Coming to Transylvania was a surprise, but Rorschach felt it was worth it.

First, I saw the ancestor of the legendary vampire, and it can also be said that the ancestor of modern vampires - Count Dracula, and unexpectedly saw the side of this somewhat century-old otaku.

Secondly, regarding the rumors that vampires can't eat, Rorschach said that vampires are really not ghouls that appear in Tokyo, and eating human food will not be the taste of Xiang, and, the author of that work, how do you know what Sho tastes like, I won't delve into it, and many things are extremely scary.

Finally, seeing Dracula, who was wearing a chef's top hat and a white apron, still not forgetting to take off the big red robe that had been dragged to the ground, possessed dark cooking techniques as terrible as his name, and completely made Rorschach kneel on Orz.

"Cuisine that doesn't know the light, it's not good cuisine, hahaha, for decades, there have been brave people who have come to challenge, modern people are really corrupted and degenerate, in this case, let a few lovely guests taste Uncle Ben's best cuisine!"

In other words, to put it so nicely, don't you just stew beef in a pot, add some seasonings that I don't know where to find, and put some vegetables? Lift the lid of the pot for Mao, it's really light inside!

...... "Are you sure this thing is edible?" Isn't it really a strange seasoning with glow-in-the-dark powder or cat urine (cat urine glow-in-the-dark) or something? Anyway, Rorschach said he wouldn't eat, and even if he wanted to, he didn't have a digestive system.

What a sad story.

"Wow, it looks good." Luo Tianyi, the world's No. 1 foodie, was already hungry and thirsty, and at this time, I saw her gently stretch out her right hand and grab the soup spoon, wow! It turned out to be a large piece of fat beef, white beef, and it was still emitting a golden light, oh, I ate it, I actually ate it in one bite, and I said that it was a small bite of three inches, how to swallow a five-inch piece of meat? This moment is not only the loss of science and the loss of function, but also the magic cannot explain it......

"Alright, that's the end of the fun!" Rorschach's passionate commentary on the side was instantly slapped under the table by Anna.

"Can you still eat happily?" Anna slapped Rorschach and took a piece of lettuce, saying that the lettuce was stained with water and flashed with golden light, saying that the special effects master was really hard, and the vegetables were not spared. (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣\/\/\/)

However, since hitting Rorschach on the cheek, has Anna awakened some strange attribute? I always felt that after this slap, her whole person ate faster.

Rorschach looked at Anna aggrievedly, covered half of his cheek and snorted: "My dad has never beaten me like this~"

yes, your dad is going to kill you directly......

Looking at the happy people eating food happily, as well as Anna, who was more and more energetic the more they ate, and Sayuri, Luo Tianyi and Le Zhengya, who kept feeding each other and almost made people lose their appetite, Lord Dracula smiled like a cook.

"Sure enough, good things have to be eaten." Then the uncle took a bowl of broth and drank it, and after drinking it, the whole person turned black, as if it had been scorched by something.

"Birthday, ****!" Rorschach screamed in horror, and then received another slap from Anna.

"Ahh It's okay, don't chirp, I'm a woman, you're a woman, annoying. "Hey, Anna is so cruel after the release of her nature, the female man has wood?

Just when everyone looked at Dracula, who had turned into black charcoal, and was puzzled, the king of lifelessness shook the black charcoal all over his body, then spewed out a breath of hot air, shook his head, snorted, and said with a smile: "Cool, I haven't eaten such pure holy light for a long time, these grandsons are really willing to pay for it, and this special 'chili oil' produced by the Mediterranean Vatican is different." ”

A drop of cold sweat drooped on Rorschach's head, and Jack's pair of gray jewel-like eyes couldn't help but be a little surprised, as a vampire hunter, Jack knew that the Holy Light was only available to the church's exclusive demon hunters, and it was a treasure to deal with vampires, and it was definitely a thing to kill.

But the king of lifelessness was eaten as a seasoning like chili oil? Eaten!

"Sure enough, I still have a long way to go." Pinching the silver fork in his hand fiercely, Jack had a "I'm already on fire" expression, saying that vampires use silver in their homes, which is too ironic, right? Would it be okay to give me a little bit like a normal vampire?

The good times always pass quickly, after this meal, the hard-working Count Dracula, who quickly turned into a housewife, also cleaned up the table, it seems that no one has come to the castle for a hundred years, and it is indeed quite lonely for him, I have never seen the lifeless king who cooks for others and cleans up the table, dances, and laughs.

Rorschach helplessly watched as she lay on her back on the chair after eating, a room full of loli who didn't look like a lady at all, plus a royal sister who had been conquered by food.

Gently put away the dishes, walked to the kitchen of this Gothic building that can be called an ancient castle, and saw that Dracula was holding a large brush and wearing rain boots and raincoat to brush the pot, and suddenly Rorschach broke out in a cold sweat.

"Have you always been so happy?" Rorschach put the plate down and gently squeezed a little dish soap, of course, at this time, if there was a white cat head on the dish soap, it would be more appropriate, because this does not look like Europe no matter how you look at it, this lifeless king is simply a housewife with the skin of a Chinese left-behind aunt.

Dracula didn't speak, but quietly turned around, staring at Rorschach quietly with deep eyes, and when Rorschach was a little uncomfortable, he spoke softly and said, "Brush the bowl of vegetable salad over there!" ”

Why, you're staring at Rorschach just to say that?

Speechlessly grabbing other dishes that had not yet been cleaned, Rorschach brushed the dishes speechlessly, what is this called, men cook and wash dishes, and women are happy? No wonder people say that now the yin is prosperous and the yang is declining, and the people's hearts are not ancient, and the people's hearts are not ancient.

"Anyway, isn't it a pity that I didn't get anything to eat?" Dracula and Rorschach asked nonchalantly, brushing the pot side by side.

This question made Rorschach stunned, is it a pity? Perhaps, before losing his body, he didn't eat much well, hiding in the house and holding his small notebook as a treasure, playing games and watching videos all day long, and occasionally finding some romantic action movies to relieve loneliness.

At that time, I ate braised beef, seafood, chicken stewed mushrooms and the like almost every day...... Instant noodle.

Well, the poor Rorschach has never eaten anything good, and the decadent life in the past is not much worth remembering, but human beings do need to eat, as a Chinese person, eating is also an indicator of happiness, and it is a very important indicator.

"I miss it a little." Rorschach sighed and smiled self-deprecatingly, really, just one sentence brought back so many memories, could it be that there are a lot of things that have happened recently?

Dracula patted Rorschach lightly on the shoulder and comforted: "I was like this at the beginning, at that time, I couldn't eat the food of the original humans, and I could only suck blood for a living, but I was also a field count in Romania, and during the war years, I survived like that, and then I followed the unreliable guy of Tiandao to hunt down those blood clans who made waves and took advantage of the troubled times to summon what Rausch apocalypse." ”

The meat scene is coming, Rorschach raised his eyebrows, this old man is going to tell a story to improve the background of the story, can you press esnetbsp here; "Don't mention it, don't mention it, anyway, it's a lot of tossing for this." Dracula sighed and slipped over the paragraph.

"......" Rorschach really has the urge to smash the plate, where is the play? You're digging a hole, aren't you? How did you become the virtuous person you are now, and how did you become the same as a human being?

Dracula looked at Rorschach's constipated expression, smiled, and said: "Jiang Youyou, the dark master, didn't follow the Heaven Blocking Dao blindly back then, and I also know something about her puppet technology and sealing technology, so, Sao Nian, why don't you run an errand for me, and then I'll give you this cheat, which can make you an ordinary person?" ”

Rorschach looked at Dracula with a black line on his face, did he look so much like a foodie?

"It can also revive the man's majesty!" Dracula threw a bombshell again, his hands sunk to his waist, and his lower body pushed forward, what a ...... Men know it.

"!" Rorschach instantly threw down the foam in his hand and nodded vigorously, this is decisive, his little left and right have been lonely for a long time, but there is no place to vent after being disarmed, since he can change the status quo and not destroy this body seal, who doesn't want to be a good man!

"Well, it's good if you agree, then go to the Vatican for me, and don't be rude~" Dracula patted Rorschach's shoulder, with a "I am optimistic about you" expression, but why did Rorschach suddenly feel that he was being pitted?

"Can I still refuse?" Rorschach's back was cold, the Holy See had been in existence for so long, if you want to say that you don't have the same strength as Dracula, you don't believe it if you kill him, and this time the other party took the initiative to send a "special offering", and said it bluntly and unabashedly, it is a provocation, he Rorschach is not stupid.

Dracula smiled wickedly when she heard this, the nails of her hands became extremely sharp, and the scarlet in her eyes also glowed, and she gently clasped Rorschach's neck, spit out a mouthful of mixed beef soup, and said, "I remember, this thing can't be soaked in water for a long time, right, so why don't you take a dip in the blood pool in my backyard?" Oh, forgot, you have to twist it, lick it, and soak it again, right? ”

Hey, hey, hey, it's dark, Your Highness Dracula, the little one is wrong, can you not say the lines of the Ao x Ao Biscuit so terrifyingly, be careful that people accuse you of slandering the brand image!

"I, I think, it's better to take a trip, hehe, it's not far from here anyway, right?" Rorschach felt that he would not sweat on his forehead, but at this time he was already dripping with cold sweat, and his body did not react dangerously at all, because, as soon as Rorschach entered the castle, he turned off that thing, standing next to Dracula, how could there be no pressure? That alert has long been at its maximum, that is.

Dracula really wanted to pinch them to death, and it was not much more difficult to pinch them to death than to pinch an ant to death.

Hey, people are under the eaves, and they have to bow their heads.

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