Chapter 115: Two Things

The Great Wei State replaced the previous dynasty to become the expectation of Dingding Jiangshan, built up the vast rivers and mountains across the four seas on the fertile Chinese land, the vast territory, the economic prosperity, unprecedented, is the undisputed first power in the world, but compared with the previous dynasty, the national style of the Great Wei State is relatively solemn, the etiquette is strict, and there is a lack of playfulness and romantic charm.

There is a poet Li Taibai, who takes off his boots and drinks above the court and fights hundreds of poems,

There is Zhang Xu, a madman who writes magnificent cursive script,

There is a Ruan nationality who drives far away and cries when he is destitute,

There is an original "big avalanche" at the beginning, and Wu Qingyuan, a Go national warrior who has fought all the masters in the world without defeat,

There is Fuqin singing, tasting the world's parting sorrow on the bank of the Qinhuai River.

There is also Yue Wangye, who waved his sword to the north and almost single-handedly resisted the Xiongnu north of Jiayuguan.

There is also a monopoly on the world's eight fights, recognized as the world's most proud former dynasty horse soldier Saint Zheng Chenggong.

Compared with the external strength of today's Great Wei State, the former dynasty is more like a delicate girl in a corner of peace, embroidering different scenery and poems in her own world, where the wind is light and the clouds are light, where the flowers are red and willow green, and there is the spring water in the east and the lights between the willow lanes.

The former dynasty is only 20 plants, the land area is less than half of the current Great Wei State, to the north but Jiayuguan, Shanhaiguan, to the south but Jiangnan Road, the north and the tiger, sitting on the Hun court of 100,000 rangers, the Hun Khan did not want to wave his troops to the south for a day, to see the gorgeous small bridge and flowing water.

However, the economy of the previous dynasty showed a different kind of prosperity, with small workshops and handicrafts rapidly emerging. With the development of commodity circulation, the sprouts of capitalism are like sparks rising from the ground. Although the national style was becoming weaker and weaker, the strong financial resources and rich commerce increased the population of the previous dynasty by more than 8 million households. It is only 2 million fewer than the current Great Wei State.

Many wars with the Xiongnu were in vain, and the land compensation became more and more intense, but the former dynasty relied on its strong national strength to "reward" the surrounding barbarians like sending beggars, and the emperor of the previous dynasty has always believed that one day, he will be able to level the foreign race and unify the world.

He thought that the power of the imperial court was unprecedented. It will be difficult to achieve it in the future, so it is possible to rule by doing nothing and reach the end of the world. In the end, he was so arrogant that he established the name of the country "Heavenly Empire", but it is a pity that the civil officials headed by Sima Qian collectively wrote: "The name of the country is very big, and it is not allowed to be self-proclaimed and blasphemous." to cause misfortune". At that time, the contradiction between the emperor of the previous dynasty and Sima Qian had already been buried. Privately, he said fiercely: "One day I will definitely shave this husband." "Therefore, the previous dynasty did not establish a country name, and even when it arrived in the Great Wei Kingdom, it was called the previous dynasty.

The former dynasty was peaceful and peaceful, and the national fortune was not a problem for a hundred years, but the turning point of the matter was that the emperor of the former dynasty, who was becoming more and more arrogant and lascivious under the overly strong national strength, ordered the digging of the Grand Canal and the construction of the Great Wall, and 300,000 peasants and workers went north, and 150,000 peasants and workers went south. A firefire burned all over the Central Plains.

Zheng Chenggong, the former concubine, was originally born in a down-and-out family, and he was proud and romantic by nature. Informal, by chance, I met the princess of the former dynasty dressed as a man, from not knowing each other to happy enemies, and then to tying the knot, among which there are ups and downs, sorrows and joys, misunderstandings and entanglements are the joys and sorrows of the world.

His Majesty the Emperor didn't like Zheng Chenggong, so he made it difficult, and invited General Tokugawa, who was far away from the sea to the east, to marry the princess to the other party, Zheng Chenggong was furious, and he also had a street fight with Tokugawa Hidejo, who was known as the "pretty general". The two greeted each other with their fists and fought until their noses were blue and their faces were swollen, and it was said that Zheng Chenggong also knocked down the two front teeth of Tokugawa Hidejo.

After the beating, Zheng Chenggong got up from the ground, lightly slapped his slightly dirty clothes, grinned and touched his blue nose and swollen face, spit on the ground fiercely, and let out cruel words: "If you pester the princess again, your grandfather Zheng will beat you until your parents can't recognize it, and that girl will be mine sooner or later." ”

The princess, who had already misunderstood Zheng Chenggong very much, stood on a tall building not far away, biting the handkerchief in her mouth and crying into tears.

Until the end, the emperor of the previous dynasty sighed and kept shaking his head to agree to this marriage, but when it came to the juncture, Zheng Gongcheng suddenly made a moth: "After the wedding, the child of me and the princess will be surnamed Zheng!" ”

All of a sudden, the court was criticizing and scolding, scolding Zheng Chenggong for making inches, not knowing what to do, to kill the head, to kill the head, no, for the sake of royal dignity, to punish the nine clans.

But Li Taibai, the poet who heard about it, looked up and laughed, thinking that Zheng Chenggong was extremely interesting, and came to visit, and the two became friends for this, Li Taibai once said very happily in front of others: "In front of others to call a poet immortal, I Li Taibai accepted it calmly, but in front of Zheng Gongzi to call the poet immortal, I really dare not be." ”

The Zheng family was worried, Zheng's father was also strict with Zheng Chenggong, the princess of the previous dynasty came to Zheng's mansion crying, and Zheng's mother was busy comforting the princess, saying that Zheng Xiaozi had been locked up and confined to him, and the princess wanted to kill Xi Tingzun.

The princess came to Zheng Chenggong's room crying, and when she saw Zheng Chenggong with a nonchalant face, she cried even harder, and said, "For me, can't you be wronged?" ”

Zheng Chenggong's machismo swelled, glared and said: "This is not a question of whether to be wronged or not, let alone whether to love you or not, this is a big matter of a man's dignity." And I want to live with you as a family of three, not contaminated with any royal luxury, I will be in charge of the family at home in the future, busy with how to live during the day, take toys home at night, sit down to have a delicious meal. ”

The princess stopped crying, and looked at Zheng Chenggong with wide eyes: "How do you know what kind of life I want to live?" I haven't ever mentioned it to anyone. She was born in the emperor's family, but she doesn't like the days of worry-free food and clothing, and fantasizes about ordinary days all day long, but the princess has the identity of a princess, just think about it, don't think about it.

Zheng Gongcheng, who was slightly stunned for nine out of ten sentences on weekdays, scratched his head, and said honestly: "I don't know, this is just the day I think about in my heart." ”

The princess burst into tears and laughed, took the initiative to hold Zheng Chenggong's hand, and said shyly: "I'll wait for you!" ”

Zheng Chenggong's unstingy personality surged up, raising his eyebrows. Said lightly: "What are you waiting for, it's good if the weather is sunny today!" ”

Thereupon. This bold and tough princess of the former dynasty spent the night in the stunned Zheng family, chic, upright, and clean.

Zheng Chenggong, who has always been not afraid of the sky and the earth, and has done all kinds of ridiculous things, has mixed feelings, worries, fears, can't sit down, can't stand steadily, and trips over a stool. I fell a dog eating, was scalded by tea, and stomped my feet and scolded my mother. Out of the foreign appearance, full of ugliness.

His Majesty the Emperor, who was looking through the folk collection in the palace and had both virtue and virtue, was furious for a while, and smashed his fist on the imperial desk, and the beloved glass lamp shattered to the ground. And then even more angry. But there is nothing to be done about the raw rice being cooked and the rice is already in the boat. After thinking about it, he issued three holy decrees in a row to kill Zheng Chenggong.

The Zheng family was crazy and chaotic again, Zheng's father sighed, and Zheng's mother couldn't cry.

Her Royal Highness the princess sat in the hall of the Zheng family: "If the husband has three longs and two shorts, I will never live." ”

His Majesty didn't have any way at all, but how he thought about it and felt unwilling, and verbally agreed to the marriage. But Zheng Chenggong was asked to do two things.

The princess knew that there was a conspiracy, and it was certainly not a good thing. If you don't let it, you have to carry it to the end with Your Majesty.

But Zheng Chenggong jumped out and said, "It's time to be wronged for you!" "Cleanly agreed to His Majesty's request.

The first thing is to get up and go to Jiayuguan to exercise for two years, what the emperor wants is to let Zheng Chenggong go to the border to endure hardships, and send two handwritten edicts to Jiayuguan, Jiayuguan guards will have unspeakable hardships to receive the holy decree, get it, then make it difficult for this concubine, I only hope that this concubine will be more relaxed, don't go back to the capital, and wear small shoes for yourself.

In Jiayuguan, Zheng Chenggong did suffer a lot of difficulties, but they also endured it, every day back to the camp, first sighed in the camp tent, took off his shoes and socks, rubbed his shoulders and feet, and muttered some strange words to himself, so scared that the Jiayu guards were busy in private to let the hall horses are not chattering: "After I return to Beijing, you are good-looking", but the words that came back made the Jiayu Pass guards stand on the spot, stood quietly for a long time, shook their heads, sighed, just said silently:" The royal relatives are really good at playing. ”

Zheng Chenggong said: "A watermelon, cut it in half, half for you, half for him, I don't have it, I'm angry." ”

The princess came twice during her visit, and after the second time she returned, the princess was happy. Zheng Chenggong jumped three feet high happily, and hurriedly wrote more than 1,000 children's names, 500 boys' names, and 500 girls' names in one breath, among which one of the boys' names was "Zheng Tuo", which means to expand the territory.

His Majesty the Emperor was unhappy again, this kid was still proud, with a holy decree and a secret edict, he went to Jiayuguan, saving a lot of flowery rhetoric, and the general meaning between the lines was "let the master go to the gate to go for a walk outside the gate and appreciate the great rivers and mountains outside the gate".

Zheng Gongcheng scolded a dirty word in private, and had to go to the gate to eat wind and sand, after arriving outside the gate, Zheng Chenggong was extremely lucky to catch up with a good weather, the sunset on the long river, full of desolation, the horse master poetry was prosperous, first made a bullshit, messy poem - "I came here, saw the majestic magnificent, a bow, and saw an ant, small, busy, crawling, far away in the sky, I hope you are also by my side!" ”

After listening, the Jiayu guard said in his heart that he had a toothache, and his butt hurt a little, what bullshit.

The master didn't care, opened his arms, closed his eyes, and said the poem that Li Taibai called the first sentence of the ages-why don't the men take Wu Hook and collect Guanshan Fifty Prefectures!

Then, with less than 10,000 stragglers, the horse master really had to collect the "Fifty Prefectures of Henan and North Henan" outside Guanshan, which was known as the "Xiongnu Southern Imperial Court", and the world was shocked, only to know that the horse master had such courage and courage.

The Huns were furious and hurriedly transferred 30,000 cavalry to support.

The Jiayu guard was busy writing to the imperial court, asking for support, and at the same time asking Zheng Chenggong to retreat quickly, lest the Xiongnu army be surrounded and there would be no way to retreat.

Zheng Chenggong smiled, not only did not retreat, but ordered the army to move forward, and the Hun cavalry, who were advancing rapidly, was shocked in his heart, thinking that the southern court was cheating, so he slowed down, and transferred 20,000 cavalry from other tribes, gathering into 50,000 horses.

At this time, the army of more than 30,000 people of the former dynasty had arrived, and the troops of the two sides were stationed on the grassland, and a great battle was about to break out.

If the capture of Guanshan Fifty Prefectures showed the courage and courage of the Horse Soldier Saint, then this battle between the Central Plains and the grassland fully demonstrated Zheng Chenggong's art of war and strategy, and the mercenaries were dispatched as they pleased, as if they were moving their hands and feet. After the exaggeration of the Jiayu Pass guard, who was already convinced, Zheng Chenggong became a magical character: "At that time, the number of Huns was above 50,000, the soldiers were strong and strong, and our army was 30,000 horses. Guess what's going on? Everyone asked with great interest, "What's the matter?" What's wrong? The Jiayu guard will chirp and say: "The master of the horse said lightly, and let my aunt move the soldiers and horses to one piece and beat through the Hun cavalry." ”

The actual situation is that Zheng Chenggong did not say "Let me stretch my legs and feet and transfer the soldiers and horses together", let alone "penetrate the Hun cavalry", the situation at that time was that the master of the horse was holding a fan and said with a frank chest: "That, is my chilled watermelon ready, this is almost dying, and no one is allowed to eat cold?" ”

When the war really started, Zheng Chenggong completely changed a person, although the number of troops was small, but everywhere suppressed the Hun cavalry, the tactics of encircling and sending reinforcements were used to the extreme, and they created their own candle arrays, and played the tactics of attacking cities and conquering cities in the Central Plains on the grassland, so that the Huns made a very wrong judgment - the army in the south was no less than 100,000 people.

In order to consolidate the results of the battle, Zheng Chenggong also wrote more than 30,000 words of "Jiayuguan Defense Shutao", which introduced the Jiayuguan defense system in detail, and also accompanied by pictures to describe the appearance of the checkpoint, the Jiayuguan defense system has continued since then, and has become the prototype and foundation of the "Fengsui system" of the two princes of the Great Wei Kingdom.

When leaving Jiayuguan, Zheng Chenggong also made a move that made the front court extremely relieved, he took off his pants and poured a soak of urine on the outside of the pass.

(I like to write this kind of bridge, cheerful, happy, casual, and then sad, affectionate, deep love, tears.) Do you think that the story of Zheng Chenggong and the princess can become a book, joy and misunderstanding in the early stage, magnificent waves in the middle stage, and tragic and sadistic in the end? Also, let's go check on Wu Qingyuan, amazing! No wonder my husband worships Youjia! (To be continued......)