Looking at Dracula, who suddenly seemed to be nothing, Rorschach thought that he would have a battle with this lord for at least one chapter, but it turned out that this guy was also npnetbsp; "Uh, you're not avenging the death of your 'child'?" Looking at Dracula, who was wearing a big red robe and big pants, and showing her sexy leg hair, she casually found a chair to sit there, and Rorschach asked speechlessly.

"Huh? You also believe in playing, those little rabbit cubs, who cares about them, most of the time Lao Tzu is happy to be a father, I can't remember when there was an extra cub, with the smell of Lao Tzu, now I will take it home to investigate for a period of time, and let it fend for itself if it is not now. "Speaking of which, Count Dracula, can you not have long legs with a pinch of leg hair, and one hand clasped your nose, is it okay for you to have a carpet under your feet, and walk barefoot on it, isn't it disgusting?

"Okay, come in and sit down, don't you see who cut down the little rabbit cub that was very handy recently, since it died in the hands of humans, there is nothing to complain about, in this world, only humans can kill monsters." The fierceness in Dracula's eyes flickered, and it seemed that if anyone who didn't belong to a human did something to his heir, it probably wouldn't be good.

But seeing Count Dracula with his own eyes, Rorschach still felt that the classic vampire impression in his heart had collapsed, have you ever seen the unanimate king who wears only a pair of panties, a red robe, and hums a little tune while preparing coffee and cookies for guests? And just now, I can't ignore it, and the fruit that flashes the eyes of a blind kryptonite dog is reborn......

That's not how Dead River plays, right? Uncle, although you have lived for hundreds of years, and your life is so hard that you can bask in the sun directly as a vampire, you don't want to play such a shameful game as running naked, right?

"Okay, don't slander me, although not every vampire is an expert in mind reading, but Lao Tzu happens to be able to read minds." Speaking of Count Dracula, can you just pick your nose without putting down the cookie plate? It's disgusting, okay, who would dare to eat this......

Well, seeing the world's No. 1 foodie His Royal Highness Luo Tianyi, a natural girl, he directly stretched out his hand to grab the cookie and ate it, Rorschach's whole face became embarrassed, and then he looked at a few friends who were eating and drinking without scruples, is he the only one who cares about the Earl's left hand?

Rorschach always felt that what he had experienced in Count Dracula's castle afterwards was like a dream, and the old vampire, who had lived for hundreds of years, began to use his funny talents without hesitation to shatter the stereotype of Dracula as the living king.

Have you ever seen the vampire king who took off his robe when he had nothing to do, took off the only pants that covered the giant, and performed "The Emperor's New Clothes" for the guests? Although this guy was beaten half to death by several loli afterwards, looking at the big guy's expression of "the family is worth it in this life", Rorschach shivered. You're an exhibitionist, aren't you?

It seems that after living for hundreds of years, people will either be perverted in the long river of time, or they will be perverted themselves!

It seems that the reason why Lady Elizabeth, that is, Dracula's fiancée, committed suicide by throwing herself into the river may have been due to something.

"Okay boy, I don't like others to slander my wife, Elizabeth, that beautiful little angel, Lao Tzu can't forget her delicate and fair skin, those big eyes, eyes that are always full of smiles, every time I see her, it's like seeing heaven, her tender and gentle hands, when I gently cut Lao Tzu's hands back with cow tendons and tied them, when I held a horsewhip in my hand and whipped them on people's backs, that kind of pleasure from the soul ~ Yue, oh ~~"

Vomit~ Rorschach vomited, this time he really vomited, saying that Count Dracula was a normal topic in the first half, why is there a plot of bondage, abuse and whipping in the second half? What exactly is your relationship with Elizabeth? Also, it turns out that you, who have been in love for 400 years, are you actually a paranoid shaker plus a pervert?

Give me back the vampire king in my mind!!

Looking at the tall and burly, bearded, with the vicissitudes of time, and the long and elegant muscular uncle twisted and hugged his chest while reminiscing, and the whole person moaned ♂ weirdly from time to time, Rorschach deeply doubted whether Elizabeth was a man or a woman at this time. Able to subdue such a demon, such a gentleman, Count Dracula, could it be that Elizabeth is actually a trembling attacker? Or is it an imperial attack? It can't be a pseudo-mother that is popular in every era, right?

A forbidden romance? Sure enough, the world has reached an era when true love is between people of the same sex, and heterosexuality is heresy?

No matter how you think about it, it won't be Earth-kun's fault! The mistake is that nature is designed for humans with different genders, right?

The above is purely a mouthpiece, in fact, the author himself doesn't know anything Wow, what exactly does it say? Is there anything man-made?

Just as Rorschach was working on Indirect Thinking Disorder (i.e., desertion), there was a knock on the heavy door.

Dracula also put away his rather comical performance, in the end, this lifeless king is just entertaining himself, with the river of death, as long as there are humans, they will not die, and the humans who eat him will become doppelgangers, it is not strange how many personalities he has, of course, he himself has a bad taste is undeniable.

With a slight wave of his hand, the stern-faced Count Dracula let the door that looked like it needed to be opened by two strong Hercules open slowly, and behind the door, against the sun, was a ......

"Yo~ Aunt Sarah, there are new dishes delivered today?" The lifeless king, who instantly transformed into a good neighbor of Transylvania, warmly greeted the aunt who brought him food.

"Hey, this is the sunshine vegetable that has suddenly become popular in the town recently, it is said that it is a special offering for the Pope from the Vatican, no, I know you are more picky, bring you some to taste, people heard that I bought it for the descendants of the local lords, and gave me a special price of 85% off."

Hey, this accent, this word, your old man crossed over from the Dashilar of the Imperial Capital, right? And that raised eyebrows and eyes, looking like this thing is a good thing, isn't it really my aunt in the imperial capital of China? Don't say anything royal special, Pope's special, will it be popular on the market, this name alone is fake enough, can it be fake?

Well, anyway, the author is poor?**?Silk must not have been to Transylvania, so he can make it up.

"Thank you so much." Dracula looked at the vegetables and fresh meat in the basket, frowned, and then smiled, it was really not in vain to waste the face of the middle-aged and elderly woman killer, when the aunt went out, she was all with a spring on her face, saying that your old man is not fifty but also sixty, right? As for it......

"By the way, this thing is too fake, isn't it? It won't be a gimmick to return the Vatican Pope's special offering, right? Rorschach frowned, looked at Count Dracula, and said with a worried face, Could it be that my exaggerated advertising of Dahua has spread to Europe? That's a great sin.

Dracula shrugged, and after handing the basket to Rorschach, Rorschach saw that Dracula's palm, where it touched the vegetables, was already charred black, as if it had been burned by fire.

"What is this?" Rorschach was stunned, could it be that this vegetable is poisonous? Or is it a fertilizer label? Or has it been fumigated with sulfuric acid? Or is melamine added to increase the protein content...... In that moment, Rorschach thought of too much, too much of the periodic table. However, melamine is not particularly corrosive, is it?

"This is naturally what the little guy from Maros (the fictitious Pope, who remembers) eats, but the vegetables fed with the Holy Light, I can't imagine that after the Middle Ages, the Holy Light Knights still exist, and sure enough, the blow to these guys at that time was still not thorough enough, and those dead dark creatures were also a toss in vain." Dracula chuckled, the cruelty in his eyes flashing, "It's just, you think you can provoke me if you get the lost Knight of Light?" It's ridiculous, for hundreds of years, Lao Tzu didn't make a move, do you really think that a little Holy Light Knight can make trouble with Lao Tzu? ”

Then, just when Rorschach thought that the lifeless king was going to be domineering, Dracula shook his finger and said to Rorschach: "Go, let's eat beef stew and vegetables tonight, just to greet a few lovely girls, this is a special provision for the Pope~"

I'll go, so you can change your face too quickly, and you don't have to blink your eyes to be cute, right? I can't bear it!

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