Chapter 61, I learned Teacher Song's power for the first time!
Chapter 61, I learned Teacher Song's power for the first time!
"Teacher Song, didn't I tell you just now? It's windy here, you need to lock it tightly, or if something really wants to fall in, what can you do? Xiaofeng said with a hippie smile, "If this leaf is okay, but if it's a small beetle, it sees something as big as yours, and thinks it's some delicious cheese, and it takes a bite, then it's not easy to do?" ”
Xiaofeng laughed even crazier.
He imagined that he was the little beetle, eating those two delicious pieces of cheese.
Song Ruxue finally understood, it was this little wind just now, and the leaves that she didn't know where she got them were stuffed into her open collar.
How could this guy be so fast and stuff this leaf into his clothes?
Why don't you feel anything at all? Could it be that this kid can do magic?
She became more and more confused, and looked at the little wind in surprise.
Where did she know that Xiao Feng's move "Buddha's hand without shadow" went crazy again.
If Xiaofeng is a little more bold and presumptuous, this "shadowless hand" may even touch the "purple grapes".
However, after all, he is his own teacher, and Xiaofeng still doesn't dare to be too presumptuous. Save some face, so as not to say that I deceived my teacher and destroyed my ancestors.
Xiaofeng's "Foshan Shadowless Hand" is getting more and more progressive.
However, Song Ruxue is not a vegetarian either. After being surprised, she still thought of a way to deal with Xiaofeng.
Let you tease the teacher, no wonder the teacher me!
"Oh, thank you Xiaofeng, you really care about me."
"That's, student, I'm full of enthusiasm for you, teacher?????? O fierce love! Xiao Feng looked at Teacher Song triumphantly and even more presumptuously.
"Xiaofeng, come over here. I have something to tell you. Song Ruxue was full of peach blossoms, smiling and waving her hand at Xiaofeng.
Song Ruxue turned around, twisted her butt and left.
Xiaofeng hurriedly followed.
What's wrong with Teacher Song? Hehe, it seems, there is a play.
Although Xiao Feng's main target is Sister Xiao Yu, if this Teacher Song is willing to take the initiative to give him a hug, he will not refuse.
Xiaofeng's famous saying is: The woman who sends it to the door, don't be in vain!
Song Ruxue walked to a place where no one was, stopped, turned her head, and looked at Xiaofeng with a smile.
At this moment, Xiaofeng was completely intoxicated, and the whole person was soft.
No, why is this Teacher Song so proactive? It's fast.
However, here, it doesn't seem to be easy to topple, right?
"Teacher Song, why did you bring me to this place. There's no one here. Xiaofeng said with a smile.
"Why are you so far away from me? Don't you want to look good? I'll show you. Song Ruxue said, about to unbutton another button.
Xiao Feng was completely carried away by desire, so he approached Song Ruxue in a daze.
He could smell the fragrant smell on Ruxue's body, this smell was not the pungent perfume smell on Zhang Yanmei's body, but the natural aroma of a woman's body.
Smell the fragrance and know the woman. This taste, well, it's a very warm, very unrestrained woman, and I like it.
Don't say it, this is what my Xiaofeng has chased, well, I haven't chased it yet, but it's fast, the oldest woman I've chased.
How old is she? Why don't you introduce it in class?
Whatever, if she is older, she will be bigger, and older women will have more taste.
"Come closer." This Song Ruxue is still teasing Xiaofeng.
Now, Xiaofeng can't stand it anymore.
Xiao Feng smiled and approached Song Ruxue, so close that he was about to touch her face with her.
"Teacher Song, you are so open-minded. Ah, ah, it hurts me! The little wind let out a pig-killing howl.
What the hell is going on?
It turned out that under this little wind, he was actually grabbed by Song Ruxue's hand.
"You kid, how dare you tease the teacher? If you're not honest, I'll pinch and blow up that thing underneath you! Song Ruxue said hatefully, her eyes were about to pop out.
Xiaofeng is really in pain now.
I didn't expect that my first intimate contact with this Teacher Song was actually like this!
"Old, teacher, let go. Aren't you playing hooligans by doing this? ”
"Hooliganism? Hmph, you yourself are a hooligan, I will use this trick to deal with hooligans! Song Ruxue's hand was hard again.
"Oops, oops, let go! It's painful, teacher, don't you want me to cut off my children and grandchildren! Xiaofeng screamed in pain.
"What about the loss of children and grandchildren? You little rascal, you're going to make you the last one. The hot Song Ruxue didn't let go.
"Teacher, you've been holding on to this thing of mine, aren't you afraid that I will suddenly urinate and dirty your hands?"
Hearing this, Song Ruxue was startled and quickly let go of her hand.
Xiaofeng rubbed the underneath and said with a bitter face, "Teacher, won't I just say something?" Why are you so cruel to me? I didn't tease you. ”
"No, not your size!" Song Ruxue still stared at him viciously, "None of the men who want to flirt with the old lady will end well!" Do you have what it takes, try it next time? ”
What a hot woman, and the gentle female teacher in the classroom, it's like two people.
It seems that this woman is better at disguise than a man!
Song Ruxue estimated that she had learned enough, so she was about to leave, and she had to go to another class.
"I warn you, Lu Xiaofeng, don't beat Qin Xiaoyu's idea. Otherwise, there are you who look good! Song Ruxue left this sentence after the most reluctance, turned her head and left.
"Wow, it's good that you don't take care of yourself so that you don't get molested, and you don't care about the love between our students?" Looking at Ruxue's back, Xiao Feng muttered to himself indignantly.
Suddenly, it occurred to him that a bell had just been ringing.
Oops, class!
A small breeze, like a wind, rushed into the classroom.
At this time, the students had already sat in their seats honestly.
"No, sorry, I'm late." Xiaofeng said at the door of the classroom.
The male teacher, who was in class, turned his head.
At this look, Xiaofeng was dumbfounded.
It's really a narrow road, actually, this teacher is the Director He who watched that kind of film in the toilet that day?
That's right, it's him, this sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy, the big black mole on his face and a hair on the black mole are even more eye-catching.
"What's going on? The class bell has been ringing for so long, why did you come? Director He frowned and looked at Xiao Feng.
However, soon, his thin monkey face relaxed, and he still had a little wicked smile.
What's going on? Will this guy change his face?
"This female classmate, do you have something? Okay, let's get back to our seats. Director He showed a smile, but he looked a little lustful.
"Female classmates?" Xiaofeng was stunned.
"Hahaha!" The classmates laughed.
Director He was puzzled by this laughter, "What's the matter?" What to laugh at? ”
"Teacher, he's a man, how do you think he's a woman?" A thin boy named Xiao Yueyue next to Chang Guangguang said.
This Xiao Yueyue is also a chatter, a lot of words, three eight.
"Yes, teacher, are your eyes glazed?" Chang Guangguang also smiled.
Still, he glared at Xiao Feng.
When he got out of class just now, Chang Guangguang saw that this Xiaofeng actually followed the beautiful Qin Xiaoyu out of the river, and his heart was unhappy for a while.
Call you to pick up a girl, you deserve it, it's late, it's time!
"What, boy?" Director He walked to Xiao Feng's side, looked at it carefully, and suddenly stretched out his hand.
"Wow!" There was a burst of exclamation from the students below.
Director He's pair of dog paws were grabbing Xiao Feng's chest.
Xiao Feng didn't expect Director He to have such a move, and he was attacked by this obscene man.
"Oh, really. What a man! Director He sighed a few times, and then changed his face again, "Man, hurry up and get me to the seat!" ”
Being hit in the chest in public is really a great shame for Xiaofeng.
However, Xiaofeng still suppressed the fire and ran back to his seat in a gloomy manner.
"Xiaofeng, what's wrong with you? Where did you go? Xu Dongjin said with concern.
"Damn, don't mention it, I was bitten by a female dog first, and now I was attacked by a male dog." Xiao Feng scolded and scolded.
How did this second middle school become a key school?
A female teacher attacked me below. There was also a male teacher who not only watched the film in the toilet, but also attacked my chest in front of so many classmates.
These are all excellent teachers, excellent schools!
Xiao Feng looked at the blackboard, and there was still the name of Director He "He Dazhuang" written on it.
Still "He Da Zhuang"? I think you're the worm in the crop, you should use this pesticide to spray off your scum!
", male dogs? Why are there so many dogs in this school? Xu Dongjin was stunned.
"OK, STUDENTS, LET'S START AGAIN!" This Director He, He Dazhuang, spoke English with a strong Shanghai accent, and said.
It seems that he is an English teacher.
"Now, let's start the exam! AREYOUREADY?” He continued.
"Exams?"
Now, the students have exploded!
Why is there an exam on the first day of school? Is there any reason for this???????