Chapter 60: A Bug Fell into Your Clothes!

In front of her, it was none other than the annoying Lu Xiaofeng.

Of course, it is not accurate to say that he is "annoying", it should be said that he is "annoying".

For Xiaofeng, Xiaoyu doesn't have any special bad feelings, but if you want to have a good impression of him, it will be eight lifetimes later.

However, don't stand at the door of the women's toilet and block the family from leaving?

"What are you doing?" Xiaoyu asked angrily.

"Sister Xiaoyu, you go to the toilet so fast, it's really the speed of light!" Xiaofeng grinned and smiled.

"Do I go to the toilet quickly? I don't think so. Xiaoyu wanted to laugh in her heart, but her face was cold.

This little wind, it's really boring, studying the speed of other people's toilets? And the speed of light? If I had that speed, it would be easier to go to the moon in the morning.

"Yes, you see, you're almost at the same time as me, girls and boys, at the same time, it's the first time I've met."

Xiaofeng is not nonsense.

I used to go to the street with those girlfriends or sisters, and when Xiaofeng was finished, I always had to wait for these women to come out slowly.

"Sister Xiaoyu, could it be that you are also standing up to pee?" Xiao Fengkou said unabashedly.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Xiaoyu wanted to gag a little.

"Why not? It is said on the Internet that someone has invented a tool to make girls pee standing up. Xiaofeng said very bluntly and innocently.

This little wind, why is there no difference between men and women, and he actually talks about this kind of thing in front of me, a beautiful woman?

"Xiaofeng, can you please respect yourself? Okay, don't get in my way, I'm going to go. With that, Xiaoyu pushed away Xiaofeng and walked straight forward.

"I said, Sister Xiaoyu, why are you angry? I'm just kidding you, why are you serious? "Xiaofeng is a little aggrieved.

After just a few words, why is this Xiaoyu sister unhappy?

He tried to catch up, but was slapped heavily on the back.

"Don't pester people, please respect yourself!" The man said.

"Who? So annoying, huh? Xiaofeng turned his head and scolded unhappily.

But Xiaofeng looked at it, but his anger turned to joy.

The person standing behind him was actually the beautiful teacher Song Ruxue, Teacher Song.

"Teacher Song, what's the matter, you're here too?" Xiaofeng greeted him with a smile, looked the beautiful teacher up and down, and his eyes focused on Song Ruxue's chest.

Seeing that Xiao Feng had been staring at his chest, Song Ruxue certainly knew what this student was thinking.

"Lu Xiaofeng, please don't stand in front of the women's toilet and stand in the way, okay? A big man, standing in front of the women's toilet, people will treat you as a hooligan. Song Ruxue said unceremoniously.

"No, no." Xiaofeng shook his head, "Is it a hooligan standing in front of the women's toilet?" Wrong. Do you know what kind of people are hooligans? ”

"Who?"

"The one who enters the women's toilet is the hooligan." Xiaofeng said seriously.

Song Ruxue almost wanted to laugh and vomit, but she still endured it.

"I think you're pretty much the same. You're just a few steps away from that rascal. ”

"How many steps is missing? That's good, but you've never heard of that, teacher? ”

"What?"

"I'm afraid that if I say it, you won't be able to stand it, teacher." Xiaofeng pretends to be mysterious.

"If you have something to say, you can say it, and if you have a fart, let it go. It's a toilet and no one will say you stink. Song Ruxue simply tore off the teacher's mask, revealing the pungent nature that frightened men.

You Lu Xiaofeng don't know how powerful my Song Da beauty is, right?

Few people know that Song Ruxue, who is as beautiful as a flower, has a graceful figure, and is still a people's teacher, but she has been crawling in society and has seen everything in the world.

Xiaofeng was still taken aback, but he didn't expect that this beautiful and elegant Chinese teacher was actually "dirty", not much inferior to himself at all.

It seems that he has met an opponent.

It's really a chess opponent, and a good talent, and against such a beauty, Xiaofeng is even more energetic this time.

"Teacher, haven't you heard from others? This teacher, teacher, sometimes a teacher, sometimes not much better than that beast. Haven't heard of it? What kind of beast teacher, but I haven't heard of any beast students, right? Teacher, I see, you teachers are only a few steps away from being a hooligan. Xiaofeng squinted at Song Ruxue, and his eyes looked towards the "first line of sky".

I saw that Song Ruxue's chest was swollen with anger, and the "silver line" became more obvious.

"You kid." Song Ruxue was so angry that she gritted her teeth.

Lu Xiaofeng, you dare to say that I am a beast?

"Teacher, I'm talking about individual teachers, but I didn't say it's you." Xiaofeng said, "But you really like to sit in the cross-seat, I can't help it." ”

"You can rest assured. As for me, I'm just dealing with those beasts. Not only those beast teachers, but also those beast students, if I find out that any student is a beast, I will definitely give him a good look! Song Ruxue also replied viciously.

"Yes, yes. I also like the good things you give me, hehe. Xiaofeng smiled, "It's so beautiful!" ”

"What do you see? What's there to see? Song Ruxue scolded angrily.

"Can't I see it? You women can show it yourself, and we men can see it? "Xiaofeng is not scared of this teacher at all.

His tone was as if this Song Ruxue was not his teacher, but a chick of the opposite sex who was on an equal footing with him.

"Okay, you want to see it, huh?" Song Ruxue simply unbuttoned the button on her chest.

Fortunately, there was no one else around, only the two teachers and students.

This time, Xiaofeng's eyes were straight.

Dare to be affectionate, this Teacher Song still took the initiative to open his arms to show me? I really earned it today.

"How? Is it good-looking? Song Ruxue pretended to be provocative.

"Well, it's good, it's good." Little Wind smacked.

"It's cool to watch, huh?" Song Ruxue's eyes had become very stern.

"Well, it's cool. But, teacher, you are so big there, and you are not afraid of being blown in by the wind and catching a cold? ”

"Huh?" Song Ruxue didn't expect this, does this Xiaofeng really care or fake about herself?

"Also, teacher, aren't you worried about a bug falling from a tree or something that will fall into you?"

"Bugs, where are the bugs?" Song Ruxue looked up.

Suddenly, she felt an itch in her chest, and something had really fallen in.

Could it be that a bug really fell in?

She was so frightened that she quickly shook her chest, and now her open place was even more obvious, and it was trembling.

Boom, something fell from her clothes, and it turned out to be a leaf.

"Hahaha!" Suddenly, Xiao Feng and Da Lu laughed??????