each other, and they both released a fierce light. The face is all dead, just like the dead people in the crematorium, although they are made up by the beautician, they are still dead. If it weren't for the crematorium, if you stumbled upon it elsewhere, you wouldn't think that it was someone who was already dead, and more people wouldn't be able to see it.

"Who's coming?" Lu Bu asked knowingly and deliberately, because this was to break the silence, just like in real life, people who like to talk are mainly nonsense. If you put every sentence on the grounds and say it, and if you say something, it seems that you will become dumb.

"I am Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu! Who are you? Xiang Yu also came to ask knowingly, mainly to avoid suspicion of being close to the Tao. It's like a hooligan riding a motorcycle, not crazy and fast, not walking in the middle, and afraid that people will think he is a weak B.

"I am Xuzhou Mu Lu Bu Lu Fengxian." Lu Bu said.

Lu Bu is one foot tall, and Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, is eight feet away, which is slightly better than Lu Bu visually. But in fame and strength. Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, seems to have the upper hand.

"Shall we stop at the point or fight to the death?" This is Lu Bu asking, as the leader of the ring, it is his etiquette to ask first.

"Fight to the death!" Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, seemed to have more confidence in his words.

Although Lu Bu was shocked when he heard this, he also regretted that he had broken the soft first, which made it seem that he was losing at the starting line, as if he was afraid of fighting when he asked at the beginning.

"Let the horses come!" Lu Bu felt that using this sentence might be pulling back a game.

really hit, Xiang Yusa immediately stepped forward and shook the gun. Lu Bu Haidilao quickly added a sweep shot in the middle of the month. Xiang Yu quickly withdrew and held the overlord gun in his hand in front of the horse on his right to protect his ribs and the horse's belly. After all, I saw that Lu Bu's gun was coming this way, this is a master, and his moves and receptions are carried out at lightning speed.

Xiang Yu's move was exactly right, because it was Lu Bu who swept a shot, and Xiang Yu used the overlord gun to block it. You must know that this is four taels can be poured into a thousand catties, there is no problem with the overlord of Western Chu and the gun, and if there is a problem, it is still called the overlord of Western Chu? There is no problem with the gun, and if there is a problem, it is still called the overlord gun? Can horses also be said to be without problems? It's hard to say, this horse is spread out with four hooves, making a stool-shaped, like a person standing in the wind, a little leaning on the side of the fighting force, this is an experienced war horse.

Because in fact, you can only carry it hard, like a person standing in the wind, you have to be too lazy to control your body, and if you don't fall with the wind, you can fuck my mother. Of course, this is a joke, my mother is dirty, even if she is still alive, or as beautiful as a young woman, if you are really willing to take the time to fuck, I am not a turtle grandson if you support the eggs. Although this will be ridiculed by the world, I have done what I say, and I am proud.

It took only one round to fight for half an hour. Both sides were tired and sweaty, and each withdrew outside the plum blossom circle, while each was throwing away his armor. However, this is not to collect the troops, but to drink a sip of water, the armor is also redundant, there is no need to protect so much, kill the eggs if you die, and if you don't die, you will continue to fight tomorrow, you have to make a male and female.

Both fighters rushed into the hoop at the same time. Lu Bu sprinted forward with the Fang Tian Painting Halberd in his hand directly flat on the horse's head. Because this is a contest of skill and force, the two armies were like this in front of the formation, and today's strong confrontation has also determined that it can be so, which makes both sides doubly careful and show all their skills.

Xiang Yu didn't dare to touch head-on, so he ran to the side of the sitting horse under his crotch, running along the inner range of the plum blossom circle, in order to gradually form a mutual intersection. Of course, Lu Bu had to follow for a few laps.

At this time, Xiang Yu suddenly killed the return pistol in his hand. This is a trick brewed in the early stage by turning in circles. Lu Bu saw Xiang Yu kill the horse pistol, this is a trick, and he directly locked his throat to death.

What is Lu Bu in the people? What is a red rabbit in a horse? Lu Bu saw that Xiang Yu's return shot could not be recruited. sat down with his buttocks, the horse reacted quickly and squatted down, and Xiang Yu's return pistol went empty. Lu Bu stood in a positive shape with the horse, and the Fang Tian halberd in his hand was straight to Xiang Yu's right armpit.

scared Xiang Yu to the point of being terrified. The tip of the gun can't be withdrawn. You can only use the handle of the gun to dial out.

A wave of the Qiantang River passed, and the two horses ran away in the plum blossom circle. Good guy, like two mothers fighting, the beautiful one among the mother-in-law and young women is full of charm. The body is like a buffalo woman, and she has three thicknesses; The female man among the daughters-in-law and the daughter-in-law, who is afraid of whom?

It was really two tiger generals, who fought from nine o'clock in the morning until nearly night, leaving only the light of the day when they returned to the camp and would not go to the wrong place.

Lu Bu returned to the barracks and there were two women waiting for him, one was Diao Chan and the other was Athena.

After eating and drinking, Diao Chan came to the room and whipped him, Lu Bu drove Diao Chan to the underworld like a flower child, and said as soon as he opened his mouth: "Get out of your mother's eggs, die far." I was so tired that I was afraid to sleep and didn't have the strength to sleep. Don't say it's you, I'm afraid that now the beauty Helen, the first beauty in the world, can't afford to be hard, and she is so tired that she stinks to death, this dog's Xiang Yu really deserves to be the overlord of Western Chu. ”

Goose! As soon as she lay down, Athena waited for a ghost to crawl out of the darkness, she quietly lay down beside Lu Bu, stretched out her hand to hold Lu Bu's egg, and wanted to sneak attack Pearl Harbor and scare Lu Bu out of the sky.

"Who!" Because it was late at night, I couldn't see whether it was a person or a ghost.

"Athena." Athena herself was honest.

"Get out. Get out, get out! Get out of here. This is what Lu Bu thought of as soon as he came down from the battlefield: no one fucked B tonight.

As a high-level general, greed is okay, but he knows when it's a serious taboo. That is, before or after the Great War. Don't do it before the big war, because it will consume a lot of energy, and you will have no strength when you go to war. But there is also a superstitious saying that playing with women will bring disgust, which means unlucky.

Why can't it after the Great War? It's all the more obvious that people are tired of dying. If you continue to do stupid things one after another, you have to die of exhaustion in your stomach, just like the car itself is running out of gas, and then you go on the road to run a long distance, stop on the road before the village and not in the store, is it better to stop on the highway and sell B?

"Stingy, I won't eat you, I'll just touch a few." Athena is coaxing the child, is it really just a few touches? I'm afraid of right and wrong, and when I'm cold, I won't swallow you and scold me for 10,000 lifetimes.

"I don't know what the hell you're doing? You are selling hormones first, and when I buy your hormones, I can't control myself, and then you will make me into a fritter that falls into soy milk. "Lu Bu is speaking English, this is the romance of love.

"What does it mean to have fried dough sticks that fall into soy milk?" Goose, Athena also came to a knowingly asked, is this for fun?

"Chopsticks slip at both ends! I call you mother, and there will be a war tomorrow, so let me leave a little spirit, okay? Lu Bu thought of it when he collected the troops, he would definitely not play his sister tonight, and put the honor of defeating the opponent tomorrow first.

Athena knew that Lu Bu would not fall for her, so she had no choice but to do it. But Athena has become an active patient, and she can't do it without going east and west. She came to Xiang Yu's side again, because Athena is a fairy, and it is normal to say that she will get there when she goes.

"Tired, aren't you?" Athena said.

At this time, the overlord of Western Chu was drinking with his subordinates, unlike Lu Bu, who was afraid that women would be entangled to death, and he would go to sleep as soon as he finished eating.

"The beauty is here, come and have a drink!" Xiang Yu didn't dare to call Athena directly, because there were outsiders present, and it was inconvenient to expose the identity of the goddess.

Athena glanced at Xiang Yu and said politely: "Don't drink it, my husband is very tight, and he will be killed." ”

Athena went to help with the cooking.

"Overlord, who is this sister?" A lieutenant, already half-drunk, asked.

"It's a sitting platform on the flower floor, beautiful, isn't it?" Xiang Yu also drank two percent and kept the bottom line, but the online was extremely magnified, and he didn't dare to say that it was Athena, but it was okay to say that she was a seller of B, right? To show that I have the ability, because although this woman is a sitting on the table, she is beautiful, look, she came to help me cook, which makes me put on a more face!

"Overlord, you are a great general, it's not glorious to have an affair with a Qinglou woman, you have to get rid of this goods. You can't fuck B with this woman tonight, you have to fight tomorrow, you can't be evil. "Xiang Yu's subordinates really think that Xiang Yu is fooling around with this thing every day.

"Just kidding. I don't know I'm a general yet, but having an affair with a woman in the Qinglou doesn't necessarily mean that they are all people who are lower than the first class. "Xiang Yu doesn't think that the men who go to the Qinglou are all good or bad people.

It was already late enough for some time at night, and after the banquet was over, they each returned to their own accommodations. Xiang Yu slept in a relatively high-level place, in today's words, it was a private room, and he slept alone in a place.

Athena tiptoed to Xiang Yu's side again, but unlike Lu Bu, instead of reaching out to hold the egg directly, she whispered: "General, I'll lie down next to you and take a nap." ”

Athena said in the affirmative, didn't she say that I should take a nap next to you? If so, Xiang Yu has the right to say no. Goose, this is a dead festival, and you can't be dissolved. You can only say yes or default.

Xiang Yu took the acquiescence, this is to consider that it is better to default and say yes, just like a girl in love, she doesn't make a sound when you climb on her stomach, wait to see how much money you give after you are done, it is more satisfactory, and everyone is happy when you lift your pants and leave. Give less, or don't give a little, I'm sorry, I shouted that you are strong, rape.

Goose! Our Western Chu overlord had no choice but to acquiesce to the goddess Athena, which left himself a regression. Because if he had to go to a court-martialed in the future, it could be said that Athena was forcing him to marry him, or to play.

"Don't touch my hands, there will be a war tomorrow!" Xiang Yu also thought of this, it is important to fight for the first hero in the world, and this is not a piece of B.

"I won't eat you, I'm just touching a few, I'm addicted." Athena said.

"If you really want me to win against Lu Bu, you can go to Lu Bu now and let him you, I promise to suffocate him with one shot tomorrow!" Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, wants Athena to use color to harm Lu Bu, or it may be just casually talking, if he really won't hurt Lu Bu with his hands, this is the bottom line of Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu.

"I really don't favor anyone with respect to you two tiger generals, but I don't say anything, I just want to sleep peacefully by your side until dawn." Athena touched Xiang Yu's heart with her hand, and said in the gentlest voice. (To be continued.) )