Chapter 9 The Lord is a Genius
On the second day of menstruation, Du Jia almost spent it in bed, because the feeling of menstrual cramps made him want to knock himself out many times.
Xiaoyaozi brought Du Jia a pain-relieving pill, but it had little effect. Several brothers and sisters even circled around the pale-faced Du Jia.
But the cold and warmth did not get Du Jia's kind words, but everyone was scolded by Du Jia to the point of blood.
Fortunately, a few men knew that Du Jia was in a very bad mood, and everyone was too lazy to care about it, so they were silent, and let Du Jia be petty.
All day long, blood gushed out, not only making Du Jia's face black, but also dyeing plum blossoms everywhere in the bed and dress.
And the speed of the sanitary napkin is faster than Du Jia expected, who said that there is no modern leakage layer for that thing, and it generally has to be replaced in an hour.
That is to say, as soon as tomorrow passes, Du Jia will become a poor egg, with no clothes to wear and no sanitary napkins to use.
So early the next morning, Du Jia withstood the discomfort of menstrual cramps and hurriedly opened.
First of all, the production of sanitary napkins, Du Jia found clean cotton cloth and cotton wool, and smoked and disinfected with wormwood.
I also found all the good rice paper on the Xiaoyao Gate and mashed it, soaked it in hot water, and reduced it to pulp.
At the same time, there was also the refining of animal fat, Du Jia set up a pot in the courtyard, and put the fat meat in the kitchen in the pot to boil fragrant.
not only attracted Jun Xiao, who is good at cooking, but also attracted several other drooling men.
"Se'er, are you going to cook?" Ah Miao asked everyone's thoughts, is it not strange that someone who has never cooked for ten years suddenly cooks on the fire?
Du Jia ignored Ah Miao's idiotic question, and after losing a hygienic eye, he poured the caustic soda refined from dissolving lime and baking soda into a cauldron and boiled together.
Looking at the thickening substance in the pot, Jun Xiao really couldn't understand it, and asked, "Se'er, what are you doing?" ”
"If you want to see it, shut up, and you'll know it later!" Du Jia doesn't have the leisure to teach and solve doubts now.
There was fast-forming soap boiling here, and Du Jia was not idle, cutting the sterilized cotton cloth into squares two palms wide.
Fold it into two and brush it with pulp on one side to increase the leak-proof nature of the cotton cloth.
After the pulp is dry, Du Jia sews the cotton cloth into a long strip-shaped cloth bag and evenly puts it into the cotton wool to seal.
Then sew thin straps on the front and back of the cloth bag, and a simple sanitary napkin is complete.
The strange appearance of sanitary napkins naturally caused a group of curious and overweight men to speculate.
Du Jia didn't bother to explain, and took a sanitary napkin with menstrual blood out for them to see, which immediately made these noisy men red-faced and silent.
It is worthy of being a person who has studied embroidery for ten years, and Du Jian's stitch skills are not covered!
After a meal of cutting, cutting and sewing, forty or fifty pieces of homemade sanitary napkins were born. With this stock, even the next menstrual period will be more than enough.
The sanitary napkin was wrapped in a cloth and placed away, and the soap boiled over a warm fire in a large pot began to take shape.
After the fire was withdrawn and cooled, Du Jia used a knife to split the soap pieces one by one and put them on a stone table covered with cloth to dry.
"Se'er, is this a pastry?" Ah Miao salivated as she looked at the brightly colored soap.
"Want to try it?" Du Jia's face was expressionless, and seeing that Ah Miao was hesitant, she picked up a piece and handed it to him, "If you want to taste it, just taste it!" ”
Seeing that Du Jia's face was not abnormal, Ah Miao reached out and took the soap, smelled it, and felt a little pungent, but in the end, she didn't resist her curiosity and took a bite lightly.
After Ah Miao tasted it, she looked at Du Jia very seriously and said, "Se'er, this pastry is not delicious, did you add the wrong seasoning?" ”
"Poof...... Ha Lu haha...... "Looking at A Miao's serious appearance, Du Jia laughed loudly, "Ahem...... Miao, you're so stupid and cute! Haha......"
Ah Miao was puzzled, and looked at Du Jia who was smiling aggrievedly, and the tears in her eyes were swirling again.
"Don't pee cats!" Du Jia couldn't stand Ah Miao's tears the most, so she gave him the thing under his crotch, "Go and get me a basin of water!" ”
Ah Miao pursed her mouth, put down the soap that had been bitten off a corner, and obediently brought water.
"Come here and take care of it!" I haven't gotten rid of these guys who get in the way, for now.
Du Jia soaked the pants stained with menstrual blood in cold water for about five minutes, then put soap on them and scrubbed them repeatedly.
After a while, the snow-white pants were completely new, and the red blood stains were gone, and not even a mark was left.
"Wow...... Se'er, you're bullying me! When Ah Miao saw that this thing was washing clothes, she cried unhappily, "I'm going to tell the master!" ”
Du Jiacai was not afraid of A Miao: "It's okay!" Go ahead and sue! In the future, if the clothes are not clean, it is better to wear dirty ones! ”
As soon as she heard this, Ah Miao found that her attention was misplaced, and she didn't delve into such a powerful laundry product, but she was entangled in those that didn't matter.
"Then give me a piece of this!" Ah Miao wiped her tears and smiled as if it wasn't him who was crying just now.
"Good! No problem! Everyone has a share! Du Jia saw everyone's faces, and then said, "It's just that I have a small request!" ”
"What...... What are the requirements? Ah Ting looked at Du Jia with a wary expression, knowing that he would not be so generous.
Du Jiazhi said that the soap he made successfully aroused everyone's interest, and he smiled proudly: "As long as you agree, you will cover all my dirty clothes in the future, and I will immediately offer this super stain-removing soap with both hands!" What do you think? It's not difficult, right? ”
"Good! Deal! Ah Miao was the first to jump out and agree, anyway, most of Du Jia's clothes were washed by him before, and if he agreed, it was only good for him, no harm.
Du Jia easily completed the production of sanitary napkins and soap, and got a group of free laundry servants, which made his pride even more proud!
He wanted to shout to the sky right now: Hell, he's a fucking genius! And he did, but he just shouted two words, and his voice got stuck in his throat.
The reason is very simple, as soon as Du Jia was excited, a surging warm tide rushed out of his body, instantly making his flying heart fall into the abyss.