Shi Kai smiled: "Ha! This is made up, right? Is the Jade Emperor so confused? ”

Zhang Zheng said: "What's so strange about this? In history, there are more confused emperors, and there are more bastard emperors, and the Jade Emperor, as their representative, is normal to have some bastard things. ”

Shi Kai said: "Brother Zhang's statement is indeed reasonable, isn't this how the so-called faint monarch came about? What a real dragon son, shit! Maybe my IQ is not as good as you and me? Shi Kai said with a smile.

Zhang Zheng said with a smile: "So, don't be superstitious about those who are the second generation of officials and the third generation of officials, in fact, in terms of IQ and ability, that is, ordinary people, they are just one who is prosperous, one person has attained the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven. ”

Zhang Daguan is talking nonsense, but the plan is fast for a while, but I didn't expect a few little beauties to be unhappy.

"I said Brother Zhang, what you said is not unreasonable, but we should also take into account our feelings, right? This 'chicken dog' is a bit too much. Cui Yingying said unhappily.

"Sister Yingying, what my brother just said is a bit too much of the truth, if it causes a few sisters to be unhappy, my brother sincerely apologizes, then change 'chicken dog' to 'whole family'." Zhang Zheng said.

"Okay, your brother Zhang is so virtuous, there is no door on his mouth, please forgive him, he is a human being, not a god, and the gods still have time to nap." Hu Manru and the mud road.

"Speaking of immortals, I think it's still unconvincing to talk about things. Immortals should be an emotionless group, they should have a high ideological consciousness, and Heavenly Court has strict heavenly rules, and there is no need for immortals to marry, so real immortals will not be as obscene as Zhu Bajie. Zhang Qian asked.

"Wrong! Trees and flowers are all affectionate, let alone fairies? If the gods have no feelings, then how did humans come to be? Fuxi and Nuwa, how did they become husband and wife? Zhang Zheng asked.

"Actually, strictly speaking, Fuxi and Nuwa are not gods, but ancient humans who lived on the Kunlun Mountains in ancient times. So, it's very normal for them to have feelings for each other. Cui Yingying said.

"Okay, Fuxi and Nuwa are not gods, so is the Jade Emperor an immortal?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Of course it's an immortal, he's not only an immortal, but he should be the head of an immortal." Cui Yingying said.

"May I ask who is the daughter of the Jade Emperor?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"The daughter of the Jade Emperor is a Seven Fairies, Brother Zhang, you don't even know this, right?" Cui Yingying said.

"Of course I know, since the Jade Emperor has a daughter, then the question comes, doesn't Heavenly Court have a heavenly rule that immortals can't get married? So where did these seven fairies come from? Zhang Zheng said.

"Ahh Yes? This Jade Emperor is too disagreeable, he is only allowed to pick up girls himself, and he is not allowed to marry others, isn't this a typical Marxist-Leninist flashlight? Zhang Qian said.

"I said Qianqian, what does this Marxist-Leninist flashlight mean?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"What else could it mean? It is to follow others only, not according to one's own will. To put it bluntly, it is Marxism-Leninism towards others and liberalism towards oneself. Zhang Qian said.

"I think it must be the Jade Emperor Lao'er who secretly gave birth to the Seven Fairies, he thought that others didn't know about the ugly things he had done, but he didn't hide it from me, a smart and invincible little beauty." Yu Li said with a smile.

"Hah! You stinky girl, this association is too rich, you should be the Jade Emperor and many current officials a virtue? Even you, a mortal, know that the Seven Fairies are the daughters of the Jade Emperor, can those immortals who can pinch and count still not know? Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"You can't even fall in love and get married, it seems that being a god is not a good thing?" Cui Yingying said.

"Therefore, there is a saying that 'I would rather be a mortal than a fairy', and even the supreme god emperor Shennong, looking at the lonely island of the saint Kongsang fairy, looked up to the sky and sighed: In vain, he is a god emperor, but he is not as good as a human couple! As said in a poem: Shili Ping Lake is full of green, and the hosta secretly cherishes the Chinese New Year. If the rain cover can protect each other, only envy the mandarin ducks and not the immortals. It shows that immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, so it is normal to peek at the scenery under the skirt. Zhang Zheng said.

"Such a fairy, at best, is a flower fairy, Brother Zhang doesn't really want to be this kind of immortal, peeking at the scenery under our skirts, right?" Cui Yingying said with a smile.

"I don't just want to do it, in fact, my brother has already done it! It's a wonderful world in there. Ha! Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Flicker, Brother Zhang, just flicker, I don't believe it?" Cui Yingying said with a smile.

"I said Sister Yingying, you really don't believe it?" Zhang Zheng asked.

"Of course I don't believe it, we have floor-length skirts to cover it, and unless you get in, you can't see the world inside the skirt." Cui Yingying said.

"Since Sister Yingying doesn't believe it, I have to say some characteristics of Sister Yingying to prove that my brother didn't speak. Sister Yingying, is it okay? Zhang Zheng asked Cui Yingying's opinion.