Chapter 87 Xiao Qi'er left the country to scare stupid netizens
What is the most important thing to survive in the wilderness?
Strength, knowledge, skills, physique, or experience?
You have the strength, you have a strong physique, but you don't have the professional skills.
It is simply impossible to adapt to the complex wilderness environment!
You have knowledge, but you can't apply the knowledge from books to practice.
Then you're a nerd.
Surviving in the wilderness requires a wealth of experience and, more importantly, a strong psyche.
Netizens are not optimistic about Uncle Ni Mei.
But in fact, Uncle Ni Mei is a real king.
First of all, the power, the power of the power of the elephant, the thirteenth layer of the [Body Refining Decision], is a first-class realm martial arts master.
Let's talk about knowledge and skills .......
Ladies and gentlemen, in your previous life, your uncle was also personable when he was young.
At that time, there were countless beauty suitors, and your uncle was a professional challenger for outdoor hobbies.
Possess various professional skills and reserve sufficient outdoor knowledge.
Plenty of survival skills.
Comrades .......
Your uncle is old now, but you have to figure it out, your uncle was also beautiful when he was young.
I was also worshiped and confessed by beautiful women.
Once the sea was difficult to turn into water, the uncle had already looked down on it, facing the cynicism of netizens in the live broadcast room.
Uncle Ni Mei didn't have any waves in his heart, and he just smiled at the corner of his mouth.
Like a spring breeze, your bearing is transcendent.
"I think many netizens must have also passed the [Seven Horses] primeval jungle in Baidu. β
"The mountains here are endless, more than 750 kilometers long, and the primeval forests are dense and full of wild animals, which are extremely dangerous. β
"Every year, 300,000 tourists visit the Seven Horses, and an average of 300 people go missing or die every year. β
"So, don't take any chances. β
Facing the live broadcast camera, Uncle Ni Mei held a kitchen knife and talked eloquently while opening the way.
The four gods were not around.
Uncle Ni Mei is not worried about being separated from the divine pet, there is a mysterious induction between him and the divine pet.
The four divine pets will not be too far away from him, the master.
"Do you know what kind of grass this is?"
Uncle Ni Mei took a kitchen knife, and after chopping left and right all the way, he pulled up a tender green grass and asked at the live camera.
There are few barrages in the live broadcast room.
also did not cooperate with Uncle Ni Mei.
"This is a danxin grass, which was called solid cabbage by the old people in the countryside, and the material conditions were still very poor before. β
"The old people in the village use it to make soup. β
"It has the effect of moistening the intestines and dispelling rheumatism....... β
"Well, it's fragrant, this tender green leaf is juicy and ...... when you eat it. β
This Danxin grass, after Uncle Ni Mei finished introducing it, he directly put it in his mouth and chewed it and ate it.
Not contrived at all.
"See that tree?"
Uncle Ni Mei chewed and ate the grass, pointed to the big tree with thick arms in front of him, and introduced: "This is the Gu Shi tree, and its bark can be used to nourish the kidneys and heal ......." β
"It can also be dried in the sun and used as a spice to cook ....... β
In the live broadcast, Uncle Ni Mei is not just talking.
When encountering some Chinese medicinal herbs, or wild vegetables, I will stop and give a detailed introduction.
"Lying on the grass, the uncle is awesome!"
"Uncle is really eating ....... β
"Surprised, uncle, he's not a bronze, this fucking is a king. β
"My scalp is numb, and my uncle knows so many herbs and wild vegetables....... β
"I admit it, I despise my uncle, you old man knows so much. β
"It's amazing, uncle's knowledge reserve really scares me. β
"After listening to the uncle's introduction so much, I found that the uncle is really professional, he knows everything ....... β
"There is an old man in the family, if there is a treasure, the uncle is so old, his experience and knowledge are really not comparable to our young people. β
In the live broadcast room next door, that Wang Ashui is a nerd, and he is completely following the book to teach ...... there. β
"By the way, I also found out that the uncle is very practical, and there are a lot of life experiences, and the scholar can't talk about it practically. β
"Your uncle will always be your uncle, and there are many things about your uncle that are worth learning from. β
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In just ten minutes, Uncle Ni Mei talked eloquently in the live broadcast room.
It's all casual.
What you see, what you say, herbs or wild vegetables, everything you can eat is eaten in front of netizens after the introduction.
For a while, there were more barrages in the live broadcast room.
Netizens were shocked!
I was shocked by Uncle Ni Mei's professionalism and rich wilderness knowledge reserves.
This is a deeply hidden and extremely awesome uncle!
I deeply realized what it means to have an old man in the family.
"The young lady gave the anchor 100 light sticksββ Uncle is amazing, you know so much. β
"Angry Birds gave the anchor 30,000 flowersββ it's very interesting, what the uncle said is right, I just passed Baidu. β
"Riding a monkey on the tree and giving the anchor 1 hot pot ββ uncle is awesome, watching the uncle's live broadcast, I learned a lot!"
"Lao Tie has no problem giving the anchor 10 monkeysββ I now believe that when the uncle was young, he climbed Mount Everest and crossed the desert!"
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Uncle Ni Mei's live broadcast room has rapidly climbed in popularity to 100,000.
Many people found out that the uncle knew so much, and the knowledge he talked about was very rich and useful.
It's close to life.
What you see and what you say, it feels very realistic.
It's admirable.
After clicking on the attention, some netizens will also give Uncle Ni Mei live gifts.
Yang Xiaoyan's live broadcast room, although Wang Ashui is also introducing various animals and plants.
But netizens found that they felt very boring after listening to it, and they were completely nerds who read from the book.
He says what is written in the book.
Uncle Ni Mei is different, he is very practical and practical.
In particular, there are some experiences that are not available in books.
And after speaking, the uncle will also pick up some herbs or wild vegetables.
Eat it yourself!
This makes it seem very real!
[Bravo +50]
[Bravo +30]
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"Look at this vine, it's called Green Vine, and every vine it has a rich and clean water source. β
"If you slash with a knife, you can catch water from below. β
"But don't put your mouth on the vine, as your lips will turn into sausages. β
Uncle Ni Mei cut down a green vine and demonstrated how to find a clean water source.
Take a big sip of water and drink it at the same time.
The prompt sound in my head continued, and the popularity of the live broadcast room continued to rise.
More and more netizens have been shown by Uncle Ni Mei's professional wilderness survival skills.
Impressed by the abundant knowledge, I clicked on the attention and became a fan, and began to continuously contribute to the applause.
"Behold, the fruit of the tree looks like an apple. β
"Actually, it's not ....... β
After fixing the live broadcast equipment, Uncle Ni Mei climbed the tree and picked a few green fruits.
Then he introduced to the live camera: "This is called green fruit, and improper consumption will cause food poisoning, so how should I eat it......." β
Just as Uncle Ni Mei talked eloquently, he introduced the green green fruit in his hand.
How to eat.
The basin is thick, and the ten-meter-long big snake wanders not far behind Uncle Ni Mei.
That's right, it's the naughty little Qi'er, who ran over to take a look when he missed his master.
By the way, I peeled it for a while.
It knew what its owner was doing, and it just deliberately wanted to show his face in the mirror.
"Lying grass, snake...... Snake....... β
"Hey, this snake is so big, it's terrifying ....... β
"Uncle, it's dangerous, there's a snake behind you!"
"Lying grass, Lao Tzu took a screenshot, there is really a big snake. β
"Ahhh......h β
"Wozhi, this is terrible, that snake basin is so thick ....... β
"Uncle, we just saw a super snake, right behind you, you hurry up and ....... β
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In the camera, Xiao Qi'er flashed by, scaring the netizens in the live broadcast room.
The screen was full of barrage for a while.
It exploded directly, and everyone was brushing the snake.
Shocked!
This is a giant python, as thick as a ten-meter-long basin.
Some fans are even more worried about Uncle Ni Mei, such a big python is nearby.
Uncle, do you know how dangerous you are?
"Are there snakes?"
Uncle Ni Mei was helpless, and he had already sensed that his little Qi'er was running over.
He had already deliberately avoided Xiao Qi'er.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Qi'er still appeared in the live broadcast camera.
Skinned for a moment.
"This snake mainly distinguishes between non-venomous snakes and venomous snakes...... β
"How to distinguish depends mainly on its head ....... β
"Ahem...... Okay, I know there are snakes, don't worry, it's just a small snake ....... β
Uncle Ni Mei could only pretend that he didn't know anything, and continued to talk about this topic in a few words.
Otherwise, it won't be able to be broadcast next.
[Bravo +100]
[Bravo +100]
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The prompt sound in my head continued, and a large wave of applause value was recorded.
When he came to a canyon, Uncle Ni Mei fixed the live broadcast equipment and prepared to go to the creek to get some clean water.
At this time, Xiao Qi'er, who was not far away, saw his master running to get water.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, the huge body swam over.
For a while, a huge snake head with a snake hyacinth spitting appeared in the live broadcast room.
Snake Eyes also looked at the camera curiously.
Countless netizens in the live broadcast room were suddenly rushed out of Xiao Qi'er.
I'm scared to my scalp to explode!
Shocked! goosebumps!
It's really terrifying, and the live camera filmed such a huge python up close.
The snake body, the snake head, the pattern, and the snake letter .......
shocked a group of netizens with goosebumps.
In the wilderness, seeing such a big day python really makes people shudder.
took advantage of his master's inattention, and Xiao Qi'er appeared in the live broadcast room again.
It quickly disappeared again, and slipped into the jungle in a puff of smoke.
Wait until Uncle Ni Mei comes back after taking water.
There has been no trace of Xiao Qi'er for a long time.
"In the wilderness, we try to find some living water, and if we can, we have to boil one of them. β
"Or you strain it and drink the best ....... β
took the water and returned to the camera, Uncle Ni Mei talked eloquently again.
Everything you need to know about getting water and drinking water in the wilderness.
Explain ...... one by one.
"I'm scared to death, that big snake is so scary!"
"Uncle, you are really in danger, there is a super big snake near you. β
"Damn, we're not trying to scare you, I feel like you're dangerous. β
"Mom, I'm scared to death this baby, it's the first time I've seen such a big snake. β
"It's really peeing, I'm most afraid of snakes, the wilderness is so terrible, I won't go if I kill it. β
"Such a big snake, I was terrified ...... see it. β
"It's so exciting, can this snake swallow a person alive?"
"My uncle, please go quickly, you are really in danger now. β
"Uncle, please, there really is a terrible snake!"
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The barrage on the screen was full of netizens, and netizens were directly agitated.
Don't calm down!
Many netizens were frightened by Xiao Qi'er.
Barrage, full of worry and uneasiness, there is a super python near Uncle Ni Mei.
You say it's not exciting, you say it's scary or not......
"Ahem...... A small snake snake ....... β
"Let's not bother with snakes....... β
Faced with two consecutive appearances, Xiao Qi'er disrupted his live broadcast rhythm.
Uncle Ni Mei was also very helpless.
What can your uncle do?
Call Xiao Qi'er over, in front of the netizens in the live broadcast room, perform a snakeskin move brush wave 666 for netizens?
Or do you want to reveal that your uncle is actually a snake breeder?