Chapter 166, even the dog knows that he went to the toilet to pee!

"Fat pig, why haven't you come here yet? What, traffic jams on the road? What, just a bus stop down the road? Are you stupid? Why don't you come here at this stop? With your stature, you should have run and lost weight a long time ago. Hurry up and run forward! Xiaofeng said on the phone.

He sighed and walked back to Manly's side.

The thin monkey also followed him quietly like a shadow.

Today, no matter what, the skinny monkey won't let this kid run away.

"Xiaofeng, why have you been there for so long?" Seeing that Xiaofeng had just come back, Manli asked.

"Oh, when I went to pee just now, there was a nasty dog in the toilet, always hanging around me, so I gave it a soak of urine, but this guy still relied on me to live and die, isn't it too late?"

What the? You actually call me a dog? The skinny monkey hiding behind a tree and eavesdropping was angry.

"Ah, there's a dog in this toilet? You, you're still peeing on that dog? When Manli heard this, she was ashamed and laughed at the same time.

"Yes, I didn't expect this dog to be so smart, he doesn't urinate anywhere, and he knows how to go to the toilet. Well, now not only the awareness of hygiene has increased among the whole people, but also the awareness of this dog. Xiaofeng smiled, "Oh, and ah, I still want to see if that dog's leg is muddy?" ”

"What? Muddy? "Manly was a little confused.

"Haven't you heard? Oh, then I'll tell you. Xiaofeng approached Manli and said, "Have you ever seen how puppies pee?" ”

"See, it seems like they all lift one leg to pee?"

"Yes, but do you know what kind of dog would pee like this?"

Manli thought for a moment and shook her head, "This, I haven't studied it. ”

"Let me tell you, this dog used to pee on the ground on his two legs. But later, one of the legs was eaten by the fairy, and the fairy saw that the dog only had three legs, so he simply took a piece of mud and put it on it. But ah, after all, this leg is muddy and can't touch the water, won't it be rotten when you touch it? So, all the dogs in the future had to lift that mud leg to pee. ”

Xiao Feng said vividly.

"Ah, I see, hehe, I see." Manly smiled happily.

"Today's dog, I'll pee on it all over to see if its legs are made of mud and have melted away." Xiaofeng said.

"So, did its legs melt away?"

"How can it? Its legs haven't melted away, but this dog is crazy and barks at me. Hahaha! Xiao Feng Da Lang laughed.

The thin monkey hiding behind the tree was so angry that he gritted his teeth tightly, but he was helpless.

At this time, Xiaofeng's mobile phone rang, and the thin monkey shrank into the shadows under the tree in fright.

It's a call from Fat Pig.

Xiaofeng walked away, picked up the phone, and strode towards another place, and the thin monkey quietly followed.

Xiaofeng walked under a tree next to the toilet again, and after a while, the fat pig gasped and ran over.

"Fat pig, why are you here now? What time is it? Xiaofeng said annoyedly.

"Brother, look, I'm out of breath." The fat pig was panting for air, and his face was red.

"Why are you wearing this?" Xiaofeng was stunned when he saw the fat pig's clothes.

Fat Pig was actually wearing a neat suit and tie, and the leather shoes under his feet were also black and shiny.

"You, are you here for a blind date, or are you here to be a hero to save the beauty?" Xiaofeng asked.

"When you're dating a girl for the first time, of course you have to dress better." Fat Pig looked at his clothes and smiled smugly.

"Is there any mistake? I didn't let you go on a blind date, I'm asking you to play the hero who saved beauty? Wait until I'm playing a robber with a gun, and you're going to stand in front of Manly and use your majestic body to block my bullets for her. You say you, you dress like this, you are a hero to save beauty, are you still giving a speech? ”

Heroes save beauty? Blocking bullets? What's the mess? The skinny monkey who overheard their conversation was confused.

"Brother, I don't think there's anything wrong with me wearing it like this. You see, I'm in a suit, with a good demeanor, standing in front of Manli, how cool it is! "Fat Pig is getting more and more proud.

"Alright, alright, it's up to you. Oh, and did you bring all the tools? ”

"Bring it, brother, you can put it on."

The two walked to a secluded place, and Fat Pig changed the outfit to Xiaofeng.

After putting it on, Xiaofeng was transformed. He wears a black, night-like tracksuit, a pair of black running shoes on his feet, a mask of the Monkey King that can be bought on the street, and a replica pistol in his hand.

"Wow, brother, you're so cool!" Fat Pig looked at it and marveled.

The so-called Buddha relies on gold, and people rely on clothes. This is to play the role of a robber, and it really can't be done without this line!

"Shhhh Otherwise, people would have thought of me as a masked robber in the square. Xiao Feng looked around, and all he could see behind the mask was his sleek black eyes.

In fact, not far away, the skinny monkey was also peeking at them.

The skinny monkey finally understood.

"Brother, the masked robbers in that square are not as handsome as you. You can rest assured, you can pretend when the time comes, even if people see it, people will think that the robber did it. However, it doesn't seem very kind for us to do this, right? Wasn't the innocence of the robber ruined by us? ”

"You stupid fool! Is the robber innocent? They have robbed so many times, what about one more time? Besides, we weren't really robbing, we were just joking with Manly. If you don't, how can she be touched by you, how can she be willing to make a promise? Xiaofeng said.

"Oh well. Brother, then I'll go over first. ”

"Well, remember, don't scare Manly away anymore. You have to leave her there anyway, and I'll go after that!" ”

"OK, brother, I'll go first."

Fat Pig left.

Xiaofeng let out a long breath.

Suddenly, something hit him on the head, and he only felt that the world was spinning, and he fainted.

The thin monkey looked at Xiao Feng, who was stunned by himself, threw away the stone in his hand, and sneered.

"Lu Xiaofeng, if you really have you, you would actually come up with such a trick? It's a shame that you don't be a hooligan, right? However, the praying mantis catches the cicada, and the yellow finch is behind, you wouldn't have dreamed of it, I heard it, right? ”

Subsequently, he dialed Brother Liang's phone again.

"Brother Liang, I'm a skinny monkey. Oh, let me tell you, I've already knocked Lu Xiaofeng unconscious. I'm telling you, that's what it's all about, it's like this??????" The thin monkey talked to Brother Liang on the phone.

After the last moment, the thin monkey laughed, "Okay, Brother Liang, you can rest assured." I'll do as you say. Now, even Brother Hui can't keep him. Ha Lu Ha! ”

Over there, Fat Pig had already walked to Manli's side.

"Ah, isn't this Miss Manley? It's such a coincidence, how did I meet you here? Are we really fated? Fat Pig greeted Manli according to the lines prepared in advance.

"Why are you?" Manli also recognized this chubby guy, wasn't this the fool who came to Madki's restaurant last time to harass him?

"Yes, I'm Zhu Xiaogang, nicknamed Fat Pig, Xiaofeng's classmate and good friend, do you remember?" Fat Pig kindly reached out his hand.

Out of politeness, Manli had no choice but to shake hands.

Fat Pig was shaken by the goddess in his heart, and his palms immediately sweated excitedly.

"Man, Manli, you, you're so beautiful today!" As soon as he was excited, Fat Pig forgot his lines and only cared about saying his true feelings.

This round face, these big eyes, is so charming!

"Oh, it's okay." Manly nervously moved to the other side of her chair.

Fat Pig sat down and moved his ass towards Manly again.

"Manli, you, don't be nervous!" Actually, fat pigs are more nervous.

Xiaofeng answered the phone, and he hadn't come back for a long time, and Manli's heart was drumming.

This place is very secluded, and she is only a single woman, what if this guy suddenly becomes animalistic?

Manli picked up her phone and dialed Xiaofeng's number.

But the phone was not answered, and then it was simply turned off.

What's going on? Where did he go?

At this time, the fat pig moved towards Manli again.

"You, don't come here again! Otherwise, I'll call you indecent! Manli screamed nervously.

Fat Pig had to stop.

"Don't be afraid, Manli! I, I just wanted to talk to you! Fat Pig said.

"Talk, talk about what? What do I have to talk to you about? Manli simply stood up and was about to get out of here.

How could a fat pig let her run away? He hurried after him and blocked Manli's path.

"You, what are you going to do?" Manly screamed nervously, "Indecent, indecent! ”

At this moment, the fat pig was frightened, and hurriedly covered Manli's fat mouth with his fat hand, "Don't, don't scream!" ”

However, Manli struggled hard, and beat the fat pig's stomach fiercely. However, the fat pig just endured the pain and did not let go of her.

Manly's fear grew heavier.

"Little wind, little wind!" As soon as the fat pig's hand loosened slightly, Manli screamed loudly.

At this time, a man ran towards him.

Seeing someone coming, Manly and Fat Pig stopped.

I saw a person wearing a black tracksuit and a Monkey King mask on his face, standing in front of them.

Seeing this hybrid of Spider-Man and Monkey King coming, Fat Pig finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Xiaofeng, you're finally here. If you don't come again, I'm really treated as a ** by Manli?

Manli was startled when she saw such a person suddenly coming.

Xiaofeng didn't come over, why did such a guy suddenly come?

Suddenly, she thought of a news she saw on TV yesterday: in this Labor Square, a robber wearing a Monkey King mask recently appeared, specifically attacking single women and stealing their things.

Manli's face turned white.

Oh no, I've met a robber?

I met ** just now, and now I meet the robber again, it's over, it's over??????