Chapter 66: Hold your fart

"It's not good! Someone is coming!" Li Pingjiang's face changed drastically, his eyes narrowed slightly, staring at the place where the nuclear bomb exploded, and said in a solemn tone that was very rare: "I have to go!"

"Hmm, hmm, the deity also felt it! It seems to be several times more powerful than that Wan Kun! And there is more than one!" Preserved Dan hurriedly ran over and hugged Li Pingjiang's calf.

"Hmm! And looking at the fluctuations in this space, it seems that they are the powerhouses of the middle stage of the Yuan Infant and the peak of the Yuan Infant! There are seven of them! Now I am not their opponent! Leave here first!" Li Pingjiang hurriedly bought a 10,000-mile escape charm from the system mall and directly printed it ten times.

lifted the preserved egg, pinched it without saying a word, and the light flashed, and a man and a dog disappeared in place. All that was left was a forty-meter knife and a flag fluttering in the air.

"Oh! I didn't expect this to be the lair of the Ten Thousand Poison Sect! You Qingxuanzong have searched hard for decades but have not found it! Now they have been inexplicably destroyed by others! Old man, what do you think?" An old woman in coarse linen clothes teased an old man in the air.

The old man next to the old woman was the old man Li Pingjiang met when he first entered Qingxuanzong, and he was also the old man who took Tao Yi and Xiaoqing away, the old man sneered, "Hmph, old woman!

At this moment, five sounds of breaking the air were heard, and five old men, three men and two women, slowly landed behind the two, "This is...", an old man stared at the ruined Ten Thousand Poison Gate and exclaimed: "Looking at the traces of the fight, it seems that it was done by one person!

"Well! That's right! This person is even more vicious than the Ten Thousand Poison Sect! This is hundreds of thousands of disciples, and his soul was shattered by the aftermath of the fight! It seems that this person's cultivation is not much different from Old Man Li!" Another black-robed old man teased at Li Jianyi, the ancestor of the Qingxuan Sect in front of him.

Li Jianyi smiled disdainfully, "Hmph! High momentum does not mean that strength is high! But looking at the scene inside, it seems that there is another force destroying all this! And it is even more terrifying than poison! But why should he..."

Li Jianyi's words came to an abrupt end, and at the same time as everyone's surprised and excited eyes looked at the place where Li Pingjiang and the preserved eggs were, and a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes.

Without discussion, the seven of them rushed to the direction of Tie Lingyuan at the same time, and Li Pingjiang and Pidan once again urged the escape charm, and they had no intention of stopping at all, and they looked like they would not stop if they couldn't use up the escape charm in their hands.

The seven old men appeared in the air in front of the forty-meter big sword, all frowning and staring at the banner in front of them, and at this time, Li Jianyi exhaled a turbid breath and said, "What kind of sect is this Heavenly Sect? Moreover, this Li Pingjiang alone will destroy the Ten Thousand Poison Sect!

The old woman smiled, "Hehe! Two Yuan Infant Stage! Two Quasi-Yuan Infant Stage! Plus their poisonous skills and unique beast spirits! I'm afraid it will take me half a day to be present!"

"Well, after I go back, I have to investigate this Caotian Sect! And the disciple exchange between our sects must be held quickly! Look at it like this, it's not the sects of the other three continents! It's the sects of the Holy Pole Middle Continent! Because I can't get along, that's why I came to our Spicy Chicken Continent to mingle!"

In a quiet space, only the light of the candle can prove that there is still some life here, and at this moment, there was a bang! A man and a dog fell to the ground, it was Li Pingjiang and the preserved egg.

Li Pingjiang and Pidan got up in embarrassment, and began to carefully observe the surroundings, only to see that this was a huge palace, and at the end of the palace there was a huge altar, on which all kinds of delicacies were placed, but it was still hot and steaming. It was only faintly visible through the light of the candles, because the whole hall was in darkness.

"Are you hungry?" Li Pingjiang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and kicked on the ass of the preserved egg.

"Ahaha! the deity is not hungry, not hungry at all!" said the preserved egg, but Harazi fell to the ground, pulsating his little short legs and rushed towards the altar.

"That's right! Lao Tzu is not hungry!" After Li Pingjiang finished speaking, he reached out and grabbed the dog's tail of the preserved egg, pulled it back, and then lifted the preserved egg and threw it out, and he had already flown to the altar, looking at the table full of dishes that he had never seen before, and he pounced on it without holding back.

"Slow down, be kind!" Preserved Egg had already run over at this time, jumping on the altar and holding the sacrifice.

Suddenly! Li Pingjiang coughed twice, obviously choking. Hurriedly took a jar of wine on the table, and poured a few sips of it, "Hiss~Ah! This wine is not good! It is still 108,000 miles worse than Lao Tzu's Feitian!" After speaking, he took out two bottles of Feitian and threw a bottle of preserved eggs, and sat on the altar and began to enjoy.

At this moment, there was a horn sound outside the main hall, and at the same time, a sharp shout came into the ears of the two people, "The emperor has arrived!"

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" Listening to this voice, you know that it is the voice of a hundred civil and military officials. Randomly came the steady voice of a middle-aged man: "Well, get up, go and worship the heavens now!"

Li Pingjiang and the preserved eggs were eating vigorously, and they were suddenly startled by these voices, and looked around, Li Pingjiang waved his big hand, and all the sacrifices on the altar were thrown to the altar, and then he took out a tiger whip from the system space, and printed it one hundred and eighty times without saying a word.

Seeing this, the preserved egg said: "Stinky boy, the wine on the altar was broken by you, but it's a pity for them to drink your wine!

Preserved Dan stared at Li Pingjiang with a funny expression, raised his eyebrows, Li Pingjiang understood, bought a large water tank in the system space, and released the water pipe with a tacit understanding of one person and one dog.

After a screeching sound of water, the large water tank above the altar had been filled with a tenth of the special liquid. Suddenly, the two of them opened their mouths, "Bah!" Several mouthfuls of thick phlegm squirted out of the mouths of a man and a dog. Later, Li Pingjiang bought more than 100 bottles of two pots and poured them into it, which was enough to fill the water tank.

As soon as he poured into it, the door of the main hall was slowly pushed open. Li Pingjiang and the preserved egg were slumped on the beam at the top of the main hall, and a man and a dog still had a cigarette in their mouths. I look like I'm enjoying it.

The first to step into the main hall was a middle-aged man in a dragon robe, but he had a face that was not beaten, and his condescending taste was not hidden at all. Behind him stood rows of old, unspeakable civil and military officials.

The middle-aged man slowly came to the side of the sacrifice to the sky, turned around and looked back at the civil and military officials in the audience, opened his hands and laughed loudly: "The soaring kingdom has established itself as an empire! This is a slap in the face! How can I swallow my anger! This sacrifice to the sky is to pray for the blessing of the gods! I will send troops to fight against the soaring kingdom next month!"

"Your Majesty!" a civil official dressed up looked at him and took a step, knelt on his knees, and begged to speak.

"Say!"

"This soaring kingdom has been renamed the Empire, I don't know why it's named, and why is it here to worship the heavens, shouldn't it be at the altar..."

"Hmph!" the middle-aged man snorted coldly, "What is it called the Li Xu Empire! Also! This time it is a secret operation! I heard that the culture of the Li Xu Empire is very special! It has all been introduced to the territory of my Apocalypse Empire! And the people everywhere live and work in peace and contentment! If you attack the Li Xu Empire with great fanfare, even if you get the territory of the Li Xu Empire, you will not get the support of the people in the future!"

Li Pingjiang listened to it on the beam of the house, and said with a smile: "Oh! This guy is developing well! What else is the Li Xu Empire! What does this mean? Are you thanking Lao Tzu?"

"Okay! This kind of weak country is not worth all of your trouble! When the time comes, you can just send troops!" The middle-aged man waved his hand and said to the outside of the main hall: "Come on!

Soon, dozens of eunuchs stepped into the hall in an orderly manner, holding incense paper belonging to this world in their hands, and the middle-aged man slowly took a few steps back, only to see the eunuchs start to burn in front of the altar.

"Pray to the gods to bless my Apocalypse Empire!" Except for the eunuch who burned incense, he did not kneel, and all the other people knelt on the ground, including the middle-aged man.

"I don't know how Xu Chuan's training is!" Li Pingjiang shook his head, "Hey, I don't know if I can deal with this Apocalypse Empire! If I can't deal with it, then the teacher will have to take action to eliminate the harm for the people!"

"Here!

Li Pingjiang was in deep thought, and when he heard this, he immediately stretched out his head and looked at the main hall, only to see that the eunuch moved the large water tank specially processed by Li Pingjiang and preserved eggs to the crowd, and poured a bowl in everyone's bowl.

"First cup! I drank it in one gulp, and suddenly my face changed, and I stood in place, and with a bang, the one in my hand was unconsciously thrown to the ground.

"It's over! It's been discovered!" Li Pingjiang raised his head and stared at the preserved eggs on the beam of the opposite room, and he was about to slip away when he saw his face.

"It's not a big problem!Don't panic!" Goudan said righteously: "This is a group of small shrimps! I'm afraid of a chicken feather!" Having said that, the dog's legs of the preserved egg unconsciously retreated.

Then there were more than a hundred clangs, and the middle-aged man suddenly came back to his senses and shouted, "Who made this wine!"

Li Pingjiang glanced at the preserved egg after hearing this, and at the same time breathed a sigh of relief.

When a eunuch on the side heard this, he hurriedly stepped forward and knelt on the ground, "The slave knows his mistake! Please ask the emperor to spare his life! This wine is made by the slave well, but the slave did not use a large water tank to fill it..."

"That's enough!" The middle-aged man directly interrupted the eunuch's words, and said with a slight smile: "Get up! This wine is good! It's a good wine! It's fierce! It's a must-have for killing the enemy! It's just a strange smell! It's hard to say! But good wine with strange flavors is still very creative! Go back and brew it well, and your benefits will be indispensable when the time comes!"

"Haha! From Li Pingjiang and Preserved Eggs!" Li Pingjiang's face turned red, and he gave a thumbs up to the preserved eggs.

The preserved egg lay on the beam of the room and covered the loose lips with his front grab, as if he was about to lose his breath.

"Emperor Xie!" The eunuch slowly stood up, bowed down and said, "This wine is..."Poof~ The eunuch's words were not finished yet, and everyone present stared at the beams with a dark face.

Li Pingjiang hurriedly shrank back and said, "You have held back all your farts!

"The deity also..." Before the words of the preserved egg were finished, his face was distorted again, only to hear a puff puff~ A fart sound, Li Pingjiang also clearly saw a few black objects falling.

"Ahh!!hh