XXX - The Debris Pile Incident (3)

(One more to say that the author I wrote recently.,Suddenly I found out that the plot about the moon Ji began to forget.,It's time to make up for it.,Because I changed the computer before, I'm going to replay it again.,Depressed)

"Well, because of the mistake just now, today's dinner may be of poor quality, so I temporarily fried some snacks and added them, so what can I do if I don't care? Why are you both looking at me like that? It feels weird, is there something on my face?" After asking the two ceremonies and others to move out the steak that had been "burnt" due to a "sudden accident", Emiya Shirou immediately fried some sausages, sun eggs and other snacks over a fierce fire to make up for the reduced amount, and after bringing the snacks out of the table, Emiya Shirou sat down slowly, and then took a leisurely sip of black tea.

However, Emiya Shirou was able to find an excuse in a dignified manner, in fact, thanks to his superb language skills and a face thicker than the city wall (from Red A), although the water content in the sentence just now was as high as 90%, but there was still a little bit of truth in it, just by virtue of that little bit of truth, Emiya Shirou was already able to say the excuse with confidence.

Although the damage caused by the explosion of flames was minimized with the superb cooking skills of Emiya Shirou, and it was so low that it could still be used as a main dish in a five-star restaurant, the quality was still reduced a little bit, as long as there was a reduction, the quality was relatively poor, didn't it mean that it was "comparatively" poor? Therefore, Emiya Shirou grasped the truth in his words, and he was also bold when he spoke of it, and he was not guilty, of course, this was just on the surface, as for what Emiya Shirou had in his heart, only he knew.

"No, it's nothing, don't worry about Xiao Shirou~ Then again, even if there is a "mistake", it is still delicious, it really deserves to be Xiao Shirou~ Do you say yes? "Elquite's smile is pleasing to the eye, but why does Emiya Shirou feel that this smile looks familiar?

"Well, Shirou's cooking is still so delicious," the uneasiness and guilt on the faces of the two ceremonies on the side had disappeared without a trace, and they returned to their usual tone and poker face with a little coldness. Seeing that the two ceremonies returned to normal, Emiya Shirou felt happy from the bottom of his heart, and sure enough, the Lori style with a poker face was better than the Lori style that sobbed and cried! At least when I look at it, my heart is much more steady, and I won't feel the slightest guilt

But Emiya Shirou didn't realize that in fact, the little two ceremonies were not completely poker faces, she not only showed a smile in her eyes when Emiya Shirou didn't look at her, but her small mouth was also slightly upturned, and her little face was red, but whenever Emiya Shirou's face turned around, she immediately replied to the poker face.

The three of them had dinner in a quiet atmosphere, although at the beginning Elquit's strange gaze made Emiya Shirou feel a little wrong, but in the end nothing happened, so Emiya Shirou regarded this as his own heart, don't look at his lying just now without changing his face, think that he is the same as he looks, calm and relaxed, you must know that when he lies confidently, his heart and tone are completely inverse, and he is nervous. After all, it is quite a skill test to tell a "lie" in a straightforward manner, and a little panic in the expression will also become one of the flaws, so it is not an exaggeration to describe the mood of Emiya Shirou just now.

After dinner, the three of them gathered in the living room again as they did yesterday, Erquit and the two ceremonies were watching TV as usual, and Emiya Shirou also sat at the dining table to read his newspaper, sipping the black tea he had brewed and resting for a while, so that he could recuperate and tidy up his miscellaneous things for a while, and the three of them passed the time like an ordinary family member. Suddenly, Emiya Shirou took a small sip of tea and spoke to the two.

"By the way, Sister Elquit, I'll ask you a question, are you free tomorrow?"

"Yes, but why do you ask?" The two ceremonies nodded silently, and as for Erquit, he looked at the TV and asked Emiya Shirou without looking back.

Finally waited for you to open your mouth Hehe, Erquit's mind began to move, ready to play a prank, but unfortunately Emiya Shirou's angle was not good enough, if you look at it from the perspective of the two ceremonies at this time, you can see that the corners of Erquit's mouth have been slightly hooked more than ten degrees.

"Well, I have something to do on Sunday, and I shouldn't be free all day, but instead I have a free day tomorrow, and I just asked my friend about the general location of the buildings and places here, and if you want to hang out with you tomorrow?" Emiya Shirou sipped black tea while saying what he thought about it, this plan had already germinated in his heart when he asked Aozaki Aoko and Kuenji Yuzhu to take him to familiarize himself with the nearby environment, and he was originally going to propose it during dinner, but when he first returned home, based on the fact that his new home suddenly became a landfill, the impact on him was too great, and after coming to his senses, he had been preaching to the two Elquite, so the matter was put on hold. It was only now that Emiya Shirou took advantage of this break to mention this matter to the two Elquites.

"I'm going, I'm going, I'm definitely going~" As soon as Elquit heard that it was going out to play, she immediately jumped up triumphantly, but soon she stopped cheering, stretched out a finger and put it in front of her lips, and smiled.

"What about you?" However, Emiya Shirou's attention is not on Erquit now, so he didn't notice the smile that this little sister Ilia who had been in his previous life was immediately unlucky as soon as she showed it.

"I'm going to thank Shirou." The two ceremonies nodded and smiled in agreement. The two ceremonies of laughing are not only beautiful in themselves, but they are even more beautiful when they laugh, and because of her cold personality in the original book, it caused a contrast and cuteness, and immediately hooked away the soul of a certain Loricon.

What the hell do you do to make such a beautiful little Lori grow up and be as cold as ice! Could it be that the elders of the Liangyi family are all scum like Jian Tong Dirty Yan, fortunately, his appearance disrupted the plot of the original book, otherwise the two ceremonies will become the appearance of six relatives who are not close to each other, anyway, it is better to take a detour to kill the old men of the Liangyi family another day? The more I look at Xiao Shi's smile now, the more I want to do this, but what if Xiao Shi is worried about someone in it? Or is it better to just beat them up? Emiya Shirou saved the two ceremonies that day, and after staying with her, he had already put the two ceremonies in a position similar to that of Ilia before (because now the soul and Ji Yi of the two generations of Emiya Shirou have been inherited, so although they will be irreplaceable treasured people, Ilia and Rin Tosaka's status will

It's special, after all, I've been together for two lifetimes), looking at her happy appearance now, Emiya Shirou is even more despised for those bastards who treat her as a real product.

Just when a certain lolita was in a daze because of the fact that there was no smile in the original book of the two ceremonies, Elquit's counterattack began.

"Woo, Shirou, is your act of asking us out to hang out called a date?" Erquit held the book out of nowhere in both hands and asked Emiya Shirou with great interest. And the cover of the book seems to be printed with words like "Brother Cheng Chai, a good boat".

Emiya Shirou was already stunned the moment he heard this question, and even the black tea he was drinking squirted out at once, and then when he saw the book, he couldn't help but rub it in his heart! TMD, who got Erquit to get this kind of book!! What kind of damn publisher can't produce good books, out of this kind of broken book that has left a disaster in the world, this kind of unscrupulous publisher with no professional ethics deserves to be thundered, curse you for not having a girlfriend for the rest of your life, once you have it, it's a good boat, bastard!!!!!!!!!!!

Because after many contacts with Erquit, it is actually only two or three days, but because Emiya Shirou's appearance in this world is too easy to attract girls, Erquit hugs and kisses all day long, and also hugs him to sleep together, and unconsciously Emiya Shirou has included Erquit in one of the quasi-** lists, so he is now very sensitive to words such as "chai knife", you must know that his last life (the second generation of Emiya Shirou) was because of **discord, died at the hands of blackened Sakura and blackened Saber. therefore

Now Erquit's problem has had a great impact on him, but although the face in Emiya Shirou's heart has been distorted to an inhuman shape, he is still calm on the surface, and I have to say that the invincible city wall of the red A boss has been cheeky and saved Emiya Shirou's life again and again, and now he can't be shaken in the slightest, if he is even shaken by this small situation, he is destined to be a firewood knife when he returns to the plot. In order to ensure the future ** road and his own life, Emiya Shirou can only use the cheeky divine skill to the twelvefold skill, so as not to reveal his inner thoughts with his facial expression.

"Don't scare me all of a sudden! Sister Elquit, this kind of word can only be applied to couples who like each other!" It's a pity that the impact caused by Erquit's problem is too great, and even Red A's undefeated cheeky magic can't resist it, although Emiya Shirou is controlling his strength, but not only his face is a little red, but even his tone is a little shaken, and these expressions fall in Erquit's eyes, which strengthens her mischievous mentality because it's so fun!

"But the book says that if a boy takes the initiative to ask a girl to go out to play on the street, it's called dating, although Shirou is not a pure boy, but it can also be counted as a boy's wrapping bar, probably and the back of the "firewood knife" or something I don't understand very clearly, but it says that if a boy asks more than one girl to go out on the street at the same time, he must give a "firewood knife" or something, Shirou, don't you like me?" Erquit ignored Shirou Emiya, who was already completely embarrassed, and while uncovering the book and pointing it out to him, he asked a series of questions, and then a few heavyweights spoke in a row, and Shirou Emiya was petrified

Damn it!!!!!!!!! If I let me know who published this book, Lao Tzu will turn his head and slaughter him, and beat him to the ends of the earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In Emiya Shirou's heart, he has been completely blown up by those heavyweight speeches, hatred is worth MAX, and crazy words such as vowing not to slaughter the publisher and swearing not to be a man appear again and again in his heart to escape from reality, but the reality still has to be faced after all, Emiya Shirou struggled to calm his mood and continued to defend his life.

"What is an impure boy, I'm not a mixed race, let alone a shemale, please be sure to put me in the boys group normally, Sister Elquet" Before defending his own life, Emiya Shirou still chose to defend his male dignity Sure enough, should it be said that he is dead to save face here?

"Well, listen up, Sister Elquit" After defending her male dignity, Emiya Shirou officially began to defend her little life, "The so-called dating, it refers to the couples who like both sides to go out to play one-on-one to enhance the relationship, it is called dating, my age and Sister Elquit are more than ten years apart, and there is a small style, how can it be called dating?" Although it was to ask someone out at the same time to increase favor, at the critical juncture, all these unimportant things were thrown away by Emiya Shirou to the Himalayas.

"Well, that means Shirou is going on a date with Shiro?" Erquit asked sideways, and the faces of the two ceremonial people who were also shot next to him suddenly turned red like an apple.

"No, no! So it's one-on-one" was re-picked up by Erquit's speech There are more than two ceremonies, Emiya Shirou is angry and wants to remedy it, but!

"Well, in short, when Xiao Shirou grows up, he asks me to go out to play, and I want a "chai knife", Xiao Shirou, right~" Erquit took advantage of the victory to pursue.

"Forget it, kill me" The knife that was added stabbed into Emiya Shirou's body at once, and his body turned gray and white, as if he had been old for decades, and hit his head in the pile of debris with a "bang".

Sure enough, there are two sentences that are very true! The natural cut is black, the more beautiful the girl, the more terrifying the ancients honestly do not deceive me! Faintly, Emiya Shirou seemed to be about to see the gray and suspicious Santu River and the old man who was fishing on the Santu River, and just when Emiya Shirou wanted to walk over, he was suddenly sobered up by Erquit's movements.

Emiya Shirou stroked his lips blankly, looking at Elquit, just now Erquit kissed it to make Emiya Shirou completely return to reality, but the side effect is that the whole body cannot move (frightened).

"Hehe, just kidding, who told you that you just preached for so long, and my sister and my feet are paralyzed. Hawkers~ This is a reward for the dishonest gentle Shirou, this is my sister's first kiss. I've seen all the small movements, so don't throw the gem fragments into the furnace next time!" Erquit shook his finger and pretended to be a big sister triumphantly, "Yo Xi~ Sister, I'll take a bath first, Xiao Shirou wants to be together and hasn't replied yet~"

With that, Elquit walked out of the living room, and just as Emiya Shirou was about to recover from his crash, his cooldown increased again due to a sudden attack. Emiya's eyes widened as he watched the two rituals that had kissed him on the lips immediately after Erquit.

"This is also my first kiss, Shirou is really gentle, I like you" After speaking, the little faces of the two ceremonies were already red due to their bold actions, and then she quickly followed Erquette who came out of the living room, and only Emiya Shirou was left in the hall