Chapter 14, The Most Popular Animals

Xiaofeng believed Xiong Er and let him go home.

Before leaving, Xiaofeng repeatedly told Xiong Er that he must be optimistic about his "Banhua" sister, and said: If I haven't asked for a daughter-in-law in another ten years, you can send your sister over again.

Unexpectedly, Xiong Er, this guy, actually agreed, and the "brother-in-law" was long, and the "brother-in-law" was short.

Xiaofeng said in his heart: Rub, I will be your brother-in-law, and you are my brother-in-law. According to the rules of our side, my brother-in-law wants to give my brother-in-law a big red envelope, where do I have a red envelope for you?

Laughing and laughing, Xiaofeng still returned home happily.

When I got home, my mother and sister hadn't come back yet.

Xiao Fengle is broken, and he can finally occupy his sister's computer.

Xiaofeng turned on the computer and remembered that he hadn't been on QQ for several days, so he turned on the little penguin.

As soon as I opened QQ, Xiaofeng was happy.

It turns out that Fat Pig is also on the line, and his QQ also shows that he is listening to a song, and the name of the song is "Strangling Your Tenderness".

"Fat pig, are you listening to a song?" Xiaofeng sent a message.

"Yes, Xiaofeng, what are you doing? Which girlfriend are you talking to? Fat Pig came back too.

"I don't have it yet, oh, but I'll have a goal soon." Xiaofeng replied.

"Oh? Who is it? Do you have horses again? Punctuality? Fat Pig asked curiously.

"She, she looks so beautiful, that's really Chang'e in the sky, Xi Shi on the earth!" The breeze replied.

The one Xiaofeng said about is, of course, her sister's classmate, Qin Xiaoyu.

"Really? Is it really as beautiful as you say? Why don't you bring it out for my brother one day? ”

"Alas! But I haven't caught it yet? ”

"Didn't catch it? What are you bragging about?? Fat Pig scoffed.

"Not bragging. Actually, I can catch it. It's a little bit of a hassle though. ”

"What's the trouble?"

"She's my sister's high school classmate."

"Your sister's classmates? Aren't you twins with your sister? So, her classmates are the same age as you? ”

"Where? My sister is a good student, she skipped a grade in elementary school and another in junior high school, and her classmates are almost two or three years older than me. ”

"What? Two or three years older? Xiaofeng, do you want to play 'Sister and Brother Love'? Ha Lu Ha! ”

"So what?" Xiaofeng disagreed.

What years have you been here, and those who can play "sister and brother love" are definitely elites!

"Brother, I think you'd better give up as soon as possible. People have already gone to college, right? You're only a high school graduate.,No money.,No status.,And you still want to learn from Koreans to play 'sister and brother love'? I see you don't dream. ”

Is Xiaofeng a person who gives up easily?

From the first time he saw Qin Xiaoyu, Xiaofeng expected that this beauty, this big sister, must be the goddess she was destined for.

For the sake of the goddess, I will not give up!

"What's wrong with me being younger than her? Isn't this trending now? ”

"That's fine. Xiaofeng, I think, you should find a bigger one. ”

"Bigger?" Xiaofeng was a little dizzy.

Fat Pig was clearly opposed to him engaging in "sister-brother love" just now, why is it now reversed and encouraged him to find a bigger one?

"How old are you asking me to find?" Xiaofeng asked.

"I think, you don't want to find an aunt who is two or three years older than you, you just find an aunt who is twenty years older than you, no, thirty years older than you, that is the most suitable, hehe!" Fat Pig was in the back, adding a maniacal laughing emoji.

"Are you sick? Twenty years older than me, so am I looking for a wife or a mother? Xiaofeng was annoyed.

"What's wrong with looking for Mom? Let me tell you, those women in their forties, if they have money, they can support you for the rest of your life, you don't have to struggle, you just lie down and enjoy it. Xiaofeng, let me tell you, if you find such a master, you will eat and drink spicy food in your life, **! ”

"It's so good, why don't you look for it?"

"Me? Which green onion am I? Look at me, my face looks like an eggplant, my body looks like a pumpkin, which one will people look up to me? ”

When Xiaofeng heard this, he almost wanted to spit through the computer screen.

"Xiaofeng, have you heard of 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian'?"

"Nope. Is that a personal name? Xiao Feng had never heard of this strange word.

"You don't even know this, do you? You're corny. Let me tell you, this 'Pan' is Pan An's appearance, Pan An, do you know the way? It's just a beautiful man. ”

"Yes. Isn't it just a handsome guy? ”

"That's right. This 'donkey', that's it, that's it. You know, I won't go into it. "Fat Pig is quite reserved.

"Oh, I know that, too. Okay, skip it, and move on. Of course Xiaofeng understands.

"'Deng' is Deng Tong, a rich man in the Han Dynasty, especially rich."

"Oh, it's better to just say 'money'."

"'Small', that is, you have to be small in front of women, that is, the wife is the biggest, and the wife will do whatever you want. ”

"Isn't it just to keep your voice down and be a little man?" Xiaofeng looks down on such a man the most in his heart.

"This 'idle' means that there is idle time, doesn't it?" Without waiting for Fat Pig to answer, Xiaofeng answered.

"That's right, for women, you have to spend more time with her, don't be busy all day, busy."

“OK！ I have kept you in mind Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian. Thanks a lot! ”

The sound of the door opening was heard outside.

"Fat pig, don't say much, I'll go first."

"Good, 886"

Xiaofeng quickly turned off the computer and stared nervously outside.

Click, click, heavy footsteps, fire.

Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.

The person who went home was not my sister Xiaoyun, but my mother.

If Xiaoyun sees Xiaofeng playing with her computer again, she will probably have to talk about the last call again.

"Xiaofeng, you're back! Quick, quick, explain to my mother, what is this 'most popular thing for women'? ”

Mom rushed into Xiaofeng's room in a rage, holding a "secret information" in her hand.

This "secret information" is actually some tabloids on the street, all of which say something "heavenly machine", "password" or something. Actually, it's some messy hints about gambling on animals.

"Mom, guess whatever you like. Don't keep asking me to guess riddles for you, okay, I still have something to do? "Xiaofeng is a little impatient.

"You little red guy, let you guess, you can guess, what are you talking about?"

"Mom, you've been guessing this animal is funny all day? How much money can I make? ”

"Why not?" My mother said very seriously, "Let me tell you, I guess the level of this has improved a lot recently, and I have made a lot of money recently, and if I work hard, I can make a lot of money this year." ”

Xiaofeng shook his head, his mother had been poisoned too deeply by this gambling thing.

As for animal guessing, my mother seems to have regarded this as a very great and sacred cause.

People may be living in hope.

Xiaofeng's hope is to soak in that fairy sister. Xiaoyun's hope is to find a good job and marry a rich man. What about Mom's hopes? It was pinned on these twelve animals.

"Tell me, what's the 'most popular thing for women'?" Mom asked.

"Donkey? By the way, it's a donkey! Suddenly, Xiaofeng's brain flashed, and he remembered the "Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian".

"There are no donkeys in the zodiac?" Mom frowned.

"Mom, isn't that horse a donkey? Horses and donkeys are a family. Xiaofeng smiled.

"Well, too." Mom nodded, and her reading glasses looked at the "cipher code" that hid the "mystery".

Xiaofeng turned on the computer again, and just wanted to log in to QQ again.

"Xiaofeng, tell your mother, what kind of woman's favorite thing is a horse? Isn't that a horse that only you men like to ride? "Mom is still a little confused.

Xiaofeng was embarrassed.

How can this be answered?

"Mom, are you long-winded? I said that a horse is a horse, why do you ask this and that? Xiaofeng pushed and coaxed, and pushed the chubby mother out of the room.

"A woman's favorite thing is a horse?" The lovely old mother was still shaking her head, pondering, and her demeanor was like that of a studious elementary school student.

Xiaofeng closed the door and chatted with Fat Pig again.

Xiaofeng told Fat Pig that he had no money today, so he couldn't invite him to supper.

Unexpectedly, Fat Pig told Xiaofeng: He earned a few hundred yuan by buying lottery tickets today, and asked Xiaofeng to sing at night.

What's going on all these years? Adults bet, children gamble, everyone gambles?

However, there is a treat, which is good news.

Xiaofeng is looking forward to it, looking forward to being able to show her singing voice tonight.

It's been a long time, it's been a long time since he's sung.

At this time, the door was opened again.

It's not good, my sister Xiaoyun is back???????!