Zheng Chenggong, the master of the horse, received the fifty states of Guanshan in a mighty invincible state, and when he left Jiayuguan, he was extremely indecent but extraordinarily heroic and poured a soak of urine on the outside of the pass.

The officials and men of the capital were proud, and the literati and ink writers suddenly felt that they were proud of their eyebrows, and in the head-to-head contest with the Huns, there was finally a hearty and indisputable victory on the frontal battlefield, and there was no need to write some vague words and roundabout words to cover up the ugliness of defeat in the future, and finally they could write a sentence with a splash of ink "I won a complete victory, pursued the Huns for more than 100 miles, and annihilated more than 10,000 enemies", and described Zheng Chenggong's bubble of urine as "The Milky Way falls for nine days, and the air grows through the rainbow", made the horse-eater, who was not thin-skinned, blushing a little.

From Jiayuguan to the capital, the horse master will always be warmly welcomed by thousands of empty alleys everywhere, many young ladies in order to see the demeanor of the horse master in groups, like a group of dancing butterflies and kill over, looking at the horse sitting on the tall horse is really more and more happy, the more you look at the heartbeat, look at the charming little eyes of the horse master, it is really spiritual.

Finally, someone couldn't help but take out the Xiangluo handkerchief in his arms and threw it out, the Xiangluo handkerchief seemed to have eyes, and it fell on the head of the horse master lightly, and there was a strong aroma in the nose, and the horse master couldn't help but sneez, and reached out to remove the Xiangluo handkerchief on the head, and before he could react, he suddenly found that he was smashing countless guys head-on.

The horse master didn't have time to dodge, so he was smashed and dizzy, and took a closer look. Oh, that's a magnificent, majestic view, what handkerchiefs, embroidered shoes, longevity locks. There is even a flower belly pocket among them...... It's really amazing and amazing.

As soon as he was distracted, the guards were rushed away by the ladies, and there was a burst of random touching, and the horse master hurriedly protected his chest, dodging left and right, but unfortunately he was touched a few times, and the most frightening thing for the horse master was. He obviously rushed to a hand and slapped his buttocks, and it was a pinch in the shot, and the force was just right.

The horse master couldn't help but shudder. shouted among the warblers and swallows: "It's rude! But the sound was drowned out in the red and willow green, and no one heard it.

After a parade, the horse master was exhausted and rubbed his buttocks. Looking at the young ladies of all sizes hanging all over their bodies. Smacking the taste, I always felt weird, and said to the people around me: "Hey, I understand it now, I don't have to return to my hometown, but like a parade that is about to be pushed to the entrance of the vegetable market to cut off his head, this big and small thing is rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves in the hands of the people." ”

The people around him hurriedly patted their asses and said, "Master, that's not what I said." The little ones want to suffer such street demonstrations, isn't it because they don't have this majestic qualification and handsome appearance! ”

Master Ma heard the words "handsome appearance". I was proud, and I raised my foot and kicked the people around me: "It's very realistic." ”

But on the way back to Beijing, Zheng Chenggong was still inevitably greeted by the rain of ink, and the poet fairy Li Taibai once wrote poems to ridicule the horse master because of this - the flowers gradually become charming, and the asakusa can have no horseshoe - he thinks that he writes in accordance with the situation and the situation, and it is full of fun.

I heard rumors that when I saw the city wall of the capital for the first time, my eyes were moist, my tears were sincere, and my emotions were realistic. People finally understood that the master had a deep and sincere attachment to this homeland, and he was not only a hero who defeated the Huns, but also a man with rich feelings.

Finally, the horse master who was no longer subjected to the street parade wiped his tears, heard the saying "homeland attachment", and said privately with a pout: "Attachment? I'm attached to you on the face. ”

Who would have thought that just after returning to the capital, the national hero Zheng Chenggong had another big disaster, and rushed into the door with his front foot, but found that his wife was not at home and went into the palace to have a baby. The horse lord rolled his eyes, ready to surprise the princess, climbed over the wall into the house of Yue Wangye next door, secretly picked bright flowers from the back garden of Yue Wangye, and returned home at the risk of being chased by dogs.

After doing all this, the horse master sat in his seat, anxious, drank cup after cup of tea, and muttered, "Why haven't you come back yet?" ”

The little maid replied: "When the princess enters the palace, she often goes in the morning and returns in the evening, and she never thinks that the princess will come back a few days in advance. ”

The master of the horse waved his hand again and again, saying that he did not need to, and in the process of being bored, the little servant in the house carried a box of pastries into the hall, and when he saw the master of the horse, he was also slightly stunned, and hurriedly put down the pastries, and explained: "This is the pastry sent by the third son of the Su family, a scholar, to the princess." ”

The face of the master of the horse is displeased, the Su family is a famous family in the court, the three generations of the family are all scholars, and the behavior is upright and noble, and the articles written are all wonderful, and the third son of the Su family, at a young age, is on the temple step by step, the higher he goes, the more stable he goes, and many people regard him as the prince of the court in the near future. The Su family is also willing to pave the way for the third son of Su to build a bridge, and the family clearly said that "the third son is already better than blue".

However, what annoys the most is that the third son and the princess of the Su family have played from childhood to adulthood, two childhood sweethearts who have no guesses, and the relationship is ruthless.

Zheng Chenggong complained about this, and privately gave the third son of the Su family an indecent title of "third grandson".

Before tying the knot with the princess, the two had conflicts with each other because of the problem of Su Sangongzi, Zheng Chenggong felt that the three grandsons were an eyesore and wanted to beat them up to vent their hatred, but Her Royal Highness the princess protected her third brother Su as a sister, and the two quarreled about it.

Since the princess married Zheng Chenggong, Su Sangongzi has been affectionate, stopped at courtesy, buried the emotions in his heart very deeply, and the pastries sent today are also considerate condolences between friends.

But the horse master was angry, and he was still furiously annoyed. A face that was already red like a monkey's buttocks, and he saw the neatly arranged pastries in the food box in front of him. The anger rose up, grabbed three pieces in one hand, and devoured them, it doesn't matter if you eat this, it's so fucking delicious!

This pastry is not only beautiful, but also delicious, and the horse master is even more annoyed. While eating, I saw a note under the food box, and I didn't care about washing my hands, so I wiped it on my body. When I picked up the paper and looked at it, my eyes suddenly lit up, and what was written on the note was not explicit words, but very plain. These are some daily maintenance precautions. Extremely detailed and organized.

The horse master finally couldn't sit still, jumped up from the seat with a bang, didn't say a word, turned over on the horse, went to the Su Mansion, kicked open the gate of the Su Mansion after getting off the horse, and beat when he saw someone. overturned the Su family guards, and entered the Su family hall with a stick.

Zheng Chenggong searched the Su family vigorously. didn't find the third son of Su, so he "jumped over the wall in a hurry" and beat the old lady of the Su family who was meeting guests, saying that the Su family didn't have a good thing. It just so happened that it was the son of the emperor's nurse who visited the Su family that day, and when he was young, he called the emperor a brother and sister, hooked shoulders and backs, and later made an exception to canonize the prince.

Where can the red-eyed horse master listen to the old marquis's bitter persuasion, and without saying a word, the old marquis, whose body is not strong, is also overturned. The old marquis sighed, and just after wailing, he saw that the master of the horse was angry and made up for it.

When things got bigger, Zheng Chenggong returned to the house like no one, sat in the hall, and thought that he was ready to ask the princess Xingshi for his guilt.

When the princess heard that the princess had returned to the house, she also pushed back the plan to have dinner with her father and queen mother, got on the horse and drove, and rushed back to the mansion in high spirits.

This misunderstanding was resolved, and the brocade guards in the palace came to the Horse Mansion, and without saying a word, escorted the Horse Master into the prison.

At this time, His Majesty in the palace was once again angry by Zheng Chenggong, looking at the Su scholar and the king of Huainan who were beaten and bruised and swollen in the imperial study, raised his hand and put it down three times in a row, and ordered the concubine in prison to write a confession, and apologized to the scholar Su and the king of Huainan in person.

Zheng Chenggong, who was in prison, wrote a confession in a dashing manner, and the confession was sent to the palace, the emperor's face softened slightly, but when he opened the scroll and read it, a breath of blood gushed up, and he almost didn't take his back on it, nothing was written on it, only a line of big characters - the so-called readers are all dog things!

The former dynasty admired literature and suppressed martial arts, and attached great importance to the readers, although the way of the temple of the Son of Heaven was blocked extremely strictly, but for the court above the scholars respected well, at that time, the Ministry of Rites was from the first product, and the military department was only from the second product, and the difference between the front and back was one product, far from the Great Wei State, the military department was the second product, and the rest of the books were from the second product.

Although many generals secretly had fun, they raised their big mother's fingers and exclaimed: "What the master said is extremely reasonable", but he only said it in his heart, and he definitely would not take it out above the court and "reason" with the group of civil officials whose tongues were like firecrackers.

The readers who had just improved Zheng Chenggong's senses were furious again, and they couldn't stand Zheng Chenggong's arrogance at all, and the old things were brought up again, and the soaked urine that was praised before has now become evidence of "insulting the national style" and "sweeping the floor".

The princess with a big belly came to visit the prison, Zheng Chenggong still had a black face, and the princess who knew the whole story was not angry because of the absurd actions of the horse master, but her heart was a little sweet, shouldn't you marry someone who cares about herself and cares about herself!

Seeing the princess's difficult movements, which was worthy of crossing the threshold of prison, Zheng Chenggong's little heart liver melted suddenly, and he was busy reaching out to help him, and carefully led in, and the two were sweet and greasy for a while, and discussed the child's name for a while.

The next day, above the court, there was first a holy decree praising the great achievements of the Horse Lord for receiving the fifty states of Guanshan, and another holy decree reproaching the Horse Lord for being rampant and arrogant, innocently beating the court officials, and assigning the Ryukyu thieves for three years, and only after three years did he enter Beijing.

Zheng Chenggong was not convinced, and asked to wait until the princess gave birth to a child before setting off, His Majesty sighed and agreed.

The child was born, it was a girl, Zheng Chenggong jumped three feet high, and was busy choosing a gentle, amiable, and catchy name among the five hundred girl names, but a holy decree came down, and His Majesty gave the name Zheng Tuo and canonized Princess Changping. The old eunuch who announced the decree explained in a low voice: "The master of the horse has collected the fifty states of Guanshan, and His Majesty has given the name Zheng Tuo,"

Zheng Chenggong still jumped three feet high, but this time he was so angry that a female doll actually gave a boy's name, which made the concubine who sketched "Zheng Piaoxue", "Zheng Tianzi" and "Zheng Rou" all night a lot of deflated, but he had to kowtow and thank him and shout long live, which was really embarrassing.

The child was born, Zheng Chenggong had to get up and go to Ryukyu Island, one step three times, walked for more than half a month and did not arrive at Jiangnan Road, saw the falling flowers and flowing water, remembered the wife and children at home, felt entangled, and wrote a messy "two-character song": "It was two birds on the branches, but it fell into two places, one in the north, one in the south, lovesick and tearful, look at the chopsticks are two, look at the red candle is a pair, look down at the stream, a pair of fish foam, look up at the blue sky, the winged birds both fly, When eating, he was alone, and his face was full of tears when he picked up the bowl. ”

When His Majesty heard about this, he read the "Song of Two Characters", and he felt a sense of pride in his heart, and ordered him to arrive on Ryukyu Island within 15 days, and stay on Ryukyu Island for an extra year before he was too late.

The horse master is a sincere fear, don't care about the sadness and sadness, quickly whip up, all the way to the dust, and finally came to the Ryukyu Island, after arriving on the island, began to be sad again, often auditory hallucinations, from time to time will see his wife holding his daughter beckoning to himself, running and running, running a long distance or not catching up, and finally woke up, only to be shocked, people have come to the edge of the cliff, and then take a step forward, it will burp.

One day, Zheng Chenggong wandered along the coastline like a lonely ghost, and when he looked up again, he saw his wife standing not far away with his daughter in his arms, he shook his head with a wry smile, walked past his wife and daughter, and muttered: "Ha, I won't be fooled again." ”

After walking by, he was even more puzzled, as if he remembered something, and suddenly turned around, he found his wife laughing.

The princess finally couldn't help laughing, the sea breeze blew away her black hair, and a few naughty ones were still in her mouth, she brushed her hair, supported her waist with one hand, hugged Zheng Tuo with the other, and said with a smile: "After reading your "Two Character Song", I think it is quite poetic, so I escaped. (To be continued......)