Chapter 14: A Humble Explanation
The tofu that Captain Bird had already sandwiched into his mouth, but in the end he still couldn't get it into his mouth. Everyone was completely disappetized by Meng Wei and Yang Tao, and Captain Lao Bird had to look at the leftovers on the table with regret and settle the bill painfully.
Not long after the three of them returned to the dormitory, another member of the dormitory, Xiaopang, also ended the day in the Internet café and returned to the dormitory. At this time, he was sitting on the stool, looking at Meng Wei and Yang Tao with a suspicious expression, since he returned to the dormitory, these two people have taken turns to occupy the bathroom in the dormitory, which directly led to the fact that the little fat classmate has not been able to complete the usual foot washing work until now.
Of course, Chubby is a nickname based on his body type, and he still has a big name called Chen Jingjing.
"What's wrong with the two of them?" Xiaopang asked Chen Chufan, who was sitting at the table, meditating, suspiciously.
"I don't know, it's been like this since dinner in the evening, and I asked them if they had eaten anything unclean. They won't say it! Chen Chufan bit his pen and replied, at this time he was writing a review to be handed over to Lao Xiao.
Yang Tao walked out of the toilet with a sad face under the urging of Meng Wei, and judging from his unfinished expression, the inventory in his stomach was still not completely emptied.
"Yang Tao, did you and Meng Wei go to Dadongmen to eat seafood without telling us today!" Seeing that he couldn't get an answer from Chen Chufan, Xiaopang turned to ask the person concerned.
"I didn't eat the seafood, but I ate a lot of fresh food. What do you think? Are you interested, I'll take you to eat tomorrow! Yang Tao replied weakly.
"Fox fairy?" It is said that the little fat man has always been particularly sensitive to the word "fox fairy", because his grandfather has used "fox fairy" to scare him since he was a child, every time the little fat is disobedient, his grandfather will say, you have to be well-behaved, and if you are not obedient, the fox fairy will come to arrest you, which directly makes the little fat have a psychological shadow on the word fox fairy. So after hearing Yang Tao say the word Huxian 2, he immediately became nervous.
When Chen Chufan understood what Yang Tao meant, he put down the pen in his hand, turned his head, and looked at Yang Tao suspiciously.
"By the way, you came back so late in the afternoon to go to Nanhu?" Chen Chufan's inquiring gaze made Yang Tao, who felt that he had said the wrong thing, embarrassed.
"Oops, here it is again, I want to go to the toilet!" Saying that, Yang Tao stood up, rushed to the door of the toilet again, and began to urge Meng Wei.
Seeing this, Xiaopang stood up and threw a sentence, "I'll go to the next bedroom first, and wash my feet by the way." He rushed out of the dormitory.
"What the hell is going on with you two?" Seeing Xiaopang walk out of the bedroom, Chen Chufan simply rushed to the door of the bathroom in the bedroom and asked.
Just as Meng Wei came out of the toilet, when he heard Chen Chufan's question, his dark face turned a little red.
"It's nothing, I just like to play with it!" Meng Wei said coolly, and then bypassed Chen Chufan and returned to the dormitory.
"Boss, I admire you! I look up to you! Pulling and playing can make you weak! You're ruthless! Chen Chufan followed Meng Wei back to the dormitory, and said with a smile behind him.
In fact, Chen Chufan already had some speculations in his heart, he suspected that Meng Wei and Yang Tao had been having diarrhea because of their performance today, and they went to Nanhu to make a name for themselves, but they still needed to be verified. However, it was impossible to get anything valuable from Meng Wei's mouth, so Chen Chufan sat quietly on his stool again, waiting for Yang Tao to come out.
After a while, Yang Tao also returned to the bedroom with a pale face holding his stomach.
"Yang Tao, you and the boss didn't go back to the dormitory directly in the afternoon, so the two of us won't go swimming in Nanhu together!" Chen Chufan pretended to ask casually.
"Swim your sister's swim! It's not that you don't know that the boss is a landlubber, and we just poured a bottle of Nanhu water by ourselves! It's the kind of mineral water bottle that was given out in today's basketball game! Yang Tao replied without thinking about it.
"Damn, you were still saying this morning that the water in the South Lake stinks so much that the fish will roll their eyes if they accidentally choke on it, and you dare to drink a whole bottle!" Chen Chufan said with a smile and a smile.
In fact, Yang Tao's answer proved Chen Chufan's guess and made Chen Chufan stunned. He thought that the two of them might have done something in Nanhu, but he really didn't expect that the two of them would dare to fill a bottle of water in Nanhu Lake! He knew that he was different from before, it seemed to be like the adventures in the martial arts novels he read when he was a child, but he was not sure what kind of adventure he was, what state he was in now, and whether it was a blessing or a curse. So he began to turn his brain quickly, wanting to make all his abnormalities feel normal to Meng Wei and Yang Tao. Otherwise, how else would he get along with the two? And how to explain all this? For example, this time, the two of them imitated themselves to drink Nanhu water, what a lot of courage!
"It's not because of you!" Yang Tao looked at Chen Chufan with resentment, and then said: "Aren't we going to drink it just because you jumped into the lake once and became more powerful than a Super Saiyan!" ”
"Don't talk about us, you instigated me to drink!" Hearing Yang Tao's words, Meng Wei retorted.
Yang Tao was anxious when he heard Meng Wei's words, and hurriedly said: "Obviously we went to drink together, why do you want me to drink it!" Boss, you have no conscience! ”
"You drink it first, and then tell me that the water is sweet and I'll drink it!" Meng Wei said confidently.
"Boss, do you believe me when I say the water is a little sweet? I also said that it might be better for us to swim around the lake, why don't you swim! Yang Tao was furious and argued loudly.
Chen Chufan saw that the two were arguing, and hurriedly interjected: "Anyway, isn't the water in Nanhu really a little sweet!" ”|
"You should be Nongfu Spring! Stinks, of course! Where will it be a little sweet! Besides, you tasted it first, why did you ask us! Yang Tao said depressedly.
Before Chen Chufan could explain, he had fainted before entering the water, and before he tasted it at all, Meng Wei spoke again. Today, Meng Wei has more rare words.
"Then you said it was sweet!" Meng Wei continued to raise the bar again!
"I didn't say that at the time, would you drink with me? Besides, you don't know if the water in Nanhu Lake is sweet or smelly! I think you are angry because you let Chen Chufan know that the two of us ran to drink Nanhu water! Yang Tao said unceremoniously.
While the two were talking, Chen Chufan also thought of his words. In order not to make the two brothers think that after jumping into the lake, they have become abnormal, so they can only fool them! So Chen Chufan opened his mouth and said: "I said that you two won't go to the Nanhu water because of my dunk in the afternoon!" Your imagination is too rich, isn't it? Even if you have a rich imagination, your Marxist-Leninist [***] ideas have been learned in vain, you can become a superman by drinking dirty water, you should make movies! ”
"Then how did you suddenly dunk?" After listening to Chen Chufan's words, Yang Tao asked.
Chen Chufan said shamelessly: "Actually, I was able to dunk when I was in high school!" ”
"What, you were able to dunk in high school?" Yang Tao looked incredulous, "You were able to dunk when you were in high school, why didn't you dunk one when we went to the basketball team to sign up!" Anyway, at that time, you can't make Captain Bird shocked! You can definitely mix with the main force! And be a substitute with me! ”
Although Meng Wei didn't speak, Chen Chufan saw it, and he was also puzzled. So Chen Chufan hurriedly explained: "There must be a reason for that!" First, although I can dunk but not every time I can succeed well, when the state is good, it would be good to dunk ten times and succeed one or two, this afternoon, I also feel that the state is super good, so good that the small universe is about to explode, I just tried it, who thought that it would succeed once! Second, I play basketball that is a better bounce, I can occasionally dunk successfully, dribbling, shooting, not very good, even the boss can't compare, even if the dunk is successful at that time to become the main force, I can't dunk it during the game, I don't show the bottom all of a sudden, and the main position is not the same and can't be kept! ”
After listening to Chen Chufan's explanation, the two nodded secretly, which seemed to sound a little reasonable. But Yang Tao was obviously not so easy to fool, and then asked: "Then why have we never seen you try to deduct the blue!" ”
"It's not that you don't know, I've always been very low-key before, and high-profile things like dunks are too showy, of course I tried it occasionally when I was alone!" Chen Chufan sighed and continued to explain.
Although Chen Chufan's reason is very far-fetched, Meng Wei and Yang Tao really believe it. Because Chen Chufan has always been such a low-key person. For example, Chen Chufan's grades have always been better, and Lao Xiao wants Chen Chufan to be a class cadre or something! As a result, Chen Chufan was insubordinate, and even refused to be an idle cadre like the life committee!
Another example is the fact that Chen Chufan got the school's first-class scholarship in his freshman year. When other children get scholarships, they are showing off everywhere, for fear that others will not know. But Chen Chufan was the only one who never mentioned this to anyone, and Yang Tao and Meng Wei learned about it from Lao Xiao by chance.
Not only that, not long after the scholarship was issued, the children in the dormitory next door were ignorant. took a third-class scholarship of 600 yuan, and showed off everywhere in the whole dormitory, and even ran to their dormitory. It happened that there were only Chen Chufan and Meng Wei in the dormitory that day, and the child was boasting endlessly in the dormitory for more than 10 minutes, Chen Chufan was stunned and didn't say a word, and he didn't mention that he had won a first-class scholarship of 2,000 yuan, and Meng Wei was studying chess at the time, and he didn't pay attention to the child. Finally, after the kid showed off, when he was about to walk out of the dormitory, he said proudly: "You also have to work hard, study hard, and one day you can get a scholarship." ”
This sentence happened to be heard by Yang Tao, who had just walked to the door of the dormitory, and Yang Tao, who didn't know the situation, asked in surprise: "Do you have to wait until one day to get the scholarship?" Didn't Chen Chufan in our dormitory already get a first-class scholarship? ”
The child who said the word was dumbfounded. Gray ran back to his bedroom.
And Yang Tao walked in the door inexplicably, and when he heard Meng Weizhi tell about the incident, he also gave a comment at the time: "Our family Chen Chufan is everything else, but it is really low-key to the point of outrageous!" ”
Because of this, the two of them were convinced of Chen Chufan's words that they never dunked in front of them because they didn't want to be in the limelight.
"Then why don't you keep a low profile? When you're high-profile, can't you just let us know in advance? Damn, I was stupid enough to pour a belly of Nanhu water! I'm not wronged! After listening to Chen Chufan's explanation, Yang Tao wanted to cry without tears.