Chapter 426: Qianling Wonderful
"Monkey stealing peach" was originally a move in Chinese martial arts, because it was too yin and indecent, so when facing opponents of the opposite sex, it was customary in martial arts not to use this move.
Today is the wedding of the door master, not only the two door master wives are on the stage, but also many female disciples of the door are present. Therefore, although this answer has already been figured out, no one dares to answer it in front of the door master and women - even if the door master is good-tempered, who can afford to provoke the Zhao family's wife who is about to shout and kill at every turn?
Taking 10,000 steps back, even if the sect master's family is magnanimous and doesn't care, what about the female disciples of the various factions in the audience? What will these tigresses think? After all, this obviously ridiculous answer will surely bring endless hatred for himself, and even whether he can stand in the door may become a question!
Therefore, when the dizzy Qianling Cave Master didn't know who he had suffered, and rushed out of his mouth with the phrase "monkey stealing peaches", the originally dense Tian food sound on the top of the entire Lingshan Peak was a meal, and then it was extremely quiet, and the atmosphere of the Tianmen Peach Festival, which should have been jubilant, was also stagnant, and it became dead and silent again!
Poor cultivation genius and idiot, I guess no one will be able to save you this time! Everyone sighed silently in their hearts, but they all looked at the door master. I hope that the master of the door can open the net and send that rare cultivation madman lightly, as long as he is not expelled from the gate of heaven! As for some punishment - is that still a problem?
There is also the chief of the Kongtong Xuandong Cave who came out of the crowd, hurriedly came to the bottom of the high platform, and said deeply:
"Qianling Dao friends are honest and honest, they only know how to cultivate, and they don't ask about world affairs. Today's offensive words are also purely unintentional, and I also ask the owner and his wife to look at the joy of the wedding banquet and cut off lightly......"
The atmosphere in the field began to be a little heavy, but the culprit was still grinning "hehe" and smirking, thinking that there were both monkeys and peaches in the answer, and he would be able to pass guò if he thought about it, and he only had to wait for the master to nod his head in agreement, and then he could feast on this fairy peach. A pair of big eyes are wandering on the pink peach, and they are beginning to choose where to start!
As for the slight changes in the atmosphere in the field, it was not in the scope of this cultivator's thinking at all - anyway, the master of the sect said to eat, let's start eating; The owner of the door said that whoever he wanted to clean up, we should be the first to rush up...... Eat a peach, do you need to think about it so much?
After waiting stupidly for a long time, and not hearing the door master's order to "start", the Qianling cave master finally felt the strangeness in the field.
It stands to reason that a person who cultivates the truth should be the most sensitive to the changes in the qi, but this big man only realized the strangeness of the situation after shaking his head and shaking his head for a long time while holding the peach, and it is really the biggest strange flower in the heavenly gate - I really don't know how his extremely high ability is cultivated!
When I looked up, I saw the master of the door standing tall, looking at himself with a smile, and all kinds of strange lights and colors in his eyes alternated, and he couldn't feel what it meant for a while; The two masters and wives were one on the left and one on the right, their faces were gloomy, and in the eyes projected over, they were murderous!
The lord of Qianling Cave was surprised in his heart, and he didn't know when he offended the two ladies, so he hurriedly raised his eyes and looked around, hoping that someone could give a friendly reminder again, but where could he still do it? As far as the eye could see, except for the gritted teeth and embarrassed and angry eyes of the female disciples, everyone was mixed with sighs and unbearable looks.
Now, no matter how slow this Tianmen strange person with an empty brain and zero emotional intelligence is, he knows that he must have made a big mistake that is forgivable, and even caused public anger!
The question is, what did you say wrong?
That monkey did steal peaches to eat! Did you still pay for it? So doesn't it count as stealing? But there were a lot of answers that were stolen before, so why was it our turn?
The Qianling Cave Master looked at the immortal peach in his hand stupidly, it was still fragrant and attractive, but without the consent of the door master, even if he was hungry in his heart, he couldn't eat it anyway...... Looking at the door master who didn't say a word on the lookout, and the lady with a face like frost, the cave master suddenly realized that the things in this world are too complicated, and even a casual sentence can cause such a big trouble, how can I be happy in the Qianling Cave Mansion? !
But what's wrong?
The cave master was puzzled, racking his brains and couldn't figure out what he was wrong, so he had to scratch his hair desperately, as if this was the only way to get the answer he wanted from the scattered hairstyle......
In the middle of the entanglement, I saw the two deputy masters of Kunlun Yupu and Tianshan Feixia, and they all came to the bottom of the high platform, bowed down and said:
"Qianling Daoyou has no intentions, this time he said nothing, it is also an unintentional mistake, and I ask the master of the door to forgive!"
Until now, this Qianling Cave Master still doesn't know that he has offended the door master and his wife, so it is really Xiuzhen who has broken his braincase! Hearing the words of the deputy door master's intercession, this is like a mountain man simply turned his heart sideways, rose up, and fell down in front of the high platform in an instant.
"Subordinate Qianling Li Wuji, see the door master and his wife. I don't know where my subordinates are wrong, but please make it clear! ”
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As soon as the sentence "monkey steals peaches" came out, Han Feng felt that his whole person's interest had finally been a little satisfied.
Look at the entangled and intertwined expressions of those angry but shy female disciples - no wonder it is said that the beauty is angry, which makes it have a flavor! Sure enough, it makes sense......
As for the appearance of the two mothers-in-law around him, the crazy brother didn't take it to heart. At most, if you try to explain it in bed, how big of a deal can it be?
It's just that this Qianling Cave Master Li Wujian, who is cultivated in the Heavenly Gate, is also a top figure, but he is actually taken lightly by others, but he is also unexpected.
Is this guy wise and foolish, old and cunning? Or is it a simple mood and pure feelings?
Adults who don't even know the meaning of "monkey stealing peaches" are strange everywhere, and now in Han Feng's eyes, the same is true.
While secretly enjoying the strange looks of the female disciples in the audience, the crazy brother released his divine thoughts, silently observing what Li Wujian was thinking, and at the same time released his external incarnation, and in an instant, he had already investigated the Qianling Cave Mansion clearly!
How so?!
As soon as the various circumstances were summarized, Han Feng's heart was full of joy, and even the eyes that looked at Li Wujian were much hotter.
Fortunately, at this time, Qianling Wonder was looking around for support, otherwise he would have been stared at by the strange gaze of this unscrupulous master, and he would have fled on the spot!
It just so happened that the three deputy sect masters pleaded unanimously, and this Li Wujian really didn't know why, so ......
In someone's heart, there was a sinister laughter!