Chapter 274 [Everyone laughed and cried!] 】

Han Shuo then released an alternative interpretation of Journey to the West in his world: "After we finish talking about the battle within the Buddhist sect, let's shift our attention to the four Tang monks and apprentices, in fact, there is a lot to say about it." ”

"What's there to say about that?"

"Could it be that there is also a fight in this squad?"

"No, even if there is a fight, it is still a fight, and it is not worth mentioning at all."

"Yes, did Teacher Han Shuo make a mistake? The four of them still helped each other on the way to learn scriptures in the west, and there were almost no major contradictions. ”

Han Shuo smiled and said slightly, "Don't you believe it?" Then I'll ask a question, see which of the netizens here can answer it perfectly, everyone listen, my question is, what did Zhu Bajie get the final result? ”

"What else could there be? It must be a practice! ”

"Yes, although the second senior brother is very lazy to eat, he is not useless on the road to learn scriptures in the west, and when he meets a goblin, he will also make a big effort."

"What I said upstairs is right, the second senior brother of the family finally sealed the beauty of the messenger of the Pure Altar, which was earned by his hard work along the way!"

"Poof, why do I still have a bad premonition? Teacher Han Shuo didn't know what the second senior brother would look like this time? ”

"Don't, the second senior brother is my favorite character, he is so cute, I want to find a boyfriend like this!"

"Hmph~Hmph~ Is the girl upstairs calling me? Your second senior brother, I'm here! ”

"A flock of hungry. The thirsty wolf, when he sees the girl, his eyes shine with a green light."

Netizens are talking and discussing, and it seems that they have taken the topic away.

Han Shuo's eyes were quick, and he immediately pulled the topic back: "This question is not clear in a few words, let's start with the point of accumulating merit by fighting monsters."

Tang Seng went to the west to learn scriptures, and he would inevitably encounter monsters along the way. If Tang Seng wants to pass, there should be N kinds of methods that can be used, such as: persuading the other party to do good, making peace with the other party, taking a detour, and passing the test in disguise. Wait a minute.

However, Sun Wukong always adopts the method of elimination, even if there is no conflict with the monster of the scripture learning team, Sun Wukong must be destroyed. Why? Because killing a monster is a merit, and this is his achievement.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said: "Although the grass is bad, it is a human body in the end, and it should not be killed, which is different from the monsters, monsters, ghosts, and spirits. That is killed, it is your merit; The man was killed. Or your inhumanity. ”

The conditions for the three apprentices to protect Tang Seng have been negotiated, that is not a merit, only killing the monster is considered a merit, if they want to make a performance, they have to do everything possible to find the monster to fight, more work and more reward.

Sun Wukong undoubtedly wants to make meritorious contributions, and every time a monster appears, he is always the first to go up. But. You must not know that Zhu Bajie is the one who can make the most meritorious contributions! ”

Netizens see here. Directly stunned!

"Huh?"

"Teacher Han Shuo?"

"The script is wrong, the senior brother is the most meritorious, he is so powerful, he can't be caught even if he fights a little monster?"

"It's impossible for the second senior brother to make meritorious contributions than the senior brother, that's not what is said in Journey to the West, Teacher Han Shuo, you must have made a mistake this time!"

"It's a hundred secrets. I don't agree with Mr. Han Shuo's remarks this time. ”

"I don't agree with it either, this is really ridiculous, what we see when we look at Journey to the West is that the senior brother is busy, and there is basically nothing to do with Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng!"

"Who knows what Teacher Han Shuo thinks? I guess it's a short circuit in the head. Such a shallow and easy problem can be seen by anyone who is not blind. ”

Han Shuo naturally knew that if he said this, there would definitely be many netizens who would not believe it, but now he didn't have any panicked look on his face, obviously he had already prepared for this question, so he tapped the keyboard unhurriedly, and gradually sent out the remaining remarks through a meager one: "In this process, Zhu Bajie will definitely make meritorious contributions to Sun Wukong, please don't doubt it, this is statistics."

So, how much merit has Zhu Bajie made? And how did you do it? Let's take a look:

1. Once the Yellow Wind Monster returned, Sun Wukong beat the Tiger Pioneer, the Tiger Monster ran away if he couldn't hold on, and the walker rushed to the scene with a stick, shouting endlessly. Bajie was herding horses there, and suddenly saw the tiger monster that the walker had defeated, so he raised the palladium and built nine holes with blood. The walker said, "Brother, this credit is yours." Bajie said: "My brother is reasonable. You go, if you defeat the old demon, you will come here and wait for the old pig to intercept and kill him. (Pick up cheap)

2. The King of the Golden Horn invited his uncle Fox Ah Qi to help in the battle. Tang Seng shouted: "Monk Sha, you go out to see how your senior brother wins." "The sand monk came out with a staff and repelled the demons, and the fox Ah Qi saw that the situation was unfavorable, so he turned around and left, and was caught up by Bajie, and died with a palladium behind him. (Pick up cheap)

3. Sun Wukong wanted to make a great achievement, and he kept pestering the Bull Demon King to fight, and asked Zhu Bajie to fight the little wife of the Bull Demon King. (Pinch soft)

4. Sun Wukong killed the Ten Thousand Saints Dragon King of Bibo Pond, the dragon was dressed in linen, and he was looking at the dragon corpse and crying. These eight precepts scolded and stepped forward, clamped a dragon between their brains, and built nine holes with one palladium. When the Lord of the Ten Thousand Saints Palace was snatching the box with Sun Wukong, he was run up by Bajie, carrying a palladium on his back, and fell to the ground. (Pinch soft)

5. Xingxian once, a total of 6 big demons, 4 small demons. The walker laughed, "Have you ever seen a monster?" Bajie said: "No." The walker said, "It's these trees that grow here." When Bajie heard this, no matter how good or bad, he nailed palladium, three or five long mouths, and even arches and belts, all fell to the ground, and sure enough, the roots were dripping with blood. Sanzang grabbed and said, "Don't hurt him!" Though he became the weather, he did not hurt me. The nerd simply ate palladium and collapsed it all. (Lao Sun Jean's)

6. The king of Nanshan Leopard Essence once, Sun Wukong used a sleepy insect to make the leopard essence fall asleep, and was put forward by Bajie with palladium, and the old monster was killed. (Grab the credit)

7. Jinping Mansion caught rhinoceros essence, 1 died, 2 were caught alive, Bajie did not participate in the battle, but he cut off the heads of two rhinoceros essences! (Grab the credit)

This is all the big monsters that Zhu Bajie killed, and there are many small monsters, so I won't count them. Compared with Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong accounts for 59% and Zhu Bajie accounts for 41%, so he didn't expect it to be so high. ”

When netizens saw Han Shuo's explanation, they burst out laughing directly!

"Poof!"

"Hey, do you want to be so funny?"

"Teacher Han Shuo, the annotation added in this little parenthesis is really funny, pick up the cheap, pinch the soft one, Lao Sun let it, grab the credit, I am laughing so much that my stomach hurts now!"

"Laughing and crying, why didn't you find out before, the second senior brother is so good at accumulating merits?"

"Kneel, it's worthy of Teacher Han Shuo, this can all be summed up!"

Even the experts who had been thinking about watching Han Shuo's jokes before, at this time, they couldn't help but laugh at Han Shuo's meager words, after laughing, they were more impressed with Han Shuo in their hearts, looking for evidence to find this level, it was really unprecedented and unprecedented! (To be continued......)