Chapter 425: The Monkey and the Peach
Even in the Heavenly Court, there are only 3,600 of these immortal peaches, and they are divided into three grades according to the time and efficacy of the fruits, all of which are 1,200. This time, the two masters and wives picked all the easiest varieties to ripen, of course, their efficacy is the lowest, but even so, it is enough to meet the current needs of the Heavenly Gate.
Looking at the bursts of light in front of them, red and white, fragrant, pink and attractive, it seems that the huge fruit that will be juicy when touched lightly, everyone suddenly moved their index fingers. But because the door master has not yet given an order, he has to endure the greed in his heart, look at the peach in his hand for a while, and look at the door master for a while, just wait for the door master to give an order, and then start immediately.
Han Feng saw that this group of guys who were innocent and devoted to cultivation were all looking eagerly and their throats kept moving up and down, obviously holding back extremely bitterly. couldn't help but have a bad taste in his heart, and he swirled around the command that he began to enjoy, and talked about some unrelated bad things:
"Legend has it that when Sun Wukong was an official in Pan Tao Garden, he often guarded and stole and ate peaches. Today, the gate gathers in Lingshan, and it is also a good story to get this fairy fruit. Therefore," the bad door master smiled at the corner of his mouth and said slowly:
"No matter who you are, as long as you can say an idiom or proverb about this Monkey King and the peach, you can enjoy this watery peach!"
Everyone was overjoyed when they heard this, and they all started to use their brains and searched for words related to it.
"The Great Sage Treasure Stealer!"
"Goku eats peaches!"
"The Great Sage eats peaches!"
"Wukong Treasure Stealing!"
……
In short, all kinds of bizarre original words have poured out, regardless of whether there is a suspicion of plagiarism, anyway, it is also a joy, as long as you can say it, Han Feng will be able to pass guò. All of a sudden, on the top of Ling Mountain, laughter was continuous, and joy was incomparable.
No matter who it was, once he got the permission of the door owner, he quickly buried his head in staring at the peach in his hand. There are those who eat quickly, only three or two times like locusts crossing the border, completely gnaw out a delicate peach pit out, and then look at the peach in the hands of others, the throat is rapid, the saliva is flowing, the eagerness in the eyes is very obvious, if not all are the same door, and the door owner is in front of him, I am afraid that there will inevitably be a fight.
Seeing this, Han Feng immediately shouted:
"This fairy peach is delicious, and more importantly, the fairy spirit contained in it! Don't hurry up and absorb the work, collect it for your own use, and look around! ”
Countless people were shouted by the door owner, only to recover from the deliciousness of the peach, and they didn't care about the time when they were still in their mouths, and no matter where they were, they immediately left the table, sat on the spot, and had their own luck, in order to absorb the fairy energy in the peach as much as possible!
There are also those who enjoy it slowly, take a small bite, and then hold it in their mouths, unwilling to swallow it for a long time, just want to let the delicacy of the fairy fruit last forever. But he was also drunk by Han Feng:
"The best way to absorb the qi of the immortals is to enjoy it while exercising it. In this way, you can get the maximum benefit! ”
So on the top of the spiritual mountain, it became two wonders.
Those who have already answered the question will immediately sit on the spot and work silently. Those who have not yet had their turn to answer are so anxious that they scratch their ears and cheeks, jump up and down, and just wait for the early answer to enjoy themselves. What's more, he took advantage of people's unpreparedness to secretly take a bite on the pink and tempting peach tip from time to time, although he didn't really have a stomach, but he could also satisfy his cravings a little.
His demeanor and movements, both eager and hurried, were really like the possession of the Monkey King, and it was very interesting to see a few people on the stage laughing. For this kind of tian's behavior, Han Feng didn't bother to really care, he just didn't see it. And when everyone in the audience saw that the owner of the door did not pursue it, they became bold, and they simply stood on the table, holding the big fairy peach in both hands, and they were busy with a burst of madness!
All of a sudden, in addition to the voice of submitting the answer loudly, in the entire banquet, there was only a dense tongue sound, which was like a drizzle, and like countless spring silkworms, and it was very weird!
Han Feng forced a smile as he nodded his head with thousands of strange answers, and it was only when it was the turn of the Qianling Cave Master that the originally extremely smooth and fast voice of answering questions had an obvious pause.
It turns out that the main body of this Qianling Cave is tall, almost three meters, with a lion nose and a wide mouth, and the momentum is majestic. Although he is gifted and has extremely high qualifications, just because he strayed into a cave left by a god when he was young, he practiced a superb cultivation according to the ** figure on the stone wall. If it weren't for the burden of the Heavenly Dao, he would have risen a long time ago.
It's just that although the master of this lucky cave has a high understanding, he doesn't know a big word, and he only cares about sitting and practicing in the cave, and occasionally travels, and he also seeks to visit friends in the mountains and rivers, where has he had the opportunity to learn culture?
Today, the master of the door sent down Hong'en, and everyone has a fairy peach, which is naturally a great benefit and a rare good thing. Unexpectedly, the mischievous owner wants to describe it with an allusion to a monkey stealing a peach...... For the strange cave master who is confused and can only practice, isn't this a typical accidental injury?
But the order of the door master must be carried out unconditionally, otherwise, can it only be a peach skin for a lifetime?
The most hateful thing is that the few answers that the master of Qianling Cave dug out his hollow thoughts have all been answered by the people in front of him without exception, so they naturally cannot be used again. Seeing that it was his turn, his mind was still in chaos, as if he had fallen into a pool of paste, even if his face was red and his ears were red and his muscles were swollen, he could only shake his head and look around, hoping that someone would help him.
It's just that there are too many people today, and the answer has already been innovated countless times, why can't you still find the one that suits you?
The crazy brother looked at the audience with a smile, and when he saw the predicament of the cave master of Qianling, instead of being anxious about it, he was happy - this is a deliberately extra plot of the whole person, and now that he finally sees someone being rectified, how can he not be very happy?
I have to say that the obscenity and bad taste of this guy have not diminished in the slightest with the change of cultivation and identity, and there are even signs of upward development......
The poor Mr. Cave Master was struggling with a sad face, looking at the table beside him, just asking for an answer from heaven so that he could enjoy the fairy peach. Unexpectedly, he hesitated for a while, but he didn't see half of the well-wishers, and he was in a hurry, when he suddenly damaged his friend's speech, and he actually used the method of sound transmission to quickly send a certain phrase into the ear of the cave master.
The Qianling Cave Master showed ecstasy on his face, and almost jumped up with excitement, holding the immortal peach to his mouth with both hands, and shouted impatiently:
"I've got it!"
"Monkey steals peaches!"
PS: I was too sleepy yesterday, and I actually sent the wrong chapter content, and I was in tears! Excuse me......