Chapter 13: The Destroyed Dinner
As soon as the three of them cleaned up, the captain of the old bird led the basketball team members to the 302 dormitory.
As soon as he entered the door, the captain of the old bird first walked to Meng Wei's side, inquired about Meng Wei's injury, and after hearing Meng Wei say that it was no longer in the way, he walked to Chen Chufan's side, grabbed Chen Chufan's hand enthusiastically, and said emotionally: "Brother, I always thought I was low-key enough, I really didn't expect you to be more low-key than me!" How can you hide deeper than I am? I knew you still had a stunt at dunking, how dare I throw you on the bench! ”
Captain Old Bird was talking in his mouth, and his hand kept shaking Chen Chufan's hand back and forth, until Chen Chufan's tiger's mouth, which was already not painful, began to hurt again.
Chen Chufan hurriedly withdrew his hand from Captain Old Bird's hand, and kept saying politely: "Where, where!" Jiang is still old and spicy, I am a newcomer, how dare I compete for a position with a veteran. Captain, don't bury me! ”
Chen Chufan knows very well that he has a few brushes, and he is an amateur on the court, and it is a great luck to be selected into the basketball team, where do you dare to ask for any main position. Especially today's dunk, Chen Chufan himself hasn't figured out how to do it, and he is not even sure if he can do it again, so he naturally wants to lower his figure.
Hearing Chen Chufan's words, Captain Lao Bird immediately turned around and said to several junior team members behind him: "How about it, I said it a long time ago!" Xiao Chen is an authentic person, and he will definitely not rob a few of you for the main position. Look at your thoughts! It's really a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain! After hanging the book bag, Captain Old Bird turned his head to Chen Chufan and said, "But Xiao Chen, you can't be too modest, don't you see that your boss Meng Wei is injured?" For the rest of the Nanhu Cup games, you will replace Meng Wei as the main force first! ”
The three people behind Captain Old Bird suddenly had relieved expressions on their faces, and they all stepped forward to congratulate Chen Chufan,
However, Yang Tao on the side was not happy to hear the words of Captain Old Bird. Speaking of the relationship between the three, Meng Wei is the boss, he is the second, Chen Chufan is the third, and Yang Tao is the first substitute in the ranking of the basketball team, why is the boss injured, but the position of the main force was taken away by Chen Chufan. So Yang Tao hurriedly interjected: "I said Brother Liang, what about me?" In other words, I'm the first substitute in the history department! You can't favor one over the other! ”
"Haha, don't worry, the main position will be there. I'll tell you the good news, just now the school made a decision, the law school was disqualified from the South Lake Cup, and we directly qualified. Happy today! Let's go, brothers, go have a drink! I'm in for a treat! Hearing Yang Tao's words, Captain Old Bird snorted and diverted the topic.
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After going out from the East Second Gate of North China University, the right row of stores is full of all kinds of small restaurants, the taste of the dishes is OK, and the price is fair, so the class reunion of North China University will choose here. And Captain Lao Bird is a frequent customer of a restaurant called Sichuan here. So a group of seven people came to this Sichuan-style restaurant under the leadership of Captain Lao Bird.
After saying hello to the owner of the restaurant, after the owner's enthusiastic response, several people went straight to the private room on the second floor.
As soon as he sat down at the table, Yang Tao snatched the menu sent by the waiter into his hand, "Fish-flavored shredded pork will come first, by the way, captain, you have a treat today, I'm not welcome, fungus eggs, in addition, the shredded pork with Beijing sauce you have here is authentic, forget it, let's try it first, boiled fish fillets are delicious enough, also come to one, why didn't you see a roast duck, hey, forget it, there is an iron plate beef, is there a fried fat sausage?" There is also one."
Before Yang Tao could finish ordering, Captain Old Bird snatched the menu from Yang Tao's hand and said in a very deep tone: "Young man, I heard from people who have heard that it's not good to eat too much meat!" Don't you see that there are more and more people with three highs now? They all eat meat, and a green and healthy life starts with a vegetarian diet! The waiter, I didn't want the sizzling beef I ordered just now, and replaced it with mapo tofu, why did I order 2 shredded meat? If you have fish-flavored shredded pork, you don't want shredded pork in Beijing sauce, the taste is almost the same, it's a waste! Replace the shredded pork in Beijing sauce with fried bean sprouts, the fat content of the fat sausage is too high, and it is not good to eat more, so it is better to replace it with sour and hot cabbage. Also, I'm getting a case of beer. Don't forget to deliver free peanuts and cold dishes first. ”
Yang Tao glanced at Captain Old Bird with resentment, and the original table of his favorite dishes was changed beyond recognition. "If you are stingy, you are stingy, and you can say that a green life starts with a vegetarian diet! Last time, the department paid for the basketball team to eat, why didn't I see you order a vegetarian dish?" Yang Tao secretly scolded himself.
As soon as the food was served, everyone toasted together. began to sweep the dishes on the table like a storm. They were all young men, and they didn't eat a small amount, and in a moment there was less than half of the dishes on the table.
Just as Captain Bird felt that his stomach had been padded, he picked up his wine glass and prepared to toast again. Yang Tao, who had been working hard, suddenly changed his complexion and shouted: "Oops, my stomach hurts." After saying that, he ran straight to the bathroom downstairs of the restaurant. It made a few people at a table inexplicable. However, everyone didn't care much about Yang Tao's departure. Captain Lao Bird had already picked up the cup, and when he saw that there was no one at the table, he didn't ask everyone to toast together, but said to Chen Chufan alone: "Xiao Chen, thanks to you today, it wasn't you who saved the scene, and after a fight, I don't know how the school will deal with it!" Come on, brother, I will toast you alone first, and I will do it first," he said and poured a glass of wine into his stomach at once.
Before Chen Chufan could pick up the wine glass, Meng Wei on the side suddenly changed his complexion, and after a gurgling sound in his stomach, he suddenly pushed the stool and rushed downstairs. Immediately after, there was a "bang" knock on the door downstairs, and Meng Wei's anxious voice, "Yang Tao, hurry up!" I couldn't hold it back. ”
The small restaurants outside the school are not large, they are all equipped with a small toilet, and there is a pit inside, which is still mixed with men. When entering, the person inside inserts the latch. When someone wants to go to the toilet, they have to wait outside. Therefore, if Meng Wei wants to go to the toilet, he must wait for Yang Tao to come out first.
In the upstairs box, everyone sitting at the table looked at each other. The two who were eating happily began to hesitantly put down their chopsticks, looking at the rather sumptuous dishes on the table with hesitant expressions.
"Boss! Boss! Captain Old Bird shouted.
"What's the matter!" The boss came running around and asked.
"Your dishes are all fresh today, aren't they?" Captain Old Bird
"Don't worry, you often come to eat here, who doesn't know that we have fresh food here every day!" The boss replied with a righteous face.
"Oh, that's good! It's okay! Captain Bird waved the boss away. When he picked up the chopsticks and took a bite of food, "Come on, come on." Eating and drinking, Xiao Yang and Xiao Meng estimated that they had a bad stomach at noon, so I said, even if the food here is not fresh, it won't work so quickly! It's all caught up with Croton! ”
As soon as Captain Bird's words fell, Yang Tao had already walked up and returned to his position.
"Xiao Yang, what's wrong with you?" Captain Old Bird asked with concern.
"It's nothing, it's just that my stomach suddenly feels a little uncomfortable! Oops! As soon as Yang Tao's words fell, his face suddenly changed again, followed by a "poof", a loud and smelly fart, Yang Tao covered his stomach again, and rushed downstairs, and after a while, there was a "bang" knock downstairs again, but this time the door was replaced by Yang Tao's voice: "Boss, open the door quickly!" I can't help it again! ”
The box where everyone eats is a box partitioned by the boss himself, and there is no window. After Yang Tao let out a fart, the whole room was filled with a smell that was definitely not pleasant, especially when eating.
Today's host captain Lao Bird smiled awkwardly, "This Xiao Yang, how did you do it today, it's too unsophisticated!" Ignore them and eat the vegetables! As he spoke, Captain Old Bird picked up a piece of tofu again and prepared to put it into his mouth.
At this time, Meng Wei returned to the box with a dark face and sat in his seat.
Seeing that Meng Wei was back, Captain Lao Bird was not busy eating tofu, put the tofu to his mouth, and asked with great concern: "Xiao Meng, what are you and Xiao Yang doing today, did you eat the wrong thing at noon?" ”
Meng Wei had an embarrassed look on his face, and his dark face seemed to flush, which of course could be an illusion. Because it is difficult for people with dark skin to be seen blushing.
Before Meng Wei could answer Captain Bird's words, there was another "poof", but this time it came from Meng Wei's ass. Meng Wei's face also changed, and he immediately covered his stomach again and ran downstairs. So downstairs in the bathroom, there was a familiar "bang" sound again.
The flavor, which had just faded a little, re-intensified and permeated the enclosed box. A piece of tofu on Captain Bird's chopsticks was still held in his mouth, and he hadn't had time to put it in his mouth.