Just when everyone was talking about "The Big Incident", on the computer screens of many netizens, the picture was quietly fixed on the picture of Han Shuo, who was wearing Wang Nima's hood, picking up the newspaper on the table.

Han Shuo officially began his journey of comic news commentary.

"Liuzhou Evening News reported that at half past seven in the morning of September 20, when Ms. Liu fell on a construction site, she was suddenly hit in the head by a hard object falling from the sky, and of course she fainted and fell to the ground, and the boss happily compensated Ms. Liu 500 yuan."

"Is there '' since the plane was airdropped on the flight? Or what kind of birdman pulls the flight? Be careful. ”

When this news was read out by Han Shuo seriously, all netizens burst into laughter!

"I'll you!"

"Is this news? It's more novel than a novel! ”

"Tai Nima is funny, I even suspect that this is not news, but a joke made up by Teacher Han Shuo."

"Upstairs, it's true, I went to Baidu just now, it's a real thing that happened a few days ago! It's just that the news commented on this matter not so funny! ”

"I'm cǎo grass, against the sky, it's the first time I know that the news can still be done like this! It doesn't sound very strict, but I'm good at it! It's not funny news, so I don't like to hear it. ”

"Teacher Han Shuo's comment is too classic, since there was '', airdrop, birdman, how did you grow this brain? How can you come up with such a spooky word? ”

And then there's the next piece of news.

This news is about Chaoxian, about Kim Zhengen's appeal to the official republican to stop the people's lax call for him.

", I get scared when I hear it. Whether the news is true or not, it has wronged us, when have we ever called Jin Sanpang's name. We have always respected Jin Sanpang, this must be fake news. Don't believe it, everyone. ”

When netizens heard this news comment, they laughed even more violently than just now!

"Ouch, no, my stomach hurts with laughter!"

"Teacher Han Shuo, you're too funny, isn't it?"

"Laughed and cried. Don't you want to be so funny! I'm now completely convinced of Teacher Han Shuo, I originally watched an opening animation before, and I had some complaints about the teacher, but now for this novel and interesting comedy show, I realized that I was too wrong and outrageous! ”

"Teacher Han Shuo, you are talking about such funny news, and your expression is so strict, do you know that this is the main reason why we laugh!"

……

One by one, the news or jokes were broadcast by Han Shuo, and the next one was a very novel joke for netizens in this world.

"That's a story: Once upon a time. There was a little white rabbit, and one day he dug up a big carrot. When he happily moved the carrots home, he killed a pangolin on the way, and the pangolin snatched the carrot of the little white rabbit. The little white rabbit was very angry and said to the pangolin: What are you doing! ”

The pangolin said a word, and the little white rabbit heard it, and immediately committed suicide. Guess what the pangolin said? ”

When it was played here, Han Shuo was wearing Wang Nima's hood, with the crazy expression on the hood and the violent body language, and roared, "What did the pangolin say? ”

And then. There is no such thing as this, and it goes straight to the next paragraph.

Many netizens saw this. The tangle in my heart, what did the pangolin say, can you meow this question first before proceeding to the next paragraph?

But the show skipped this paragraph at all, and if they didn't act, they had no choice but to guess what the pangolin said in the comments.

"I'm cǎo grass! Teacher Han Shuo. Are you trying to kill me? What did the pangolin say? Why did the little white rabbit commit suicide? ”

"When you say this upstairs, my heart is also beginning to entangle, yes, what did this pangolin say? How could there be such a power that a rabbit would commit suicide? If only I had learned this phrase. Isn't it invincible all over the world? ”

"But the question is, why did we think that Teacher Han Shuo was going to reveal the correct answer to this sentence, but he just skipped it! What's going on? Who knows? ”

There is a very stupid netizen named Dingqua who replied very classicly:

The answer could be: Pangolin said: A few years ago, I married a widow, Pangolin, who had an adult daughter who later married my father. My stepdaughter became my stepmother, and my father became my son-in-law. Two years later my wife gave birth to a son for me, he is my stepmother's half-brother, my son calls me dad and I call my son uncle. My stepdaughter gave birth to another son for my father, who is my younger brother, but he has to call me grandpa. I am my wife's husband, but my wife is my stepmother's mother, so I am my own grandfather. And you're the half-brother of that my stepmother! After the pangolin said this, the rabbit thought about it for a moment and committed suicide. ”

"Poof! Is that really the case? Did the pangolin really say this? It feels so complicated. ”

"It's kind of interesting, this little rabbit is probably confused by such a complicated relationship, in fact, then again, I don't know what the hell is the relationship between pangolins and rabbits, do you know?"

"I don't know, I'm dizzy just looking at it! It's a mother, a father, and a grandfather, and there are not enough heads! ”

"How did Teacher Han Shuo make it up? I admire him so much! ”

At this time, the rhythm under the lamp came to answer everyone's questions: "Hey, don't guess, you just guessed the wrong direction." In fact, the pangolin didn't say anything at all, this paragraph is specifically for Black Virgo. Because anyone who is a Virgo will be entangled to death by the question of 'what did the pangolin say'! This is the fundamental reason why Mr. Han Shuo made up this paragraph! ”

After commenting on the rhythm under the desk lamp, a large wave of netizens replied frantically!

"I'll go! What the hell did the pangolin say, it turned out to be for the Black Virgo! ”

"I'm not a Virgo, and I'm half dead entangled by this question!"

"Teacher Han Shuo, you're too shameless! Is Virgo recruiting you to provoke you? You used such cruel means to kill them! ”

"I don't know if there are any Virgo living people watching the show in front of the computer at this time, whether there are or not, I will first mourn for Virgo people for five minutes."

"Haha, Teacher Han Shuo, I'll support you, if Virgos dare to bully me in the future, I'll read this story out loud and drive them crazy!"

"Kneel! I've never seen such a host who can't get along with Virgo! ”

"......" (To be continued......)