Chapter Sixty-Seven: Treated as a Dog Minion
Whew~ A breeze blew into the main hall, and I saw a young man in white clothes and white hair slowly falling in the hall with a flying sword, and looked up at the place where the preserved eggs were.
Immediately, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he bowed down and said, "Your Majesty, it's just a dog!"
The middle-aged man's face darkened, "Don't I know it's a dog up there?"
"Alas, do you hear that? Everyone says you're a dog!" Li Pingjiang said with a smile, fortunately his cultivation was higher than the boys below, otherwise he would have been discovered.
When he heard this, he was not happy, and immediately stretched out his head and shouted: "Little Wang Ba Lamb! You are the dog! Hello! Is Lao Tzu's thick phlegm and the essence liquid accumulated over the past few days good?"
The middle-aged man was about to speak, but he was also angry when he heard the voice of the preserved egg. While getting angry, he didn't forget to retch twice, and pointed to the head of the preserved egg with trembling hands and said, "It's still a beast that can talk! No wonder it's so smart!" After speaking, he pointed to the man in white and said, "You! Catch him down and cut him down! Encountering this kind of thing in the sacrifice of heaven, it is simply a taboo! Sending troops is also postponed for half a year!" After the middle-aged man finished speaking, he walked out of the main hall angrily and disappeared around the corner.
"Congratulations to the emperor!" The civil and military officials bowed down and waited for the middle-aged man to disappear before they stood up and walked towards the outside of the main hall, and on the way, many civil and military officials vomited on the spot.
The man in white smiled slightly, and flew up with a flying sword, Li Pingjiang saw this, and immediately controlled his spiritual power to restrain the preserved egg and said: "You go to the top first! I'll go and see the situation nearby, and then rob this palace!"
As soon as he heard this, he immediately patted his chest and said, "Don't worry!" After speaking, before the man in white flew up, he consciously jumped down.
The man in white stretched out his hand and grabbed the dog's leg of the preserved egg, then turned around and flew out of the hall, Li Pingjiang immediately breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, "Oh, oh my mother!
Slowly jumped off the beam, scanned the surroundings of the main hall with the sacred stone, and found that there was no one, so he swaggered out of the main hall.
What appeared in front of Li Pingjiang's eyes seemed to be a temple, and he lit a cigarette and walked out of the wall. He said dissatisfiedly: "Hey! Lao Tzu thought it was in the palace of the Apocalypse Empire, but he didn't expect it to be a temple! Could it be that Lao Tzu was born with the momentum of a single dog?
"Alas, the dog slave waits!" Li Pingjiang heard this delicate and willful voice as soon as he stepped out of the wall, and immediately turned back dissatisfiedly, "You..." Li Pingjiang was stunned before he finished speaking.
What appeared in front of him was a beautiful woman who looked like a country, the melon seed face, big eyes and double eyelids, coupled with the white flower skin outside the bare building, looked very attractive, and the convex chest and buttocks made Li Pingjiang's water pipe react immediately, making Li Pingjiang more and more unable to control himself, and immediately rushed up.
"Hey, beauty, what department are you?" Li Pingjiang leaned against the wall, raised his right hand and spit on it, swiping it on his hair, looking like he thought he was very handsome.
"What department, don't you even know me, Princess Qinghe?" Princess Qinghe stared at Li Pingjiang dissatisfiedly, and immediately wanted to scream.
Li Pingjiang hurriedly put away his squinting appearance, and thought, "It turns out that this is the palace of the Apocalypse Empire!" and then said in a daze: "I'm sorry, princess! I have a problem with this! So..." Li Pingjiang said and pointed to his head with a finger.
Princess Qinghe seemed to think of something, and came to Li Pingjiang curiously, and said coldly: "Say! Are you from the Li Xu Empire!"
Li Pingjiang was stunned for a moment, "tm! I shouldn't have been discovered! Lao Tzu didn't show any horses!" Immediately coughed embarrassedly and said, "I don't know what Princess Qinghe means by this?"
"I see that your appearance and tone are a bit like the crown prince of the Li Xu Empire, so I just want to ask..." Princess Qinghe blushed when she mentioned Xu Chuan, and lowered her head, as if she was about to bury herself in her towering chest.
Li Pingjiang also knew that although the high-level leaders of the two countries were in a tense manner, they still had to do superficial efforts, and the Li Xu Empire was called the emperor. Naturally, it is to publicize and publicize visits to other countries.
Li Pingjiang was immediately stunned, remembering that this guy called himself a dog slave, but his apprentice was the prince, and immediately scolded in his heart: "Damn! Isn't this messing up the generations!" was about to reveal his identity, but then remembered something, and smiled: "Haha! I am indeed from the Li Xu Empire!"
"Then why did you come to the Apocalypse Empire to be a minion? With a good skill, where can you go without food!" Princess Qinghe's eyes narrowed slightly, looking like she would kill you if you lied.
"Who said Lao Tzu is a slave! You're still a fucking maid!" Li Pingjiang glanced at this beauty, and unscrupulously looked at Princess Qinghe's chest and buttocks and said, "Well~ good! Come to Lao Tzu's bedroom tonight!"
Qinghe's beautiful eyes kicked, and he suddenly smiled strangely and said, "Hmph! You come with me! I'll take you to meet someone!"
"Go and go! Your master is not afraid of Lao Tzu!" Li Pingjiang did not speak, and even if he did, he would not be afraid. Immediately, he walked towards Princess Qinghe with his hands behind his back.
"Let's go, little beauty!" Li Pingjiang threw his palm on Princess Qinghe's upturned buttocks, and then pushed the stunned Princess Qinghe out.
"Hmph! You are not from the Imperial Clan of the Apocalypse Empire, but you can sneak into the palace! Prove that you are a dog with a master! But you won't be able to laugh when you see your master!" Princess Qinghe flicked her robe and walked towards the bend angrily.
"Master?" Li Pingjiang touched his chin and looked down, then sneered, "Cut! Lao Tzu still has a master?" and followed with a disdainful expression.
After a while, Li Pingjiang had already caught up with Princess Qinghe, still staring at Princess Qinghe with a squinting look. Princess Qinghe was still a little proud in her heart while being annoyed, "Hmph! The bigger this person's lustful heart is, the more beautiful I am! Xu Chuan will also be mine!"
Suddenly thinking of something, he suddenly stopped, turned his head sideways to Li Pingjiang and asked, "You say, am I beautiful?"
As soon as Li Pingjiang heard this, he immediately did not hesitate and said, "It's not beautiful!"
Princess Qinghe's face sank, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Am I cute?"
"Hey! I want to see what you want to do!" He immediately said righteously: "It's not cute!
"Huh~ bear with me! I'll talk about it after asking!" immediately hooked a smirk at the corner of his mouth, directly grabbed Li Pingjiang, and the two looked at each other for a moment, and then said coldly: "Am I virtuous?"
"Not virtuous!" Li Pingjiang was also angry, and said in his heart, what is this little cool skin for!
"Then why are you looking at me with squinting eyes! Don't you tell the truth! Even if you don't tell the truth, can't you praise me!" Princess Qinghe suddenly put her hands on her hips and roared angrily, and the minions who came and went were so frightened that they fell to their knees, and they didn't dare to say a word.
"Hmph! The more angry you are, the happier Lao Tzu will be!" Li Pingjiang smiled slightly, "The weather has been bad lately! I'm afraid of lying and thundering!"
"Hmph, I don't believe it!" Princess Qinghe finished speaking, grabbed a minion, and asked as if she was about to kill, "I ask you! Am I beautiful?"
"Minions... The captured minion couldn't say a word for a long time. Li Pingjiang smiled slightly!"You're so beautiful!"
Suddenly, there was a loud rumbling sound, which made Princess Qinghe's face sink, but the next few dog meows made Princess Qinghe breathe a sigh of relief, but the dog bark seemed very desolate. "Is this guy beheaded?
When Princess Qinghe heard this, she immediately scolded angrily in the direction from which the voice came. Then he stared at Li Pingjiang and said, "What you said doesn't count! Not to mention that it wasn't thunder just now!"
After Princess Qinghe finished speaking, she threw the slave in her hand out, "Come! You say! If you don't tell the truth, then you will wait to lose your head today!"
The slave fell to the ground with a thud, hurriedly kowtowed, and said tremblingly: "Go back to Your Royal Highness the Princess! You are as beautiful as a flower! You are the first in the world! If there is half a joke! The slave is willing to be hit by the sky and thunder!"
There was a crackling thunder, and a golden light flashed, and the talking minion kicked his feet, and his body instantly turned black, except for his eyes and teeth. The moment he fell down again, he whispered: "The slave didn't lie!"
At this moment, the scene was extremely silent, and after a while, Li Pingjiang coughed twice and slowly said: "Haha! Don't say it! You take me to see my master!"
"Hmph!" Princess Qinghe snorted coldly, threw her hands down, and walked forward, Li Pingjiang smiled and followed.
"Alas, who are you Xu Chuan?" Li Pingjiang hurried up, touched Princess Qinghe's shoulder, and said with a low expression: "Could it be your dream lover! Hey, it seems that I have no fun!"
Princess Qinghe originally wanted to burst into two foul words, but when she heard this, her face immediately turned red, and she said in a low voice: "Hmph! People are both civil and military at a young age! Cultivation is only one point shorter than my father! The most important thing is to ask my father for advice, I never thought that he would be able to defeat my father by leapfrogging! Now think about which green onion you are! Hmph!"
Li Pingjiang nodded after hearing this, "Haha! This disciple is not bad! If Lao Tzu had been in retreat for decades, he would not dominate the entire cultivation realm! It's a pity, it's a pity! Lao Tzu doesn't have the patience!" Li Pingjiang smiled and said, "Haha! No wonder Princess Qinghe is so obsessed with the crown prince of Li Xu's empire! If I were a woman, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to help it!"
When Princess Qinghe heard this, she immediately despised her in her heart, "Hmph! It's all come to this point, and you still pretend not to know it! I'll ask Xu Chuan to give you to me later! Then cut off your head and feed it to the dogs! Let's see how you kneel down and beg for mercy!"
Immediately smiled and said: "Of course, but looking at you like this, even if you are a woman, Xu Chuan will not take a fancy to you!"
"Hey! A woman's psychology is really terrifying! She doesn't look down on others and talks about others!" Li Pingjiang put his hands together and put on a look of being underbeaten.
"Hmph, I'll settle accounts for you later!" Princess Qinghe snorted coldly and continued: "Don't speak!
Li Pingjiang only paid attention to his surroundings at this time. The two of them found themselves in a back garden, where the air was fresh, and there was a small stream hanging from it, and there was a small bridge over the stream.
In the pavilion next to the small bridge, there were two men sitting in it, drinking tea, and chatting very happily. At this moment, a young man suddenly turned his head sideways and smiled: "Why is Princess Qinghe here!" Suddenly seeing Li Pingjiang on the side, his face immediately became respectful.
When Princess Qinghe saw this, she thought that she was respectful to herself, and immediately felt a surge of hope in her heart, and then thought of Li Pingjiang beside her, her face immediately sank, and she pointed at Li Pingjiang's nose and said, "Xu Chuan!