Chapter Eighty-Six: Uncle, Can We Not Be Forced?
In the eyes of netizens, Uncle Ni Mei came to participate in the wilderness live broadcast challenge.
It's just a joke.
Uncle, you're sixty-one, what kind of primeval jungle are you going to?
Isn't it good to take care of the elderly at home and see the animal world?
The point is, are you ignorant or stupid?
Oh my God, I just laughed my big teeth off.
Oops old man, can you respect the wilderness?
Before entering the mountain, in order to reflect the spirit of helping each other, the official Toutiao Live sent a locator to each person.
If you need help, ask for help from other teammates.
Holding the locator, Yang Xiaoyan and Wang Ashui, as well as Zhang Ping and Li Bo, Gu is brows frowned and looked at Uncle Ni Mei.
In their eyes, the old man was a nuisance.
Surely once you enter the primeval jungle, you will not be able to find the north.
Signal for help.
When the time comes, netizens in the live broadcast room will watch, whether you want to or not, you have to save this bad old man who is over sixty years old.
will drag them down.
Of course, they never thought about it if they were in trouble.
When you need help, count on such a bad old man to lend a hand.
Are you kidding?
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The official live broadcast stage, after the introduction, was divided into three groups and entered the mountain.
Zhang Ping and Li Bo are in a group, and Yang Xiaoyan and Wang Ashui are in a group.
Uncle Ni Mei is a separate group.
The primeval jungle [brake seven horses], there is no road in the wilderness and dense forest, and you can only hold the locator after entering the mountain.
Make your own way in one direction.
In the wilderness and dense forests, there are countless dangers lurking, and you will encounter difficulties that you can't imagine.
This is the highlight and charm of Wilderness Live.
Zhang Ping and Li Bo, a sturdy duo, have a strong physique and strength, and they have received professional physical training.
Netizens are very optimistic about this pair.
And Wang Ashui and Yang Xiaoyan, a combination of brain knowledge and a beautiful woman.
It's also full of highlights.
As for Uncle Ni Mei, such a bad old man over sixty years old dared to recklessly participate in the wilderness live broadcast with a kitchen knife.
can only say that there is nothing to see, netizens want to see this old man after entering the primeval jungle.
How the hell did he die.
I also hope that this old man will not become a burden and trouble for his idol anchor.
After Uncle Ni Mei entered the mountain, he held a kitchen knife and drilled in one direction.
Enter the wilderness and dense forest, the trees are dense and thorny.
The road is treacherous.
Uncle Ni Mei was not in a hurry to open the live broadcast room.
At this time, the official live broadcast platform has already appeared in the connection of three live broadcast rooms.
ranked first, and the most popular is Wang Ashui and Yang Xiaoyan's live broadcast room.
In second place is Zhang Ping and Li Bo's live broadcast room.
Uncle Ni Mei's live broadcast room ranked third.
The live broadcast room is still dark, there are only a few dozen of them, and more than a dozen barrages are all to see the uncle's jokes.
The reason why he is not in a hurry to open the live broadcast room is mainly because Uncle Ni Mei entered the dense forest.
We have to find a place to release the four god pets.
Click, click, click, .......
took out the little King Kong from his pocket, and saw the little King Kong waving the big tongs to show off his might.
Then release the silver war ant army of Little King Kong from the carry-on space.
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
The round and fat little Jerry was also released by Uncle Ni Mei.
As soon as little Jerry arrived in the jungle, he jumped up and down with excitement.
He took out his beloved Desert Eagle and carried it on his shoulder.
ran to Donkey Kong's side for a while, and then saw King Kong leading the army of war ants to start logging.
A large tree surrounded by two people was sawn off by the army of war ants.
Crashed down.
It was made into a log and carried it.
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
Little Jerry climbed onto the log, carrying his desert eagle on his shoulder, and held his head high in the middle of the forest.
It seems that he is the most beautiful boy in the wilderness.
"Uh-huh, hmm....... ”
"Boom....... ”
Sanfeng came to the dense forest and scratched his head excitedly, while Xiao Qi'er wrapped his huge body around Uncle Ni Mei.
The head of the snake spits out the snake letter and rubs it on the owner affectionately.
Returning to nature, the four gods in the family are very excited.
"Okay, you can only go in that direction. ”
"Don't get too far away. ”
Uncle Ni Mei pointed in one direction, mainly to prevent them from running into the other two groups of anchors.
The primeval jungle [Seven Horses] is so big, enough for four divine pets to move.
Mitutoyo can explode equipment by hunting small animals, and Little King Kong and its army of war ants can explode ant Libao.
Xiao Qi'er doesn't know if something explodes.
But at the very least, you can have a full meal and accumulate evolution points in the primeval jungle [Seven Horses].
As for little Jerry, it's good to play with it, and it's okay not to mention it.
That yellow-pinned rat, Uncle Ni Mei doesn't want to talk about .......
"Squeaky squeak....... ”
Little Jerry stood on the log, carrying his desert eagle, excitedly shouting 'Ollie'.
Little King Kong leads the Silver War Ant Legion.
Carrying the logs through the wilderness and dense forests.
Little Jerry felt that he was a mighty and domineering general, standing on a log and still the wind blowing his hair.
Everywhere he passed, there was no grass and he was domineering.
Wailing all over the wilderness, pushing everything sideways.
[Level 3 BOSS God Pet King Kong Ant, hunt a rabbit, gain 10 experience points, and get 10 drops of Ant Power Treasure]
[Level 3 BOSS God Pet King Kong Ant, hunt a little pheasant, gain 10 experience points, and get 10 drops of Ant Lip Treasure]
[Level 3 BOSS God Pet King Kong Ant, hunt a small cricket, gain 1 experience point, and get 1 drop of Ant Power Treasure]
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The prompt sound in his head continued, and the little King Kong commanded the army of war ants.
Everywhere you go, it's simply devastating.
Like the end of the world, disaster strikes.
Countless animals of all sizes were killed, and the mountains of corpses were ...... in a sea of blood.
Walk through the dense forest and slaughter.
This is a group of Jerry Jerry Jerry and King Kong.
Then Mitoyo and Xiao Qi'er were in a group, and Mitoyo was responsible for hunting wild boars and hares and other large animals.
[Level 1 BOSS God Pet Taiji Bear, kill a little hare, gain 100 experience points, and obtain the item 'Bronze Kitchen Knife']
Not long after Sanfeng and Xiao Qi'er left, they met a cute little rabbit.
Mitutoyo used his internal qi, went high and high in the jungle, and killed the little hare with one palm.
After taking the 'bronze kitchen knife' and using the knife method [Thousand Cow Knife] to unravel.
A piece of high-quality rabbit meat was thrown into Xiao Qi'er's mouth.
It's just enough for Xiao Qi'er to stuff between her teeth.
Sanfeng and Xiao Qi'er are in a group, and Xiao Qi'er will also look for prey.
Get it back and dissect it for Mitoyo, and then eat all the high-quality meat.
In addition to hunting animals, Mitutoyo encounters wild mushrooms and wild vegetables, etc., and it thinks that it can cook new dishes.
They will also be collected and put in their pockets.
After the four divine pets left, Uncle Ni Mei was holding a bronze kitchen knife.
I take out my cell phone and the selfie stand.
Turn on the live broadcast room to prepare for the live broadcast.
Popularity: 10,000.
Because of the official drainage of the headlines, Uncle Ni Mei had 10,000 popularity as soon as the broadcast started.
The popularity of this 10,000 is not your fans.
If you pay attention, you can become your fan.
Although Uncle Ni Mei's live broadcast room has 10,000 popularity.
But it can't be compared with the first-ranked Yang Xiaoyan Wang Ashui live broadcast room, and the second-ranked Zhang Ping Li Bo live broadcast room.
The first place has 500,000 popularity, and the second place has 200,000.
"Lying grass, the old man has started broadcasting. ”
"Well, what does this old man think?"
"I thought the old man was out....... ”
"This uncle, for a million prize money, is also a ...... that is hard enough. ”
"The old man didn't even want his life, and he dared to go into the wilderness with a kitchen knife....... ”
"I just want to say, old man, if you are in trouble, don't ask my goddess Yang Xiaoyan for help, OK?"
"I think it's interesting, I just want to see how this old man died...... ”
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There are very few barrages in the live broadcast room, all of them are cynical and laughing at jokes.
With Ni Mei's literacy, she doesn't go back to explain anything too much.
"Hello everyone, maybe you don't know, your uncle was also an outdoor adventure enthusiast when he was young. ”
"Uncle has climbed Mount Everest and has also crossed the Sahara Desert. ”
"This time, your uncle wants to tell you that I used to stand at the top of the food chain, and I still stand at the top of the food chain. ”
Uncle Ni Mei looked at the camera with an extremely professional and serious expression.
That self-confidence, calm temperament seems natural.
Your uncle is still your uncle.
Ni Mei in her previous life was indeed a professional outdoor explorer.
"Lying on the grass, uncle...... Can we not pretend to be forced?"
As soon as I came in, I was shown by the uncle, and I was still standing at the top of the food chain....... ”
"Uncle, even if you were awesome when you were young, you are old after all....... ”
"Climb over Mount Everest, through the desert, our uncle is going to heaven. ”
"Uncle, the park you frequented is not the same thing as the primeval jungle. ”
"Uncle, let's talk about it, don't brag. ”
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Uncle Ni Mei's introduction caused a burst of cynicism in the barrage in the live broadcast room.
Popularity climbed to 50,000.