Chapter 1: Adventures in Internet Cafes
()"The glacier is unimpeded, the arrogance is aside, only I am respected, and only the water is a friend." -- Wang Jianghai, who was dazed, was staring at a strange line of text that suddenly popped up on the computer screen.
A good game of Warcraft was mixed up like this, and Wang Jianghai was angry when he thought of this.
Could it be that the computer in the Internet café has been infected with a virus again? Why did all of a sudden the spectacular human-beast PK scene become such a strange thing?
Wang Jianghai has been brushing for two nights in a row, and the word sleepiness is clearly written on his angular face.
“cāo!” Wang Jianghai, who was about to press the restart button, suddenly noticed that there was suddenly an extra line of flickering small words on the screen with a pure black background - you are Wang Jianghai!
At that time, Lao Wang's heart was shocked, what was going on?
"You can communicate with me on the keyboard!" A line of small print appears on the screen again.
Lao Wang began to suspect that which of his buddies was joking with him, so he didn't care about the thirty-seven twenty-one type-"Who are you?" ”
"It doesn't matter who I am! The key is that you are Wang Jianghai! "The other party seems to be typing fast.
"Cāo, don't pretend to be deep with me! Isn't it Xiao Zhang? ”
Xiao Zhang is usually the buddy who likes to joke with Wang Jianghai the most.
"I said, it doesn't matter who I am. Now please type your name on the screen! The other party's tone seemed cold.
Wang Jianghai didn't think much about it, so he typed three words -- Wang Jianghai.
"Wang Jianghai, Wang Jianghai, I've been waiting for this name for too long. Three thousand years! ”
"Big brother, don't pretend to be garlic! If you have a fart, let me invite you to dinner again? Wang Jianghai obviously also believed that the other party was his good buddy Xiao Zhang.
"Okay, then I'll get straight to the point. In fact, I am a long, long time ago on the Jingfeng Continent Fenwei Cāo master, because I offended the eldest lady of Master Jingjiang's family and was sealed in a different dimension by the mage, and now I have finally found someone who can save me, that is you Wang Jianghai! Of course, you can also get an unexpected special ability as my thank you ......"
I saw that at this time, all the qiē handwriting on the screen disappeared in an instant, and a dark gray dialog box popped up in the middle of the screen - Wen Jiàn download, request execution!
"What the hell is this kid doing!" Wang Jianghai didn't think much about it, and clicked the OK button.
"Wen jiàn download to the desktop is completed!"
The computer screen finally returned to normal, but there was an extra word text called "Fen Wei Zhenjing" on the desktop.
Lao Wang also felt more and more that something was wrong, no matter how much Xiao Zhang could joke, he would not be entangled with him to such a point, what was going on?
With doubts, he opened the text jiàn and at the same time lit a zhōngnánhǎi in his mouth.
In the smoke, Wang Jianghai began to examine the lines of italic text on the screen.
#######冰河无阻, arrogant sideways, only I am respectful, only water is a friend##########
Three thousand years!
I've been waiting for three thousand years!
The three words are water, only water is the king, the king is the head, and the river and the sea embrace each other!
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From today onwards, you, Wang Jianghai, will begin to possess an ability that will impress the world - liquid cāo control! This is a special gift from my old urchin to the benefactor who is about to rescue me from another dimension! If you are really willing to help me out of this predicament, my old urchin promises that you will get a jīng lottery life because of it! ##################################
Lao Wang didn't continue to watch.
After snorting a cigarette fart in his mouth, a huge smoke ring floated silently.
"It's the 21st fucking century, and there are still people making international jokes like this." Lao Wang's face was full of unremitting.
However, the thought of a few hours before dawn made me extremely bored.
"Forget it, play with him!" Wang Jianghai said and popped out the cigarette fart that was about to burn out in his hand, held the mouse, and stared at the screen left and right.
## "Standing here, all the water returns to the heart." The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. This mantra will help you have the ability to control the flow of any liquid! ##
"Then let Lao Tzu try it first!" After Wang Jianghai finished speaking, he turned around, and a big brother who killed CS in the back row came into his eyes - a bottle of mineral water that had just been drunk half a bottle was in his hand.
"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Wang Jianghai said silently to the mineral water bottle.
"Stream to the keyboard!" He went on to add.
Something unexpected finally happened, and Wang Jianghai even began to doubt his eyes - half a bottle of Master Kang floated out of the bottle as if by magic, and spilled into the eldest brother's keyboard.
"Who the fuck did it!" A shout and scolding suddenly resounded inside and outside the Internet café.
Lao Wang's heart was surprised and delighted-cāo, Lao Tzu really saw the hell today!
Turning his head, he began to recall what he had just experienced, after all, these things were so incredible.
Even if there really is a bastard like a god man who wants to spoof, then why not find someone else, but find me Wang Jianghai?
It was only at this time that Lao Wang suddenly realized the meaning of the strange sentence just now: all three words are water, only water is the king, the king is the head, and the river and the sea embrace each other! ――Isn't this the meaning of his Wang Jianghai's name?!
At this time, Lao Wang woke up as if he had been enlightened - the sleepiness of the past two days suddenly disappeared!
If it's really as the man said, what kind of magic skills can this thing help you practice......
Thinking of this, Lao Wang's only plan was to quickly protect the "True Scripture" and evacuate the Internet café.
After uploading the text to his mailbox, he immediately deleted the "original" from the computer in the Internet café.
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