Everyone knows that Shen Han, a free-spirited Taoist, has three wives! As for the Tao name of Xiaoyao, it was said by Su Bodhi, and it is said that it was given by Hongjun. After the journey to the west, Shen Han is going to meet this teacher who has not met.

From afar, I saw two monkey-dressed Monkey Kings fighting.

"True or Fake Monkey King?!" The corners of Shen Han's mouth turned upwards and he came to the middle of the two monkeys.

"Stop!"

"Shen Han, you came just in time, since this fake dares to pretend to be my grandson!?"

"Nonsense! I'm the real one!! ”

"I'm real!"

"I'm real! You are a fake! ”

"Stop!" Shen Han can't let them fight endlessly, I already know which of you is true and who is false!

"Really?!" The two monkeys asked at the same time.

"I'll take my time." Shen Han found a place to sit down, "There are four monkeys in heaven and earth, not in the five elements, not in the ten categories, outside the three realms and six realms, born with it." The first is the Lingming stone monkey, through change, knowing the sky, knowing the location, moving the stars and changing the bucket. The second is the Akajiri horse monkey, Xiao Yin and Yang, knows personnel, is good at entering and exiting, and avoids death and prolongs life. The third is the gibbon monkey, taking the sun and the moon, shrinking thousands of mountains, distinguishing the blame, and playing with the world. The fourth is a six-eared macaque, good at listening to sounds, able to perceive, know before and after, and everything is clear. ”

Seeing that one of the monkey's eyes flashed, Shen Han knew in his heart which one was true and which one was false.

"Sun Wukong is the first kind of Lingming stone monkey, and the other Chijiri horse monkeys and gibbon monkeys are also one of the seven sages, and I think Sun Wukong also knows him. Only these six-eared macaques they don't know, they also jumped out of the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, and they were born with great talent. Shen Han turned his head to the other monkey, he had already determined who the six-eared macaque was, "I don't know why you want to replace Sun Wukong?" You know, your essence is not inferior to this monkey. ”

"You're amazing!" At this time, the six-eared macaque showed its true body, and I saw a monkey that was seven points similar to Sun Wukong appearing, but obviously had six ears. "You can actually know where I came from!"

Sun Wukong was about to fight, but Shen Han stopped with a smile. "I know that you were born with natural cultivation, but you have a lot of mana that you have figured out by yourself. You were born at the same time as this monkey, but you are a little disdainful of him. Why don't I take you to Patriarch Subodhi to learn supernatural powers, and you two will become brothers and sisters, and there will be no more disputes. ”

The six-eared macaque is not stupid, and some of his reckless behavior at first secretly regretted it. So he nodded and agreed with Shen Han's suggestion.

Shen Han didn't care about Sun Wukong's dissatisfaction, and took the six-eared macaque to the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain. Shen Han knew that the four great spirit monkeys in heaven and earth, two monkeys thought they were big demons and refused to accept education. And Sun Wukong was accepted by Buddhism after a mistake, that is, no matter how great his achievements are in the future, he is also a person of Buddhism. And these six-eared macaques are naturally inferior to the other three monkeys, and they just teach Su Bodhi to educate them, and they can make up the number of spiritual monkeys in the Taoist sect.

The six-eared macaque followed Shen Han to bring the three-star cave of the slanting moon, and Su Bodhi really did not mean to refuse Shen Han. And he was very surprised and happy by the arrival of the six-eared macaque, and it seemed that he was able to teach another Monkey King.

"After I finish my studies, I'll be messed with you!" Before leaving, the six-eared macaque grabbed Shen Han's sleeve and said.

"Then I'll thank Xuankong first." Shen Han smiled and went back to the west.

In this way, Shen Han turned into a super thug again. Later, he Shen Han took two monkeys and made a big fuss among the gods, which became a momentary joke.

Shen Han felt the corners of his mouth twitch violently, and obviously felt that the black line on his head was further expanding. What is the reason?! The reason is that Tang Seng, who has always been dissatisfied with Shen Han's arrangement, has an accident again!

The least favorite thing about the entire Journey to the West Tang Seng is Shen Han, because originally this team completely belonged to the team of Buddhism, but Shen Han, who was a Daomen, came over. Tang Seng was already disliked, not to mention that Shen Han's attitude towards him was not good, very bad! There was already a monkey who refused to obey discipline, but now that Shen Han is here again, this team is even more difficult to lead!

No, Shen Han sent the six-eared macaque to Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, and our Elder Tang urged the disciples to go first. It's good to die or not, not far away is the daughter country of Xiliang. In the same way, our Elder Tang drank the water of the Zimu River.

In fact, this kind of thing would not have happened, Shen Han found and repeatedly told Sun Wukong Zhu Bajie about the problem of this Zimu River. But Tang Seng has a hard temper, and he doesn't like Shen Han very much, so he can't listen to the persuasion of his apprentices at all. He felt thirsty on the Zimu River, and several apprentices refused to fetch him water. Tang Seng angrily drank a scoop of himself, but he felt very uncomfortable, and only blamed Shen Han for taking his disciple.

But at night, Tang Seng knew that he was wrong, and he was wrong! Shen Han's words came true! Originally, in the original work, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie drank the water of the Zimu River together, but the reality was that only Tang Seng drank the water of the river without listening to Shen Han's persuasion. Originally, this was not an unsolvable problem, but it was a great thing to go to that broken hole and beat the fetal spring. Anyway, that Ruyi True Immortal has no ability, he and Sun Wukong can just go to one of them.

But the problem is that now that spring water has dried up, God knows why the fountain that has not withered for thousands of years actually dried up at this time?! Looking at it now, Shen Hanke really has nothing to do. Shen Han, who felt that the situation was severe, had a black face for a long time and thought of a way to come.

But the monkey hid to the side and only laughed, and anyone could see the schadenfreude.

"I said monkey, don't laugh." Shen Han grabbed Sun Wukong, who was laughing on the side, "This is a big deal!" What we are protecting is that Tang Seng went to the west to learn scriptures. It's good now, seeing that this monk is about to give birth. Once born, how are we good?! Do you want to continue this journey to the west? I don't want to do it all over again! ”

Sun Wukong also realized that the situation was indeed stricter than imagined, and he was so anxious that he grabbed his gills. I don't have the mood to watch the play just now: "Then what do you say?!" ”

"What to do?! Chilled salad! While there is still a little time, you go to the Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly, and I will go to the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain. I think Buddhism and Taoism should be able to solve it if they think of a way together!? ”

Sun Wukong tilted his head and thought about it, so he had to do it. Guanyin Bodhisattva, who wants to come here to preside over the journey to the west, should have a way, and if he doesn't become a Bodhi teacher, he should also have some means.

In fact, they don't know that the saint's side is also messed up. Originally, Shen Han's participation in the Journey to the West was a reason, and the later fruits had already been calculated. Shen Han's complaint to Tang monk and apprentice Zimuquan had already been known by the Sage Gate, and there was no fuss. Although in the wordless heavenly book in the thirty-three heavens, there appeared "the spring of the birth is dry, the son and mother river are dry, the yin and yang are reunited, and a country is opened." Sixteen words. The saints also thought that the daughter country was a family, but they never thought that they would actually pull Tang Seng in.

"Huh." The first beauty of the Three Realms, who had been paying attention to this matter in the Moon Palace, finally couldn't help laughing, "Not for the son of man, not for the son of the Buddha." I wonder what those monks and Taoist priests are going to do? Teacher Hongjun probably didn't expect such a thing to happen, right? But this Shen Han is quite interesting."

When Shen Han returned to Tang Seng's residence dejectedly, he heard a baby's cry. "Holy! Tang Seng really gave birth to this doll! ”

A few people in this group looked at the baby in their hands and began to be in a daze. Guanyin Bodhisattva has been here, but after looking at it for a while, he shook his head and said that he went to Lingshan to find a way. Su Bodhi didn't come at all, and directly told Shen Han that there was no way.

Tang Seng regretted it in his heart, he knew that this Zimu River was really like what Shen Han said, why did he drink this water?! Now, a dignified monk actually gave birth to a big fat boy! This is really the first joke in heaven and earth!

"This" Sun Wukong looked at the cute baby, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "What is this called!?" ”

Shen Han also felt a little funny, and began to admire those screenwriters in Xiangjiang in his heart. I don't know how they thought of it, Tang Seng gave birth to a son? It seems that I have watched it in a TV series about Journey to the West in Xiangjiang, and at that time, Shen Han was about to be laughed down by this plot, and he only felt that these screenwriters were full of spoof ability. I didn't expect it to come true at a different time!?

Shen Han sometimes feels that this world is too much, Bai Suzhen actually appeared before Journey to the West, Princess Iron Fan was pried over by Shen Hanshun, and now it is even more outrageous, Tang Seng gave birth to a son!

"Senior brother, this?" Zhun Ti is also a big one or two things to Guanyin, you must know that this Zimu Spring was formed in the chaotic period, and it is a rare outlier in heaven and earth. There is no way except for the Falling Birth Spring, who knows that the Falling Birth Spring actually withered at this time. Looking at the meaning in the book of heaven, it seems that this Zimu River will not be completed soon.

"Oh no. Oh no! There was nothing he could do, and he smiled bitterly.

At the same time, a lot of changes have taken place in the daughter country. In the past, Zimuhe, who only gave birth to girls and not men, gave birth to half of men and half of women this time! And the water level of the Zimu River continues to drop, and it seems that it will dry up completely in a few years.

Just when everyone was at a loss, Nuwa appeared.

"The spring of the birth is dry, the river of the mother and the child is dry, the yin and yang will meet again, and a country will be opened together." Nuwa revealed her true identity and said to all those who worshipped her.

"Xiliang's daughter country is an outlier in the world. It is necessary to know that yin and yang are out of tune, how can all things be born? Nuwa said to the king of Xiliang's daughter country, "The Zimu River will dry up in three years, and the water will reappear in ten years, but it will no longer be effective!" Xiliang Daughter Country will be renamed Xiliang Kingdom, and from then on, Yin and Yang will be reconciled and shared for eternity! ”

"Respect the Niangniang Decree!"

"Wait." Shen Han saw that Nuwa was about to leave, so he hurriedly went over, "Niangniang." I don't know, this Tang monk's son"

"Tang Seng's son is given the surname Tang and will be the king of Xiliang Kingdom. Adopted for the current queen, you can continue to travel west. ”

"Xie Niangniang mentions!" Shen Han was overjoyed, it seemed that the bigwigs above had discussed everything.

"You're Shen Han, right?" Nuwa asked with a smile.

"Exactly!" Shen Han replied respectfully. For this meritorious and sanctified Nuwa, Shen Han still has great respect.

"You, good, good!" Nuwa watched it for a while and left with a smile.

Shen Han couldn't figure it out, he didn't know what this "very good, very good" meant.

Lingyun Xiandu, as the name suggests.

But it is a living water about eight or nine miles wide, the waves are rolling and flying, halfway up the mountain, the smoke is confused, and it deserves the word "flying".

There was only one single-plank bridge over the river, which was so smooth that it was covered with moss.

The Tang monk couldn't speak, looking at the single-plank bridge, thinking that he had no ability to go, but when he saw that the monkey and the other two, and even the dragon horse, all had access to the bridge, no one paid attention to him, and his heart couldn't help but be angry, but he was helpless.

At this moment, he saw a man and a boat flash under the bridge, and shouted, "Go to the crossing, go to the crossing!" ”

When Shen Han saw this, basically this journey to the west was over. As a person of the Daomen, Shen Han must not need to go to the Leiyin Ancient Temple, the Daxiong Treasure Palace, and it will be over if he is sent here!

"Monkeys." Shen Han said to Sun Wukong, "My mission to Lingshan is over, after all, I am not a member of Buddhism, and I don't need to go there to receive the gift." ”

"That's fine." Sun Wukong naturally knew that Shen Han really had no reason to continue to go up, after all, the next thing was a matter of Buddhism, and it had nothing to do with blessing mankind.

"It's over." Shen Han, who had left the Spirit Mountain, was reading aimlessly and wandering around, he was not in a hurry to go back to the Flame Mountain first, and walked around with nothing to do. After a while, Shen Han could clearly feel that the merits on his body had increased rapidly.

"Damn!" Shen Han didn't expect that he would gain so much merit on this trip, and it seemed that the karma offset by this merit was enough to be used for sanctification. After sanctification, there is no knot of karma, and merit is of little use.

"Aha!?" Shen Hanzheng glanced at the market below boredly, and a familiar scene was imprinted in his mind. "Ning Caichen?! Isn't this a Chinese ghost story? That Taoist priest?! Damn, it's Yan Chixia!? Interesting! It's so much fun! ”

Shen Han didn't expect that he would encounter the Legend of the White Snake two hundred years ago, and two hundred years later, he would take a trip to the west. Just finished Journey to the West, he actually ran into A Chinese Ghost Story by him! You must know that there are three major love myths and legends in China that have been repeatedly said by the world: one is the Cowherd and Weaver Girl who are in love with immortals, and the ending is very tragic, and in the end they can only get together once on Qixi Festival. The second is the legend of the white snake of ladyboy love, and there are many legends about the ending, some good and some bad. However, in this life, Shen Han was completely destroyed, so forget it good. The last one is a Chinese ghost story that people and ghosts love, and the ending has been adapted by many people, but in the end it is still a comedy. As for the other Baolian lanterns, the seven fairies or something, they are not as pure as these three stories, and they have a far-reaching impact.

I don't have any ideas about Nie Xiaoqian and Shen Han, and the change of the White Snake is because of Shen Han's curiosity about the legendary White Lady, and secondly, because he is not very satisfied with the ending and wants to change. And this Chinese ghost ghost didn't have too many things that Shen Han felt needed to change, and the whole process was thrilling and dangerous! It's just that Shen Han wants to enter the plot to watch this love myth.

Lanruo Temple, one of the main places where the whole story takes place. Shen Han came here very early, and sure enough, he felt a strong demonic aura and resentment, thinking that many people had died unjustly here, but he could feel these two breaths, and he had to be above the heavens. Sure enough, before nightfall, Ning Caichen came here.

"This son." Ning Caichen didn't expect that someone would arrive one step ahead of him, "Xiaosheng came to this town to collect the bill, but now that it is getting late, I want to come to Lanruo Temple to spend the night." I didn't expect Childe to be one step ahead of me, I don't know if I can share a room? ”

"Come in." Shen Han smiled, "This Lanruo Temple is very big, you just need to find a clean room!" ”

"Thank you, Childe!" Ning Caichen saw that Shen Han was not embarrassed by him, and walked in very happily.

Not long after, Yan Chixia also came to Lanruo Temple. Yan Chixia was not as pedantic as Ning Caichen, and she was not polite to Shen Han at all, so she went in directly.

"Wait!" Shen Han didn't plan to let him go like this.

"What do you want?" Yan Chixia had already seen the other swords on Shen Han's waist, so she naturally had some plans for Shen Han.

"Are you Yan Chixia?"

"It's!"