Chapter 23, you have a terminal illness, do you know how to do it?

"Who are you fooling, you bastard? Aren't you alive and kicking? Where is it like a dying man? Xu Xiaoli saw Xiaofeng's deception.

But Xiaofeng still has to be pretended.

"You didn't lie to you, big brother. How could I be playing with my life? Xiaofeng pretended to be in pain, "I have an incurable disease, and the doctor said that I will live for two years at most." ”

"Lu Xiaofeng, what are you pretending? Oh, you're going to pretend to be pathetic and let me let you go? The old lady told you, don't say that you are not sick, even if you are really sick, I will also cripple you first. Aren't you going to die anyway, and it's not a big deal to get beaten up by me more, right? ”

This girl is really ruthless, she is really "the most poisonous woman in the world".

"Big brother, let me tell you." Xiaofeng also ignored her, "I, my disease, I was infected by her!" ”

"What?" Xu Xiaoli was furious, "I infected you? How do I infect you? I'm going to infect you, won't I be able to live myself? ”

Ouyang Feng naturally didn't believe Xiaofeng's words.

But Xiao Feng's words later made him even more creepy.

"Big brother, I have AIDS, not any other disease!" Xiaofeng said while holding his stomach.

"What, AIDS?" Ouyang Feng was so frightened that he dodged. Good guy, this is going to be caught by him, so don't you want your own life?

"Cut, what AIDS? What are you pretending? If you really get this disease, then you deserve it, retribution! Xu Xiaoli shook her head, very happy.

"Are you really, really AIDS?" Ouyang Feng still had palpitations.

"yes, why did I lie to you?" Xiaofeng squeezed his eyes, raised his eyebrows and said, "And, let me tell you, this disease was brought by this girl next to you!" ”

"You talk nonsense! You said that my mother infected you with AIDS, why didn't my mother get sick? Xu Xiaoli scolded.

"Don't admit it, how do you know that you don't have this problem? Have you been to the medical check-up? Xiaofeng said, "This disease has an incubation period, and when it lurks in you, you won't have any symptoms at all." When you do have symptoms, you are not far from death! ”

"Huh?" Xu Xiaoli became nervous.

"Don't you feel itchy in that place? That's the precursor to AIDS. "For Xu Xiaoli's itching of the lower body, of course, Xiaofeng knows it.

Today, Xiaofeng wants to uncover the old bottom of this good-looking man.

"That's, that's not AIDS at all, that's sharp ??????" Xu Xiaoli suddenly covered her mouth.

Oops, I accidentally told this problem.

"Sharp? Sharp what? Why, you don't dare to say it? Xiaofeng squinted at Ouyang Feng proudly and said, "Do you want me to tell this big brother, it's called genital warts." Big brother, be careful, don't be infected by her. ”

Ouyang Feng's face was like frost and snow, his face was serious, and he didn't say a word.

Xiaofeng felt that the game should be over, so he clapped his hands and said, "Okay, my illness won't be cured." Xu Xiaoli, what about your illness, hurry up and check it yourself, so as not to delay your condition. Anyway, I don't have much time left, and I have to go back early and live a few years. Two, in vain. ”

With that, he was leaving.

"Wait!" Suddenly, Ouyang Feng stopped him.

"What, you still don't let me go?" Xiaofeng tensed.

"Boy, I know you're lying." Ouyang Feng's lips drew the arc of a crescent moon, "However, I admire your kid's cleverness, and today, it can be regarded as letting me know the details of this woman." ”

"Brother Feng, Brother Feng, don't. I, there's nothing wrong with me! Xu Xiaoli was nervous now, but it was too late.

"Boy, you can go. By the way, you remember, whether you know that Lu Xiaoyun or not, you can't tell what happened today and my relationship with this woman, remember? Ouyang Fengshou smiled, his eyes staring at Xiao Feng's face as sharp as a hook.

Xiaofeng's face is really exactly the same as Lu Xiaoyun, and there will be no relationship between them. Ouyang Feng thought to himself.

If Xiaofeng knew Xiaoyun, or even her brother, and she wanted to tell me about it, then my image in her heart would be greatly reduced.

"What if I don't?" Xiaofeng squinted and glanced at the man unscrupulously.

"Hmph, if you want to say it, I'll dismantle you!" Ouyang Feng clenched his fists, and with a snap, the knuckles were rattling.

The other party's tall man and such a vicious look made Xiaofeng's heart shake.

Is this guy really going to be bad for himself?

"Boy, you have to dare to speak out. I will also shake out your past relationship with this woman. Do you think I won't? ”

This is more uncomfortable for Xiaofeng than the threat of Chiguoguo.

Who is Xu Xiaoli? If you let others know that you have had such a leg with this kind of woman in the past, then your glorious image will really plummet.

Although Xiaofeng is a guy who can't read, he is still a good child in the eyes of others. This is going to make my mother and sister know the truth, and don't you cripple yourself?

Between the lightning and flint, Qin Xiaoyu's appearance flashed in Xiao Feng's mind. This goddess in her heart, if she knows that she and Xu Xiaoli have such a past, how can it be good?

"That's good. Then we'll make a deal. I will not betray you, nor will you betray me. Xiaofeng nodded.

"Okay, that's a deal." Ouyang Feng stretched out his hand.

The hands of the two people actually pulled together.

"Pull the hook, hang yourself, you can't change for a hundred years!" Xiaofeng smiled slyly.

"No problem." Ouyang Feng also smiled.

For Ouyang Feng, how could he believe in any integrity? For him, such a treaty is only temporary. When necessary, what should be torn up, still torn up.

However, at present, he still has a goal to pursue, and he can't let the girl he likes find out: he is a playboy.

Xiaofeng is the same, he is also unwilling to admit his disgraceful past in front of his goddess.

The two men, each with their own ghosts, reached some kind of compromise for the time being.

However, this is only temporary.

"Ouyang Feng, you, how can you let him go?" Xu Xiaoli panicked.

Ouyang Feng didn't pay attention to him at all, flicked his sleeves, and strode away without looking back.

Such a woman, he Ouyang Feng has, it's a big deal, find another one at night.

"You, you! Ouyang Feng, you are also a bastard! Facing Ouyang Feng, who was walking away, Xu Xiaoli spat fiercely and stomped her foot hard.

"It's useless for you to stomp your feet, people will be scared away when they hear that you have genital warts." Xiaofeng gloated.

"Bastard, Lu Xiaofeng, if it weren't for you, would he have left?" Xu Xiaoli took all her anger out on Xiaofeng.

"Hehe, you deserve it, who told you to let people beat me?" Xiaofeng raised his face and whistled triumphantly.

"Good boy, you, you wait for me." Seeing that she couldn't fight Xiaofeng alone, Xu Xiaoli had no choice but to walk away, scolding as she walked, "You wait, I'll come back!" ”

Rub, do you think you're a gray wolf? Will you be back? Then come on.

Xiaofeng looked at the back of this girl and shook his head.

All the past has become a cloud of smoke. All things today will be settled later.

Xiaofeng whistled happily and went home.

As he walked, he shook the wicker that had just been broken off from the willow tree, and kept chanting: "The whip beats the golden kicks, and the song of triumph is sung." ”

There was nothing to do all the way, and Xiaofeng returned home so happily.

"Xiaofeng, where did you run just now?" Mom asked, still looking at the newspaper in her hand that had been marked with countless marks.

"It's fine. Mom, I went to the second middle school for a walk. As soon as Xiaofeng entered the door, he sat on another sofa and picked up the TV remote control.

"Second middle?" Mom was a little surprised, "Isn't that your sister's school?" What are you doing there? ”

"Go repeat!" Xiaofeng said very seriously, "I went over and looked at the enrollment brochure, and the repetition fee is 3,000 yuan." ”

"Three thousand dollars?" Mom's eyes widened, "So expensive?" ”

"Mom, is this still expensive? You pay your sister 6,000 a year for tuition. Xiao Feng was a little unbalanced in his heart.

"How can it be the same? Your sister is a college student, and she will graduate in a few years. Mom lowered her head again and looked at the tabloid.

"Am I also going to university?" Xiaofeng pursed his lips, "Why?" She's a college student, and I'm about to be a college student, right? Besides, I'm still a boy. ”

As he spoke, Xiaofeng got up, stood behind his mother, put his arms around her neck and said, "Mom, you can give me the money to sign up, okay?" ”

Mom was stunned.

Which nerve is wrong with this little wind, and he actually lied to himself?

Since puberty, this son of his own has never been so affectionate with his mother, is it evil today?

However, the mother also felt that her son and daughter should be given equal opportunities.

"Xiaofeng, it's not that Mom won't give you money to study, Mom also hopes that you will be good in the future. However, I haven't guessed my mother lately, and my hands are very tight. Moreover, you are repeating, not going to university, can you be admitted to university? Mom voiced her worries.

"Mom, where did you come from?" Xiaofeng was unhappy, "Why can't I go to college?" Mom, don't worry, I will definitely work hard to repeat my studies this year, and I will definitely be admitted to a prestigious university. ”

"Really?" The old mother looked at her son who had become a good child in surprise this day, and couldn't believe it, "Can you really get in?" ”

"Of course." Xiaofeng smiled proudly, "I'm going to be admitted to Fudan University, hmph, it's a hundred times better than my sister's Jiangnan University, I'm angry with her!" ”

"What? Are you going to Fudan? The mother knew that her son was bragging, but she was still happy for her son's ambition, "It's just that your mother really hasn't had much money lately, so let's not spend another month." ”

"What? In another month? Mom, don't you know that school will start in a few days? A month later? The daylilies are cold! ”

Xiaofeng, how can he wait any longer!

If you can't participate in the repeat class, isn't that just a passing by your own goddess?

No, absolutely not!

"Mom, you must help me find a way to raise money! Otherwise, I'm going to go crazy! Xiaofeng walked back and forth in the room, stomping his feet vigorously.

Suddenly, the bedroom door opened, and Xiaoyun walked out of it.

"What for? It's noisy, it's noisy! Still don't let people sleep? Xiaoyun complained in annoyance??????