In the night, I came to the community where I have lived for more than 2 years, and there is a fuchsia Q7 parked downstairs in the community, and she has arrived before me.

I whistled upstairs, along the way the sensor lights were lit up, under the illumination of the light, the corridor looked more dilapidated, this dilapidated made me more and more puzzled, I always wondered, why Mi Cai lived here, I had nowhere to go, had to stay in Robben's nest.

After knocking on the door, Mi Cai opened the door for me neatly dressed, and I immediately complained: "I'm tired to death!" ”

"Then you go get it quickly, and go back to rest when you're done." Mi Cai said in a tone that cared about me.

I glanced at her dissatisfied, and said, "You are very beautiful, but your emotional intelligence is really a little worse, I said tired, I want you to pour me a cup of hot water." ”

"I haven't lived here for days, and there's still hot water."

"There is an electric kettle at home, there is a gas stove, you can boil it if there is no hot water, by the way, I like wolfberry lemon tea, I didn't take goji berries and lemons last time I moved, you can go and make it for me now." As I spoke, I sat down on the couch, crossed Erlang's legs, took out the tangerines from the fruit bowl and ate them.

Mi Cai's face was ugly, but she still went to the kitchen to pick up the water, plugged in the electric kettle and boiled it, and stood on the opposite side of the sofa and looked at me with some resentment.

I am proud in my heart, I don't take advantage of her at this time, and when she finishes using me, maybe she will choke me to death with vicious words.

"This tangerine is really good, where did you buy it?" I said and peeled another orange.

"If you like it, take it back and eat it, but can you please help me do the business first."

I replied without a hurry: "Last time I thought your cherries were good, you asked me to bring them back, this time I think the tangerines are good, you also let me bring them back, is it a qiē in this house, as long as I like it, I can take it away?" ”

"In principle, I can't care about people like you, because your skin is surprisingly thick." Mi Cai said to me patiently.

I smiled and continued, "Then I like you very much, you can come with me tonight." ”

Mi Cai's face suddenly turned cloudy, and she glared at me angrily and said, "Please don't say what you can say to every woman in front of me, I will think you are very shameless!" ”

I still said calmly: "I just followed your logic and said it, why don't you be ashamed, if you want to, I don't like you." ”

Mi Cai looked at the boiling water, and her expression wanted to stuff me into the electric kettle.

My heart blossomed, in so many battles between me and Mi Cai, this is the first time I have the upper hand, this feeling of recovering the city is really refreshing, so proud that I can't help but hum Faye Wong's song "New Tenant".

"Wait for the night, meet the day, clean during the day, pray at night, leave the hustle and bustle, look for troubles, the ends of the earth, whim, is anyone there, who is looking for it, I say hello, you say bother, it's not too late, it's not early, it's a long way to ......"

Mi Cai stared at me and listened to me finish singing, but she was helpless, of course she was helpless, because she didn't dare to be as shameless as me.

I said to Mi Cai again, "Do you know what song I just sang? ”

didn't wait for Mi Cai to answer, so he rushed to ask himself and answered, "It's Faye Wong's new tenant, do you think that the lyrics are about the relationship between the two of us?" ”

Still didn't wait for Mi Cai to respond, and rushed to analyze, and said: "I wait in this house every day for the night, welcome the day, clean during the day, pray at night, one day you live here on a whim, and I, the landlord, said to you, the new tenant: Hello, but you said to me: Excuse me...... And then...... Just kicked me out of this house!! ”

Mi Cai sighed for a while and said, "You really know how to relate!" ”

"It's not an association, it's a real, tragic story that happened not so long ago!" I stood up from the couch aggrievedly and glared at Mi Cai.

Mi Cai didn't answer my words, looked at the boiling water and said, "I'll go and bring water, where are your lemon slices and wolfberries?" ”

"Next to the toilet in the bathroom." I said angrily, but it was for the sake of disgusting Mi Cai, and I just felt that I had been greatly wronged after such an analysis by myself.

Mi Cai really had a disgusting expression on her face, but she also knew that I did it on purpose, so she said with a calm face: "If you don't sue me, forget it, you can soak it yourself." ”

"You are so principled, you promised to help me make tea, and you will definitely make it." I took the opportunity to ridicule Micai's principle.

Mi Cai's words finally became angry: "But did you really put lemons and goji berries next to the toilet in the bathroom?" ”

"You go and ask the cockroaches in the bathroom, where they live, whether they put it or not, they must be very clear."

Mi Cai was angry and said, "Don't drink it." Then he went into his room, unwilling to say anything more to me.

My villain sang the song "New Tenant" to Mi Cai's room again.

……

I finally went to the room where I used to live and found lemons and wolfberries, soaked a cup of boiling water, and sat comfortably on the sofa to drink, life was so beautiful in an instant.

After drinking a cup of tea, I wanted to go to the bathroom to help Mi Cai clean up the cockroach's corpse, but the phone rang suddenly, and I looked at the number from Robben.

I answered the phone, but it was a woman's voice, and she said to me, "You are Zhaoyang." ”

"Who are you, how do you use Robben's phone?" I asked, confused.

"Lily, the Lily from last time."

"Oh, what's wrong?"

Lily said to me in a consultative tone: "Robben went downstairs to buy cigarettes, I called you to ask you not to come back tonight, I want to spend the night with Robben here." ”

I was a little embarrassed, but I had already broken Lily once, and again, a little unreasonable, and finally said to Lily: "Okay, I won't go back tonight." ”

Lily's words suddenly became happy, and she told me, "Then you can call Robben later and tell you that you are not coming back." ”

"No problem."

"Remember, don't tell Robben that I called you not to come back." Lily admonished again.

"Well, I'll just say I won't go back tonight."

"Zhaoyang, you are really good, I will invite you to dinner another day." Lily hung up the phone with joy in her heart, but I forgot to remind her to give me back the hundred dollars she took from me last time.

After the call with Lily, I had another hard time, if I didn't go back to Robben tonight, where else could I go to spend the night!

……

With the worry of having nowhere to stay, I went to the bathroom to help Mi Cai clean up the corpse of the cockroach, in fact, there were not a few, because the insecticide had no effect at all last time, and it took me a long time to find a cockroach that was not dead in the back of the flush toilet, but this one was enough for me to feel at ease with Mi Cai.

I wrapped the cockroach in toilet paper, stuffed some cigarette butts into it as the corpse of the cockroach, and then came to the door of Mi Cai's room, knocked on the door and said: "The corpse of the cockroach has been cleaned up by me, I wrapped it in toilet paper, do you want to come out and test, the effect of the insecticide is really not covered." ”――

I'm not writing fast, I don't have any manuscripts in hand, and I'll start tomorrow at my normal pace.

Of course, there will be occasional additions. Today, after the three watches, don't forget to vote for flowers and more activities, you can receive nearly 1400 a day, and it will drop to 900 in an instant.

Do you still remember the last book, I rap a girl who fits Chen Qingyi's image, this book, she specially helped us record a song mentioned in the book "New Tenant", I helped record it a long time ago, you can listen to it.

Download a solo song on your phone, search for AvaS, and you can find her. The song "New Tenant" is a bit out of tune, but I like it very much, and the AvaS girl sings very well, which is considered a benefit for everyone, and urges her to record a new song.