Chapter 4: Pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning
The monkey-faced horse boy has been in the bar for many days, and there are many women who have been soaked, and the woman last night was the most positive he had ever seen. He took someone to squat in the bar for a long time today, and sure enough, he ran into this black car who came here to solicit customers.
Being blocked on the road by so many muscular men, Shen Han didn't have the slightest nervousness, he teased the monkey face and said, "Sleep, and then let it go." ”
"Fuck your mother, there's a kind of, you're a fucking kind. Boss, you're going to take this breath for me! ”
The monkey-faced man's last words were said to the bald man next to him. The bald man had tiger stripe tattoos on his shoulders, thick lips, and was more than 1.9 meters tall.
"Friend, in Xia Sun Erhu, who is mixed with Brother Dajun, is in charge of the field on Mingshui Street in the West District. Who are you messing with? "The bald man seems to be rough in appearance, but he has a delicate heart, a gang vendetta, and it is best to figure out the details of the other party's background before starting. In case the other party is extremely hard, it is likely that he will be hunted down and killed.
"I'm me, I don't mess with anyone, I drive a black car and eat together, you still can't fight, I'm still in a hurry to pull business." Shen Han knew that this matter was difficult to get right, and he didn't take the initiative to cause trouble, but if someone didn't want to bully him for a long time, he didn't mind letting the other party taste the bitterness.
"Kill him!" The bald man waved his hand, and several sturdy men behind him surrounded Shen Han. One of the big men glanced at Shen Han playfully, picked up his huge fist, and the fist whistled a gale of wind, smashing towards Shen Han's head like an iron ball.
The monkey-faced man stood behind and sneered repeatedly, let you rob Lao Tzu's woman! See if I don't kill you! But the imaginary picture of the man being beaten into a pig's head did not appear, and the next scene made him dumbfounded.
The big man's fist was easily pinched in the palm of Shen Han's hand with one hand, and he couldn't make any more inch. Shen Han's palm was like a steel tong, and even if the man's face turned red, he couldn't move his fist in the slightest.
"That's all there is to it?" Shen Han said with a smile.
Another big man roared angrily, and rushed from behind with an iron rod and swung it at Shen Han's waist.
Shen Han didn't look at it, and took a step to the side with his left foot, which happened to be out of the attack range of the iron rod. At the same time, he pulled the big man who was holding his fist back.
"Ah......h
The iron rod swept directly at his companion, and the man flew out five or six meters away like a kite with a broken string. The big man with the iron rod was slightly stunned, and in this moment, Shen Han dodged to the other party's side, and kicked the man's lower abdomen with one knee. The big man bent down like a shrimp in pain, but was choked by Shen Han's neck and thrown out directly like a chicken.
"Wow......"
The two big men collided and screamed in pain.
The god rat Ji Ji didn't know when he ran onto Shen Han's shoulder, shrugging a pair of mouse eyes, drunk and still drunk.
Shen Han's gaze swept over the others and sneered, "Who of you still wants to go on?" Move faster, the master is in a hurry. ”
A hint of surprise flashed in the eyes of the bald man Sun Erhu, and after thinking for a moment, he said something in the monkey-faced man's ear.
The monkey-faced man walked out of the crowd with a frown, glanced at Shen Han, did not speak, but took out a yellow crane tower from his pocket and swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, with an unfathomable appearance, if you want to pretend to be as much as you want. He flicked the ash of his cigarette and said to Shen Han: "Boy, your kung fu is good, no wonder you dare to be arrogant." But what you provoked was a great character, Brother Erhu had you heard of it, Xishan Sun Erhu, a master of taekwondo black belts, had killed people with black boxing, and it was a matter of minutes to destroy you. How about it, I'm afraid, my lord will be kind and give you a way. ”
"What way?" Shen Han asked with a smile.
"Follow our second tiger brother, take a look at the scene, tinker with some goods, and ensure that you will have a girl in the future, and you will have money and money, which is much better than driving a black car."
Shen Han sneered again and again when he heard this, but he didn't expect that he showed his skills twice, and the other party had a heart to recruit peace. The "goods" that the monkey face said are naturally drugs and other things. Shen Leng snorted coldly and asked, "Sounds good, but what if I don't agree?" ”
The monkey-faced man took a deep puff of his cigarette, spit out a beautiful smoke ring, and said in a slurp: "Boy, don't give you a shame." If you dare to say a word, I'll kill you tonight. Where did the little hamster come from, dare to stare at your uncle, and roast and eat with you for a while......"
Gigi shrugged his eyes, and the world in front of him was still spinning. It burped twice from time to time, and the wine in this world is really strong enough. It felt that the monkey-faced man in front of it who kept shouting was really annoying, and dared to say that it was going to roast itself and eat it, so it opened its mouth and spewed out a bolt of lightning in anger, and a white electric light tore through the monkey-faced man's body like a dragon. The monkey-faced man was suddenly thundered into black charcoal, his whole body was full of smoke, and he fell to the ground with a thud.
Shen Han was taken aback, Ji Ji made a sudden move, and it was too late for him to stop it. This lightning is a thunder spell, although the power is weaker than the thunder and lightning in nature, it is much stronger than high-voltage electricity, and ordinary people absolutely cannot bear it. He glanced at the monkey's face on the ground that had been burned to black charcoal, and he was too dead to die anymore.
Gigi snapped his eyelids and drunkenly muttered, "Let you pretend, pretend, burp...... Pretend to kill you......"
After speaking, he fell on Shen Han's shoulder on all fours and fell asleep deeply.
When the big men saw this scene, they all screamed.
"What was it just now? How can there be lightning? ”
"Where did this hamster come from, and how can he still talk?"
"Run, youkai......"
These people beg for a living on the knife edge, and it is common to fight and cut people, but in the face of a hamster that can speak, it will also release thunder and lightning, which is completely beyond their cognition. Where do you dare to stay longer, they all run to the van, trying to leave here as much as possible.
Shen Han's heart was bad, he originally just wanted to teach these gangsters a little lesson, but this stinky rat is now making a big fuss. If this matter is poked out, it will definitely cause an uproar. If you provoke the secret forces of the state to hunt you down, you won't want to have a peaceful life in the future. Shen Han's eyes flashed with cold light, and he had murderous intent, and as soon as his mind moved, two red flames came out of his palms. His current cultivation level is still low, and he can only emit a red flame with a low cauterizing distance.
He hesitated for a moment, but finally did not throw the fireball in his hand. Killing at will like this, I am afraid that it is easy to make the mind fall into demons and affect the Dao heart. As soon as he dodged, he moved in front of Sun Erhu and the others, and frightened these people back several steps again.
With a wave of his hand, a fireball smashed into the van, and the car instantly burst into flames and exploded, scaring these gangsters into screaming again.
Shen Han looked at the group of frightened thugs and smiled: "You'd better all stay obediently, if you run around again, I'm afraid you will turn into black charcoal." ”
At this moment, no one dared to run around anymore, and everyone stood in place in fear.
Sun Erhu, the boss, is the one with the best concentration, and he couldn't help but swallow his saliva at this time, a hamster who can spit thunder, a man who can breathe fire, a monkey, what kind of storage is he provoking.
Shen Han glanced around at everyone and asked, "Do you want to live or die?" ”
"I want to live, I want to live......" the gangsters said in unison.
"Well, for the time being, tie your head around your neck, forget what you saw tonight, if anyone dares to say half a word to the outside world, you know the consequences."
"Don't dare, big brother, oh no, immortals, we definitely don't dare!" Sun Erhu lowered his head and clenched his fists and said in a trembling voice.
"It's better to be so. The fire should be extinguished when it burns so much. Shen Han said with his hands pinched, and the water condensation beads in the air instantly gathered, turning the van that was still burning a moment ago into a large icicle in an instant. It is the low-level ice spell "Ice Condensation Technique".
This scene almost scared the thugs half to death. After Shen Han deliberately showed his hand, he drove his car away. Haha, immortals, I'm immortals.
The gangsters were so frightened that they didn't dare to make a sound for a long time, and after Shen Han was completely far away, a little brother walked up to Sun Erhu and said, "Brother Tiger, what should I do now?" ”
"No one is allowed to say half a word about tonight's affairs, your own mother can't do it, if anyone dares to say it, they will be hacked to death." Sun Erhu sent another cruel word, then glanced at the monkey-faced man who was scorched, and ordered, "Hurry up and dispose of the monkey's corpse." , hell alive. ”
In the dark night when everything is quiet, in a bachelor apartment, an interesting drama is being staged.
A small white hamster is tied to a simple cross made of two chopsticks, and in front of it, a sharp fruit knife keeps rocking from side to side. The two eyes of the little hamster moved with the movement of the knife, and from time to time it swallowed saliva.
"Before becoming a father-in-law, if there is anything else you want to explain, hurry up." Shen Han played the fruit knife into a beautiful knife flower, and finally landed on a protrusion between the two legs and claws of the spirit mouse.
Ji Ji clearly felt the cold and piercing feeling on the blade, and said in tears: "Don't, I don't want to be a rat father-in-law, I still want to ask for a daughter-in-law, I don't have a cave room yet, I still want to soak in the fairy sister of the Yuling Continent......"
Shen Han didn't care that this little guy was crying so much, if he didn't scare and scare him today, maybe he would cause some trouble in the future. He slapped the hilt of the knife on Jiji's head and said angrily: "Do you know that this is not your place, and the vitality of ordinary people is very fragile, and they can't withstand the power of thunder and lightning at all. It's fun to squirt, isn't it? ”
Ji Ji glanced at Shen Han timidly, made a pitiful look and said, "I, I'm not drunk, I want to teach him a lesson when I hear someone scolding me." Who knew it would be so vulnerable......"
Shen Han slapped it on the head again and scolded, "Who told you to steal wine and drink?" It's a shame to carry you, you badly behaved stinky rat. ”
"Boss, I was wrong, I won't dare in the future." The Divine Rat said earnestly.
"Remember, you are not allowed to use cultivation casually in the future. If you dare to mess around again, you will definitely be allowed to enter the palace! Shen Han glared at it fiercely, untied it, and went to the balcony to cultivate.
Ji Ji came to Shen Han's side like a ball of white light, glanced at him, and followed his example to close his eyes and meditate cross-legged. However, its legs are too short and its buttocks are too big, and it directly becomes sitting on the ground, which is really funny and funny.