Chapter 13: I'll Send My Sister Over to You!

Bidding farewell to this old man Wu, Xiaofeng hummed the song "Eat mine and spit it out", and walked on the way home.

Xiaofeng's current mood is very comfortable.

Historically, this is an elder who praises himself positively.

No one praised herself, so Xiaofeng had to find the fat pig and them for comfort. The guys gave him a lot of comfort, but of course, at the cost of treating them to dinner or playing games.

There is no free lunch in this world, and Xiao Feng knows this very well. It's normal for me to give money and you to comfort me.

But the role of these friends is limited, and they can only temporarily paralyze Xiaofeng himself.

And the woman doesn't take Xiaofeng seriously. Except for the occasional few who take a look at his weird and beautiful face and let out an exclamation, in the hearts of these women, the poor dick is not a little wind, and the fart.

Just when Xiao Feng was thinking wildly, suddenly, he saw a person walking towards him not far away.

Yes! Xiaofeng suddenly became nervous.

How is he? It's really an enemy to see each other, and it's very red-eyed!

The person who came was none other than Xiaofeng's creditor - Xiong Er.

This Xiong Er is neither surnamed Xiong, nor is he the second in the family.

But the object of his worship is actually the Xiong Er in that famous anime, so he calls himself Xiong Er.

Actually, this guy is not fat at all, much more fat than a fat pig, and is a typical lean pig.

Moreover, his running speed is among the top few in the class, and Xiaofeng can't outrun him at all.

Xiong Er also saw Xiaofeng, and he rushed over.

"Xiaofeng, why haven't you returned the money you owe me?" He screamed as he ran.

Xiao Feng was even more convinced: the group of hooligans who came to smash his yard in the morning must have been sent by Xiong Er.

Damn, Xiong Er, you guy, you want to kill people for a thousand yuan!

Lao Tzu, I'm fighting with you today! Xiao Feng really wanted to rush over and punch him.

Suddenly, Xiao Feng remembered what Old Man Wu said to him.

In terms of fighting, Xiaofeng is not Xiong Er's opponent at all, that is to compare his own shortcomings with the strengths of others, and he is more than lucky.

Okay, then I'll run with you!

Xiaofeng ran away, and Xiong Er in the back chased after him.

Xiong Er's speed was far above Xiaofeng. Soon, I saw that Xiaofeng was about to be caught up by Xiong Er. But Xiao Feng had already had an idea, and when he was about to be caught up by Xiong Er, he suddenly twisted his waist, came to a turnaround run, and ran wildly in the other direction.

Xiong Er's speed was too fast, he didn't expect Xiaofeng to make this move, he couldn't brake, so he had to rush forward a few more steps, and almost crashed into the opposite car. He quickly stopped, gasping for air, and turned back to chase Xiaofeng. At this time, Xiao Feng had already stopped, grinning at him.

Seeing Xiaofeng's appearance, Xiong Er's heart became even more angry, and he rushed over at a speed of 100 meters ruthlessly.

Xiao Feng had already observed the terrain, and he jumped over the fence in the middle of the road to the other end of the road.

Although Xiong Er is not fat, his body size is not as dexterous as Xiaofeng, and it took a lot of effort to climb over the high fence, which used up a lot of his strength.

By the time he turned over, Xiaofeng had already run into a construction site.

Xiong Er is so angry in his heart, you are a little wind, you don't pay back your debts, and you still hide from me. I'll let you hide! He held back his strength to feed, and chased after him again.

However, rushing to the construction site, he was dumbfounded.

It turned out that the construction site was full of all kinds of steel pipes and wood, densely packed. After entering, Xiong Er seemed to have entered a labyrinth and couldn't find the direction.

"Xiong Er, I'm here. If you have the ability, will you come here? Suddenly, behind a steel pipe, there was the sound of a small wind.

This guy, it turned out to be behind that. Xiong Er didn't think about it, and pounced again.

But when he got there, he couldn't find anyone.

It turned out that Xiaofeng actually climbed to a high place again, where he could see Xiong Er, but Xiong Er couldn't see him.

With a snap, Xiong Er heard a noise in the east.

That must be Xiaofeng, Xiong Er chased after him.

But it was a brick that Xiaofeng was taking.

Xiong Er pounced, and suddenly, behind him, there was another sound, it was in the west.

Xiong Er turned around and ran over again, but still didn't see anything.

"Hahaha!" He only heard someone laughing on his head, and when he saw it, it was Xiaofeng!

Xiaofeng was sitting on a steel pipe and laughed at him, "You stupid bear! It's so cute! If you have the ability, you will chase me! ”

Xiong Er's eyes were about to erupt into flames, and he rushed forward desperately.

Xiaofeng sat motionless.

Just when Xiong Er was about to reach Xiao Feng, Xiao Feng jumped lightly from behind.

Under Xiaofeng, there was a pile of styrofoam, and he jumped on it without any damage.

Poor Xiong Er had to climb down again like a bear.

And Xiaofeng was already standing in the middle of the construction site, enjoying his "hide and seek" show.

When Xiong Er ran closer again, Xiaofeng ran again, but he was not running at full speed, but running and resting. As soon as Xiong Eryi approached him, he turned around and ran in the other direction.

After tossing and turning like this a few times, Xiong Er was really exhausted, and stopped and gasped for breath.

And this amount of exercise, for Xiaofeng, who has run a marathon, is only enough for him to sweat a little.

Xiong Er finally realized that he had fallen into Xiaofeng's trap, and he simply stopped running.

However, how could Xiaofeng let him go?

Remembering that he was chased by those guys running around today, and jumping into the trash can to smell the smell, Xiaofeng was angry.

Small, let you buy murder to collect debts! Let you collude with hooligans! Master has to let you taste my methods today!

Xiaofeng grabbed a few rocks and smashed them.

Xiong Er was still panting, when he suddenly heard a whooshing sound and subconsciously dodged. Unexpectedly, another stone came, hitting him in the jaw, and he screamed in pain.

"Xiaofeng, you actually dare to put a hidden weapon. Look at Lao Tzu if he doesn't clean you up. ”

This guy grabbed the stone and threw it back, but Xiaofeng had already hidden in the "bunker", and the stone couldn't hit him at all.

On the contrary, Xiaofeng lost no time in throwing a few more "hidden weapons" over, and hit Xiong Er with his head scurrying.

After chasing and running like this, hiding and hiding, and tossing for a while, Xiao Feng estimated that Xiong Er's guy was already at the end of the crossbow, and he decided to fight back!

He jumped out suddenly, and while Xiong Er was still stunned, he rushed over quickly, kicking it with a "waste wood leg", and directly towards Xiong Er's lower crotch.

In normal times, Xiong Er can completely dodge it.

But now, Xiong Er was already close to prostration, and he was kicked by Xiaofeng without hiding.

"Ahh Xiong Er covered his bottom and screamed.

Xiao Feng was still angry, rushed over again, and slapped Xiong Er in the face.

With a "snap", Xiong Er's face was a "five-finger mountain".

Then, Xiaofeng kicked again and directly knocked Xiong Er down.

"Oh, spare your life, Xiaofeng spare your life!" Xiong Er, who was lying on the ground, was about to cry, looked at Xiaofeng pitifully, and begged for mercy.

"Call me uncle, say quickly, uncle spare his life!" Xiao Feng grabbed Xiong Er from the ground, slipped his collar, raised his fist with his right hand and shouted, "If you don't shout, be careful of my fist!" ”

"Yes, yes. I shouted, I shouted. Xiong Er's face was red and blue, and blue was purple, "Uncle, spare your life!" Uncle, spare your life! ”

"Come on, do you need to pay back the 1,000 yuan?" Xiao Feng glared at Xiong Er fiercely.

"No, no, uncle, you don't have to pay it back, you don't have to pay it back." Xiong Er said with a sad face.

"Fart! That's not what I said. Xiaofeng spat on it.

"And what shall I say?" Xiong Er was stunned, "Oh, by the way, that's where I owe you a thousand yuan, that's right, I owe you a thousand yuan." ”

Xiaofeng was happy in his heart, why did I suddenly change from a debtor to a creditor?

"Nonsense!" Xiao Feng scolded angrily, "Why are you so dishonest? You said you owe me money, and you gave me an IOU? I hate you most of all for being an untruth-seeking comrade! Phew, who's gay with you! You dishonest fellow! ”

"Huh?" Xiong Er was even more confused, "Then, I'll give you an IOU, right?" But where is the pen and paper? ”

"Rub, who told you to make an IOU? You're really a bear home. ”

"So, what do you want?" Xiong Er's eyes were about to burst, "Or, why don't I send my sister over and give it to you?" ”

"Your sister, how old is you?" Xiaofeng joked, "Do you look like you?" ”

"How can I be?" Xiong Er said like crying and laughing, "My sister is a class flower in the class." ”

"Banhua?" Xiao Feng was beaten with chicken blood, "Oh, this class of flowers, well, you can consider it." By the way, how tall is she? ”

"If you go back to my uncle, my sister is still in the second grade of elementary school." Xiong Er said.

"Are you looking for a smoke?" The little wind is big, "A girl in the second grade of primary school, you are going to force Liang to become a prostitute?" ”

"This isn't forcing good people to become prostitutes, isn't this what I want to give to you, uncle?" Xiong Ernu said on his knees.

"Cut, you're going to put me in jail? Are you legally blind? This is a crime, do you know it? "Xiaofeng heard this from her sister who studied law before.

"Isn't this what you want, uncle? I don't have any extra girls at home. ”

"Do you think your sister is going to be sent to the palace? Why don't you go into the palace and become a eunuch yourself? Damn, I've never seen a person like you, it's really a beast! Xiao Feng looked at the bastard with great disdain.

"So, Uncle Xiaofeng, what else do you want? You don't want money, you don't want women, I really don't know what you want? ”

"Okay, okay" Xiao Feng felt that he was almost done playing this girl, and it was time to put an end to it, "Am I the kind of person who doesn't pay off his debts?" Did I say I wouldn't pay you back? ”

"Then, didn't you just ask me if I still need to pay back the thousand yuan? I thought ???????"

"You think, you think it's a hair? I just wanted to tell you that I'll pay you back sooner or later, but not now. What kind of character is I, Lu Xiaofeng? Am I going to be on your bills? Xiao Feng looked at Xiong Er viciously.

"That's, that's. What kind of character is your Uncle Lu? That guy, that's the high wind and bright festival, superior to others, high up, towering into the clouds, tall and ???????" Xiong Er uttered a series of idioms in one breath.

"Forget it, don't be a sycophant. Uncle, I won't eat your set. Xiaofeng stopped Xiong Er's compliment, "I can't pay back your money now, I'll pay it back to you when I have it." ”

"Really?" Xiong Er said in surprise, "Uncle Xiaofeng, you are really a first-class character!" ”

"Less tidy those. Let me ask you, why did you send those Black Dragon Society guys to trouble me today? ”

"Black Dragon Society?" Xiong Er was taken aback, "I, I don't know anyone from the Black Dragon Society?" ”

"I don't know, you really don't know, or do you fake don't know?" Xiaofeng looked at Xiong Er.

Xiong Er's eyes didn't seem to be flustered or hidden.

"I really don't know them." Xiong Er stammered, "I, I, I swear to God, if I were, if I knew this, these guys, I, I would go out and let the car run and die!" ”

This guy actually swore a poisonous oath.

Xiao Feng didn't look like he was lying, and couldn't help frowning.

It turns out that those guys really weren't sent by Xiong Er?

But why do they say they want to beat me when they hear my name?

Who sent these people?