Chapter 22, such a dangerous woman, do you dare to ask for it?
Chapter 22, such a dangerous woman, do you dare to ask for it?
How could this man say his sister's name? Xiaofeng immediately became nervous.
This guy knows a hooligan, so he's a hooligan too? If he knows that I have a sister, will it be my sister's idea? Besides, since he knows his sister, if I say that I am her brother, will he be unfavorable to me?
Thinking of this, Xiao Feng decided to rather die than admit his sister-brother relationship with Xiao Yun.
"What Lu Xiaoyun Lu Xiaoyu, I don't know!" He raised his head and looked at the man in front of him from the tip of his nose.
"Ouyang Feng, don't be polite to him, hit him!" Xu Xiaoli gritted her teeth and said.
However, her hand was still clutched by Ouyang Feng.
Ouyang Feng didn't pay attention to this woman at all, and continued to look at Xiao Feng.
"It's too similar, you two look too similar, it's just one person!"
"So what?" Xiaofeng ignored it.
"Huh? Xiaoyun, are you a woman dressed as a man? Suddenly, Ouyang Feng became nervous.
"What woman disguises as a man? Is he clearly a man? Xu Xiaoli was furious, "If you don't believe it, you will take off his clothes and see if he is a man?" ”
Ouyang Feng looked surprised and looked Xiaofeng up and down.
When his eyes saw Xiao Feng's chest, Xiao Feng had already blocked his hands in front of his chest.
Stinky rascal, look at your size! Xiao Feng also stared at Ouyang Feng fiercely.
This glance made Ouyang Feng firm his judgment.
That's right, if this Lu Xiaofeng is not Lu Xiaoyun's twin brother, then it must be Lu Xiaoyun himself pretending.
However, why did Xiaoyun see me, but she pretended not to know me?
"Ouyang Feng, why are you staring at him? Hit him! He bullied me so badly, you have to avenge me! The stinky woman howled like crazy.
Then, she spat at Xiaofeng again: "I, Lu Xiaofeng, you bastard, you look like this, do you think you can pretend to be a woman?" ”
"But I'm a woman." Xiao Feng had a wit, suddenly pinched his throat, and learned to be a girl.
Not to mention, the sound of him pinching his throat is exactly the same as that of his sister Xiaoyun.
"Xiaoyun, it's really you! You, why are you dressed like this? Ouyang Feng finally "understood".
Ouyang Feng showed a lustful look and looked directly at Xiao Feng.
Of course, Xiao Feng also saw his ghostly thoughts.
"Ouyang Feng, are you stupid? He's a boy! If you don't believe him, take off his pants and take a look! Xu Xiaoli couldn't stand it anymore.
Xiaofeng's eyes rolled, and he counted on his heart.
"Brother Feng, how can you do this? People are girls, how can they take off their pants in public? He said with a snarled voice.
That sound can really stun male flies and scare male tigers.
"yes, how did you come up with such a trick? You say he's a man, do you know him? Ouyang Feng looked at Xu Xiaoli coldly.
"That's right." Seeing someone supporting him, Xiaofeng also became energetic now, "I said you're not a woman yet." ”
"Lu Xiaofeng, what did you say?" The girl was even more annoyed, "You are a man, you are a man, my mother has slept with you, don't I know if you are a man or a woman!" ”
As soon as these words came out, she also felt regretful and quickly covered her mouth.
However, it was too late, and every word of these words reached the ears of these two men.
Xiaofeng's face turned white now.
As for Ouyang Feng, his eyes were also wide-round.
"What? You repeat! You say he slept with you? Ouyang Feng grabbed Xu Xiaoli and stared at her face like an eagle.
Now, Xu Xiaoli can no longer pretend to be pure.
She simply used the most powerful trick of a woman - crying!
"Woo woo?????? Brother Feng, I was confused for a while, I was deceived by this kid, he, when he asked me to sing, he actually put sweat medicine in my water cup, drunk me, and then, and then ruined me. Later, he threatened me not to speak out. Brother Feng, you have to call the shots for me. ”
Xiao Feng heard this, and was furious. Oh, he's not wearing a hat now, all he can say is that his hair is standing on end.
"You talk nonsense. You put medicine in my cup that day???????" Xiao Feng simply shook out the old bottom of the past.
It turned out that this girl fell in love with Xiaofeng at the beginning, pretended to ask him to sing, and put some kind of medicine in his water. The hot and unbearable breeze, of course, couldn't resist it, so he lost his body.
"Are you really a man?" Ouyang Feng didn't care who gave the medicine, he only cared about the person in front of him, whether it was a man or not.
"Yes, master, I'm a man, how about it?" Xiao Feng also let go of it.
"Hahaha!" Ouyang Feng laughed.
Unexpectedly, there is really a person who looks exactly like Lu Xiaoyun, and he is still a man.
"It's like, it's like! Don't you really have a sister or sister named Lu Xiaoyun? He still didn't believe it, "You two are both surnamed Lu, one is called Xiaofeng and the other is called Xiaoyun, it's really strange." ”
"You're the weird." Xiaofeng did not show weakness, "There are many people with the surname Lu in the world, and there are many people with the same name and surname. Your name is Ouyang Feng, so in this way, is that Ouyang Feng in the Legend of the Condor Heroes your second uncle? You also say that I am wonderful, and I think you are similar. ”
"That's just as well." Unexpectedly, Ouyang Feng was not angry at all, he smiled, "Okay, since you are also surnamed Lu, and you really look like Lu Xiaoyun, then I will let you go." ”
"Talking counts?" Xiaofeng was overjoyed.
"Ouyang Feng, you promised me to help me teach Lu Xiaofeng a lesson, you can't talk and not talk!" Xu Xiaoli did not relent.
"Xu Xiaoli, what should I tell me about you?" Ouyang Feng was a little unhappy.
Thinking that this woman would have such a strong sense of revenge against her original man, Ouyang Feng felt super unhappy.
You can do this to the men of the past, and won't you take revenge on the men of the present in the future?
He was very interested in Xu Xiaoli just now, but now he has a sense of disgust for this girl.
"Xu Xiaoli, let me be fair. After all, Xiaofeng has also been married to you. ”
"Phew, what couple? Didn't you just do it a few times? Xu Xiaoli spat again.
"Do it once, it's all fate." Ouyang Feng smiled slyly, pretending to be hypocritical, "What's more, you've done it so many times?" ”
"That's right, I'm very familiar with her." Xiaofeng was deliberately provoking Xu Xiaoli.
"You, you little bastard! If I knew this was the case, I should have broken that thing of yours in one bite! Xu Xiaoli was so angry that she even said this stinky word.
"Xu Xiaoli, be quiet!" Ouyang Feng was also angry and scolded sharply.
"Huh." Xiao Feng was happy, "Brother Feng, did you hear everything?" Such a dangerous girl, do you dare to put it by your side? Be careful! ”
"And yes." Xiao Feng decided to be more violent, "This big brother, let me tell you the truth, in fact, I can't live too long!" ”
After saying that, Xiaofeng cried loudly.
"Huh?"
Not only Ouyang Feng, but even Xu Xiaoli was stunned??????