"You ignorant stinky boy, how dare you say that the noble spirit rat is a monster? I'm a god, so don't you kneel down and worship when you're annoying! ”

"Dare to be hard-mouthed. Tonight's supper has fallen, your body of rat meat looks good, is it better to boil or stir-fry? ”

The rat demon twisted its ass and flicked the knife that had been nailed to its ass. Shen Han took a look, and was slightly shocked in his heart, this rat demon really has a doorway, he used four or five layers of force to flick the knife, even if the steel plate can penetrate it, but there is only a faint trace on it.

The rat demon stared at Shen Han viciously and said, "You shameless human beings, you dare to hurt rats with secret arrows. Get your dirty hands away, or I'll beat you to death......"

"You still want to beat me up as a Dao Xing on the first level of Qi refining? You stinky rat really don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin. Shen Han just took its ears and walked towards the kitchen. Press it on the cutting board with one hand and start washing the pot with the other, putting water and lighting the fire.

When the rat demon saw that Shen Han was really going to cook himself, he was angry and afraid, and when Shen Han was not paying attention, he escaped from his palm with a "snort" and fled out of the kitchen. But as soon as it ran two meters away, it was slapped on the ground by Shen Han's spatula, and it was dizzy.

"Look at you're still running." Shen Han picked it up from the ground, threw it into the boiling water pot with a flick of his hand, and then closed the lid, and at the same time, his hands changed a series of handprints to add the prohibition of "Immortal Yao Jue" to the lid of the pot, in case this rat demon fryer escaped.

"Ouch, it's a scalding rat." The rat demon was jumping up and down in the pot, but unfortunately his mana was limited, and he couldn't break through the prohibition laid by Shen Han.

"Stinky boy, you dare to blaspheme your uncle rat like this, see if I don't crush your bones and scatter ashes! Alas, scalded to death......"

Shen Han once again felt the extraordinaryness of this rat demon, this rat demon has been jumping up and down in the pot for more than ten minutes, except for **** rude words, it is still alive and well. He glanced at the spirit ring on his left hand, and suddenly felt as if there were many secrets that had not been discovered. It is almost impossible for the spiritual energy richness on the earth to be cultivated to the realm after the Yudan, but since there is such a realm division, it means that there must be ancestors who have reached this realm level. Maybe there are other otherworldly spaces?

Thinking of this, he recited the mantra in his mouth, and after a few seals, a fiery red flame erupted from his palm to the bottom of the pot. He wanted to see how far this rat demon could last.

"Wow wow...... Scalded to death, butt is going to rot, buddy, can't cook it anymore......", the rat demon screamed again and again, and finally began to soften, not as arrogant as he was at the beginning.

"Boss, uncle, don't kill me! My meat is not tasty, and I will have diarrhea if I eat it......"

"Grandpa, we have something to say......

The rat demon kept rolling in the pot, begging again and again, where was the bullish appearance when he first appeared. Shen Han saw that the fire was almost over, extinguished the fire, lifted the ban, took the little guy out of the pot, and threw it into the pool to cool it down.

"Mom, the tiger fell into Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the gods and rats were played by people in the world! I'm dripping grandma, and I've burned this rat to death......"

The rat demon was lying in the pool shivering, shrugging a pair of eyes, crying and calling for his mother in his mouth, but he didn't dare to say anything cruel.

A few minutes later, Shen Han grabbed the rat demon's ear and lifted it up and said, "Okay, don't you stinky rat pretend to be weak there, don't you call yourself some god rat?" That's it. ”

"Can't pinch my ears, let me go, let me go, let go of my ......" The rat demon struggled to escape from Shen Han's poisonous hands, sat on the table with his butt, and said with two small black eyes: "It's not because of time and space that I can't even exert thirty percent of my mana." When I think I was in the Yuling Continent, I was a master in the late stage of qi refining, and if I cleaned you up, it wasn't ......"

The rat demon was about to make a big speech proudly, when he suddenly saw Shen Han's eyes shooting like a sharp sword, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his mouth with his two paws, and said with a flattering smile: "I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything." ”

Shen Han looked at this little thing and looked cute, he couldn't help but feel funny, and asked curiously: "What kind of place is the Yuling Continent?" ”

"Speaking of the Yuling Continent, it will scare you ordinary people to death." The spirit mouse sat on the edge of the table, shaking his little feet, and the old god said comfortably, "In the Yuling Continent, the dragon, phoenix, unicorn, and divine beasts that have become legends in your human world are all there, and the monks are flying all over the sky, and there are as many masters as dogs. Hey, hey, don't look at me like that, I'll say it again, I'm a spirit mouse, not a monster, and the spirit mouse is a noble existence like a dragon and phoenix among the mythical beasts......"

Shen Han automatically filtered some of the boastful words in the second half of this hamster, and as soon as he heard it say this, Shen Han understood that the Yuling Continent was probably the real world of immortal cultivation in the legend. He couldn't help but rise a yearning, if he could go there and catch a dragon to ride, it would be more windy! Beat Lamborghini Ferrari in seconds.

Shen Han couldn't help but ask the Divine Spirit Mouse, "Then can the earth and the Yuling Continent come and go at will?" How did you get out. ”

"You want to be beautiful!" The Divine Spirit Rat threw him a disdainful look, "This is going to talk about why our Divine Spirit Rat is so noble." Our spirit rat, which has a spiritual power of more than ninety, has the talent of time and space travel. When you broke through the third layer of Qi refining, the spirit ring in your hand generated space-time fluctuations, so that I could use the laws of space-time to come here. Other people in the spirit world, no matter how high their cultivation is, they can't get by. If you want to get in, it's even more impossible. ”

Shen Han was disappointed for a while after hearing this, but this is right, otherwise if all these demons and monsters come to the earth, they will not be messed up. It seems that the old Taoist priest left him all good things, this ring can be connected to the immortal cultivation world, and the exercise is also very likely to be something from the immortal cultivation world, it seems that you must hurry up and cultivate.

"Okay, little guy, the earth is not fun, there are many cats here, you better hurry back to your Yuling Continent." Shen Han squeezed out its information value and wanted to send it away. In this world, he is the only immortal cultivator, and it is a matter of time before he becomes the king and hegemon. If the dead hamster stays, there may be some variables.

"Uncle Rat, I spent a lot of cultivation here, and I can't use the laws of time and space in a short period of time. Moreover, I finally have to have enough fun before leaving. Dude, you are also a cultivator, and I am also a cultivator, so let's be a group of drops, make friends. My name is Elsgar Bodji. The spirit mouse said, stretching out its furry paw.

"What a mess, just call Jiji." Shen Han stretched out his index finger and shook it with its claws, reminding: "Little guy, I tell you, you'd better keep your mouth shut and not speak when other people are present, although the people of this world can't spell, but high-tech thermal weapons are enough to deal with you." Our scientists here like to make real use of you mice. At that time, it will not be as simple as steaming and frying. ”

"I know, I know, I'll follow you in the future, you're my boss." The god rat Jiji showed weakness.

"Find a place to nest yourself, I'm going to sleep." When he had finished speaking, he went into the bedroom and went to bed.

The spirit mouse turned around twice with a pair of mouse eyes, and when he saw the beautiful woman lying on the sofa in the living room, he smiled, and got into the beautie's sheet with a smoke.

Unlike many urban young people who can't get out of bed in the morning, Shen Han has a habit of going to the park downstairs early to meditate and practice every day at dawn.

In the early morning, everything recovers, and the aura is the most abundant.

Under the big tree in the park, Shen Han sat cross-legged with his eyes closed, breathing steadily. His hands clasped together in front of him in a strange knot. A looming stream of air swirled around him, and between his breaths, some of it penetrated into his body and disappeared. At the moment when the qi flowed into his body, a crimson and peaceful light emanated from his body, and after the light flickered, his bare skin in the air was as shiny as jade.

After meditating like this for nearly an hour. His eyelashes fluttered slightly, and he finally opened them. Exhaling the last breath of turbid qi in his body, Shen Han shook his head and said, "It's been so long since I advanced to the third layer of qi refining, but I still can't grasp the edge of the fourth layer, and sure enough, the early and middle stages of qi refining are a watershed." ”

After the morning cultivation, Shen Han went to a nearby shop to buy two breakfasts and a piece of cheese before going home, this hamster, there should be nothing wrong with eating cheese.

When the door was opened and the house was entered, the woman was still asleep on the bed. As for Najiji, he is nowhere to be found. Shen Han put breakfast on the table, and then went to the kitchen to fry two eggs. With his current cultivation, even if he doesn't eat for ten days and half a month, he won't necessarily starve to death, but cooking is one of his major interests, just like many men's interest in picking up girls.

Just as Shen Han broke the egg into the pot, a deafening scream sounded in the hall. Seconds later, the woman she had brought back last night rushed to the kitchen door murderously and stood there with a gloomy face. A blanket wrapped her tightly up and down like a rice dumpling, leaving only a head and a pair of snow-white feet. She stood there silent, her hair scattered like a witch.

There are often such episodes on television where a woman wakes up drunk and finds herself in a strange room, but can't remember exactly what happened the night before. The worst thing is that the clothes on his body were taken off. So, it is natural to think that he was ruined by thieves last night.

"Ouch, there's a good show to watch." The god rat Jiji jumped out of nowhere, gloating with a grim face.

The woman glared at Shen Han with a pair of murderous eyes for more than ten seconds, her forehead was bruised, and she suppressed her anger and said, "Was it cool last night?" ”

"Of course it's cool for you to close your eyes and let people serve, I'm tired and tired." Shen Han said with a gentle smile on his face.

And the woman seemed to have some kind of confirmation after hearing this, and her whole body couldn't help but tremble, she grabbed the kitchen knife on the cutting board, pounced on it like a mad lioness and roared: "The old lady fought with you, you beast!" ”

Shen Han stretched out two fingers to clamp the kitchen knife, and said with a smile: "The girl has something to say, but I rescued you from the hands of the hooligans last night." ”

"Aren't you a scoundrel?"

"Of course not."

"Did you take off my clothes?"

"I took it off." Shen Han nodded honestly.