"Young master, now that there are a lot of people outside asking for paintings, do you really have to ignore them?" The Tang family servant asked. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Young Master is not in the mood to paint today, take a few bags of garbage for them?"

Tang Bohu's expression remained unchanged, his eyes were fixed on the chicken wings, and he brushed the soy sauce very carefully and carefully.

"Yes!"

The servant left, ready to pick up the garbage.

At this time, a man wearing a dark scribe's robe walked into the courtyard, and when he saw Tang Bohu, he bowed his head and shouted, "Brother Tang, help!" ”

This person has a big mouth, round eyes, and a square face, and his expression is obscene and cheap, and he is not a serious person at first glance.

Tang Bohu was not surprised by this person's behavior at all, gently helped him up, and said leisurely: "Brother Zhu must have lost in the casino again?" ”

"The parents who gave birth to me, Brother Tang who knows me!" The man who was called "Brother Zhu" by Tang Bohu grinned and said with a very exaggerated expression.

"Among the four great talents in Jiangnan, Brother Zhu is the most free and easy, and everyone knows it!" Tang Bohu also laughed.

It turned out that this Zhu brother was Zhu Zhishan, one of the four great talents in Jiangnan.

Zhu Zhishan has to lose hundreds of taels every few days, and when he loses all of them, he runs to Tang Bohu for help, this time, Zhu Zhishan broke the kettle and sank the boat, and lost all the things that he could lose in his life, and lost a full 300,000 taels.

"I hope Brother Tang will paint thirty paintings for me, so that I can pay off my debts and save my life!" Zhu Zhishan knelt on the ground very cheaply, hugged Tang Bohu's thighs with both hands, and refused to let go.

The actor who starred in Zhu Zhishan is an old drama bone, with superb acting skills, all kinds of shameless words, with a natural expression, sentence by sentence, which is extremely funny and funny.

The world-famous and famous talent has turned out to be this ghost, subverting everyone's cognition, in the theater, everyone looked at Zhu Zhishan's cheap look, and they had already laughed a lot.

Thirty paintings, so many, Tang Bohu naturally refused, so Zhu Zhishan issued a poisonous oath that made people laugh.

- "If I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world **** night after night until her body is incomplete and crumbling!" That's okay, right? ”

The poisonous oath is very cheap and vulgar, but with Zhu Zhishan's slut look, it immediately formed a big laugh.

"Haha-"

"Haha-that's too funny-"

"No, I'm laughing to death......"

At this time, many people who had been holding back not laughing couldn't help laughing.

In the theater, there was a lot of laughter, and laughter came and went.

Such a vulgar poisonous oath, it stands to reason that it is very annoying, especially girls, but I have to say that in the movie, the actors' performances, lines, and overall atmosphere are all just right, which makes people have to laugh and laugh unconsciously.

After many girls laughed, they reacted, couldn't help blushing, and then their eyes showed a touch of anger, what kind of lines are these, and then, looking at the big screen, they laughed again......

On the big screen, Tang Bohu was also shocked when he heard this poisonous oath, and exclaimed: "Can you make such a tragic poisonous oath?" Okay, I'll help you again! Come on, the four treasures of the study are waiting! ”

At this time, the enthusiastic background music sounded, and the people of the Tang Mansion came out one by one, lifted the table, brought the inkstone, grinded, and sent the brush.

There were even a few subordinates who spread out several pieces of white paper tens of meters long, spread them on the ground, and spliced them together.

Tang Bohu groaned and glanced at the pen and ink on the table.

In the theater, everyone's eyes were wide open, looking forward to what was going on.

Tang Bohu's literary name is known all over the world, even if he is looking through the history books, Tang Bohu is also a rare talent.

However, in this movie that is absurd and ridiculous everywhere, Tang Bohu really can draw a picture seriously?

Just when everyone's curiosity reached its peak, Tang Bohu finally took action, he glanced at Zhu Zhishan, but said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, take it off for me!" ”

"Huh? Undressing? ”

Zhu Zhishan didn't know why, and was surprised.

Everyone in the theater also doesn't know why, Tang Bohu paints, why do you want Zhishan to take off his clothes?

At this time, on the big screen, Zhu Zhishan was already naked, standing there cowering, of course, the key parts must have been covered.

Just when everyone was guessing the next plot, Tang Bohu suddenly picked up the ink bucket and splashed a basin of ink directly on Zhu Zhishan, who was suddenly drenched into a black man.

When everyone was puzzled, the enthusiastic background music sounded again, Tang Bohu grabbed a thick brush and stabbed it into Zhu Zhishan's mouth, after the brush was dipped in ink, the pen swept and flew Zhu Zhishan on the white paper underground.

Next, it's Tang Bohu's performance time.

Tang Bohu's pen is vertical and horizontal, Zhu Zhishan is under Tang Bohu's pen, let him knead and pinch, and be tossed to his heart's content, soon, Zhu Zhishan almost rolled his eyes, foaming at the mouth, Tang Bohu threw Zhu Zhishan away, and after the Tang Mansion took it, Zhu Zhishan was helped aside.

At this time, an inky outline had already appeared on the white paper.

Tang Bohu looked at the drawing paper, his expression was focused, each hand held two brushes, and his feet were holding a thick brush, the whole person was like a fluttering butterfly, painting on the paper.

In the theater, the big guys are all wide-eyed, it's not that they haven't seen light work on TV and movies, but they really haven't seen light work played like this!

Soon, Tang Bohu drew the last stroke, and then somersaulted, volleyed away, and returned to the desk.

A painting appeared on the big screen, which was the giant painting painted by Tang Bohu.

All the people in the theater couldn't help but stretch out their heads to look at the giant painting more than ten meters long underground.

However, it is a pity that the painting seems to be unremarkable.

"Could it be that Tang Bohu is also in vain?"

Many people can't help but have such an idea, this ordinary, even messy painting, is really not worthy of Tang Bohu's name, let alone Tang Bohu's miraculous painting method.

At this moment, Tang Bohu picked up the teacup on the table and took a big sip, and then saw Tang Bohu squirt out the tea in his mouth in one breath.

Tea is sprayed on the white paper, and the painting suddenly seems to "come to life", the trees begin to grow branches and leaves, the earth becomes lush, and the mountains take on a vast and majestic appearance.

Turn decay into magic, nothing more!

"This is 'the eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world', which is enough to compensate for the 300,000 taels you owe." Tang Bohu said casually.

Seeing this picture of "the eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world", everyone in the theater gasped.

How have they ever seen such a painting, and how have they ever seen such a way of painting?!

How could I have ever seen such a Tang Bohu!

What kind of movie is this?!

Just when everyone was shocked and amazed, a narration appeared on the movie......

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