Chapter 346: Collect the Iron Fan
With Shen Han's joining, Tang Seng's journey to the west became extremely smooth. Originally, during the entire Journey to the West, Sun Wukong had to go to heaven and beg this and that because of the lack of magic weapons. But after Shen Han joined, all of them were smooth. Than the magic weapon? Whose magic weapon can be stronger than Shen Han's purple jade gourd now?! If you have a background, Shen Han will catch it. Without a background, Shen Han didn't speak, and it was solved with a sky-turning seal.
Unconsciously, a group of several people came to the vicinity of the Flame Mountain, Shen Han felt the heat slowly getting stronger, and naturally knew that the real trouble of this Journey to the West was coming. This Bull Demon King is Sun Wukong's sworn brother, but unfortunately before Shen Han joined, Sun Wukong got the red boy to Guanyin to be a good money boy, and this brotherhood is over. Even the princess with the iron fan hated Sun Wukong to the core, so naturally she wouldn't let them go so lightly.
Shen Han don't talk about it, a few years ago, Shen Han beat the Bull Demon King, and this beam came to an end. What made the Bull Demon King most angry was that Shen Han hit him on the day of his wedding to all the monsters. Thinking that he returned to Leiji Mountain with a blue nose and swollen face, all the monsters saw their ugly things. Although no monster dared to say it on the surface, they must have laughed in private.
If it weren't for estimating Shen Han's strength and his own face, the Bull Demon King might have taken the other five great saints to find trouble with Shen Han.
"Little worm." After hearing the cause and effect of the land, Sun Wukong said to Shen Han, "I was originally related to this Bull Demon King Iron Fan Princess, but last time I had a grudge because of their children. This relative can't do it, I'm going to borrow that fan, I'm afraid it will be self-defeating. Let's go, after all, you are a fresh face, and the iron fan is not bad, and it will definitely be lent to you! ”
"Nope." Shen Han shook his head with a wry smile, and told Sun Wukong about his grudge with the Bull Demon King.
The monkey was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. "Good you little worm, you can beat that brute like that. Hahaha. You are the only monster in the Three Realms who can rob the Bull Demon King of kisses! Ha ha! ”
"Don't laugh!" Shen Han kicked Sun Wukong, who was rolling on the ground, "Let's talk about what to do!" ”
"Actually, you don't have to worry." Sun Wukong stopped laughing and stood up, "That iron fan hates me to the bone because he cheated her child." But she doesn't have to have a grudge against you. That colored cow is not a seed of infatuation, and looking for a woman everywhere for three days has already hurt the heart of the iron fan. I heard that the two of them had separated, and they were just a letter of resignation from the Bull Demon King. You little worm is good-looking, but you can borrow a banana fan from the iron fan. ”
"Kind words?!" Shen Han immediately scolded in his heart, "Damn! Isn't this for me to be the bait? ”
However, Shen Han had no other way but to accept this "arduous" task. In fact, from the bottom of his heart, Shen Han's bad taste does have a little meaning.
"Hehe......" Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but laugh.
The maid not far away looked at that side strangely, and thought to herself: Madame has not been so happy for a long time, right?
Yes, the iron fan is happy. Because Shen Han from the 21st century understands women's mentality very well, his ability to tell jokes with those women in bars in his previous life has not been reduced at all. Princess Iron Fan didn't expect this Shen Han to be so humorous, coupled with her handsome face and things that helped her get angry, she was very polite to Shen Han.
"Shen Gongzi, you really make people likable." The iron fan leaned against the bench and said in a charming manner.
Shen Han wiped his sweat, "This is a human life!"
However, the iron fan in front of him has a beauty that is definitely not inferior to Bai Suzhen. What's more, the mature charm that costs people's lives makes Shen Han almost unable to hold it. Although Shen Han is a pervert, Shen Han has his own moral bottom line! Anyway, the iron fan is the wife of the Bull Demon King. Maybe their relationship is not good now, maybe the Bull Demon King once wanted to rob Bai Suzhen as his wife, which made Shen Han very annoyed! But Shen Han has his own insistence! If the Bull Demon King had already retired from the Iron Fan, Shen Han wouldn't mind eating the Iron Fan Princess now. However, they are still husband and wife in name! Although this kind of thing is not uncommon among youkai, it is even common among some gods! But Shen Han didn't want to, yes! He didn't want to!
"Sometimes." Princess Iron Fan suddenly opened her eyes, no longer having that charming look, "I'm strange! How did you hold back? ”
"Shen Han obviously knew that some of the expressions before this iron fan were deliberately pretended, so what was her purpose?
"Don't be surprised. I'm much stronger than the Ox, and I know where you're coming from from the moment you came in. Why come! Iron Fan smiled and tapped Shen Han's somewhat sweaty nose with his finger, "Originally, I should have fanned you out of 108,000 miles." It's just that you make me feel good. I didn't expect you to be so humorous and funny. I'm slowly reluctantly fanning you away. ”
"Madame"
The iron fan interrupted Shen Han, who wanted to explain, and said to himself: "I have a natural ability, that is, I can observe the mental fluctuations of people, gods and demons. From the moment you saw me, I saw a lot of bad thoughts. There are even some evil thoughts, but I'm curious why you haven't acted until now? ”
"Huh." Shen Han touched the fine sweat on his nose and felt a little chilled.
"Although I am not a chaste martyr, I have my insistence!" Princess Iron Fan coquettishly leaned on the bench, "If you had come in and done what you wanted, you might have been somewhere 108,000 miles away by now." But I'm curious, how did you hold back? ”
"Ma'am." Shen Han spread his hands very barely, "I'll be honest, you're very attractive to me!" However, although I, Shen Han, am an amorous person. But I also have my insistence, after all, you are still Mrs. Niu. As long as you're Mrs. Niu, I won't do anything! But there are still ideas after all, after all, people's thoughts are the most difficult to control! ”
"You're honest." Princess Iron Fan opened her eyes that had been pretending to sleep, "I'll borrow you a banana fan and let that Tang monk pass." You're good to go. ”
"Mrs. Xie." Shen Han took the fan and left without making any stops.
"It's a pity" Tie Fan looked at Shen Han's back in the distance, "It's a pity that I didn't meet Yunying when she was not married"
After passing the Flame Mountain more smoothly than expected, Shen Han followed Tang Seng and his party to continue their journey to the west. But I don't know, trouble is still coming to the door. But this trouble has nothing to do with Tang Seng.
"Big Brother Niu." Sun Wukong walked at the front of the team and saw the Bull Demon King at a glance. This Bull Demon King, dressed in golden chain mail, rode a crystal-avoiding spirit beast under the seat, and held a pair of ugin broadswords. He stopped in front of everyone with an unkind face.
"Who's your big brother!?" The Bull Demon King's face turned dark, "Ever since you harmed my child, you and I have broken off!" Get out of the way, I'm not here for you today! ”
"Black Bull!" Sun Wukong is not a good stubble, the Bull Demon King is not polite, naturally he has no good face, "You can't move this monk, don't be crooked!" ”
"Who said I was going to move this monk!?" The Bull Demon King exhaled heavily, "I'm here to find Shen Han, this bastard!" ”
"Looking for me?!" Shen Han, who had been silent all the time, walked out in surprise, "Bull Demon King, although you and I have known each other. But it seems that I don't have much to do with you."
"Who's in love with you!" The Bull Demon King roared angrily, raised his big knife and slashed over.
Sun Wukong immediately blocked it with a golden hoop stick: "Lust Niu, what is going on?" ”
"This bastard actually seduced my wife!?" The Bull Demon King yelled, "I'm going to chop him alive!" ”
Everyone was stunned, and Sun Wukong also withdrew the golden hoop stick and looked at Shen Han with a puzzled expression.
"Slow down!" Shen Han hurriedly took out the Absolute Immortal Sword to resist the attack of the Bull Demon King, and asked, "When did I seduce your wife!?" Don't talk nonsense, beware of me suing you for slander! ”
"You" The Bull Demon King trembled with anger and stopped and said, "Do you dare to answer my question?" ”
"Why don't you dare?!" Shen Han didn't do anything wrong, so he naturally responded.
"Did you pass by the Flaming Mountain to find the iron fan to borrow the banana fan?!"
"There's this!"
"Then did you spend nearly an hour alone with that slut when you borrowed the fan?"
"This" Shen Han thought for a while, and replied calmly, "There is such a thing!" ”
"Then you still say you didn't seduce that slut?!" The Bull Demon King raised his knife and was about to fight.
"Wait!" Shen Han hurriedly stopped, "It's very speculative that I want to talk to Princess Iron Fan, how can I do such a trivial thing?" ”
"You're still going to quibble!?" The Bull Demon King said angrily, "If you didn't seduce this slut, how could she be willing to borrow a banana fan with you!?" I'm going to kill you today! ”
"Little bug, is there such a thing?" Sun Wukong on the side also frowned and asked, it seems that he is also very concerned about what the truth is.
"You dead monkey!" Shen Han jumped up angrily, "You're afraid that you'll offend the Bull Demon King and his wife, and you're afraid that the iron fan won't lend you a banana fan." But let me borrow it! I borrowed it, and you're suspicious of me now! You don't want to think about it, if you don't ask me to go, how can I be saddled with this black cauldron?! ”
"I believe in you!" Sun Wukong nodded, "Lust Niu, don't think that everyone is the same as you. Although the little insect is not serious, he will not do that shameless thing! ”
"You ......" the Bull Demon King trembled with anger, "I'll kill you to accompany that slut!" ”
"What?!" Shen Han suddenly raised the Absolute Immortal Sword to block the Bull Demon King's double swords, "What happened to the Iron Fan Princess?" ”
"You still say you have nothing to do with that slut!"
"I really didn't have anything to do with her!" Shen Han said calmly, "I don't deny that I have something in mind about Princess Iron Fan!" However, I have my insistence! I've never denied what I've done! Say, what the hell did you do with the iron fan?! ”
"I'll cut her into pieces," the Bull Demon King said viciously.
"I want you dead!" Shen Han was furious, raised the peerless immortal sword and killed him.
Sun Wukong quickly understood the cause and effect of this incident, so he decided not to help each other. In his opinion, as long as Shen Han did not violate his moral standards, then the whole thing was just a matter of jealousy. He was also very aware of Shen Han's strength, and Shen Han, who possessed the Peerless Immortal Sword, had surpassed himself. The Bull Demon King was definitely not Shen Han's opponent, and the magic weapon that the Bull Demon King could have helped was not in his hand, so he was naturally not an opponent.
After a long time, one of the horns of the Bull Demon King was cut in half by Shen Han. The pain made the Bull Demon King scream, his eyes were blood-red, and his mana had reached the Heaven Swallowing level. But Shen Han was not afraid, after picking off the Bull Demon King's double knives and cutting off one of his horns. Shen Han put away the Absolute Immortal Sword, used Sanda Tricks, and greeted the Bull Demon King with a raindrop-like fist.
It wasn't until the Bull Demon King finally didn't even have the strength to scream that Shen Han stopped. Not to mention, although the Bull Demon King is extremely injured. Shen Han's attack power was also extremely powerful, but the Bull Demon King was not worried about his life.
"That's enough." Sun Wukong stopped Shen Han's urge to kill the Bull Demon King, "That Iron Fan Princess's mana is not under the Bull Demon King, he must have been angry when he said this just now." I don't think he has that ability. ”
"Then I'll take a look." Shen Han flew towards the Flame Mountain in a flash.
"Lustful cow." Sun Wukong looked at the Bull Demon King who was panting on the ground and said, "You really accompanied your wife this time and broke the army again!" I don't think Shen Han seduced his sister-in-law, at most he was just a little affectionate. But after this stirring, they will really be together! ”
"You are rare for me," the Bull Demon King scolded, but he also regretted it a little in his heart. Without the help of Princess Iron Fan, she may not be able to keep her name as the number one demon in the world.
It is said that Shen Han came to the cave of the Iron Fan Princess without any breath, and came to the cave without calling the little demon to pass it on. What caught my eye was a beautiful woman sleeping on a bench with red eyes. And under the bench was a piece of paper on which the words were written.
Shen Han picked it up lightly and looked at it, it was actually a letter of resignation written by the Bull Demon King to the iron fan. In the book, it is clearly told that the Bull Demon King has notified the world to suspend her. Shen Han sighed secretly and shook his head.
"Who is it?!" The Iron Fan Princess, who had already cultivated at the Heaven Swallowing level, was awakened by this sigh, but saw Shen Han lingering in her mind, "It's you"
"It's me!"
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm coming to see you"
“”
Princess Iron Fan stood up and said with a sad smile: "He finally wrote a letter of resignation. However, I didn't expect this to be the reason. ”
“”
"Let's go."
"What are you going to do in the future?"
"Accompanied by green lights, lonely."
Shen Han suddenly hugged the Iron Fan Princess from behind: "I won't let you be lonely." ”
"Can't ......"
"Why not?!" Shen Han turned the iron fan around and looked at her face, "I had concerns before, because you are the wife of the Bull Demon King!" Now that he's divorced you, you don't belong to him anymore! Then I can!! ”
"But I'm already broken...... Iron Fan buried his head in Shen Han's arms and said softly.
"Huh." Shen Han chuckled, "I, Shen Han, am also a merry person, and I will not be inferior to that Bull Demon King!" However, I won't disappoint any woman I like! Neither will you! After speaking, he kissed the lips of the Iron Fan Princess.
A night of wind and rain is not enough for outsiders.
With the same sky-swallowing strength, Shen Han would no longer have any care. This body, which has been guarded for more than 500 years, is completely handed over to Princess Iron Fan this time. He also took the iron fan to Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing in his spare time and let them meet. After clarifying the relationship between several people, Shen Han was ready to keep up with Tang Seng's team.
Although Xiaoqing was a little reluctant, Bai Suzhen's generosity and the kindness of Princess Iron Fan made the girls get along happily quickly. Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing also moved to the Flaming Mountain to live after Su Bodhi's consent. Similarly, Iron Fan also began to practice the "Nine Grades of Heavenly Trapping" and moved towards the realm of chaos.
"Alright, wives. I have to go. Shen Han looked at the three women in front of him affectionately, just yesterday, he did the other two women! Because even Xiaoqing has become a heaven-swallowing level, Shen Han naturally has no worries. After a night of madness, several people officially got married.