Excited, Lao Wang almost trotted all the way back to his rented house outside the school - he couldn't stand the restrictions of the school dormitory. And this outdoor peach orchard is also affectionately called "off-campus revolutionary base area" by Lao Wang.

Running into the house, Wang Jianghai couldn't wait to turn on the computer.

After downloading the text from the mailbox, he began to study it excitedly.

A smoke ring floated silently again -- Wang Jianghai's life was inseparable from cigarettes.

##第一卷, the adjustment and cāo control method of the liquid is basically xìng##

Wang Jianghai was so excited that he scolded two mouthfuls of zhōngnánhǎi.

##使普通液体沸腾的口诀, "Jing Wei stands here, and all the water returns to the heart." The water is crazy, and I am the only one. ”

I don't know why, when he saw this, Wang Jianghai suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and ran to the table to get an empty water cup.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Get in the cup, guys! Wang Jianghai sat in front of the computer and tilted his head to the water dispenser on the side and said.

I saw a stream of clear water flow out of the water dispenser quickly, and after a beautiful arc in the air, it landed accurately in the water cup next to the keyboard.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water is crazy, and I am the only one. Boil! Lao Wang said excitedly into the water glass.

Gollum (This is onomatopoeia, don't think about the Lord of the Rings!) Facing a cup of pure water that boiled automatically, it was normal for Wang Jianghai to be a little stunned.

Staring at the bubbling glass of water in front of him, Lao Wang had no doubt that it had reached 100 degrees Celsius.

"I'm fucking cāo!" -- You must know that Lao Wang's classic mantra is only blurted out when he is extremely excited.

At this time, Lao Wang suddenly thought of the unique fire that happened in the community a few days ago - if he had already obtained the true scriptures at that time...... Alas, those hundreds of rescue fees have long been in the bag!

Just as Lao Wang yy was stopping, the phone on the table suddenly rang.

"Hello?"

"Jiang Hai, I'm Xiao Zhang! When are you going to invite me for that meal? Dude, I'm starving to death on the side of the road for this meal! "The call came from Xiao Zhang.

"Okay! I'm please! Wang Jianghai almost gritted his teeth and said this sentence.

"Hey! Brother Wang is refreshing enough today, is he soaking in a beautiful girl again! ”

"Less! See you at the old place at twelve o'clock at noon. Wang Jianghai hung up the phone without waiting for him to say anything more.

Putting down the phone, Lao Wang suddenly burst out laughing.

Ping rì Xiao Zhang has nothing to do, so he will make a few jokes with him Wang Jianghai, and even sometimes come to a whole set of pranks, and this time Lao Wang looked at the lines of bullshit on the screen and finally came to pay attention - the action to rectify Zhang Chaolin is about to begin!

Finding a blank piece of paper casually, Wang Jianghai copied the first few sentences of the scriptures, and then went straight to the Fushengyuan restaurant.

After entering the restaurant, Lao Wang did not go directly to Zhang Chaolin - he concluded that Xiao Zhang had been waiting for a long time again - as long as it was someone else's treat, Xiao Zhang would never be late!

After inquiring about which room Xiao Zhang was, Wang Jianghai quietly walked to the door of Xiao Zhang's private room - the door was not completely closed, leaving a small crack in the door - which was exactly what Lao Wang meant.

Through the crack in the door, Wang Jianghai noticed that Zhang Chaolin was sitting at the table and texting, and a cup of steaming tea next to him attracted the attention of the old Wang Jianghai.

"I'm fucking cāo!"

He carefully pulled out the slip of paper with scripture that he had prepared in his pocket.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Originally, Lao Wang wanted to let Xiao Zhang bathe in hot tea, but after thinking about it, it was really too much to do so - it was better to let the tea cool first!

Lao Wang began an intense search for information, and after some hard work, he finally found the mantra he needed in his disorganized handwriting - "Jing Wei stands here, and all water returns to the heart." The water is quiet, and I am the only one. Tea cools! ”

The tea, which was still steaming just now, cooled down in an instant. Wang Jianghai, who was standing outside the door, was so excited that he almost showed off the classic mantra loudly.

Zhang Chaolin still lowered his head and fiddled with his phone.

"Standing here, all the water returns to the heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Go play around with Xiao Zhang's face! ”

A cup of herbal tea mixed with the surrounding smoke poured on Zhang Chaolin's face.

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"Waiter, bring a towel!"

"No need, I'll do it!" Wang Jianghai took the towel in the waiter's hand and pushed the door and walked in.

"You ......"

Before Xiao Zhang could speak, Lao Wang took over.

"Yo, Brother Zhang, why did you get a face full of flowers?" Looking at Xiao Zhang's face full of tea leaves and tea, Lao Wang almost didn't laugh out loud.

Zhang Chaolin didn't speak, snatched the towel from Wang Jianghai's hand and wiped it on his face.

"It's weird!" Xiao Zhang was wiping his water-soaked phone with a towel while venting loudly......

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After eating, Lao Wang took a car and went straight to the base area.

Just as I was about to enter the alley entrance of the community, the car stopped.

"Just a little bit ahead." He said to the driver in the front seat.

"Why don't you just go down here, there seems to be something going on ahead." The driver looked back and said.

Wang Jianghai poked his head out of the car window and realized what was going on—a couple of migrant workers-like people were messing around a manhole cover in the alley.

"I guess it's blocked again!" Lao Wang opened the car door and got out of the car.

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A peculiar stench of sewer pipes instantly reached Wang Jianghai's nose with a keen sense of smell.

In front of him, a half-meter-thick pipe was inserted straight into the wellhead, driven by the huge pumping machine next to the manhole cover, the big pipe was like a male xìng reproductive organ that would never get tired, twitching violently in the bottomless well hole.

In normal times, this usually means a sleepless night and a stench of nearby residents. But today's world has changed -- Lao Wang put down his right hand that was clenching his nose, took out the note in his pocket, and endured the stench and recited the mantra -- Jing Wei stood here, and all the water returned to his heart. The water moves with your heart, and I am the only one. Fuck me out!

Seeing that the dirty black liquid at the moment had all disappeared in an instant, several workers threw down their shovels and other tools and scattered......

Of course, Wang Jianghai didn't want to explain anything about this!

(In order to encourage my all-night codeword, if you think this book is okay, please vote a few more!) Achai couldn't help but be grateful...... ）