Chapter 3: Blocked
"The old lady fought with you!" After listening to Shen Han's words, the woman chased after Shen Han and cut all over the house.
After the two swam a few laps, the woman's stomach growled. Shen Han smiled and handed the breakfast to her and said, "Hungry, I'll bring you breakfast." ”
The woman snorted and tilted her head to the side.
Shen Han smiled: "Girl, please calm your anger, I took off your clothes, accidentally looked at it twice, and didn't do anything else." ”
"Then you, then you just said ......" The woman glared at him angrily, but the rest of the words could not be continued.
"Is there anything wrong with what I just said? You threw up last night, and then I changed your clothes, and you enjoyed it, and I was sinned, yes. ”
The woman felt it seriously, and her body did not seem to be abnormal. She glanced at Shen Han suspiciously and said, "You really don't have ......"
"If you really want to, it's not that you can't make up the class......" Shen Han smiled mildly.
"Humph! Then you also looked at Miss Ben's body, and you were going to gouge out your eyeballs, but for your sake of saving me last night, this account will be remembered first. The woman said, picking up her dress and going into the room to change into it.
When she came out, she put on a different face, and said to Shen Han with a smile like a pure girl next door: "Handsome guy, leave a phone." ”
"What?" Shen Han looked at it and was speechless, this woman's face changed faster than the sky.
"Look for an opportunity to repay the favor. Forget it, I'll do it myself. The woman grabbed Shen Han's mobile phone on the desktop, called her phone, and then asked, "What's your name?" ”
"Shen Han."
"My name is Huo Xiaoling. Thank you for the loving breakfast, contact Ha again. Huo Xiaoling picked up the soy milk fritters, opened the door and ran out lightly.
"Boss, high, really tall, talking and laughing and soaking sister, it's really convincing to the rat!" After Huo Xiaoling left, Ji Ji came out and patted his paws.
Shen Han glanced at this pervert rat angrily, this divine spirit rat not only did not have the majestic momentum of the legendary divine beast, but often exported dirty, as obscene as a ruffian, which made Shen Han have to wonder if the other monks and creatures in the Yuling Continent were as unbearable as it.
"Stinky rat, I'll take you out now, but you're not allowed to talk nonsense, do you hear?"
"Oh yes! I can finally see the world. It's so exciting for the rats! Ji Ji slipped up on Shen Han's shoulder, patted his little paw and said happily.
Shen Han smiled slightly and walked out.
"Boss, where are we going?"
"Can you release your consciousness now?"
"Of course, but now it's only about ten meters out."
"Okay, now I'll take you to the library and let you have a preliminary understanding of the world." Shen Han got into his car, which was specially used to solicit customers, and drove towards Binhai University, which had the largest library in the city.
Divine consciousness is unique to immortal cultivators, and when the divine consciousness is released, it is like a radar scan, which can completely capture everything within a certain range. The human eye may not be able to see what is behind the obscuration because the vision is blocked, but the divine consciousness can see everything in the way. Wherever you go, there are no dead ends. For monks, the divine consciousness is extremely important.
Shen Han's cultivation at the third level of Qi refining is now, and his divine consciousness can be released about 100 meters.
Gigi didn't know what the library was, but it sounded like a powerful place.
Half an hour later, Shen Han regretted bringing this perverted rat to school.
"Wow, my trichomo mom, that girl is too shameless, how can she wear such a short skirt, I see that this rat is panicked, and her ass is about to be exposed. Wow, what a big ass. ”
"How can this be reasonable, how can these two people kiss each other in broad daylight, where is the weathering, where is the weathering!"
"Ouch, whose daughter is this, it's too ugly, scared to death of mice, scared of rats!"
As soon as the car drove into the campus, the spirit mouse was like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, and he commented on it every other way. If it weren't for the lack of adhesive tape in the car, Shen Han would have sealed its broken mouth a long time ago.
After parking the car in the empty seat in front of the library, Shen Han walked straight inside, found a vacant seat in a literary reading room with no one and sat down, Shen Han whispered to Ji Ji, "Are you literate?" ”
Gigi shook his head honestly.
Shen Han took a Chinese dictionary thicker than it and put it in front of it, and said, "Learn it yourself." ”
Then he left it alone and walked to the bookshelf to read the other books.
Jiji circled around the huge dictionary twice, and said in his heart: "His grandmother drops, this person who compiles books is sick, make up such a thick book." Fortunately, I have divine sense, otherwise I would have to see the Year of the Monkey and the Horse Moon. ”
It simply lay on the dictionary with its feet facing the sky, its two paws pillowing behind its head, it really wanted to learn from Shen Han's stilted legs, and felt that the posture was very coquettish and cool, but the two hind paws were too short to. As soon as it closed its eyes and released its consciousness, it didn't need to turn the page, and the contents of the book flashed through its mind like a page-turner.
Relying on his divine sense, the monk's reading speed and memory are extremely strong, and it can be said that he can never forget ten lines at a glance. It took Jiji an afternoon to read everything in the dictionary and memorize it, because its current cultivation level was too low. If it was in the Yuling Continent with its cultivation in the late stage of Qi refining, it would only take ten minutes at most.
Shen Han, on the other hand, read more than 30 books in one afternoon.
"Okay, stinky rat, you're not illiterate now, and there's still a lot to learn later. Now I'm going to eat, I'm going to work after eating. Shen Han said, so he took the spirit mouse to the restaurant near the school, and ordered two side dishes, and one person and one mouse ate happily.
After dinner, Shen Han went out of the car to solicit customers. After a few laps through the streets of the city, it was eleven o'clock in the evening. In his experience, bars and nightclubs are doing better business after half past ten.
"Oennight" bar is one of the hottest bars in the coastal business, with the highest level of decoration, the highest quality of the main sister, and the best business of black taxis. And by the name, everyone knows what the theme of this bar is.
I picked up a drunk cat here last night and went home.,It's a pity that some poetic stories didn't happen.,I don't know if there's such an affair tonight.。
As soon as the car stopped outside the door of the "onenight" bar, the little black eyes of the god mouse Jiji stared at the beautiful women entering and leaving the bar. These women are all wearing sexy miniskirts that can cover their buttocks, revealing a pair of slender and long legs, charming eyes like silk, and heavy makeup.
"Earth is really a good place, these women are much more powerful than the fox spirits in the Yuling Continent." Jiji sighed.
"Would you like to go in and have a look?" Shen Han pinched Ji Ji's fat face and asked with a smile.
"Yes, yes." Ji Ji clapped his two paws and jumped happily, and then instantly moved to Shen Han's shoulder like a flash of white lightning.
Shen Han crossed the rainbow bridge in front of the bar and walked along the red carpet inside. As soon as I entered, I felt that countless flashing lights mixed with deafening and energetic music came to my face in this dark space. The bartenders at the bar are doing a dazzling bartending show, the little bees in smoky makeup are sitting in the empty seats of the bar and laughing and playing, and the demons on the dance floor are dancing wildly, tearing and stroking each other, full of sensual atmosphere.
"Wow, are these people hugging so tightly? Boss, what are they doing? Gigi asked curiously.
"They're whining." Shen Han sat down at the empty bar and asked the bartender for two cocktails.
Originally, he felt that the gods and mice had crossed through the other world, and it was not easy to come to the earth for a trip, so he would entertain it with some delicious and fun food, and when he went back another day, he also had the capital to brag about the gods and monsters in that space. Clinker, after Ji Ji took a bite, his eyes lit up, and the hair on his whole body straightened. Obediently, there is such a kind of elixir and jade brew in the world, and there is no such delicious wine in the cellar of the wine fairy in the Yuling Continent.
Ji Ji licked his lips and looked at Shen Han with flattering eyes. Shen Han was slightly surprised, this little guy is still addicted to drinking? He smiled wryly and pushed his cup in front of Gigi and said, "Drink it." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the cocktail in front of him was launched from the glass and into Gigi's mouth like an arrow of water. The bar was dimly lit, and the strange scene was not seen. But this glass of wine still didn't seem to satisfy the appetite of the little drunken fellow. It grabbed Shen Han's sleeve with two paws, and said with a cute expression: "I still want to drink, I still want to drink." ”
"There's not enough money." He only pulled down a total of three guests when he got out of the car tonight, and only earned more than 100 yuan in total, all of which were built on these two cocktails. This little guy, take it out to see the world, so that you can feel our rich and colorful earth civilization, this is good, it is really addictive. Shen Han pondered and went back to buy a case of Coke for it, he couldn't afford the wine in the bar, and a case of Coke was still no problem. It's just that in the blink of an eye, the spirit mouse is gone.
The bar was pitch black and the view was hard to reach. Shen Han was startled by the release of his divine sense, and after Gain, the alcoholic hamster, had drunk all the cocktails on the bar, he began to sweep the foreign wine on the loose tables and booths. That small body doesn't know how to hold so much wine.
Shen Han couldn't laugh or cry, if he let it continue to mess around like this, he would have to broadcast the news of the haunting of the "onenight" bar tomorrow. He dodged, grabbed Gigi's ears and quickly left the bar, saying as he went: "You drunkard will cause trouble for me as soon as you come out, you dare to mess with me again, see that I don't cut your eggs with a knife." ”
Jiji lay lazily on Shen Han's shoulder, his eyes closed, his face flushed, and he hiccups from time to time.
Shen Han looked at the cute appearance of this drunken rat, and he couldn't bear to punish it anymore. He's going to have to get a few more guests, and all the money he made in the first few hours has gone to this guy's stomach.
After the car had driven some way, he noticed that there was a van behind him. It seems that the person who came was not good, and since he wanted to come to trouble, he didn't mind spending some time to solve the trouble. So as soon as he turned around, he walked to the suburbs.
This turned against the intention of the stalker behind him, and when he drove to the outskirts where no one was around, the van suddenly accelerated, and the overtaking car was blocked in front of Shen Han. Several burly men got out of the car, some with machetes, some with iron rods. One of them was the monkey-faced man who wanted to take Huo Xiaoling to the hotel last night.
The monkey-faced man walked up to Shen Han and said angrily, "What about that girl last night? ”