Chapter 10: Martial Arts
After seven days of torment, the damn menstrual period finally stopped flowing like a tap without paying the water bill.
Du Jia is strange, women really can't be measured by general medical knowledge.
Just imagine, if a big man bleeds for seven days in a row, then he will be half injured if he doesn't die!
But the woman has more than a few days of blood every month, not only is she safe and sound, but the beauty can also have red lips and white teeth, and her face is like a peach blossom.
How much blood does it take to sustain this? What kind of strong hematopoietic function must be there to ensure the supply?
With the end of menstruation, there is also a seven-day lady appointment between Du Jia and Xiaoyaozi.
Because of menstruation, in the past seven days, Du Jia has been pouting her little buttocks, taking small steps, walking lightly and slowly, absolutely like a lady.
And in order to avoid excitement and blood flowing, Du Jia spoke softly during this period, although she occasionally breathed fire, but she basically had a ladylike demeanor.
In addition, Du Jia menstruated, everyone was like a great enemy, and tried to avoid making Du Jia angry, so Du Jia maintained the image of being knowledgeable and reasonable, and passed the approval of Xiaoyaozi.
After two days of rest, Du Jia couldn't wait to come to Xiaoyaozi's yard and wanted to start the downhill test.
As soon as she saw Xiaoyaozi, Du Jia smiled as brightly as a spring flower: "Master, Se'er has passed the seven-day appointment with Master, isn't it time to take the next test for Se'er?" ”
Xiaoyaozi held the teacup in one hand and the lid of the cup in the other hand to block the tea leaves in the cup, and said, "Se'er's body has just improved, let's rest for a few more days!" ”
"No!" Realizing that her voice was a little louder, Du Jia hurriedly softened her tone, "Xie Lu Xie Master's concern, Se'er is no longer a big problem, and she can be tested!" ”
Xiaoyaozi didn't understand Du Jia's thoughts, but he had been annoyed by Du Jia for ten years, and it was indeed long enough, so he didn't embarrass Du Jia anymore, and nodded in agreement.
It's just that whether you can successfully pass the test and go down the mountain depends on Du Jia's creation.
Since it is a martial arts faction, it is natural that the first thing to do is to judge the winner or loser by the level of kung fu.
And kung fu is divided into four types: light skills, swordsmanship, hidden weapons, and the most difficult actual combat.
The first test is light work, and the question from Xiaoyaozi is very simple, that is, go to the cliff of the back mountain to find a golden silk blood swallow within a pillar of incense.
When Du Jia heard this request, she was annoyed, she knew that she would not instruct Jun Xiao to find bird's nest before, how good it would be to go down and practice a few times, practice makes perfect!
It's good now, I don't know what's going on under the cliff, it's really a duck on the shelf!
It must be that the old man knows that Du Jia is usually lazy, so he deliberately embarrasses him!
While scolding, Du Jia cautiously pressed his bare hands against the stone wall and flew down the cliff.
There are very few footholds on the stone wall, which are basically hung by both hands, and sometimes the raised stones are still unstable and fall as soon as they are grasped.
Du Jia could only follow the stone fall, looking for the next support point, and the speed of the slide made several people on the edge of the cliff frightened.
Fortunately, Du Jia is usually very interested in this light skill of flying eaves and walls, and spends a lot of time studying.
At this moment, although his hands were cut a few times by sharp stones, he was still able to maintain the balance of his body, and gradually approached the nest of the brown-tailed swiftlet in the middle of the cliff.
Feeling that danger was approaching, the two swiftlets chirped around the nest and refused to leave.
The two young chicks in the nest were as frightened as leaves in the cold wind, shivering, and their terrible and frightened cries made Du Jia feel that he was a heinous sinner.
In the end, Du Jia couldn't bear to take off the whole bird's nest, but laboriously tore off a small piece of the nest wall, and then returned the same way.
Light work is easy to go up, but difficult to go down. Now that he got the bird's nest, Du Jia explored the foothold of the bird when he came down from the stone wall, and returned to the edge of the cliff in a few jumps.
Handing the two-finger-wide bird's nest to Xiaoyaozi, Du Jia also said arrogantly: "Eat less bird's nest in the future, that is the saliva of the swallow, and it is not dirty!" ”
Xiaoyaozi took the bird's nest that was not enough to swallow in one bite, his face was silent, but he was very happy in his heart.
Even a small animal like a swallow can't bear to hurt a person, no matter how bad it is, it can't be bad. Let Du Jia go down the mountain, Xiaoyaozi is also relieved!
The next test is swordsmanship. This is Du Jia's weakness. The reason is very simple, Du Jia's mother said that she didn't like girls to dance with knives and guns, so Xiaoyaozi has always refused to teach Du Jia swordsmanship.
Although Du Jia was a well-known gangster in his previous life, fighting was his forte, and it was more than enough to fight three against one.
But that's limited to the little deflated three who are idle all day long and don't do their jobs, and there is no comparison with the perverted master who is flying all over the sky with light work and can fly a room with one palm.
Du Jia's three-legged cat swordsmanship all relied on the secret teaching of the senior brother, but this can't be compared with others!
Xiaoyaozi knew that he was at a loss, so he relaxed the test of this round, and only Du Jia could not be won by the chosen person in the half-pillar incense time, even if he won.
Picking people, Du Jia naturally picked Ah Miao without hesitation, because he had the worst swordsmanship among several senior brothers.
But even if it is the worst, Du Jia's swordsmanship cannot compete with it, so he can't fight hard in this round, he can only outwit him.
has been a man for 27 years, Du Jia knows where a man's weaknesses are, and he knows that he can only hit with one blow, otherwise he will lose the whole game.
"Wow! Flying saucer! Du Jia pointed to the sky, a look of surprise, causing everyone to look up curiously.
Of course, this crowd also includes Ah Miao standing on the competition field, Du Jia took advantage of Ah Miao's panic, saw the opportunity, and kicked a flying kick, right in Ah Miao's weak bird.
There was a terrible scream, and the birds flew together. Du Jia stood aside, looking at Ah Miao, who was kneeling on the ground in pain and covering her crotch, tears soaring, and a triumphant smile on the corner of her mouth: "Soldiers are not tired of cheating!" Ah Miao doesn't cry! After the half-pillar incense is over, the senior sister will definitely help you knead it well! ”
In this way, Du Jia easily survived the swordsmanship test, during which he waved the rusty long sword in his hand boringly.
I can't help it! If you don't get Xiaoyaozi's personal swordsmanship, you are not qualified to go to the Hidden Sword Pavilion to choose swords, so you can only pick up what others don't want to use! Poor thing!