Chapter 188 [It's so exciting!] 】
Netizens were really scared this time, originally they were extremely disappointed with Han Shuo's new show, but suddenly, Han Shuo came to such a hand, and the sharp contrast brought by this before and after made Cheng Dù, who was frightened, rise to an unparalleled level.
"Oh my God!"
"My ears!"
"Unbelievable!"
"It's just blinding my dog's eye!"
"I'll go to your second grandmother, Teacher Han Shuo, are you still human?"
"It's fiercer than fighting chicken blood, Teacher Han Shuo, you're really awesome!"
"I wasn't optimistic about "The Big Incident", but now I'm suddenly becoming interested!"
"That's right, just with this unique opening line, it can attract most people's attention!"
"Damn, now if anyone dares to say that "The Big Incident" is not good-looking, I will beat you to death! Have you ever seen such a great opening line? Haven't seen it! ”
"Originally, because of this humble system, the click-through rate of "Runaway Event" will definitely be very bleak, and even the reputation of Teacher Han Shuo will be lowered because of this, but this anti-heaven performance can definitely pull up the click-through rate again! Moreover, just with an opening statement, I am afraid that the click-through rate of this issue of "Runaway Event" will exceed the click-through rate record set by "Sling Man"! ”
"Teacher Han Shuo, you are so TMD, I have already surrendered to you!"
The people in the crew of "Faith Nation" were also frightened by this opening statement! Just now, they all belittled this show and belittled Han Shuo, but now, without exception, they are all applauding!
"It's the speed of speech. I didn't even know what he was talking about, so he finished. ”
"It's just against the sky, just this hand can bring a lot of clicks."
"It seems that our previous conclusion is too early, I'm afraid that the last one to compete with our show for the click rate championship is this "Runaway Event"!"
"It's an idea. If you don't accept it, I think I have to take back the previous sentence of 'Han Shuo Jianglang is finished'. ”
All of you here are in the industry, and for this kind of awkward and lengthy lines, it is respectful and avoidable, and I wish there was as little as possible, in case I encountered it, it would be as uncomfortable as eating a fly. The long lines are already lucky to be able to say them once with a good word, how can it be like Han Shuo. Bringing the opening statement to a new level?
In addition to these people, the meager big Vs also joined in the fun.
Artist Jin Yangkang: "Teacher Han Shuo, I admire you more and more now, singing and dancing, you can do everything, now you have such a song again, do you want to make the hosts all over the world unemployed?" ”
The goddess of milk tea: "Poof-Han Shuo, don't you want to be so funny." An opening line can make you say it so catchy. ”
Little Heavenly King Lin Tian: "Han Shuo, your current steps. It's getting farther and farther away from humanity. ”
The popular student Chen Sicong: "Kneel!" This can't be called a miracle anymore, it's a miracle! ”
The Internet is very lively now, and many people who didn't plan to watch "The Big Event" in the first place turned to watch it because it was being talked about everywhere, and the result was a look. He was also impressed by Han Shuo's astonishing speed of speech, and left a series of "slots" to express the excitement in his heart at this time.
Many people are calling for their friends to come together to witness this miracle created by Han Shuo!
……
in a room.
There is a girl who just closed the window of "The Big Incident" in a lost place, and wanted to go to the toilet to vent her anger fiercely, but she just stood up. I heard the penguin's "Didi" sound unfathomably.
"Yang baa, what are you doing? I'm trying to go to the bathroom. ”
"What kind of toilet to go to, hold it first, now hurry up and open "The Big Event", you will have unexpected surprises!"
"There's something to see, I've seen it a little bit, and it's not interesting, so I'll close the window."
"The old lady is really going to be by you, do you know that you just missed one of the best performances?"
"Just a table and a man wearing a Wang Nima hood, it's hard for me to imagine what's so wonderful about this."
"I won't raise the bar with you, it's exciting or not, you'll know it when you watch it, it's right behind the opening animation, I promise you'll be hooked after watching it!"
"Well, I'll believe you, I'll not go to the toilet first, and I'll finish watching the show you said."
"Okay, don't hesitate any longer, hurry up and watch, I won't let you down!"
……
A family home.
Somewhere in the living room of a house.
A young man was shouting at the bedroom with his throat pulled, "Ruhua, come and watch "The Big Incident", it's beautiful to cry!" ”
"Look good, don't think that the old lady doesn't know, such a shoddy show is simply insulting the eyes of labor and management!"
"The animation at the beginning doesn't mean anything, I dare to pack tickets, the show that is being broadcast now is 10,000 times more exciting than that opening animation!"
"Really? What is the stage of the show now? ”
"The host is reading the opening remarks."
"Nani? What kind of plane? To say an opening statement, are you so excited? It's like what I did to you. ”
"Really, I will never dare to lie to you, Ruhua, I bet that if I lie to you, I will be whipped by you every night!"
"Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I believe you for the time being, and if you lie to me, I will whip you day and night! Oh, and I've got the candles ready, too! ”
……
The same scene is playing out all over the country.
Originally, many people were quite disappointed with this "Runaway Event" because of the opening animation, but Han Shuo recited that awkward opening sentence at a shocking speed, which really shocked many people!
The news about this opening sentence was like a plague, and it quickly broke out wildly across the country!
Many netizens who had closed the window of the rampage incident have opened the window again!
"! I wanted to chop my hands, but I was really cheap just now, but I missed such a wonderful performance! ”
"Who wouldn't, if it weren't for my friend suing me, I would have missed such a joyful show!"
"This opening remark really amazed me, but I don't know if Teacher Han Shuo will come up with any eye-catching performances next? Look at this scene, the desk, there are several newspapers and magazines on the table, is this to report some news? ”
"Hey, maybe it is."
"However, what's so good about reading the news, it's boring!"
"That maybe, Teacher Han Shuo can make such a fresh and refined opening statement, even if he reads the news next, he won't disappoint everyone, let's just watch it patiently." (To be continued......)