Chapter 165, I met a skinny monkey in the toilet
Chapter 165, I met a skinny monkey in the toilet
"So, what's your boss's last name?" Xiaofeng asked, "Huh?" Manli was stunned for a moment, "Our boss's surname is Qin, Qin of Qin Shi Huang." ”
That's right, the company where Manli works is the Fumao Import and Export Company opened by Xiaoyu's father Qin Huaishan!
Xiaofeng is happy now, I didn't expect that there would be this unexpected gain today?
"Xiaofeng, why are you asking this?" Manli looked at Xiaofeng strangely.
"Oh, nothing, nothing." Xiaofeng said embarrassedly.
"By the way, Xiaofeng, have you found a new unit?" Manly asked.
"I'm not looking for a job anymore. I'm going to repeat my studies now, and I'm going to take the college entrance examination next year. Xiaofeng replied.
"Oh, that's good, then I wish you to be admitted to a good university next year, and then you will be a college student, much higher than my diploma." Manli sincerely blessed Xiaofeng.
"Thank you, thank you!" Although Xiaofeng said this, his mind ran to other places.
Why hasn't this fat pig called yet?
"Xiaofeng, who is the woman who was with you that night?" Suddenly, Manly asked.
"Huh? Which woman? The absent-minded little wind just came to his senses.
"It's the woman that night, have you forgotten? You, you still touched her, and she slapped you? Manli asked shyly.
Xiaofeng then remembered that he took out a medicine bottle in Ruxue's chest that night, but accidentally touched Ruxue's chest and was slapped by Ruxue.
At that time, Wang Manli happened to pass by, and misunderstood that there was some kind of improper relationship between her and Ruxue, so she ran away in anger.
"Oh, it's her. She is the teacher of my repeat class, my homeroom teacher. Xiaofeng didn't hide it.
"What? She's your homeroom teacher? Manly was stunned, "You, how could you and her be like that?" ”
"Manli, I think you may have misunderstood, in fact, there is really nothing between me and her, we are a pure teacher-student relationship, a very pure and pure kind. That night, I was learning to dance with her, and by accident, I ran into each other, and she reflexively hit me. There's really nothing between us, don't think about it. Xiaofeng lied.
"You're dancing with her?"
"yes, is there anything wrong with the teacher and the student dancing together?" Xiaofeng said, "I danced with her in Latin, the kind of dance that needs to be closer, you should know the way, right?" ”
"I know, isn't it the kind of woman who wants to wear clothes that are very revealing, showing her back and thighs, and then the two of them are still belly to belly, and they have to shake their heads back and forth?" Manli was anxious, "You are teachers and students, how can you dance that kind of dance?" This, this is also terrible, right? ”
"What's so scary about that? Dancing is a normal social activity, not as scary as you think. Xiaofeng shook his head.
"Xiaofeng, you still have to be careful. My mother said that a couple of men and women have nothing to do with dancing together, and sooner or later there will be sparks! If you and your teacher keep dancing that kind of belly-hugging dance, something big will happen sooner or later! ”
"No, where do you want to go?" Xiaofeng said seriously, "What my mother said is completely different from what your mother said. My mom said that as long as your heart is clean and pure, even if two people sleep back to back in the same bed, nothing will happen. ”
That's what Mom said, and Xiaofeng didn't lie.
However, with his sister Xiaoyun back to the same bed, something still happened, although it was not a principled big thing.
"Huh? That's what your mom said? "Manlilen.
"Yes, is the heart selfless and the bottom of the hand wide? As long as I am honest in my heart, even if I am holding my teacher and sticking to her chest, I Lu Xiaofeng is still pure and immaculate, and I will not sit still! Xiaofeng raised his face and made a very holy appearance.
"Really?" Manli opened her mouth wide and couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Of course it's true. Why, don't you believe it? Xiaofeng saw Manli's concern about herself, and said, "Manli, think about it, if I really want to have something with my teacher, why should I ask you out again today?" I might as well go on a date with her. ”
"Oh, too. Your female teacher, she is very beautiful and has a better figure than me, if you are really good, you should come out with her today. Manly nodded.
She is still a little self-aware of her appearance and figure.
For the female teacher, she also felt a little jealous in her heart.
"That's right, I'm the head teacher, I don't have a boyfriend yet, if she really wants to seduce me, can I still resist it?" Xiaofeng didn't forget to add such a sentence.
"Ah, she doesn't have a boyfriend yet? How old is she older than you? Manly asked.
"It's not too big, eight years older, and I'm 26 years old this year."
Manli's heart tugged, "26 years old, 26 years old, she doesn't have a boyfriend yet?" So, then she really likes you? ”
In Manli's heart, Xiaofeng, who is handsome and humorous, is a boy that many girls like.
Her judgment was not wrong.
"No, where do you want to go? How could she fall in love with me? She's just my teacher, I'm just her student, have you ever heard of a male student falling in love with a female teacher? Xiaofeng said.
"Oh, that's, that's gone. This male student is in love with a female teacher, it sounds really weird, right? ”
"That's it." Xiaofeng said, "How can I find an old woman who is eight years older than me and so much older?" You're thinking crooked. ”
"Oh, that's too." Manli didn't think it was possible.
Although when McDeji listened to Xiaofeng chatting with his colleagues before, he said that he liked his older sister, but there was no reason for Xiaofeng to find an old woman so much older? Moreover, these two people are still in a teacher-student relationship, so why don't they look like people who will walk together?
"Okay, don't be suspicious." Xiaofeng said.
"Hmm. Xiaofeng, let's not talk about those messy women, let's just talk about why you want to invite me out this time? Manly turned happy again.
Let's fuck those women out! Now it's me and Xiaofeng's two-person world.
"Didn't I tell you all when I called you that day? We're old colleagues, and now we're all away from McDerky, so let's keep in touch. Xiaofeng said.
He said as he looked down at his phone.
What's going on with this fat pig, why haven't you called yourself yet? What a desperate death!
"Then when you were in McDeki before, you didn't contact me for anything?" Manly asked shyly.
"Ah, well, weren't we colleagues before? It is better to keep a certain distance between colleagues. Xiaofeng smiled helplessly.
"Really? So, then, we are not colleagues today, and this distance can still be closer? As she spoke, Manli moved some distance towards Xiao Feng's side.
She was closer to the little wind.
If this was in the past, Xiao Feng would not be interested in seeing this fat woman's breasts. However, since taking the Qi Boosting Pill, whether it is a fat woman or a thin woman, a beauty or a dinosaur, as long as it is a woman, with a little visual stimulation, Xiaofeng's heart begins to move.
Xiaofeng was so frightened that he immediately stood up.
"Xiaofeng, what's wrong with you?" Manli looked at Xiaofeng strangely.
"Well, I'll go to the toilet first."
Without waiting for Manli to answer, Xiaofeng slipped into the toilet over there.
When he arrived at the toilet, Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.
Suddenly, he felt as if someone around him was looking at him, and he was still giggling.
"What do you see, you haven't seen that thing of yourself? Do you have to look at me? The little wind got angry and turned his head away. Turning his head, he was stunned again.
It turned out that this person was none other than a thin monkey.
It's really enemies who see each other, and they are very red-eyed.
"Lu Xiaofeng, it's such a coincidence, I met you again. Hehe, I can meet you in the toilet, we are really fateful. The thin monkey still stared intently at Xiao Feng's body.
"What are you looking at?" Xiaofeng was annoyed and wanted to put on his pants immediately. But the urine was just halfway through, and it couldn't be retracted.
"Well, you're pretty good, and besides, it's so high." The thin monkey sighed for a long time, "What, do you miss a woman?" Sure enough, it's a young man, and it's just different from us old men. ”
The thin monkey approached Xiao Feng and showed a lewd look.
"What do you want to do?" Xiao Feng became angry, and simply turned the muzzle.
The water column, which should be a urine column, was sprinkled on the thin monkey's clothes.
"Ahh The skinny monkey screamed. However, it was too late, and there was still a hot and fishy smell left on his clothes.
"Lu Xiaofeng, do you kid want to die? Be careful that I castrate you! "The skinny monkey was enraged.
"You dare! Don't forget, I'm your big brother's sworn brother. If you dare to mess with me, be careful that Brother Hui will trouble you! Xiao Feng pointed to the thin monkey's nose and said, "I haven't settled the account with you last time!" ”
The skinny monkey was so frightened that his face changed.
"Okay, I won't tell you, I'm really unlucky today, I met you guy, and you visited the uncle's demon suppression pagoda for free. My pagoda is only for women to visit, and today is cheaper for you. Xiaofeng swaggered out of the toilet.
Looking at Xiaofeng's back, the thin monkey spat out.
"Lu Xiaofeng, you wait, see how Lao Tzu cleans you up!"
He also followed Xiao Feng and walked out of the toilet, making a phone call as he walked.
"Hey, is it Brother Liang? I'm a skinny monkey. Let me tell you, I met Lu Xiaofeng. Yes, that's him! He's on this side of Labor Square. Well, yes, yes, that's it?????? Okay, I'll follow him, don't worry! ”
The thin monkey hung up the phone and sneered.
"Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng, you are dead!"
He tiptoed to keep up with the light wind not far ahead.
At this time, Xiaofeng stopped and hung up his phone.
He never expected that behind him, there was a guy following him??????