29 - Debris Pile Incident (2)

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"So I'm going to ask you the next question, where are you going to put so many things? Sister Elquit "In the kitchen, the head chef of the Emiya family, Emiya Shirou, wore an apron, and handled tonight's dishes cleanly and neatly. With waist-length long silver hair, a slender waist, a delicate face, and neat cooking skills, she is like a live-in wife, and she is simply the dream lover of most boys. Originally, looking at her (his) back should be pleasing to the eye, but the black qi emanating from her (him) body destroyed this perfect scene, and at this moment, Emiya Shirou was cutting vegetables while preaching to the two Erquit without looking back.

"Woo Woo feet are so paralyzed, Oh Shirou, I'm sorry, I know it's wrong, don't halve dinner, okay? Woo woo woo" Obviously, the No. 1 student sitting in the back couldn't answer this question, so he had to tear up and sell cuteness, fighting for the chef's sympathy, but begging to revoke the punishment, but people didn't look at how you could win people's sympathy~

"It's not that a small amount of mail order is unacceptable, but what do you want to do with buying so many at once! Really, at least you should listen to the opinion of the small style, and what's going on with the loom? Don't tell me, you're interested in weaving!" When Erquit was selling cute, Emiya Shirou threw his hand, and then with a flick of his wrist, he used his superb knife skills to split the carrot thrown into the air in an instant, and then the kitchen knife "dang" slashed into the chopping board, scaring a princess back into a posture of sitting upright. Then Emiya Shirou completely ignored Elquite's plea and continued to preach to the two (in fact, it was only for Elquite, because in Emiya Shirou's thoughts, the well-behaved two ceremonies would not do such a thing).

"It's all my fault," the two ceremonies who were sitting with Elquit on the side suddenly spoke.

"Oh? What's going on? Getting an unexpected answer, Emiya Shirou turned his head and asked as he looked at the two ceremonies who were seated.

"That's it," at this time, the two ceremonies lowered their heads, tears rolled in their eyes, but they held back their tears, which was particularly pitiful, "When I went home with Sister Erquit, I got a mail order catalog that said Wanhua Mirror Department Store mail order, and I saw that there seemed to be a machine about making clothes, and I thought that Shirou was going to knit clothes, and I thought maybe it would be useful to you, and Sister Erquit asked me about the purpose of mail order, so I told her that this is a way to buy some of them

Shirou's way of useful things, and then when I wasn't paying attention, Sister Elquit had already bought a lot of things, originally I just wanted to buy a loom, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Shirou!" Speaking of this, the little two ceremonies finally couldn't help but choke and burst into tears.

"I didn't turn my head just now to see that the situation here was not tight, but now when he looked directly at the two people who were sitting, Emiya Shirou immediately felt a lot of pressure. First of all, Bai Ji Erquit has always maintained a pitiful appearance, with tears that seem to be falling at any time (in fact, this has been a long time at any time) and the dazzling blonde hair almost blinded Emiya Shirou's eyes. As for the little Lori, the two ceremonies have already cried directly, as a professional Lolita (silver-haired little Ilya floats by~) Emiya Shirou's heart is as if he has been punched a few times

… Oops, I accidentally provoked the little two ceremony to cry, and said that the little two ceremony, when you grow up, you are a beautiful woman who is moody and invisible, it is a typical CoolBeauty, crying like this will destroy your image! Does it really matter? It doesn't look like it's me! Why do I look at the two of them and feel like it's me who is wrong? Hallucination, it's an illusion, right!!!!!!!!!!! Sure enough, scolding girls should be thundered in the sky! It's better to apologize first, Emiya Shirou's face was distorted, and he vomited mentally and succumbed again, and once again succumbed to the attack of women's tears (anyway, how many times have you been defeated by the same offensive in the hands of Rin Tosaka)

Emiya Shirou was entangled for about half a minute, and suddenly had an idea, "It's really you" He first pretended to continue preaching, and secretly threw the fragment of the fire attribute gem that had just condensed in the palm of his hand into the bottom of the burning pot for a moment of turning sideways!!!! What's going on here?!!!! What kind of furnace is this, damn it!! Looks like there's a need to get a new stove for a new one, Sister Elquit, don't sit down yet, help move the dinner out, or it'll all be charcoals, I don't want to use charcoal for dinner tonight, quick!"

Perfect fake, look at this anxious tone, panicked action, how realistic it is! It seems that I have the potential to win the Oscar Gold Award, and I should say that the Oscar Gold Award is just in my bag!! Seeing that the two ceremonies were frightened, he hurriedly helped carry the food out, Emiya Shirou turned his back to her, the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and he quietly said "Perfect Battle" Although it was just to vent the pleasure, Dress Thirteen said this, but Emiya Shirou was still extremely cautious, and the voice he said was so light that even he himself could barely hear it. Since no one could hear it at the time, it was even more impossible for the two people who were walking out to hear it, and someone who was "anxious" in the kitchen to deal with the "accident" laughed wildly in his heart.

It's a pity that he laughed so happily that he couldn't see the corners of Elquet's mouth, who was pushing the two ceremonies over there, and he was slightly hooked.

Emiya Shirou's technique just now is not unpleasant, even if Emiya Shirou usually repeats this action in front of the two ceremonies, he is confident that the two ceremonies will not be visible, let alone when he is scolding? In this state of mental instability, even Saber may not be aware of it. This is where Emiya's confidence comes from, but he makes a very important mistake, that is, he should not compare Saber to Elquite.

It's not that Saber's reaction must be weaker than Erquit's, the problem is the psychological condition, Emiya Shirou's judgment did not have any problems, with his familiarity with Saber, this little thing is not a problem, but the problem is that he still underlooks Erquit. If it's Saber, because she did something wrong, she will obediently admit her mistakes and reflect, so her attention is indeed not too concentrated, in addition, based on her emphasis on food, she will definitely participate in the dinner rescue start than paying attention to Emiya Shirou's small movements, and as for the aftermath, if you don't notice it at the time, Saber won't notice it afterwards, so this plan is perfect if the object is Saber.

Erquit did obediently admit her mistakes and reflect, but that only accounted for 30% of the percentage, she started to sit down, and she was trying her best to make Emiya Shirou change her mind and ensure that her dinner was safe, so while selling cute, she woke up twelve points of spirit to pay attention to Emiya Shirou's mental fluctuations, although Emiya Shirou's face just now was only slightly distorted, and instantly returned to normal, but that little change was still keenly noticed by Erquit. Next, Emiya Shirou's tone and expression movements were realistic, but unfortunately the small action in front was seen, so it became unconvincing. In the end, the sentence of Emiya Shirou pretending to be thirteen was indeed very light, so light that he was about to hear it, but Elquette was not him, and the abnormality of the true ancestor's physical fitness was not covered, and after hearing the sentence of Emiya Shirou pretending to be thirteen, Erquit was even more sure that Emiya Shirou had finished his anger.

Overall, Emiya Shirou's plan perfectly deceived the two ceremonies, but it was also perfectly seen through by Elquit.

"Hehe, I don't look at my sister too much, Xiao Shirou~ If you don't prank yourself, you always feel like you'll regret it~" Erquit who was walking out had a little devil smile on his face, if Emiya Shirou saw it here, he would never treat Erquit as a natural stay in the future, this sinister smile, looking left and right, is on par with a certain red honor student demon.

"Well, anyway, let's disrupt Xiao Shirou's plan first, right?" Thinking like this, Elquit slowly attached his small mouth to the lips of the two ceremonies