(Today's second shift arrives, tomorrow's first shift)

"Isn't it dawn?" the morning light seeped into the room through the crack in the window, and the warm golden light shone on a pile of debris, and a child who was picking up the debris rubbed his eyes indiscriminately, slowly stood up, and walked to the toilet to freshen up. This person, who has been extremely related to clutter in both his past and present lives, has slept on the clutter pile all night, and it is our protagonist, Emiya Shirou.

In his previous life, due to the special hobby of the guardian Fujimura Taihe, he moved some things to Miyashiro's house from time to time, once every three days, and again every five days, in short, he put all kinds of miscellaneous items in the warehouse of Emiya Shiro's house. There are all kinds of things, only you can't think of it, there is nothing you can't find, specific examples are charcoal stoves, hot water bottles, heaters for stove tables, vacuum cleaners and other strange things, the most important thing is that most of them are damaged, if they can operate normally, it can be said that one day suddenly they can be used, but unfortunately, among those miscellaneous items, especially those brought back by Fujimura Taiga, nine times out of ten they have been damaged, even if Emiya Shirou spends hours every day to repair them, it was not repaired in a year and a half, but it was thrown away in the warehouse, and it became a vicious circle that could not be solved even if you wanted to.

Therefore, when Emiya Shirou moved into a new home in this life, he was happy to see the neat environment, as if he suddenly threw himself into a clean room, affectionately touched the white wall, sighed that he could still see the wall of the room instead of a mountain of debris in his lifetime, and as if he suddenly burst into tears in the room, and then happily jumped around, etc., can you imagine how obsessed a professional housewife (unmistakable) is with the word clean? Emiya Shirou is the master who doesn't allow even a grain of dust when cleaning, and the jadeite, who has an extreme cleanliness habit, can also compete for the light of the sun and the moon.

Of course, these humiliating actions were carried out in private, and they had been repeatedly checked before committing the crime to ensure that there was no life reaction around them, and it was already the basics of the basics to destroy the corpses and leave alibi evidence afterwards. But this joy lasted until yesterday, last night to be exact! Now rewind the clock.

Shortly after encountering a maid at the supermarket yesterday, Emiya Shirou found Aoko Aozaki with a sneer on her face at the exit and Yuju Kuenji, who had a helpless and helpless facial expression other than helplessness when she entered the supermarket (after thinking about it again, Emiya Shirou still bought the new product). For the witch, being caught to participate in the battle for special goods and getting together to buy limited special goods is the first time since she was born, and after the fact, she stared at Aoko Aoko Aozaki with an unhappy face for a while, which made the smug student council president laugh embarrassedly.

Seeing this living treasure in front of him and thinking of the Yan sù student union president Yanagito Issei that he knew before, Emiya Shirou felt a special sense of immediacy, saying that if Yan sù student union president Yanagito Issei did this kind of thing, he might go to reward him with a punch, but looking at the "hey" smiling Aoko Aosaki in front of him, Emiya Shirou couldn't find a way to vent his emotions except sighing, and sure enough, what a beautiful girl did could be forgiven, Now Emiya Shirou sincerely understands why there is a pearl in the temple of Kuenji, why he can only keep the same expression, which is really amazing! Emiya Shirou sighed in his heart.

After the supermarket and Aokoko Aosaki separated, Emiya Shirou slowly walked home with a bag or two bags of food, and when he opened the door of the house, a stone statue of Emiya brand was freshly baked, "It's strange that there is something wrong with the way it was opened" Emiya Shirou calmly closed the door, and then opened it again

"What's going on!!!!!!!!!!" Emiya Shirou found that every time he returned home, there would be new surprises, and this time when he opened the door, he was greeted by a large pile of miscellaneous items, which could even be described as a mountain, full of miscellaneous items that almost filled the entire living room, and the original white walls were no longer visible. Emiya Shirou frowned more and more as he walked, and on the way, he even wondered if he had returned to the warehouse of his previous life, or if there was an invasion of the Great River Star people who made his house look like this because TMD was too cruel!

Forget the stove table, maybe it's useful for my ninja cabinet

Are there any sub-cabinets in the hall? And put it upside down here?? Forget it, just put it in another place, I can endure the refrigerator again, don't you already have it? Forget it, it's good to be a backup, I'll put up with it, what is this? It turned out to be a loom, "Can anyone tell me why the weaving machine is in my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After being challenged one after another, Emiya Shirou's nerves slowly buckled HP, and when he saw a behemoth in front of him, his nerves finally made a "click", and he couldn't help but tear his throat and scream.

"It's the voice of Koshiro, welcome back, Koshiro. Woo, listen to me, this mail-order thing is really fun, Xiao Shirou?" It seems that Elquit and the two ceremonies came out to take a look because they heard the voice of Emiya Shirou. Erquit walked ahead, looking elated, while the two ceremonies were the opposite, bowing his head and not daring to look at Emiya Shirou.

"Ah, if it's because of this," Emiya Shirou covered his face with one hand, and the black gas emitted from his back deterred the listener, "It seems that I have to preach again before eating."

Do you say yes? Sister Erquit" When he said this, the temperature of Emiya Shirou's tone was infinitely close to zero, and Erquit's side had already shrunk behind the two ceremonies, and it seemed that the Emiya family (new) was about to usher in a storm tonight.